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(KSAT San Antonio)   Houston police sergeant investigates over 100 nude and semi-nude pics posted to a modeling website. And by "investigated" we mean she posed for them herself. Hellooooo officer   (ksat.com) divider line 119
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2012-10-03 10:57:25 AM
This is an outrage.
 
2012-10-03 11:26:17 AM
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-03 11:31:54 AM
Links?
 
2012-10-03 11:32:25 AM
Tase Me Ho!!
 
2012-10-03 11:33:20 AM
She's kind of MILF-tastic. I'll google her when I get home.
 
2012-10-03 11:33:29 AM
Nothing like a little under the covers investigating.
 
2012-10-03 11:33:55 AM
If I committed a crime on her beat, I'd learn to run backwards to see those Ta Tas bounce.

www.ksat.com
 
2012-10-03 11:35:00 AM
The only police woman I want to see naked is that hottie from that A&E (I think) show about female cops. The blonde. You know who I'm talking about.
 
2012-10-03 11:35:25 AM
She makes me want to go do those crimes. Like eat sushi and not pay.
 
2012-10-03 11:35:59 AM
Hmm, model mayhem? May be time to fire up the old laptop the rest of the family doesn't use.
 
2012-10-03 11:37:01 AM
I'd book her
 
2012-10-03 11:37:22 AM

Tat'dGreaser: The only police woman I want to see naked is that hottie from that A&E (I think) show about female cops. The blonde. You know who I'm talking about.

 

You mean the one from Memphis?
 
2012-10-03 11:38:08 AM
let me know when someone finds the whole series of pics including the naked ones.

For Analyzation Purposes.
 
2012-10-03 11:38:08 AM
Damn. She can pat me down for weapons anytime!

Seriously though, who gives a fark? What she does off the clock is her business.
 
2012-10-03 11:38:38 AM

medieval: You mean the one from Memphis?


I think Florida? I don't even know if the show is on anymore
 
2012-10-03 11:39:15 AM
I'd take a Billy Club to it.

/Alt: I'm smuggling a weapon I want her to find.
 
2012-10-03 11:40:40 AM
http://abadgedisgraced.blogspot.ca/
 
2012-10-03 11:41:57 AM
Because
Only
One
Knock
Might
Alarm
Returning
Kleptomaniacs
 
2012-10-03 11:44:00 AM

Tat'dGreaser: The only police woman I want to see naked is that hottie from that A&E (I think) show about female cops. The blonde. You know who I'm talking about.


thekidsgotmoxie.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-03 11:44:07 AM
pbskids.org
 
2012-10-03 11:45:33 AM
Considering you have cops working security at strip clubs and working 'off the clock' at bars as bouncers, this shouldn't be an issue. Okay. I really don't have anything to add. This is just a bookmark.
 
2012-10-03 11:46:04 AM
Ever run into someone who says "what does 'butterface' mean?" Show her these pictures.
 
2012-10-03 11:48:51 AM
I'd cuff it and stuff it....if you know what I mean
 
2012-10-03 11:49:37 AM
She has a set of parabolas that would give a yak cardiac arrest. Otherwise, meh.
 
2012-10-03 11:49:48 AM

Tat'dGreaser: medieval: You mean the one from Memphis?

I think Florida? I don't even know if the show is on anymore

static.ddmcdn.com

 

This the one Tat'd?

 
2012-10-03 11:50:20 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
...when there's a link to the evidence.
 
2012-10-03 11:50:40 AM

flava23: Tat'dGreaser: medieval: You mean the one from Memphis?

I think Florida? I don't even know if the show is on anymore[static.ddmcdn.com image 175x175] This the one Tat'd?


YES!!!

Good lord is she hot
 
2012-10-03 11:51:10 AM
What's the big deal?

When HPD needs to hire more cops b/c there are so many crappy ones on the streets, just slap a picture of her on a billboard. You have to make the job appealing. That's marketing 101.
 
