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2012-10-03 10:10:53 AM
Is this guy that stupid or that desperate?
 
2012-10-03 10:12:59 AM
Good looking group.
i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-03 10:14:55 AM
Editor: Alex, I need a quick write-up of this third bullet on the crime roundup. Play it up a bit but nothing too fancy. Third page stuff.

Alex: This is my chance. My breakout feature. My chance TO SHINE.

Editor: Jesus farking Christ what the hell is this? Hey, Luanne, you got time to deflower this crap?

Luanne: No.

Editor: *facepalm* goddamnit
 
2012-10-03 10:32:22 AM
True love: It feels like several blows to one's skull.
 
2012-10-03 11:42:04 AM

ArkAngel: Is this guy that stupid or that desperate?


FTFA: "Loneliness," he said later, "will make you do crazy things."
 
2012-10-03 12:33:59 PM
They stayed for a week. He said she never showered, never changed out of her red top and blue jeans, never ate his food, never slept in his bed, never kissed him.

Ok, what's her TF login?
 
2012-10-03 12:36:14 PM
"I am going to be in the newspaper. Should I put a shirt on, or will this cigarette cover enough of my man boobs?"

www.tampabay.com
 
2012-10-03 12:36:30 PM
When Yahoo singles was still up, I got the feeling that quite a few of those "women" could end up similar to this. Same with plentyoffish. There be some crazies online.
 
2012-10-03 12:37:13 PM
I guess this is that .01% of times that internet dating goes wrong.
 
2012-10-03 12:38:58 PM
This is one of the saddest things I have ever read.

You go, MS nerd. There are women out there who won't try to kill you.
 
2012-10-03 12:40:04 PM
I've got some awkward first-date stories, but nothing to rival this. I really need to step up my game & try out this on-line thing.
 
2012-10-03 12:43:19 PM
"You're lucky I ain't kill you two days ago?"
 
2012-10-03 12:43:36 PM
It's amazing the amount of blood that a head wound can produce. I once got nicked on the skull at work when someone opened a filing cabinet drawer above me, and within a couple of minutes it looked like a slaughterhouse.

/poor guy
//he didn't even get a chance to stick his dick in crazy
 
2012-10-03 12:44:09 PM

missmez: "You're lucky I ain't kill you two days ago?"


Never heard a redneck talk, I take it?
 
2012-10-03 12:44:39 PM
www.tampabay.com

They'd hit it. With a 2X4.
 
2012-10-03 12:44:42 PM

NumberFiveIsAlive: When Yahoo singles was still up, I got the feeling that quite a few of those "women" could end up similar to this. Same with plentyoffish. There be some crazies online.


POF is like Chat Roulette but in real life.
 
2012-10-03 12:44:55 PM

what_now: "I am going to be in the newspaper. Should I put a shirt on, or will this cigarette cover enough of my man boobs?"

[www.tampabay.com image 300x449]


There's something simultaneously funny and sad about a picture of someone with a trach hole holding a cigarette.
 
2012-10-03 12:46:22 PM
This is so sad. Poor guy.
 
2012-10-03 12:46:41 PM

ArkAngel: Is this guy that stupid or that desperate?


Yes.
 
2012-10-03 12:47:02 PM
Dear fark: please create a seperate florida tag for anything north west of I-75.

Thank you.
 
2012-10-03 12:47:03 PM
Crazy is crazy, even if you don't get to put your dick in it.
 
2012-10-03 12:48:34 PM
As a person who lives near that area let me add...nothing, and I mean nothing, good comes out of the Moon Lake area. Thieves, drug addicts, violent criminals. Its the degenerate dumping ground of the New Port Richey area. Funny thing is if you go down Moon Lake Road there are some very nice houses and neighborhoods. Get off the main road and into the back areas and you will find the real Moon Lake.

If he was a local he should have known better. As soon as she said Moon Lake he should have kept on looking.
 
2012-10-03 12:49:06 PM

GranoblasticMan: what_now: "I am going to be in the newspaper. Should I put a shirt on, or will this cigarette cover enough of my man boobs?"

[www.tampabay.com image 300x449]

There's something simultaneously funny and sad about a picture of someone with a trach hole holding a cigarette.


