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(Daily Mirror)   The life of porn icon Ron Jeremy and his 9 3/4 inch penis   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
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2003-11-27 10:10:08 AM  
"They're used to seeing the good-looking guy get the good-looking girl, but with me they think: 'If he can get laid maybe I have a chance too"

(sniff)
 
2003-11-27 10:55:47 AM  
His penis is worthless because it's attached to the rest of him. He is really just a big waste of cock.

Sad, really. Nature is cruel.
 
2003-11-27 10:58:36 AM  
The Hedgehog rules, even though his cock is much smaller than mine.
 
2003-11-27 10:59:38 AM  
I can sum up his life quite easily....

In
Out
..repeat.
 
2003-11-27 11:00:59 AM  
Wow,and I thought my life was tough.

Ron is the Man who gives hope to any man with a mullet
 
2003-11-27 11:01:20 AM  
"I turned down the first offer because it seemed kind of sleazy. Then I thought about it and went: 'Hey, I AM sleazy - OK, I'll do it.'"

A man after my own heart.
 
2003-11-27 11:01:42 AM  
I cannot watch this mans porno, he may be ron jeremy but so what, the biatches he gets are all nasty hoez.
 
2003-11-27 11:02:43 AM  
Why are guys in porn movies so damn ugly? Did all the genes go into giving them an extra inch or 6? If so i'm proud of my 1 incher ;o)
 
2003-11-27 11:03:22 AM  
He gets paid for having sex with good looking women.

'nuff said.
 
2003-11-27 11:05:16 AM  
[image from lib.berkeley.edu too old to be available]

"Midgets p1ss me off!"
 
2003-11-27 11:06:48 AM  
the guys and girls in high school that went through this phase had the brains to change before they were 20
 
2003-11-27 11:07:27 AM  
I'm flabbergasted to learn he has a Master's degree.

His view on relationships took away any respect earned at the beginning of the article, though.
 
2003-11-27 11:11:18 AM  
How can this man NOT have AIDS?
 
2003-11-27 11:11:39 AM  
Feh. I'm glad Flanery and Reedus shot him.
 
2003-11-27 11:12:31 AM  
What the hell was Marjorie Mowlam thinking? She was one of the most interesting and impressive cabinet secretaries in the last 15 years.

Singing a duet with Ron - come on, Mo
 
2003-11-27 11:13:29 AM  
I watched his bio-movie Porn Star awhile ago. Made me totally depressed and feeling so bad for the guy. He may be "lucky" because he gets a lot of cooze, but the rest of his life is rather, well, pathetic.

/not judging, just saying
 
2003-11-27 11:15:10 AM  
 
2003-11-27 11:16:34 AM  
Hesiod foresaw the day when Aidos (the goddess of shame) and Nemesis (the goddess who avenges offenses against shame) would forsake mankind "and bitter sorrow will be left for mortal man, and there will be no help against evil.
 
2003-11-27 11:16:42 AM  
Someone once described Ron Jeremy as essentially a support system for a penis, which I guess makes him everyman.
 
2003-11-27 11:16:45 AM  
If you think that a guy cannot give himself, um, oral pleasure, you need to see one of Ron's earlier movies, when he was thin. I can't remember the name of it, its plot (hehe) was about a family. The had dream sequences dressed up as mimes. And yes, Ron did blow himself. One of the weirdest porn movies I ever saw.
 
2003-11-27 11:20:42 AM  
"His penis is worthless because it's attached to the rest of him. "

Spoken like a true child. Come back in about twenty years when you have some life experience.
 
2003-11-27 11:24:48 AM  
He's so repulsive that many porn stars have "Non-Hedgehog" clauses built into their contracts.

He was on The Sports Network (www.tsn.ca) a few months back. The host, Michael Landsberg, did a short bio on him..."Masters in Special Education". Landsberg then asks, "So what does that mean? What did you learn."

Here is the 100% god's honest truth: The Hedgehog responds "I am good working with retards."

Hilarious in some respects, yes, but also proof that his degree means nothing... he obviously didn't take anything away from that experience.
 
SGF
2003-11-27 11:25:03 AM  
This is the guy who reportedly has the same good fortune as the "Man from Nantucket." (The lymerick)

At 9 and 3/4 inches this is no great surprise. After considerable effort in younger days, I was almost able to perform the same feat, applying considerably less real estate.

/over-sharing
 
2003-11-27 11:30:20 AM  
Doing a morning show at a Rock station, we "have to" interview these pron queens when they come through town to sell their vids at the local smut shack. Anyhoo, EVERYONE of them - well, all four of them - have said doing Ron Jeremy is like, and I QUOTE - "having sex with a garbage can."
 