2012-10-03 11:51:31 AM
Thing with the stuff at the place with the guy.

The bosom, while heroic and bountiful, appears to be surgically modified and enhanced with synthetic fluid bladders intended to mimic naturally enormous breasts.
 
2012-10-03 11:52:27 AM

kvinesknows: kvinesknows: http://abadgedisgraced.blogspot.ca/

awesome placement of little white dots...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 184x266]


I still see areolas...
 
2012-10-03 11:52:33 AM
This seems like a good time to post this:

i52.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-03 11:52:41 AM
Why exactly is she suspended from duty? I don't see how posing nude, which isn't a crime, somehow brings discredit to her work as a cop. Same with the story we heard way back about a teacher who also starred in porn films.

Is she breaking a law? Did she pose nude at her place of work or wear her badge or uniform for any pictures? Does she have classified information tattooed on her body? No? Then how is this private citizen bringing discredit to the police?

Just because someone does something that a person in command might not personally agree with does not make it shameful or disrespectful. Can she still do her job effectively? If the answer is yes then leave her alone.

/military
//has dealt with this kind of shiat before
 
2012-10-03 11:53:15 AM
The department's policy on conduct states: "Employees shall exhibit professional conduct at all times and shall not engage in any activity, including unlawful activity that would degrade or bring disrespect upon the employee or the department."

You gotta be farking kidding me. You know how many examples of things that would degrade or bring disrespect upon the police we are okay with? I'm thinkin pepper spray cop brought a little more disrespect to the department than this chick.
 
2012-10-03 11:55:05 AM
not into fatties with fakies, but let's not discourage anyone from participating. and i don't see why this should be connected to her job.
 
2012-10-03 11:57:23 AM
She doesn't need a vest, bullets will just bounce off those tits.
 
2012-10-03 11:58:25 AM

eas81: [pbskids.org image 674x730]


Simple, yet effective. Much nicer than simply replying to some random post.

Well done!
 
2012-10-03 11:59:11 AM

Farktastic: Why exactly is she suspended from duty? I don't see how posing nude, which isn't a crime, somehow brings discredit to her work as a cop. Same with the story we heard way back about a teacher who also starred in porn films.

Is she breaking a law? Did she pose nude at her place of work or wear her badge or uniform for any pictures? Does she have classified information tattooed on her body? No? Then how is this private citizen bringing discredit to the police?

Just because someone does something that a person in command might not personally agree with does not make it shameful or disrespectful. Can she still do her job effectively? If the answer is yes then leave her alone.

/military
//has dealt with this kind of shiat before


It reflects poorly on her employer, to which her employer may have a "Don't make us look bad" clause in their policy.

That being said... HELLO OFFICER!

Don't give up sweetheart, do what makes you happy, and me horny...
 
2012-10-03 11:59:32 AM
In case anyone is looking for a home for some BIE, I'll just throw it out there that EIP
 
2012-10-03 12:00:22 PM

eas81: [pbskids.org image 674x730]


Thank-you. I am sure this will come in handy
 
2012-10-03 12:02:06 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Thing with the stuff at the place with the guy.

The bosom, while heroic and bountiful, appears to be surgically modified and enhanced with synthetic fluid bladders intended to mimic naturally enormous breasts.


Sigh, this
 
2012-10-03 12:04:05 PM

mrspof: She makes me want to go do those crimes. Like eat sushi and not pay.


You say our names, we're going to have to kill all these people, Archie.
 
2012-10-03 12:05:44 PM

Farktastic: Why exactly is she suspended from duty? I don't see how posing nude, which isn't a crime, somehow brings discredit to her work as a cop. Same with the story we heard way back about a teacher who also starred in porn films.

Is she breaking a law? Did she pose nude at her place of work or wear her badge or uniform for any pictures? Does she have classified information tattooed on her body? No? Then how is this private citizen bringing discredit to the police?

