I agree with the headline. Everyone who farts in public should be sprayed with air freshener...not just people with Down's Syndrome.

If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right.

"She's a nice woman who goes to church every Sunday,"

* Sniff Sniff *

Do I smell a flame war brewing? Better break out the air freshener.

Spraying Down's Syndrome pupils with air-freshener when they fart is wrong

No it's not.

Hytes Xian:- It happens to be the 11th commandment. I hope you're not trying to argue with the bible.

I refuse to go by any commandment that has the words "Thouh Shalt Not" followed by the word "Spray."

you have to!......... they look TOO retarded with all those little pinetrees hangin around their necks.

Oh man Im going to hell just for posting in this thread!

I hope she ends up with a criminal record for child abuse.

That's just outrageous.

I wonder what Rita over at tardblog.com would have to say about this?

I can't help it... reading these posts, and the article, is enough to get a big ole' belly laugh outta me...
lol

She was later found incinerated with the only clues being a box of matches, 3 cans of lysol, and a system of a down cd with the song F*** the System highlighted...

This is why, I use roll-on air freshners on my tards.

She was sure hoisted by her own petard!

notice the ad above the article....

theres no good public school those days to meet everybodys expectations

Wait...so...she made him stand up for five and a half hours? That's a long school day.

You're all going to hell.


I'll meet you there....

Sheesh, everyone knows that a Glade Plug-In crammed in the offending orifice works best.

In a related story...
In my 12th grade year, we had this one girl that would often belch very loudly before, during, and after classes. I think she was a cheerleader too. A substitute excoriated her for the lewd behavior (I don't really understand why everybody else put up with it). Anywho, the belcher tried to say something about a medical problem. She seemed hurt because somebody criticized her.

To end on a funny note. The belcher came to class one day with a neck brace on because she tripped and fell while chasing the ice cream truck.

"She's a nice woman who goes to church every Sunday," Esposito said.

How the fark does going to church automatically make one a better person?

retarded people fart? I thought they would like flail there arms around and go OOOOAOHAGGGAAAA OOOOOOAAAAGGAAHHH instead.

my bad

Runningjoke - laughing my ass off while waiting for the bus to hell.

Cthulus_Toaster
She was sure hoisted by her own petard!

Have you visited the Straight Dope recently?

Just made me think of an article they had on the origin of that phrase.

so you're supposed to sit there and enjoy the stench? it doesn't matter if it is a person with down's syndrome or a leftist protester, no one has a right to stink up the place...thank god for lysol

But what do you do in a situation like that?

I mean if I was retarded I would think it was funny as to break rancid ass and make the teacher gag. The only reason us non-retards don't go around blasting air bisquits is because of social reprecussions.

Being a retard must be like having a "get-out-of-jail-free" card everyday... I mean no matter what you do people will say: "it's not his fault, he's a tard"

And that lady should have known that even if you hose the offending farter down with lysol you will just get that "lemony fresh rank ass" smell.

Is it true that kids with Down Syndrome have such soft tissue in their necks that if they don't use their hands while doing summersaults they will break their necks?

A teacher told me that when I was a kid.

Thats just farking mean. Nothing else. Just mean.

This is a ridiculous solution unless you want to stand next to him with a can of Lysol all day and wait for him to pass wind..

Attack the cause! Teach him to plug it up with his thumb.

>Being a retard must be like having a "get-out-of-jail-free" card everyday... I mean no matter what you do people will say: "it's not his fault, he's a tard"

Cute stand up act, but honestly, being a 'tard' causes ones self not to even have the capacity to understand what a 'get-out-of-jail-free' card would be like in real life, nevermind figure out how to turn their own problem into their own advantage.

I mean, c'mon. I don't expect sensitivity out of fark, but to suggest having problems with your mental functions would work as an advantage in getting through life is just disrespectful. :)

Yes, I'm being awfully sensitive, arn't I.

Everyone knows that if you don't fart you'll spontaneously combust.

Wow..that was hilarious..and yes..you are being too sensitive

Cops: Teacher went toot far

What's up with stupid ass headlines in papers these days? They're like jokes that really aren't jokes.

PlumsDeify- That was an interesting link. I had never heard that expression and didn't make the [now obvious] connection between the English word "petard" and Spanish word for firecracker - "petardo".

Shakespeare rocks!

If the kid was a normal, pain-in-the-ass kid, I might be able to find some humor here, but this isn't funny. It's sad and humiliating.

It's only hilarious that she would be that stupid.

It's not hilarious for the kid.

She also allegedly sprayed the chemicals at his mouth before pushing him against a wall and making him stand up for 11/2 hours - until the end of the school day, school officials said.

For how many hours?
Ok, I just realized it's supposed to be one and a half hours. In the article it looks like some terrible fraction or estimation. Eleven halves? Eleven to two hours?

Who busted ass?

That's the phrase they use at MCRD-San Diego. You get sprayed and injected with chemicals there, too.

If she wants to get rid of the tards she should just use febreeze.

Donny says vacuum.

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Sit Syndrome. Stay Syndrome. Roll over Syndrome.

Down Syndrome! Down!

Yes, I actually have a dog called Syndrome.



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Locking her up for it is wrong too.