That's what I thought at first, but after RTFA, I'm not so sure. Could be some injury from the batshiat crazy woman's attack. Still, put a farking shirt on, dude!
 
2012-10-03 12:50:24 PM
manilovefilms.com

So...she's the Devil, you say?
 
2012-10-03 12:52:03 PM
He should have had a bad hunch when he found out she lived in a motel.
 
2012-10-03 12:52:16 PM

Huggermugger: It's amazing the amount of blood that a head wound can produce. I once got nicked on the skull at work when someone opened a filing cabinet drawer above me, and within a couple of minutes it looked like a slaughterhouse.

/poor guy
//he didn't even get a chance to stick his dick in crazy


I had a scalp wound one time when a heavy spindle dropped on my head. I was sitting at a table afterwards, calmly being sewed up and checked for symptoms of concussion while my wife was flapping around the room like a lunatic, crying, with my blood all over her. I think hair folicles must need a lot of blood.
 
2012-10-03 12:52:22 PM

what_now: "I am going to be in the newspaper. Should I put a shirt on, or will this cigarette cover enough of my man boobs?"

[www.tampabay.com image 300x449]


I see a strange resemblance between him and another farker.
 
2012-10-03 12:52:54 PM
FTA: His singlesnet.com profile has expired.

Go figure!
 
2012-10-03 12:53:20 PM
"Loneliness," he said later, "will make you do crazy things."

Dang buddy, get a dog!
 
2012-10-03 12:55:35 PM
Trash bag luggage: Red Flag #1.
 
2012-10-03 12:55:49 PM

H31N0US: Dear fark: please create a seperate florida tag for anything north west of I-75.

Thank you.


My initial assumption was that this was Polk County.
 
2012-10-03 12:57:37 PM

ArkAngel: Is this guy that stupid or that desperate?


The fact that the gal actually existed puts him on a lower level of stupidity or desperation than the literally tens of thousands of people who have "met the one" on a internet dating site and sent millions of dollars to Nigeria/Ghana/etc scammers over the last decade (including a relative of mine, who I still think isn't 100% convinced he was being scammed).

Loneliness will indeed make you do crazy things.
 
2012-10-03 12:57:44 PM

Mad Scientist: Trash bag luggage: Red Flag #1.


One of my besties- a smart, accomplished, successful, attorney will often throw some crap in a trash bag if she's traveling by car. She has very nice luggage, she's just such a slob that she doesn't bother with it.

I love her very much, but I will *never* share a hotel room with her again. After 24hrs it looks like the suite in The Hangover.
 
2012-10-03 01:01:49 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-10-03 01:03:52 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: ArkAngel: Is this guy that stupid or that desperate?

Yes.


So horny than.
 
2012-10-03 01:07:01 PM

what_now: Mad Scientist: Trash bag luggage: Red Flag #1.

One of my besties- a smart, accomplished, successful, attorney will often throw some crap in a trash bag if she's traveling by car. She has very nice luggage, she's just such a slob that she doesn't bother with it.

I love her very much, but I will *never* share a hotel room with her again. After 24hrs it looks like the suite in The Hangover.


Trash bags look like trash. Luggage looks valuable.

I don't put my dive gear in containers that say "DIVE GEAR: VALUABLE! DO NOT STEAL!" They're labelled "Kid's clothes Age 3". (That's what the containers were used for previously, I left the tape on.)

And if that's how she uses a hotel room, that's how it's done. If she tips okay, what's the problem?
 
2012-10-03 01:14:58 PM

Big Beef Burrito: I guess this is that .01% of times that internet dating goes wrong.


CSB time: My brother, who lives in NYC, once met a girl on OKCupid at a restaurant for a first date. They're talking about different stuff and getting to know each other, and he randomly decides to ask if she's right or left handed. She replies that "I don't really have a choice" and it's at this point that he realizes that she has only one hand.

Shortly after this, she asks my brother what his father does for a living. My father is a hand surgeon and he relatively commonly reattaches severed hands. I'm serious. At that point, the date could've gone in either a very good direction or a very bad one. The girl thought my brother was making fun of her, so needless to say, it did not go well.

/Not nearly as bad as this, but I'd definitely put it under the 'online dating gone wrong' category
 
2012-10-03 01:15:17 PM
Get well soon "total farker" whoever you are.