Just because someone does something that a person in command might not personally agree with does not make it shameful or disrespectful. Can she still do her job effectively? If the answer is yes then leave her alone.

/military
//has dealt with this kind of shiat before


In general, people will always pretend to be as outraged as they think their neighbors will pretend to be.
 
2012-10-03 12:05:48 PM
oh hai guyz... whats goin on here?
 
2012-10-03 12:06:27 PM
I guess there could be some issues with her line of work, but people really need to get over their problems with nudity.
 
2012-10-03 12:11:30 PM

CeroX: Farktastic: Why exactly is she suspended from duty? I don't see how posing nude, which isn't a crime, somehow brings discredit to her work as a cop. Same with the story we heard way back about a teacher who also starred in porn films.

Is she breaking a law? Did she pose nude at her place of work or wear her badge or uniform for any pictures? Does she have classified information tattooed on her body? No? Then how is this private citizen bringing discredit to the police?

Just because someone does something that a person in command might not personally agree with does not make it shameful or disrespectful. Can she still do her job effectively? If the answer is yes then leave her alone.

/military
//has dealt with this kind of shiat before

It reflects poorly on her employer, to which her employer may have a "Don't make us look bad" clause in their policy.

That being said... HELLO OFFICER!

Don't give up sweetheart, do what makes you happy, and me horny...


I say again, did she somehow incorporate her job into the photographs? No? Than what exactly is the problem?

I support any woman who wants to show off the boobies. She shouldn't have to suffer repercussions for lawful behavior during off duty hours.
 
2012-10-03 12:12:38 PM
 
2012-10-03 12:13:24 PM

ackb4r: kvinesknows: kvinesknows: http://abadgedisgraced.blogspot.ca/

awesome placement of little white dots...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 184x266]

I still see areolas...


shhh... the mods might hear
 
2012-10-03 12:13:56 PM

DirkTheDaring: In general, people will always pretend to be as outraged as they think their neighbors will pretend to be.


There are people genuinely delusional about the priority of things to be outraged about. I can think of five people I know offhand that would be livid. (Especially since two of them live in Houston, I'm so tempted to annoy them about this.)
 
2012-10-03 12:14:12 PM
Fap me Dano
 
2012-10-03 12:14:23 PM

proteus_b: not into fatties with fakies,


fakies???surely you jest?
 
2012-10-03 12:14:51 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-03 12:23:11 PM

DirkTheDaring: What a photograph of a nude woman may look like NSFW

Sorry for the watermark


its ok. Do you have different samples of that watermark?
 
2012-10-03 12:24:08 PM

DirkTheDaring: This seems like a good time to post this:

[i52.tinypic.com image 520x519]


I had to check but it seems as though I also have my EIP. Who do I have to be nice to?
 
2012-10-03 12:25:15 PM
So cops can intentionally ignore constitutional protections and brutalized people by the dozens and they get off with basically nothing done to them, but she shows her tits to strangers and she MUST BE STOPPED! That is so farked in the head I don't even know what to say.
 
2012-10-03 12:27:11 PM
too lazy to html but i think this is her

http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/sinisterceo/th_HoustonPolic e SgtStaceySuro.jpg

nsfw
 
2012-10-03 12:28:03 PM
She can put me in handcuffs anytime.
 
2012-10-03 12:30:46 PM
I did it. I confess, I did it, arrest me.
 
2012-10-03 12:34:14 PM

turtleking: DirkTheDaring: What a photograph of a nude woman may look like NSFW

Sorry for the watermark

its ok. Do you have different samples of that watermark?


I took many, many pics of her, but I don't have access to them right now.
 
2012-10-03 12:35:23 PM
i49.tinypic.com

She's a full figure kinda gal
 
2012-10-03 12:37:40 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Considering you have cops working security at strip clubs and working 'off the clock' at bars as bouncers, this shouldn't be an issue. Okay. I really don't have anything to add. This is just a bookmark.


