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2012-10-03 03:55:38 PM  

jyoders19: How you know this guy is a TFer: "He surrendered the combination to his safe.

They snatched comic books, rare baseball cards"


The combination was 1-2-3-4-5.
 
2012-10-03 04:10:30 PM  
This, sounds like a smashingly good date.
 
2012-10-03 04:22:48 PM  
So they gonna go out again?
 
2012-10-03 04:34:49 PM  

GoldDude: [harkable.com image 530x402][www.tampabay.com image 300x449]
So that's "what ever happened to that guy".


Nope. "That guy" posted here once, and provided a more recent picture. He was cute. I kid you not. Unfortunately I did not save the picture. And yes, he provided all kinds of details about the original picture.
 
2012-10-03 04:37:05 PM  
Met my current wife on Craigslist. Apart from her Irish tendencies, she's actually more normal than anyone I met from any legit dating site. You get a different crowd with CL - the "I'm just looking to laugh at penises but so alone. But fark doing a dating site coz I'm not desperate / I ran out of non-creepy people on dating sites since I live in such a nonpopulated area."
 
2012-10-03 04:50:06 PM  

cgraves67: Huggermugger: It's amazing the amount of blood that a head wound can produce. I once got nicked on the skull at work when someone opened a filing cabinet drawer above me, and within a couple of minutes it looked like a slaughterhouse.

/poor guy
//he didn't even get a chance to stick his dick in crazy

I had a scalp wound one time when a heavy spindle dropped on my head. I was sitting at a table afterwards, calmly being sewed up and checked for symptoms of concussion while my wife was flapping around the room like a lunatic, crying, with my blood all over her. I think hair folicles must need a lot of blood.


Head wounds bleed a lot. Not sure if it's related to follicles, tho.
 
2012-10-03 04:54:43 PM  
She's the devil.

chicks . . . go figure.
 
2012-10-03 04:57:04 PM  

Nina9: missmez: "You're lucky I ain't kill kilt you two days ago?"

There. Fixed that for her.


Laive skohlin outae this.
 
2012-10-03 05:00:14 PM  

jiggitysmith: Met my current wife on Craigslist. Apart from her Irish tendencies, she's actually more normal than anyone I met from any legit dating site. You get a different crowd with CL - the "I'm just looking to laugh at penises but so alone. But fark doing a dating site coz I'm not desperate / I ran out of non-creepy people on dating sites since I live in such a nonpopulated area."


Really? The few times I've ventured onto CL all I get are escorts. Ugh.
 
2012-10-03 05:07:33 PM  

JesusJuice: I went out with this girl I met on OkCupid who was GLUED to her phone. She took 2the phone calls during our dinner date, and when she wasn't yacking she was texting. I ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, had 5 $12 cocktails, and then said I was going to the bathroom and ditched her with the check.


I like the cut of your gib. I'm all for being gallant but I get the feeling that chicks...er female-Americans that go on OKCupid are often going on the date for a free meal. I think the pay-dating sites do at least an adequate job of screening out the mouth-breathers such as this.
 
2012-10-03 05:09:19 PM  

cryinoutloud: GoldDude: [harkable.com image 530x402][www.tampabay.com image 300x449]
So that's "what ever happened to that guy".

Nope. "That guy" posted here once, and provided a more recent picture. He was cute. I kid you not. Unfortunately I did not save the picture. And yes, he provided all kinds of details about the original picture.


I found the thread, I think.
 
2012-10-03 05:27:50 PM  

JesusJuice: I went out with this girl I met on OkCupid who was GLUED to her phone. She took 2the phone calls during our dinner date, and when she wasn't yacking she was texting. I ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, had 5 $12 cocktails, and then said I was going to the bathroom and ditched her with the check.


Or you could not have been such a chickenshiat douche and just said: "You know, I don't think this is going to work out." paid for what you ordered and left.

Honestly, I think she was the lucky one this time around.
 
2012-10-03 05:34:20 PM  

ZombiesYall: I found the thread, I think.


Ha--what is that, the phone link? I've never seen a Fark thread that looked like that.

i.imgur.com 

Yes. This guy.
 
2012-10-03 06:16:48 PM  
i spent so much money on online dating, like over $500 and NEVER received a RESPONSE from ANYONE.
 
2012-10-03 06:18:28 PM  

cryinoutloud: ZombiesYall: I found the thread, I think.

Ha--what is that, the phone link? I've never seen a Fark thread that looked like that.

[i.imgur.com image 650x238] 

Yes. This guy.


Well, at least we know what happened to that pair of glasses!
 
2012-10-03 06:43:55 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i spent so much money on online dating, like over $500 and NEVER received a RESPONSE from ANYONE.


Since you live in Floriduh, maybe you could become penpals with this gal in prison, offer her a place to stay when she gets out.
 
2012-10-03 06:47:42 PM  
Should just execute them all together and save the taxpayer the burden of caring and paying for this "human" filth. They are all rabid animals, and the only end to this sad story is that they will be released in a few years due to overcrowding, and probably go back to the guy's house to finish the job they started, as it's "all his fault".
 
2012-10-03 07:39:06 PM  

Mad Scientist: Trash bag luggage: Red Flag #1.


"Sir..his luggage is the luggage of the poor!"
 
2012-10-03 08:18:03 PM  

Kazrath: JesusJuice: I went out with this girl I met on OkCupid who was GLUED to her phone. She took 2the phone calls during our dinner date, and when she wasn't yacking she was texting. I ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, had 5 $12 cocktails, and then said I was going to the bathroom and ditched her with the check.

Or you could not have been such a chickenshiat douche and just said: "You know, I don't think this is going to work out." paid for what you ordered and left.

Honestly, I think she was the lucky one this time around.


No, I was the lucky one because I got free food and drinks and some great catharsis.

She got stiffed with the check and had to find her own way home since I drove us there. That sounds pretty unlucky.
 
2012-10-03 08:18:22 PM  
Poor, lonely bastard. I'm a straight male, but i would have gone for pizza with ya.
 
2012-10-04 12:55:08 AM  

JesusJuice: Kazrath: JesusJuice: I went out with this girl I met on OkCupid who was GLUED to her phone. She took 2the phone calls during our dinner date, and when she wasn't yacking she was texting. I ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, had 5 $12 cocktails, and then said I was going to the bathroom and ditched her with the check.

Or you could not have been such a chickenshiat douche and just said: "You know, I don't think this is going to work out." paid for what you ordered and left.

Honestly, I think she was the lucky one this time around.

No, I was the lucky one because I got free food and drinks and some great catharsis.

She got stiffed with the check and had to find her own way home since I drove us there. That sounds pretty unlucky.


I think you just convinced everyone she was luckier.
 
2012-10-04 08:21:25 AM  

ani23: JesusJuice: Kazrath: JesusJuice: I went out with this girl I met on OkCupid who was GLUED to her phone. She took 2the phone calls during our dinner date, and when she wasn't yacking she was texting. I ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, had 5 $12 cocktails, and then said I was going to the bathroom and ditched her with the check.

Or you could not have been such a chickenshiat douche and just said: "You know, I don't think this is going to work out." paid for what you ordered and left.

Honestly, I think she was the lucky one this time around.

No, I was the lucky one because I got free food and drinks and some great catharsis.

She got stiffed with the check and had to find her own way home since I drove us there. That sounds pretty unlucky.

I think you just convinced everyone she was luckier.


I dunno, his deal sounds pretty damn lucky to me.
 
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