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2012-10-03 08:44:08 AM  
Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?
 
2012-10-03 09:15:06 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?


Why, did she make Oreos?
 
2012-10-03 09:34:15 AM  

Quasar: ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?

Why, did she make Oreos?


Da-dum-tsh
 
2012-10-03 09:50:36 AM  

Quasar: ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?

Why, did she make Oreos?


Wrong cookie, right joke:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-10-03 10:23:51 AM  
I would so love to see a debate between Michelle Obama & Ann Romney.
 
2012-10-03 10:25:51 AM  
This is good. We can stop worrying about Syria, Israel and Iran now. Progress.
 
2012-10-03 10:28:26 AM  
Yeah, well, Romney has some friends that own a few cookie companies.
 
2012-10-03 10:29:50 AM  

Quasar: ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?

Why, did she make Oreos?


+1
 
2012-10-03 10:31:15 AM  
Wasn't Ann's recipe to just have the chef whip something up?
 
2012-10-03 10:31:58 AM  
So Michelle bakes a good cookie, while campaigning against letting kids stuff their faces with them?

Then what good are they? It's basically all I use cookies for, bribe the spawns to leave me alone.
 
2012-10-03 10:33:36 AM  

Quasar: ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?

Why, did she make Oreos?


I didn't know Oreos had Muslin in the middle
 
2012-10-03 10:35:13 AM  

mortimer_ford: Quasar: ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?

Why, did she make Oreos?

I didn't know Oreos had Muslin in the middle


It's a secret.
 
2012-10-03 10:36:22 AM  
"Family Circle notes that in four out of five recent cookie contests, the winner has gone on to become first lady."

Really? This is what we are giving credence to now?
I suppose in our dipshiat laden reality-TV society this is what I should expect.
 
2012-10-03 10:36:57 AM  
Go take a look at Mamie's Million Dollar Fudge. My mother has been making it for over 20 years at Christmas and it's always a hit. Make it exactly to the recipe and you can't go wrong.

/Unless you're allergic to nuts or hate chocolate
//tho those cookies look good.
 
2012-10-03 10:37:21 AM  
The contest was rigged! ACORN and the New Black Panthers were forcing Family Circle readers to vote Obama!
 
2012-10-03 10:37:59 AM  
You should try her falafel. The idiots say it's muslicious.

Choosy mothers choose Jem.
www.mytinyphone.com
 
2012-10-03 10:40:33 AM  

Zmog: So Michelle bakes a good cookie, while campaigning against letting kids stuff their faces with them?

Then what good are they? It's basically all I use cookies for, bribe the spawns to leave me alone.


Are there no shoes in your house? Are there no belts?
 
2012-10-03 10:40:36 AM  

Zmog: So Michelle bakes a good cookie, while campaigning against letting kids stuff their faces with them?

Then what good are they? It's basically all I use cookies for, bribe the spawns to leave me alone.


Even though I'm a die-hard 'I'd-rather-die-than-vote-Republican', I can't help but notice that, myself
 
2012-10-03 10:41:26 AM  
That reminds me of what is still the greatest headline of all time.

www.casinoanswers.com
 
2012-10-03 10:42:57 AM  
Showed my teabaggy secretary the headline/article, and she said, "its probably fixed..".
 
2012-10-03 10:43:01 AM  

austin_millbarge: "Family Circle notes that in four out of five recent cookie contests, the winner has gone on to become first lady."

Really? This is what we are giving credence to now?
I suppose in our dipshiat laden reality-TV society this is what I should expect.


Actually, it may just reflect overall sentiment towards the husband running for office. People get wrapped up in "Go Team Blue/Red!" that it rubs off on the spouse (both in a positive and negative way).
 
2012-10-03 10:43:15 AM  
Michelle bakes the better cookie? For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud to be an American!!!
 
2012-10-03 10:43:29 AM  

Cheron: Wasn't Ann's recipe to just have the chef whip something up?


Followed by shipping his job to China.
 
