AbbeySomeone: Nina9: missmez: "You're lucky I ain't kill kilt you two days ago?"There. Fixed that for her.It was most prolly -Yer lucky I ain't kilt you 2 days afore.Also, this is why you don't open your home to strangers or help f*cked up people. They will turn on you.
Nina9: missmez: "You're lucky I ain't kill kilt you two days ago?"There. Fixed that for her.
WeenerGord: How many of you farkers would let a homeless women you just met move in with you like this cos you were lonely?40%OK now how many of you would let her move in if you thought you might get sex from it?103%How did that turn out for you?
Delawheredad: Somehow or other she managed to move into my apartment. It took me months to get rid of her. I did see some action but it wasn't worth the heartache.
ArkAngel: Is this guy that stupid or that desperate?
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