You're right that it SHOULDN'T be an issue, but for some stupid reason we continue to let the campfire tales of bronze age shepherds bully us in to feeling ashamed of our own naked bodies and perfectly natural sexuality. Every single person who has ever been born - and who ever will be born - has a naked body. Tricking people in to thinking that human nudity is somehow inherently immoral is one of the greatest crimes religion has ever committed against our species.
 
2012-10-03 12:39:51 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal


Full figured is good.
 
2012-10-03 12:42:42 PM
Woman supplements income by modeling in her spare time: suspend without pay pending investigation, will probably end up fired.

Man sucker punches and abuses small female who just happened to be standing there when someone threw water at him: paid vacation, no punishment necessary.

/and the police of the world wonder why people hate them irrationally...
 
2012-10-03 12:44:42 PM

mooseyfate: Woman supplements income by modeling in her spare time: suspend without pay pending investigation, will probably end up fired.

Man sucker punches and abuses small female who just happened to be standing there when someone threw water at him: paid vacation, no punishment necessary.

/and the police of the world wonder why people hate them irrationally...


But but... EXPOSED BREASTS!

blog.bobbylikesbeer.com
 
2012-10-03 12:54:41 PM
I'd hit it.
With one arm.
And one leg.
From my wheel chair.
With a bullet in my head.
 
2012-10-03 01:00:47 PM
weblogs.variety.com

Did Kimberly steal Jo's baby? Did Billy sleep with Alison's best friend? Did Chris kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas and if so, did she like it? Did Jane sleep with Michael again?
 
2012-10-03 01:04:14 PM

kvinesknows: kvinesknows: http://abadgedisgraced.blogspot.ca/

awesome placement of little white dots...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 184x266]


Original NSFW
 
2012-10-03 01:04:38 PM
Sargent Sally Saline?
 
2012-10-03 01:15:10 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal


I'd fill her figure. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
2012-10-03 01:17:02 PM
Hoooo-ahhhhhh! 

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-03 01:26:37 PM
Lay on your back
hands above your head

...and follow the commands of the nice police officer
 
2012-10-03 01:28:40 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: kvinesknows: kvinesknows: http://abadgedisgraced.blogspot.ca/

awesome placement of little white dots...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 184x266]

Original NSFW


Sweet. In 3D stereopair.
 
2012-10-03 01:29:57 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: kvinesknows: kvinesknows: http://abadgedisgraced.blogspot.ca/

awesome placement of little white dots...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 184x266]

Original NSFW



you're awesome
 
2012-10-03 01:32:50 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: kvinesknows: kvinesknows: http://abadgedisgraced.blogspot.ca/

awesome placement of little white dots...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 184x266]

Original NSFW


FAP FAP FAPPFPAFPAPFPAFPAFPAFPAFPFAFPAPFAFAPFAP

oops.. guess I should close my office door.
 
2012-10-03 01:32:54 PM
she might get out a nightstick
and hurt me real real bad
 
2012-10-03 01:46:47 PM

Rednaxel: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Thing with the stuff at the place with the guy.

The bosom, while heroic and bountiful, appears to be surgically modified and enhanced with synthetic fluid bladders intended to mimic naturally enormous breasts.

Sigh, this


As soon as I see fake boobs on a woman, my interest does not so much fall as plummet.
 
2012-10-03 01:47:27 PM
A mediocre lawyer should be able to fight this on the grounds that she is not an employee when she is not being paid by the police department and therefore it is none of their business what she does while not working, especially when it is a completely legal activity.
 
2012-10-03 01:53:00 PM

DaCaptain19: Rednaxel: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Thing with the stuff at the place with the guy.

The bosom, while heroic and bountiful, appears to be surgically modified and enhanced with synthetic fluid bladders intended to mimic naturally enormous breasts.

Sigh, this

As soon as I see fake boobs on a woman, my interest does not so much fall as plummet.


You guys think those saggy (but nice) things are fake? Shouldn't you still be in class, kids?
 