//lude
 
2012-10-03 01:15:32 PM
This is worse than the girl I dated a few times that wanted to move her and her kids in after our 3rd date.
 
2012-10-03 01:15:49 PM
Sounds like the chick I hooked up with on Plenty Of Fish. Information came in drips and drabs. I gradually found out that she was homeless, tree times divorced, an alcoholic. Even her boobs were fake. Somehow or other she managed to move into my apartment. It took me months to get rid of her. I did see some action but it wasn't worth the heartache. I didn't fear for my safety because I'm a tall and large human being, she was 5'2 and would blow over in a stiff breeze. Also she was usually in a drunken stupor on my couch. Guys don't think straight when they think they can get some action.
 
2012-10-03 01:16:13 PM

theMagni: And if that's how she uses a hotel room, that's how it's done. If she tips okay, what's the problem?


I would worry the maid would throw out the trash. You know, the trash bags filled with all your clothes.
 
2012-10-03 01:16:48 PM

Huggermugger: It's amazing the amount of blood that a head wound can produce. I once got nicked on the skull at work when someone opened a filing cabinet drawer above me, and within a couple of minutes it looked like a slaughterhouse.

/poor guy
//he didn't even get a chance to stick his dick in crazy


Recently came around the back of my van just as my wife shut the rear hatch Yeah that didn't end well. I never saw it. At least she "claims" it was the van rear hatch. Knocked senseless. Blood all over. You'd have thought I was dying I bet if you saw it from her point of view. They never even bothered with stitches at the ER. It keeps coming open though. Two weeks into it I still get the occasional blood out of that thing.
 
2012-10-03 01:21:40 PM
What!?!? You mean that some of the women you hook up with on internet dating sites are crazy coonts, who will try to kill you and take your stuff? Unpossible! Never in America.
 
2012-10-03 01:22:08 PM

Delawheredad: tree times divorced,


Who wood have guessed?
 
2012-10-03 01:24:09 PM

Delawheredad: Somehow or other she managed to move into my apartment. It took me months to get rid of her. I did see some action but it wasn't worth the heartache.


After sexy-time, never EVER say "Do you really have to go?"
 
2012-10-03 01:24:14 PM
This is an excellent lesson on material sciences and basic physics, kids. multiple blows to the head from a 2x4= semi-conscious. One blow with a hammer= instant unconsciousness.

What does this tell us about the importance of the strength and rigidity of a material, and the efficient conveyance of force via impact, given that the wooden 2x4 and the hammer probably weighed within a .5kg of each other and the size of the surface making the impact, was also, likely, not that disparate, ?

The proofs are left as an an exercise for the class. Form up into groups and have your answers ready in 10 minutes. Be specific.
 
2012-10-03 01:25:31 PM

NumberFiveIsAlive: When Yahoo singles was still up, I got the feeling that quite a few of those "women" could end up similar to this. Same with plentyoffish. There be some crazies online.


I dated a girl I met on plentyoffish. She was very attractive, could hold a conversation, had her own job/place/car, great cook...and in bed? OMG!...everything coming up "greenlight".

...and then she started stalking me - the final "that's it" came when she broke into my house while I was gone.

When I say "final" let's just say she had some "funny" tendencies along the way - nothing too worrisome. Until the break-in.
 
2012-10-03 01:26:12 PM

theMagni: And if that's how she uses a hotel room, that's how it's done.


No.
 
2012-10-03 01:26:12 PM

skankboy: Delawheredad: tree times divorced,

Who wood have guessed?


I don't get why he didn't just ask her to leave right then.
 
2012-10-03 01:28:29 PM

what_now: Mad Scientist: Trash bag luggage: Red Flag #1.

One of my besties- a smart, accomplished, successful, attorney will often throw some crap in a trash bag if she's traveling by car. She has very nice luggage, she's just such a slob that she doesn't bother with it.

I love her very much, but I will *never* share a hotel room with her again. After 24hrs it looks like the suite in The Hangover.


I wish I had saved it, but I bought a box of kitchen trash bags years ago that had pictures of suggested uses on the back. One of them was a well-dressed professional-looking lady carrying a 13-gallon trash bag like a tote bag.
 
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