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2012-10-03 10:07:28 AM
 
2012-10-03 10:25:34 AM
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2012-10-03 10:34:39 AM
There is only one scarf!

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2012-10-03 12:34:50 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is only one scarf!

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Who's that in the picture?
 
2012-10-03 12:38:57 PM
I had to google it, but apparently Mobius Scarves exist.
 
2012-10-03 12:41:05 PM
That's cute. If I were in high school, and I was a girl, I would totally buy one.
 
2012-10-03 12:49:26 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2012-10-03 12:55:00 PM

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


Do you eat chicken? Pigs are a clean animal next to a chicken.
 
2012-10-03 12:55:04 PM

gmacbeth:
Who's that in the picture?


First base.
 
2012-10-03 12:57:34 PM
Bacon and egg barf.
 
2012-10-03 01:00:12 PM

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


You sound Jewish.

/0/10
 
2012-10-03 01:02:59 PM

gmacbeth: Who's that in the picture?


Yes.
 
2012-10-03 01:04:07 PM

skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat


...when they are penned into a small area filled with their shiat.

Out in the wild, or in more 'free range' conditions? Not so much.
 
2012-10-03 01:05:24 PM
And, yes, I know that's a stupid quote from some movie.
 
2012-10-03 01:06:16 PM

gmacbeth: The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is only one scarf!

[img843.imageshack.us image 600x456]

Who's that in the picture?


K-9.
 
2012-10-03 01:06:52 PM

stupiddream: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

You sound Jewish.

/0/10


**facepalm**
 
2012-10-03 01:09:42 PM
Yes, because if I want to do anything this winter it's to look not only like I'm walking around topless, but that my bewbs look like giant fried eggs.
 
2012-10-03 01:16:12 PM
That was at least two people who didn't understand a Pulp Fiction reference...

Wow.
 
2012-10-03 01:17:03 PM

ArcadianRefugee: skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat

...when they are penned into a small area filled with their shiat.

Out in the wild, or in more 'free range' conditions? Not so much.


Also:
thinkprogress.org
They do that to cows too. Is kosher? OI VEY!
 
2012-10-03 01:18:17 PM

AFKobel: That was at least two people who didn't understand a Pulp Fiction reference...

Wow.


Just because it's a reference doesn't mean it's not farking retarded taken out of context.
 
2012-10-03 01:22:23 PM

lewismarktwo: AFKobel: That was at least two people who didn't understand a Pulp Fiction reference...

Wow.

Just because it's a reference doesn't mean it's not farking retarded taken out of context.


Uh ... okay?
 
2012-10-03 01:25:06 PM

AFKobel: lewismarktwo: AFKobel: That was at least two people who didn't understand a Pulp Fiction reference...

Wow.

Just because it's a reference doesn't mean it's not farking retarded taken out of context.

Uh ... okay?


Yeah! SO THERE
 
2012-10-03 01:32:11 PM

priapic_abandon: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Do you eat chicken? Pigs are a clean animal next to a chicken.


I own pot belly pigs. Cleaner than a dog ( OK maybe not a good example) or a cat. I know it's a Meme but it still bugs me every time I see it. Of course I would never eat them. I don't know if the opposite is true.
 
2012-10-03 01:47:34 PM

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


Flawless unintended victory!

priapic_abandon: Do you eat chicken? Pigs are a clean animal next to a chicken.

stupiddream: You sound Jewish.
/0/10

ArcadianRefugee: ...when they are penned into a small area filled with their shiat.
Out in the wild, or in more 'free range' conditions? Not so much.

meh...: I own pot belly pigs. Cleaner than a dog ( OK maybe not a good example) or a cat. I know it's a Meme but it still bugs me every time I see it. Of course I would never eat them. I don't know if the opposite is true.


Point at them and laugh!
 
2012-10-03 01:54:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is only one scarf!

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Scarf Rainbow!
It's beautiful, what does it mean?
 
2012-10-03 01:56:20 PM

BuckTurgidson: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Flawless unintended victory!

priapic_abandon: Do you eat chicken? Pigs are a clean animal next to a chicken.
stupiddream: You sound Jewish.
/0/10
ArcadianRefugee: ...when they are penned into a small area filled with their shiat.
Out in the wild, or in more 'free range' conditions? Not so much.
meh...: I own pot belly pigs. Cleaner than a dog ( OK maybe not a good example) or a cat. I know it's a Meme but it still bugs me every time I see it. Of course I would never eat them. I don't know if the opposite is true.