2003-11-27 11:31:10 AM  
Was there ever a time - when he was younger - that he wasn't, um, hm, "unfortunate in his level of aesthetic appeal"?

Or is it all just about the size and the control?
 
2003-11-27 11:33:31 AM  
Turkey Baster
 
2003-11-27 11:42:59 AM  
If I had a nine inch dick I would be so happy.
 
2003-11-27 11:45:55 AM  
artie_lange --->

I'd be sad if i had a nine inch cock. I mean, it would be a full four inches shorter!
 
2003-11-27 11:48:00 AM  
He's so repulsive that many porn stars have "Non-Hedgehog" clauses built into their contracts.

Ginger Lynn, an old school porn star, gave an interview with Howard Stern in which she made the accusation that Jeremy raped her. She further claimed that he has done it to several women in the industry. Perhaps that's why they have no-Hedgehog clauses.
 
2003-11-27 11:49:48 AM  
It said that he's bedded FIVE THOUSAND WOMEN in his movie career!

That means none of those 5000 were drunken slobber fests.
 
2003-11-27 11:51:54 AM  
realistically, who would want a 9 inch wang? you'd probaby have trouble getting it up and killing the kittens. i'm not a dude who measures his own junk, but i would say 5-6 inches is a good size
 
2003-11-27 11:54:44 AM  
This man has a serious case of uncontrollable penile existence.
 
2003-11-27 11:56:08 AM  
Bummer, liar.
 
2003-11-27 11:56:42 AM  
realistically, who would want a 9 inch wang?

/raises hand
 
2003-11-27 11:56:47 AM  
realistically, who would want a 9 inch wang? you'd probaby have trouble getting it up and killing the kittens. i'm not a dude who measures his own junk, but i would say 5-6 inches is a good size.

So true. How the hell could you pleasure yourself at work, or in a library or at a restaurant?

But I assume that with a wang that size you would have no trouble keeping a biatche on it at all times.
 
2003-11-27 11:58:00 AM  
cola

His penis is worthless because it's attached to the rest of him. He is really just a big waste of cock.


Priceless.
 
2003-11-27 12:00:22 PM  
I saw him interviewed by Frank Skinner the other night where they discussed a porno he made with an 87 year-old woman.

Ooooooooooocha!
 
2003-11-27 12:01:18 PM  
tinrobot It's not, "In, Out, repeat"

It goes like this; In, Out, Wash Hands, repeat.
 
2003-11-27 12:06:02 PM  
His view on relationships took away any respect earned at the beginning of the article, though.

Just curious (not trying to attack, really), but exactly what view of relationships would you expect to find in an active porn star?
 
2003-11-27 12:07:13 PM  
tinrobot It's not, "In, Out, repeat"

It goes like this; In, Out, Wash Hands, repeat.
 
2003-11-27 12:08:20 PM  
My wife is watching Clean Sweep, one of those home improvement shows on TLC. The carpenter is wearing a t-shirt that reads, "got wood?"

A-hem.
 
2003-11-27 12:11:47 PM  
dude, ron jeremy is jewish, hell yes.
 
2003-11-27 12:12:22 PM  
cola

His penis is worthless because it's attached to the rest of him. He is really just a big waste of cock.

Sad, really. Nature is cruel.


/thanks I just spit coffee all over my keyboard, LOL!

9 3/4 inch penis

No thanks too digustingly big. Would be painful NOT pleasurable.
 
2003-11-27 12:13:17 PM  
Bummer : posting comments about the size of you manhood on fark is very risky.
 
2003-11-27 12:14:44 PM  
The guy is ugly and gross.
 
2003-11-27 12:15:27 PM  
realistically, who would want a 9 inch wang?

You mean, who'd want to be fastened to one, right?

i'm not a dude who measures his own junk,

You couldn't figure out how to use a ruler?

(j/k)
 
2003-11-27 12:16:58 PM  
i didn't know he held a masters degree and was a teacher....
 
2003-11-27 12:19:09 PM  
God I'm so sick of hearing about this idiot.
 
2003-11-27 12:21:50 PM  
So true. How the hell could you pleasure yourself at work,

With a 9 inch wang, you wouldn't have to pleasure yourself at work. That's what your co-stars are for.

or in a library or at a restaurant?

Bom-chicka-pow-pow
 
2003-11-27 12:23:31 PM  
So basically, this is a below average-looking guy with a huge penis that gets to sleep with a lot of women because of his great. Big. Huge. Penis.

This entire article and resulting comments tested my gag reflex many times, and not in the way many of you would associate my gag reflex with a great..big..huge..penis.

Thank God I'm a lesbian.
 
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