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2012-10-03 09:15:06 AM
7 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?


Why, did she make Oreos?
2012-10-03 11:05:45 AM
4 votes:
Enjoy your cookies, libs. Real life is going to kick your ass come November.

Remember when Obama came out in support of gay marriage? That's the moment he lost the game. "Why?" you ask? Because, by doing so, he outed himself as a Muslim. (Muslims LOVE the gays, don't forget.) And this, in turn, reveals his socialist roots, since Islam, apart from being pro-queer, is steeped, as everyone knows, in a deep, rich socialist tradition. And Fartbongo's support of homos exposes him as the worst kind of socialist -- a MARXIST COMMUNIST! Which means, of course, that on top of being a sodomite-loving Muslim, he's a militant atheist. WAKE UP, LIBTURDS!

I'm really looking forward to the debate tonight, since our president can't even say his own name without a teleprompter. Romney will doubtless give clear and concise explanations as to how he'll restore the greatness America had before Obama took office. And all the while, your Food-Stamp Messiah will stutter and stammer and try to construct a sentence. Then we'll get our country back. It'll be priceless. Hee-hee.
2012-10-03 11:11:32 AM
3 votes:

WienerButt: Showed my teabaggy secretary the headline/article, and she said, "its probably fixedMMPH PHAPHA MMPHIPH..".

2012-10-03 10:52:23 AM
2 votes:
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2012-10-03 10:41:26 AM
2 votes:
That reminds me of what is still the greatest headline of all time.

www.casinoanswers.com
2012-10-03 10:31:15 AM
2 votes:
Wasn't Ann's recipe to just have the chef whip something up?
2012-10-03 11:06:49 AM
1 votes:

mortimer_ford: Quasar: ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?

Why, did she make Oreos?

I didn't know Oreos had Muslin in the middle


They don't. You have to spray them with the cool whip in a can so it looks like they're wearing a turban.
2012-10-03 11:04:19 AM
1 votes:
But Ann Romney's cookies have 47% less fat and cholesterol..
2012-10-03 10:54:39 AM
1 votes:
My headline would have said
"Michelle Obama's coookie tastes better than Anne Ronmey's"
\intentional innuendo
2012-10-03 10:52:48 AM
1 votes:

retarded: meanmutton: WienerButt: Showed my teabaggy secretary the headline/article, and she said, "its probably fixed..".

Referring to her as your "teabaggy secretary" certainly shows an amazing level of Feminist virtue.

That comment certainly makes a lot of assumptions. Dude has a teabaggy secretary so what.


In a perfect world all secretaries would be teabaggy. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean.
2012-10-03 10:40:33 AM
1 votes:

Zmog: So Michelle bakes a good cookie, while campaigning against letting kids stuff their faces with them?

Then what good are they? It's basically all I use cookies for, bribe the spawns to leave me alone.


Are there no shoes in your house? Are there no belts?
2012-10-03 10:35:13 AM
1 votes:

mortimer_ford: Quasar: ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?

Why, did she make Oreos?

I didn't know Oreos had Muslin in the middle


It's a secret.
2012-10-03 10:28:26 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, well, Romney has some friends that own a few cookie companies.
2012-10-03 08:44:08 AM
1 votes:
Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?
 
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