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(KSAT San Antonio)   Houston police sergeant investigates over 100 nude and semi-nude pics posted to a modeling website. And by "investigated" we mean she posed for them herself. Hellooooo officer   (ksat.com) divider line 119
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2012-10-03 04:25:59 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

I am a dude....just so you know.

Well in that case, thank you but no thank you. :-)


You guys just gave Splat a good chuckle.

/also doesn't want moobs in email
//BIE however,,, EIP
 
2012-10-03 04:26:37 PM

ThrowYourHatredDown: ThrowYourHatredDown: kvinesknows: ThrowYourHatredDown: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

It just has to be "TheDaring" in his name. Some guys have all the luck!

ThrowYourHatredDownTheDaring?
eip

see note above...

OK, never mind!!!

But if you want to send FFNIE of your wife, feel free.


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-03 04:31:47 PM

DirkTheDaring: ThrowYourHatredDown: ThrowYourHatredDown: kvinesknows: ThrowYourHatredDown: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: I've enjoyed all of the BIE that was ever sent my way, but I REALLY appreciate the FFNIE. It's just the best.

will send mine tonight for ya.

Nice!

It just has to be "TheDaring" in his name. Some guys have all the luck!

ThrowYourHatredDownTheDaring?
eip

see note above...

OK, never mind!!!

But if you want to send FFNIE of your wife, feel free.


I concur

/eip
 
2012-10-03 05:07:14 PM

DirkTheDaring: What a photograph of a nude woman may look like NSFW

Sorry for the watermark


it's OK, dude. It's OK.
 
2012-10-03 05:11:15 PM
Is it just me or does the newsdude look like the one on the left:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 05:32:37 PM
What are these BIE's everyone is clamoring for?

/eip
 
2012-10-03 06:08:50 PM
she has an odd retangular mannish face with a pointy upturned nose

DO NOT WANT.

/sharp knees?
 
2012-10-03 06:26:07 PM
I would let her handcuff me
 
2012-10-03 06:33:18 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I May Be Crazy But...: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal

Full figured is good.

Full figured is beyond good. ...

Selah.


I cried.
 
2012-10-03 06:37:54 PM

DirkTheDaring: AngryJailhouseFistfark: DirkTheDaring: FFNIE

wha...HUH?!?

Full Frontal Nudity


wow, I came up with something far more hardcore and slightly racist
 
2012-10-03 06:54:55 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I May Be Crazy But...: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal

Full figured is good.

Full figured is beyond good. Full figured is the epitome of sensual enjoyment of the female form. Full figured is very essence of a woman in all her Willendorfian mejesty.The broad hips and round buttocks, the powerful thighs, the bountiful calf tapering to a slender ankle and delicate foot, such is the glory of the feminine. A soft belly, rounded like a milk-fed puppy, sloping to that sacred hill, the thick mons venus, adorned with fragrant curls and hiding the holy of holies, her sactus vulva, site of ancient worship, font of creativity, birthplace of all life. But no, tarry not at this precious site, lest the joyous bosom, pendulous and ripe, go neglected. Areola, round and puckered in the breeze, nipples firm and proud, ready to pour forth nourishment, or merely a soft, warm comfort to please one and all. This is woman, not some emaciated, bony, wretch, all pale and sickly with undefined backside and ridged spine trailing immediately to shallow buttocks cleft and withered shank. Such is a tragedy, and indeed a waste. Slack, diminutive mockery of bosom brings no peace, no joy.

Oh, yes, full figured is a blessing and a wonder to behold.


Selah.


This may be relevant to your NSFW interests
 
2012-10-03 06:58:29 PM

mongbiohazard: DaCaptain19: Rednaxel: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Thing with the stuff at the place with the guy.

The bosom, while heroic and bountiful, appears to be surgically modified and enhanced with synthetic fluid bladders intended to mimic naturally enormous breasts.

Sigh, this

As soon as I see fake boobs on a woman, my interest does not so much fall as plummet.

You guys think those saggy (but nice) things are fake? Shouldn't you still be in class, kids?


They look pretty good in a bra, but that topless pic shows they look like waterballoons shoved under her skin (which they are). They dont appear attached if you know what I mean, not like teh real boobz.

/eip
 
2012-10-03 07:58:25 PM
What are these BIE's everyone is clamoring for?

/eip


Urban dictionary has it as B@@bies in Email.

The OP forgot two words, Smoking Hot.
 
2012-10-03 08:45:37 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I May Be Crazy But...: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal

Full figured is good.

Full figured is beyond good. Full figured is the epitome of sensual enjoyment of the female form. Full figured is very essence of a woman in all her Willendorfian mejesty.The broad hips and round buttocks, the powerful thighs, the bountiful calf tapering to a slender ankle and delicate foot, such is the glory of the feminine. A soft belly, rounded like a milk-fed puppy, sloping to that sacred hill, the thick mons venus, adorned with fragrant curls and hiding the holy of holies, her sactus vulva, site of ancient worship, font of creativity, birthplace of all life. But no, tarry not at this precious site, lest the joyous bosom, pendulous and ripe, go neglected. Areola, round and puckered in the breeze, nipples firm and proud, ready to pour forth nourishment, or merely a soft, warm comfort to please one and all. This is woman, not some emaciated, bony, wretch, all pale and sickly with undefined backside and ridged spine trailing immediately to shallow buttocks cleft and withered shank. Such is a tragedy, and indeed a waste. Slack, diminutive mockery of bosom brings no peace, no joy.

Oh, yes, full figured is a blessing and a wonder to behold.


Selah.


I'll be in my bunk.

/You should write bodice rippers
// totally non-weird boner right now
 
2012-10-04 04:11:44 AM

averagejoe42: Ce n'est pas un livre de marque de livre.

/BIE?


FTFY. BIE FM?

/EIP
 
2012-10-04 10:40:49 AM

turboke: averagejoe42: Ce n'est pas un livre de marque de livre.

/BIE?

FTFY. BIE FM?

/EIP


*shrug* blame google translate.
 
2012-10-04 02:20:56 PM
Houston police sergeant in hot water over naked pics

I imagine that she might literally be enjoying a nice hot bubble bath underneath some tasteful soft-core nudes in frames... with a black matting.
 
2012-10-04 03:58:56 PM
Anyone ever find a link?
 
2012-10-04 08:52:23 PM

ChipNASA: If I committed a crime on her beat, I'd learn to run backwards to see those Ta Tas bounce.

[www.ksat.com image 407x229]


Jeezus.

Christ.
 
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