2012-10-03 02:04:41 PM
i49.tinypic.com

I wonder if Ke$ha got pissed when the cop confiscated her bathing suit...
 
2012-10-03 02:05:23 PM
An ambush interview because she posted legal pictures of herself? Sleazy reporting. A real journalist would have said 'could not be reached for comment.'

On the bright side, if she hires a publicist she should be able to make more money than she was making as a police officer. From a practical standpoint, I can understand why police shouldn't pose naked. It's easy to see how some perps might not take an officer they'd seen naked seriously, and sometimes police work involves life or death situations where that might matter. If it wasn't for that though I'd point to the nearest firefighter beefcake calendar and say something about double standards. I think it's a pretty week argument.

I'd like to see her working under cover. Under my covers in particular. (I can be sleazy. I'm just a horny farker, not a journalist.)
 
2012-10-03 03:05:08 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal

Full figured is good.


Full figured is beyond good. Full figured is the epitome of sensual enjoyment of the female form. Full figured is very essence of a woman in all her Willendorfian mejesty.The broad hips and round buttocks, the powerful thighs, the bountiful calf tapering to a slender ankle and delicate foot, such is the glory of the feminine. A soft belly, rounded like a milk-fed puppy, sloping to that sacred hill, the thick mons venus, adorned with fragrant curls and hiding the holy of holies, her sactus vulva, site of ancient worship, font of creativity, birthplace of all life. But no, tarry not at this precious site, lest the joyous bosom, pendulous and ripe, go neglected. Areola, round and puckered in the breeze, nipples firm and proud, ready to pour forth nourishment, or merely a soft, warm comfort to please one and all. This is woman, not some emaciated, bony, wretch, all pale and sickly with undefined backside and ridged spine trailing immediately to shallow buttocks cleft and withered shank. Such is a tragedy, and indeed a waste. Slack, diminutive mockery of bosom brings no peace, no joy.

Oh, yes, full figured is a blessing and a wonder to behold.


Selah.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-03 03:06:03 PM

Farktastic: Why exactly is she suspended from duty? I don't see how posing nude, which isn't a crime, somehow brings discredit to her work as a cop. Same with the story we heard way back about a teacher who also starred in porn films.

Is she breaking a law? Did she pose nude at her place of work or wear her badge or uniform for any pictures? Does she have classified information tattooed on her body? No? Then how is this private citizen bringing discredit to the police?

Just because someone does something that a person in command might not personally agree with does not make it shameful or disrespectful. Can she still do her job effectively? If the answer is yes then leave her alone.

/military
//has dealt with this kind of shiat before


Houston is in Texas dude.
 
2012-10-03 03:18:01 PM
BIE?
 
2012-10-03 03:29:24 PM
Ce n'est pas un livre de marque.

/BIE?
 
2012-10-03 03:37:29 PM
I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.
 
2012-10-03 03:49:52 PM

DirkTheDaring: FFNIE


wha...HUH?!?
 
2012-10-03 03:51:40 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: DirkTheDaring: FFNIE

wha...HUH?!?


Full Frontal Nudity
 
2012-10-03 03:54:16 PM

DirkTheDaring: Full Frontal Nudity


Exxxxxxxxxx-quisite.
 
2012-10-03 03:57:09 PM

DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.


will send mine tonight for ya.
 
2012-10-03 04:01:00 PM
Is there some full figured activity going on I should be aware of?
 
2012-10-03 04:01:20 PM

kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.


Nice!
 
2012-10-03 04:08:45 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!


It just has to be "TheDaring" in his name. Some guys have all the luck!

ThrowYourHatredDownTheDaring?
eip
 
2012-10-03 04:11:28 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!


I am a dude....just so you know.
 
2012-10-03 04:14:16 PM

kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

I am a dude....just so you know.


Well in that case, thank you but no thank you. :-)
 
2012-10-03 04:14:35 PM

ThrowYourHatredDown: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

It just has to be "TheDaring" in his name. Some guys have all the luck!