2012-10-03 10:44:09 AM  

WienerButt: Showed my teabaggy secretary the headline/article, and she said, "its probably fixed..".


Referring to her as your "teabaggy secretary" certainly shows an amazing level of Feminist virtue.
 
2012-10-03 10:49:03 AM  

meanmutton: WienerButt: Showed my teabaggy secretary the headline/article, and she said, "its probably fixed..".

Referring to her as your "teabaggy secretary" certainly shows an amazing level of Feminist virtue.


That comment certainly makes a lot of assumptions. Dude has a teabaggy secretary so what.
 
2012-10-03 10:52:23 AM  
malialitman.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-03 10:52:48 AM  

retarded: meanmutton: WienerButt: Showed my teabaggy secretary the headline/article, and she said, "its probably fixed..".

Referring to her as your "teabaggy secretary" certainly shows an amazing level of Feminist virtue.

That comment certainly makes a lot of assumptions. Dude has a teabaggy secretary so what.


In a perfect world all secretaries would be teabaggy. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean.
 
2012-10-03 10:53:13 AM  
So Moochellle Obonger says that we should eat healthy, but she doesn't subsist on a diet of burlap and water.

Why is she such a hypocrite?
 
2012-10-03 10:54:39 AM  
My headline would have said
"Michelle Obama's coookie tastes better than Anne Ronmey's"
\intentional innuendo
 
2012-10-03 10:54:53 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: s3-ec.buzzfed.com


Makes 5 dozen, she obviously only thinks families with multiple children should bake cookies. Where is the recipe for a parent with 1 child? I am now disenfranchised.
 
2012-10-03 10:55:14 AM  

max_pooper: retarded: meanmutton: WienerButt: Showed my teabaggy secretary the headline/article, and she said, "its probably fixed..".

Referring to her as your "teabaggy secretary" certainly shows an amazing level of Feminist virtue.

That comment certainly makes a lot of assumptions. Dude has a teabaggy secretary so what.

In a perfect world all secretaries would be teabaggy. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean.


haha yes I think I do
 
2012-10-03 11:00:06 AM  

Bag of Hammers: Cheron: Wasn't Ann's recipe to just have the chef whip something up?

Followed by shipping his job to China.


+1, would lol again
 
2012-10-03 11:00:13 AM  

c-ment: My headline would have said
"Michelle Obama's coookie tastes better than Anne Ronmey's"
\intentional innuendo


coookie pronounced cowooookie crisp!!!!!
s.ecrater.com
 
2012-10-03 11:01:44 AM  
"Michelle Obama lost to Cindy McCain in the 2008 version of the bake-off"

I find this horribly amusing for some reason.
 
2012-10-03 11:02:32 AM  
The Obama cookie recipe, handed down by the godmother to first daughters Malia and Sasha 

Who is this mystery "godmother?"
 
2012-10-03 11:04:04 AM  
Maybe Michelle will send Mittens a box of these cookies on the morning of 11/7, so that he'll feel better.
 
2012-10-03 11:04:19 AM  
But Ann Romney's cookies have 47% less fat and cholesterol..
 
2012-10-03 11:05:44 AM  
I'm sure Ann refers to cookies as "biscuits" and much prefers a cheese plate to anything sweet after a meal. And the last time she cooked for herself was probably over two decades ago.
 
2012-10-03 11:05:45 AM  
Enjoy your cookies, libs. Real life is going to kick your ass come November.

Remember when Obama came out in support of gay marriage? That's the moment he lost the game. "Why?" you ask? Because, by doing so, he outed himself as a Muslim. (Muslims LOVE the gays, don't forget.) And this, in turn, reveals his socialist roots, since Islam, apart from being pro-queer, is steeped, as everyone knows, in a deep, rich socialist tradition. And Fartbongo's support of homos exposes him as the worst kind of socialist -- a MARXIST COMMUNIST! Which means, of course, that on top of being a sodomite-loving Muslim, he's a militant atheist. WAKE UP, LIBTURDS!

