PallMall: Egoy3k: So what you have a no wheeled cart policy in your garage or do you just enjoy being a douche to strangers?I have a "If you're a beggar, you're gonna work for whatever I give you." policy.1. Dolly would have made his job too easy.2. The engine only had 60k miles on it.. technically worth a few hundred $$$ in as-is shape. (if he scrapped it, he's a complete moron)3. I needed a good chuckle, and it came to me.4. Haters gonna hate!
PallMall: I'm sure you guys would have wanted me to carry it out there myself and load it on to his truck for him, then shake his hand and wave as he went on down the road.
PallMall: AbbeySomeone: We recently replaced our stove. Mr.S put it out in the yard and within 24 hours we had people knocking on the door asking if they could haul it away; same thing happened with our dead water heater.Happened to me when I was doing an engine swap in one of my old cars. Mexican dude in a truck full of junk walked in to my garage and asked if I had any scrap I wanted hauled away.I told him if he carried the old engine block by hand, he could have it.That sumbish did it, although I imagine his yambag blew out shortly thereafter. My buddy and I just laughed as we watched oil pour all over him as he strained with everything he had to get it to his truck. Only took him about 5 minutes to make the 30 or so feet./CSB, but good times.
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