ThrowYourHatredDownTheDaring?
eip


see note above...
 
2012-10-03 04:15:15 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

I am a dude....just so you know.

Well in that case, thank you but no thank you. :-)


I could just pretend I never saw that and send anyway... LOL.....
 
2012-10-03 04:19:54 PM

kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

I am a dude....just so you know.

Well in that case, thank you but no thank you. :-)

I could just pretend I never saw that and send anyway... LOL.....


Voyeurweb will appreciate the submission.
 
2012-10-03 04:21:25 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

I am a dude....just so you know.

Well in that case, thank you but no thank you. :-)

I could just pretend I never saw that and send anyway... LOL.....

Voyeurweb will appreciate the submission.


LOL.. probably already on there. or my wife probably is anyway.
 
2012-10-03 04:21:49 PM

kvinesknows: ThrowYourHatredDown: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

It just has to be "TheDaring" in his name. Some guys have all the luck!

ThrowYourHatredDownTheDaring?
eip

see note above...


OK, never mind!!!
 
2012-10-03 04:23:22 PM

ThrowYourHatredDown: kvinesknows: ThrowYourHatredDown: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

It just has to be "TheDaring" in his name. Some guys have all the luck!

ThrowYourHatredDownTheDaring?
eip

see note above...

OK, never mind!!!


But if you want to send FFNIE of your wife, feel free.
 
2012-10-03 04:24:05 PM
I was in Houston last week... I didn't get arrested by her, though.

AngryJailhouseFistfark, I might have to make your posts show up in living color if you keep saying things that make me weep like that.

//BIE
//EIP!
 
2012-10-03 04:25:59 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

I am a dude....just so you know.

Well in that case, thank you but no thank you. :-)


You guys just gave Splat a good chuckle.

/also doesn't want moobs in email
//BIE however,,, EIP
 
2012-10-03 04:26:37 PM

ThrowYourHatredDown: ThrowYourHatredDown: kvinesknows: ThrowYourHatredDown: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

It just has to be "TheDaring" in his name. Some guys have all the luck!

ThrowYourHatredDownTheDaring?
eip

see note above...

OK, never mind!!!

But if you want to send FFNIE of your wife, feel free.


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-03 04:31:47 PM

DirkTheDaring: ThrowYourHatredDown: ThrowYourHatredDown: kvinesknows: ThrowYourHatredDown: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

It just has to be "TheDaring" in his name. Some guys have all the luck!

ThrowYourHatredDownTheDaring?
eip

see note above...

OK, never mind!!!

But if you want to send FFNIE of your wife, feel free.


I concur

/eip
 
2012-10-03 05:07:14 PM

DirkTheDaring: What a photograph of a nude woman may look like NSFW

Sorry for the watermark


it's OK, dude. It's OK.
 
2012-10-03 05:11:15 PM
Is it just me or does the newsdude look like the one on the left:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 05:32:37 PM
What are these BIE's everyone is clamoring for?

/eip
 
2012-10-03 06:08:50 PM
she has an odd retangular mannish face with a pointy upturned nose

DO NOT WANT.

/sharp knees?
 
2012-10-03 06:26:07 PM
I would let her handcuff me
 
2012-10-03 06:33:18 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I May Be Crazy But...: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal

Full figured is good.

Full figured is beyond good. ...

Selah.


I cried.
 
2012-10-03 06:37:54 PM

DirkTheDaring: AngryJailhouseFistfark: DirkTheDaring: FFNIE

wha...HUH?!?

Full Frontal Nudity


wow, I came up with something far more hardcore and slightly racist
 
2012-10-03 06:54:55 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I May Be Crazy But...: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal

Full figured is good.