Point at them and laugh!


So you're not Jewish? Huh...

/I didn't get the reference
//Guilty as charged.
///10/10 Slashies
 
2012-10-03 02:02:16 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is only one scarf!


That pattern doesn't match the scarf. It does in a few places, but is missing, at minimum, several large portions around the center and at least one color.
 
2012-10-03 02:05:26 PM
Allow me to summarize this thread:

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com


www.davesoucy.com
 
2012-10-03 02:10:38 PM

meh...: Of course I would never eat them


Why not? Pigs are full of delicious bacon.
 
2012-10-03 02:19:42 PM
Came for the outrage at the $30 price tag...

...instead got treated to the insanity that some people wouldn't get the Pulp Fiction reference.
 
2012-10-03 02:46:07 PM

EricTheHalfABee: The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is only one scarf!

That pattern doesn't match the scarf. It does in a few places, but is missing, at minimum, several large portions around the center and at least one color.


So you're saying that the scarf itself appears to be too small to hold everything it contains?
 
2012-10-03 02:52:28 PM

DeltaPunch: Allow me to summarize this thread:

[deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]


[www.davesoucy.com image 350x257]


www.spin.com
 
2012-10-03 03:04:53 PM
 
2012-10-03 03:05:28 PM

gmacbeth: The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is only one scarf!

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Who's that in the picture?


DiRF: gmacbeth:
Who's that in the picture?

First base.


forteblast: gmacbeth: The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is only one scarf!

[img843.imageshack.us image 600x456]

Who's that in the picture?

K-9.


Very funny everybody. Will no one give a real answer?

Sarah Jane Smith.

JK It's Tom Baker.

he was "my" doctor
 
2012-10-03 03:41:54 PM

stupiddream: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

You sound Jewish.

/0/10


no, sounds Julesish
 
2012-10-03 04:43:18 PM

lewismarktwo: AFKobel: lewismarktwo: AFKobel: That was at least two people who didn't understand a Pulp Fiction reference...

Wow.

Just because it's a reference doesn't mean it's not farking retarded taken out of context.

Uh ... okay?

Yeah! SO THERE


Uh...talk about being retarded out of context...

/The PF quote was IN context.
//See, bacon comes from pigs. a.k.a. pork. In the movie, Samuel L Jackson's character doesn't eat pork. That's why he quoted him from the movie where he says that.
///I ain't your friend, palooka.
 
2012-10-03 06:42:20 PM
You had me at bacon.
 
2012-10-03 07:33:32 PM
It's nice, but it's got nothing on a My Little Pony necktie.
 
2012-10-03 11:30:50 PM
Those of us that live in parts of the world which play test cricket (think a tweaked version of baseball slowed right down and played over five days, it's a surprisingly fascinating sport) are familiar with 'egg and bacon' ties. These are worn by members of the Marylebone Cricket Club in London, who wear them to matches played at the Lord's ground. They are a major status symbol in the still highly class-divided society of that city.

/this scarf, probably not so much
 
2012-10-04 12:45:46 AM

orezona: Came for the outrage at the $30 price tag...

...instead got treated to the insanity that some people wouldn't get the Pulp Fiction reference.


You could probably buy the pattern cheap...maybe the yarn too....but how long would it take you to make and how much is your time worth?
 
2012-10-04 01:45:23 AM

orezona: Came for the outrage at the $30 price tag...

...instead got treated to the insanity that some people wouldn't get the Pulp Fiction reference.


I knew it was a quote, but not what movie. That's just not one I have completly internalized.
 
2012-10-04 05:51:29 AM
Yeah, but what really ties a wardrobe together is a Nyancat scarf:

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2012-10-04 07:20:09 AM

gmacbeth: The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is only one scarf!

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Who's that in the picture?


The late Mary Tamm's left arm & part of her left breast.

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RIP Time Lady
 
2012-10-04 08:56:48 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Yes, because if I want to do anything this winter it's to look not only like I'm walking around topless, but that my bewbs look like giant fried eggs.


oh good, i wasn't the only one that thought of this.

/giggity
 
2012-10-04 01:01:13 PM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Yes, because if I want to do anything this winter it's to look not only like I'm walking around topless, but that my bewbs look like giant fried eggs.


And a quadruple amputee.
 
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