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2012-10-03 12:13:41 PM  
You didn't make those cookies. Somebody else did that.
 
2012-10-03 12:19:04 PM  
Two sticks of butter and another stick of Crisco butter-flavored shortening. I'm sure they're great, but you'll probably drop dead after eating two. I though Mrs. Obama was all about healthy eating?
 
2012-10-03 12:31:55 PM  

beefoe: Two sticks of butter and another stick of Crisco butter-flavored shortening. I'm sure they're great, but you'll probably drop dead after eating two. I though Mrs. Obama was all about healthy eating?


Well, you see, sometimes you just say some shiat people want to hear,. but you don't really have to live up to it.

If any other first lady was the size of Mrs. Obama, she would be called fat (I know she's not, but you know damn well what I'm talking about). On top of that if she took a stance on healthy eating, she'd be made a mockery of. Hmmmm. Wonder why?
 
2012-10-03 12:51:03 PM  

Need_MindBleach: The Obama cookie recipe, handed down by the godmother to first daughters Malia and Sasha 

Who is this mystery "godmother?"


Sharing recipes is socialism.
 
2012-10-03 01:09:18 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Quasar: ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?

Why, did she make Oreos?

Wrong cookie, right joke:

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HOLY shiat that is one of the most fat laden cookie recipes I've ever seen. WTF is with the added stick of butter flavored shortening? That's on TOP of the TWO STICKS OF BUTTER that's standard in a cookie recipe like that. That's gnarly.
 
2012-10-03 03:21:33 PM  

Tom_Slick: ArcadianRefugee: s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Makes 5 dozen, she obviously only thinks families with multiple children should bake cookies. Where is the recipe for a parent with 1 child? I am now disenfranchised.


I don't have any children. However when I bake cookies around Christmas time I look for recipes which make several dozen per batch. I may sneak a couple but I do not eat them all myself. I bake cookies because I enjoy it and I give them as gifts to friends and family. Home made cookies are always appreciated. Michelle's recipe looks quite good. Maybe I'll add them to my cookie baking list.
 
2012-10-03 03:31:25 PM  

eldie: Tom_Slick: ArcadianRefugee: s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Makes 5 dozen, she obviously only thinks families with multiple children should bake cookies. Where is the recipe for a parent with 1 child? I am now disenfranchised.

I don't have any children. However when I bake cookies around Christmas time I look for recipes which make several dozen per batch. I may sneak a couple but I do not eat them all myself. I bake cookies because I enjoy it and I give them as gifts to friends and family. Home made cookies are always appreciated. Michelle's recipe looks quite good. Maybe I'll add them to my cookie baking list.


Meant to only underline the "I do not eat the cookies all myself", not my whole entry. Forgot to preview before submitting..
 
2012-10-03 06:19:02 PM  

NeoCortex42: mortimer_ford: Quasar: ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?

Why, did she make Oreos?

I didn't know Oreos had Muslin in the middle

It's a secret.


Out of all the stupid comments in this thread, this is the one that made me laugh.
 
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