Full figured is beyond good. Full figured is the epitome of sensual enjoyment of the female form. Full figured is very essence of a woman in all her Willendorfian mejesty.The broad hips and round buttocks, the powerful thighs, the bountiful calf tapering to a slender ankle and delicate foot, such is the glory of the feminine. A soft belly, rounded like a milk-fed puppy, sloping to that sacred hill, the thick mons venus, adorned with fragrant curls and hiding the holy of holies, her sactus vulva, site of ancient worship, font of creativity, birthplace of all life. But no, tarry not at this precious site, lest the joyous bosom, pendulous and ripe, go neglected. Areola, round and puckered in the breeze, nipples firm and proud, ready to pour forth nourishment, or merely a soft, warm comfort to please one and all. This is woman, not some emaciated, bony, wretch, all pale and sickly with undefined backside and ridged spine trailing immediately to shallow buttocks cleft and withered shank. Such is a tragedy, and indeed a waste. Slack, diminutive mockery of bosom brings no peace, no joy.

Oh, yes, full figured is a blessing and a wonder to behold.


Selah.


This may be relevant to your NSFW interests
 
2012-10-03 06:58:29 PM

mongbiohazard: DaCaptain19: Rednaxel: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Thing with the stuff at the place with the guy.

The bosom, while heroic and bountiful, appears to be surgically modified and enhanced with synthetic fluid bladders intended to mimic naturally enormous breasts.

Sigh, this

As soon as I see fake boobs on a woman, my interest does not so much fall as plummet.

You guys think those saggy (but nice) things are fake? Shouldn't you still be in class, kids?


They look pretty good in a bra, but that topless pic shows they look like waterballoons shoved under her skin (which they are). They dont appear attached if you know what I mean, not like teh real boobz.

/eip
 
2012-10-03 07:58:25 PM
What are these BIE's everyone is clamoring for?

/eip


Urban dictionary has it as B@@bies in Email.

The OP forgot two words, Smoking Hot.
 
2012-10-03 08:45:37 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I May Be Crazy But...: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal

Full figured is good.

Full figured is beyond good. Full figured is the epitome of sensual enjoyment of the female form. Full figured is very essence of a woman in all her Willendorfian mejesty.The broad hips and round buttocks, the powerful thighs, the bountiful calf tapering to a slender ankle and delicate foot, such is the glory of the feminine. A soft belly, rounded like a milk-fed puppy, sloping to that sacred hill, the thick mons venus, adorned with fragrant curls and hiding the holy of holies, her sactus vulva, site of ancient worship, font of creativity, birthplace of all life. But no, tarry not at this precious site, lest the joyous bosom, pendulous and ripe, go neglected. Areola, round and puckered in the breeze, nipples firm and proud, ready to pour forth nourishment, or merely a soft, warm comfort to please one and all. This is woman, not some emaciated, bony, wretch, all pale and sickly with undefined backside and ridged spine trailing immediately to shallow buttocks cleft and withered shank. Such is a tragedy, and indeed a waste. Slack, diminutive mockery of bosom brings no peace, no joy.

Oh, yes, full figured is a blessing and a wonder to behold.


Selah.


I'll be in my bunk.

/You should write bodice rippers
// totally non-weird boner right now
 
2012-10-04 04:11:44 AM

averagejoe42: Ce n'est pas un livre de marque de livre.

/BIE?


FTFY. BIE FM?

/EIP
 
2012-10-04 10:40:49 AM

turboke: averagejoe42: Ce n'est pas un livre de marque de livre.

/BIE?

FTFY. BIE FM?

/EIP


*shrug* blame google translate.
 
2012-10-04 02:20:56 PM
Houston police sergeant in hot water over naked pics

I imagine that she might literally be enjoying a nice hot bubble bath underneath some tasteful soft-core nudes in frames... with a black matting.
 
2012-10-04 03:58:56 PM
Anyone ever find a link?
 
2012-10-04 08:52:23 PM

ChipNASA: If I committed a crime on her beat, I'd learn to run backwards to see those Ta Tas bounce.

[www.ksat.com image 407x229]


Jeezus.

Christ.
 
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