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(Outside the Beltway)   300 pound plus linemen think they look fat because of new uniforms. Yeah, that's it   (outsidethebeltway.com) divider line 25
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2012-10-03 11:03:17 AM
Isnt that cute. Uniform threads to make the NFL interesting to housewives, gay men, and fantasy football playing IT pros.
 
2012-10-03 11:22:19 AM
As a gay male, IT pro who is a housewife that plays fantasy football, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2012-10-03 11:23:41 AM

mikaloyd: Isnt that cute. Uniform threads to make the NFL interesting to housewives, gay men, and fantasy football playing IT pros.


This Looks Fun: As a gay male, IT pro who is a housewife that plays fantasy football, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.


WELP
 
2012-10-03 11:24:00 AM
Quick. Someone post that pic of Jeff Backus's sweaty ass.
 
2012-10-03 11:25:18 AM
As someone who gets kicks out of these replies, I'm not so interested in gay men, housewives, fantasy football, or IT.
 
2012-10-03 11:27:18 AM
The interesting bit is that the linemen themselves have some absurd body fat percentages for their size. The ones who actively keep after their workouts, etc, can drop a ton of weight once they leave the game - if they make the necessary changes due to their decreased level of activity. The ones who eat themselves to death after retirement are the ones who still try to consume the same level of calories as they did during their career...
 
2012-10-03 11:38:27 AM
As someone who kicks his housewife, I'm interested in gay IT football fantasies.
 
2012-10-03 11:41:56 AM
300 lb Farkers continue to think they look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.
 
2012-10-03 11:44:19 AM

Super Chronic: As someone who kicks his housewife, I'm interested in gay IT football fantasies.


LMFAO.

That is just splendid.
 
2012-10-03 11:47:50 AM
It's all part of Nike creating a market for their new line of corsets .
 
2012-10-03 11:48:16 AM
I design uniforms for the NFL.

So I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.
 
2012-10-03 11:49:07 AM

This Looks Fun: As someone who kicks his housewife, I'm interested in gay IT football fantasies.


Newsletter etc. well done sir
 
2012-10-03 11:55:08 AM

justneal: This Looks Fun: As someone who kicks his housewife, I'm interested in gay IT football fantasies.

Newsletter etc. well done sir


It was indeed well done, but that quote was by Super Chronic, who was comedically rephrasing my own lame attempt at humor.
 
2012-10-03 12:00:55 PM

grinding_journalist: I design uniforms for the NFL.

So I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.


Haven't seen the whole thing in a while, nice jorb.
 
2012-10-03 12:20:55 PM
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2012-10-03 12:40:10 PM
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6'7, 290lbs.
 
2012-10-03 12:56:19 PM
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Use the right uniform.

/DA BEARS
 
2012-10-03 12:57:42 PM
footballhunger.com

340 pounds. And he makes this uniform look pretty good, I think.
 
2012-10-03 01:47:28 PM

SkerriNinja: [footballhunger.com image 666x668]

340 pounds. And he makes this uniform look pretty good, I think.


Is it Ngata that can do standing backflips? I seem to recall Javon "The Freak" Kearse was reported to be able to, and I know that Ngata boasts other freaky physical abilities for someone the size of a Smart car, like many linemen. For some reason, I think the D-linemen are generally in better shape, but that's speculation based on my perception of the demands of the position.

// D-linemen seem to all LOOK like useless fatties, but holy damn can they do impressive things
// like have sub-15% body fat
 
2012-10-03 03:09:23 PM

Dr Dreidel: SkerriNinja: [footballhunger.com image 666x668]

340 pounds. And he makes this uniform look pretty good, I think.

Is it Ngata that can do standing backflips?


The only D lineman I've ever seen do standing backflips is Jason Pierre Paul of the Giants who's more of an edge rusher than an NT. Not that I couldn't see most of the d-line being very surprisingly agile.
 
2012-10-03 03:24:22 PM
Dr Dreidel:
Is it Ngata that can do standing backflips?  

I'm not sure, but I'd bet on it. He's amazing. He's got agility that most 220 pound guys don't have. I LOVE to watch him play.

/doesn't hurt that he's hot
 
2012-10-03 04:16:56 PM

Dr Dreidel: Is it Ngata that can do standing backflips?


It's not Marion Barber.
 
2012-10-03 05:40:47 PM

SkerriNinja: [footballhunger.com image 666x668]

340 pounds. And he makes this uniform look pretty good, I think.


NOTHING makes that uni look good.
 
2012-10-03 06:30:39 PM

TommyStiletto: SkerriNinja: [footballhunger.com image 666x668]

340 pounds. And he makes this uniform look pretty good, I think.

NOTHING makes that uni look good.


Aww, poor guy. Steelers fan, I presume? Or Browns, perhaps?
 
2012-10-04 12:29:43 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: The interesting bit is that the linemen themselves have some absurd body fat percentages for their size. The ones who actively keep after their workouts, etc, can drop a ton of weight once they leave the game - if they make the necessary changes due to their decreased level of activity. The ones who eat themselves to death after retirement are the ones who still try to consume the same level of calories as they did during their career...


I want to know how William Perry is still alive.
 
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