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2012-10-03 03:25:28 PM
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AbbeySomeone: Nina9: missmez: "You're lucky I ain't kill kilt you two days ago?"

There. Fixed that for her.

It was most prolly -

Yer lucky I ain't kilt you 2 days afore.

Also, this is why you don't open your home to strangers or help f*cked up people. They will turn on you.


Reminds me of the scene in Natural Born Killers where the old Indian tells the snake story. Short recap: an Indian Chief finds a rattle snake freezing to death in the snow. He feels sorry for it, so he takes the almost frozen snake in and warms it by the fire. The snake then bites him, and as he lays there dying, he asks the snake: "why?"

The snake replies: "you knew what I was when you took me in."
2012-10-03 03:12:40 PM
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Nina9: missmez: "You're lucky I ain't kill kilt you two days ago?"

There. Fixed that for her.


It was most prolly -

Yer lucky I ain't kilt you 2 days afore.

Also, this is why you don't open your home to strangers or help f*cked up people. They will turn on you.
2012-10-03 03:04:49 PM
1 votes:
I went out with this girl I met on OkCupid who was GLUED to her phone. She took 2the phone calls during our dinner date, and when she wasn't yacking she was texting. I ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, had 5 $12 cocktails, and then said I was going to the bathroom and ditched her with the check.
2012-10-03 02:28:34 PM
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WeenerGord: How many of you farkers would let a homeless women you just met move in with you like this cos you were lonely?
40%


OK now how many of you would let her move in if you thought you might get sex from it?
103%


How did that turn out for you?


Meh
2012-10-03 02:04:44 PM
1 votes:
Man, that's a rough story. Hope he heals -physically and mentally.

The dating scene scares the hell out of me. I think I'll bring my wife some flowers tonight.

/It's hard to find sane partners, so it's worth keeping them when you do.
2012-10-03 01:24:09 PM
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Delawheredad: Somehow or other she managed to move into my apartment. It took me months to get rid of her. I did see some action but it wasn't worth the heartache.


After sexy-time, never EVER say "Do you really have to go?"
2012-10-03 01:15:49 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like the chick I hooked up with on Plenty Of Fish. Information came in drips and drabs. I gradually found out that she was homeless, tree times divorced, an alcoholic. Even her boobs were fake. Somehow or other she managed to move into my apartment. It took me months to get rid of her. I did see some action but it wasn't worth the heartache. I didn't fear for my safety because I'm a tall and large human being, she was 5'2 and would blow over in a stiff breeze. Also she was usually in a drunken stupor on my couch. Guys don't think straight when they think they can get some action.
2012-10-03 01:01:49 PM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-10-03 12:57:37 PM
1 votes:

ArkAngel: Is this guy that stupid or that desperate?


The fact that the gal actually existed puts him on a lower level of stupidity or desperation than the literally tens of thousands of people who have "met the one" on a internet dating site and sent millions of dollars to Nigeria/Ghana/etc scammers over the last decade (including a relative of mine, who I still think isn't 100% convinced he was being scammed).

Loneliness will indeed make you do crazy things.
2012-10-03 12:53:20 PM
1 votes:
"Loneliness," he said later, "will make you do crazy things."

Dang buddy, get a dog!
2012-10-03 12:48:34 PM
1 votes:
As a person who lives near that area let me add...nothing, and I mean nothing, good comes out of the Moon Lake area. Thieves, drug addicts, violent criminals. Its the degenerate dumping ground of the New Port Richey area. Funny thing is if you go down Moon Lake Road there are some very nice houses and neighborhoods. Get off the main road and into the back areas and you will find the real Moon Lake.

If he was a local he should have known better. As soon as she said Moon Lake he should have kept on looking.
2012-10-03 12:46:22 PM
1 votes:
This is so sad. Poor guy.
2012-10-03 11:42:04 AM
1 votes:

ArkAngel: Is this guy that stupid or that desperate?


FTFA: "Loneliness," he said later, "will make you do crazy things."
2012-10-03 10:32:22 AM
1 votes:
True love: It feels like several blows to one's skull.
2012-10-03 10:14:55 AM
1 votes:
Editor: Alex, I need a quick write-up of this third bullet on the crime roundup. Play it up a bit but nothing too fancy. Third page stuff.

Alex: This is my chance. My breakout feature. My chance TO SHINE.

Editor: Jesus farking Christ what the hell is this? Hey, Luanne, you got time to deflower this crap?

Luanne: No.

Editor: *facepalm* goddamnit
2012-10-03 10:12:59 AM
1 votes:
Good looking group.
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