I'm really looking forward to the debate tonight, since our president can't even say his own name without a teleprompter. Romney will doubtless give clear and concise explanations as to how he'll restore the greatness America had before Obama took office. And all the while, your Food-Stamp Messiah will stutter and stammer and try to construct a sentence. Then we'll get our country back. It'll be priceless. Hee-hee.
 
2012-10-03 11:06:49 AM  

mortimer_ford: Quasar: ArcadianRefugee: Are Michelle Obama's cookies in honor of her husband?

Why, did she make Oreos?

I didn't know Oreos had Muslin in the middle


They don't. You have to spray them with the cool whip in a can so it looks like they're wearing a turban.
 
2012-10-03 11:09:32 AM  

markfara: Enjoy your cookies, libs. Real life is going to kick your ass come November.

Remember when Obama came out in support of gay marriage? That's the moment he lost the game. "Why?" you ask? Because, by doing so, he outed himself as a Muslim. (Muslims LOVE the gays, don't forget.) And this, in turn, reveals his socialist roots, since Islam, apart from being pro-queer, is steeped, as everyone knows, in a deep, rich socialist tradition. And Fartbongo's support of homos exposes him as the worst kind of socialist -- a MARXIST COMMUNIST! Which means, of course, that on top of being a sodomite-loving Muslim, he's a militant atheist. WAKE UP, LIBTURDS!

I'm really looking forward to the debate tonight, since our president can't even say his own name without a teleprompter. Romney will doubtless give clear and concise explanations as to how he'll restore the greatness America had before Obama took office. And all the while, your Food-Stamp Messiah will stutter and stammer and try to construct a sentence. Then we'll get our country back. It'll be priceless. Hee-hee.


That would be a whole lot funnier if I didn't know so many damned morons who believed some version of that sentiment. My state is so red voting is almost a worthless gesture for me.
 
2012-10-03 11:10:52 AM  
Thank god that woman knows what's important in a spouse. Good for you for staying in the kitchen.

/got nothin'
//why not have them compete in extreme sports or math?
 
2012-10-03 11:11:07 AM  

retarded: max_pooper: retarded: meanmutton: WienerButt: Showed my teabaggy secretary the headline/article, and she said, "its probably fixed..".

Referring to her as your "teabaggy secretary" certainly shows an amazing level of Feminist virtue.

That comment certainly makes a lot of assumptions. Dude has a teabaggy secretary so what.

In a perfect world all secretaries would be teabaggy. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean.

haha yes I think I do


She watches fox religiously, listens to all the shiatty talkradio shows and is outspoken about her anger and hate over Obama, even in the presence of patients. Luckily they are old and tend to agree sometimes.
 
2012-10-03 11:11:32 AM  

WienerButt: Showed my teabaggy secretary the headline/article, and she said, "its probably fixedMMPH PHAPHA MMPHIPH..".

 
2012-10-03 11:16:00 AM  

Need_MindBleach: The Obama cookie recipe, handed down by the godmother to first daughters Malia and Sasha 

Who is this mystery "allahgodmother?"


FTFY

/That is the joke, so I hope I'm doing it right.
 
2012-10-03 11:25:57 AM  

JackieRabbit: This is good. We can stop worrying about Syria, Israel and Iran now. Progress.


we never had to worry about any of them. everything you have to worry about is right here at home. Your life is not in danger and unless you were around for WW2, it never was and never will be, it is the quality of your life that is under attack.
 
2012-10-03 11:28:48 AM  

WienerButt: Showed my teabaggy secretary the headline/article, and she said, "its probably fixed..".


why dont you get a new secretary? there is no shortage of young, intelligent, hot ones you know...
 
2012-10-03 11:31:12 AM  
If you are offended by the righteous vitriol you elicit, stop saying stupid things.
 
2012-10-03 11:37:38 AM  
Those aren't chocolate chips

Those fell out of her private parts
 
2012-10-03 11:59:06 AM  
Hillary's oatmeal chocolate chip recipe from the 90s is this household's favorite cookie. Mmmmmm.
 
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