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(SeattlePI)   PETA celebrates Anne Hathaway's wedding by sponsoring a cow. Oh, come on, she's nowhere near that big   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 31
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2012-10-03 07:21:05 AM  
Lame troll headline is lame.
 
2012-10-03 07:27:55 AM  
I would have gone with a different animal.

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2012-10-03 07:32:49 AM  
I thought Miss Hathaway was a dead lesbian.
 
2012-10-03 07:33:53 AM  
Let's see her udders.
 
2012-10-03 08:29:18 AM  
The baby cow was rescued from "a filthy and abusive Pennsylvania dairy factory farm" and is now "thriving" at The Cow Sanctuary in Shiloh, N.J.


I volunteer to give a cow sanctuary, free of charge, in my freezer.
 
2012-10-03 08:30:20 AM  
When I got married my wife wanted to 'suggest' to our friends that they 'make a donation' in our name to oxfam...

"Wouldn't it be nice if our wedding could be about a new well in Africa?"

/Yeah, It's falling apart.
 
2012-10-03 08:40:40 AM  

rubi_con_man: When I got married my wife wanted to 'suggest' to our friends that they 'make a donation' in our name to oxfam...

"Wouldn't it be nice if our wedding could be about a new well in Africa?"

/Yeah, It's falling apart.


The well or the marriage?
 
2012-10-03 08:46:15 AM  
A vegan reception? Why would someone do that to anyone? Did they hate their guests that much?
 
2012-10-03 08:54:33 AM  

luidprand: A vegan reception? Why would someone do that to anyone? Did they hate their guests that much?


There is some good cooking on that side of the fence but I wouldn't eat it every day. Gotta have my flat iron steak.

www.gourmetsleuth.com

Mmmmm....
 
2012-10-03 09:06:52 AM  
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2012-10-03 09:08:19 AM  
Anne Hathaway...GIS... brings up....LOL WTF?

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2012-10-03 09:12:07 AM  

amindtat: Anne Hathaway...GIS... brings up....LOL WTF?

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fap
 
2012-10-03 09:51:49 AM  
Just one cow? Surely her father would reject such a ridiculous offer of tribute.

40 goats at least , and maybe a few of my finest servants to appease him.
 
2012-10-03 10:11:01 AM  
Anne Hathaway's Angus is unremarkable.
 
2012-10-03 10:26:46 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 570x718][i.imgur.com image 344x600][i.imgur.com image 500x640][i.imgur.com image 600x464]


That is an excellent start good sir. Perhaps there are even more attractive pictures of Ms Hathaway somewhere on the internet?
 
2012-10-03 10:36:48 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 570x718][i.imgur.com image 344x600][i.imgur.com image 500x640][i.imgur.com image 600x464]


I'd milk her
 
2012-10-03 10:45:52 AM  

Lolthien: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 570x718][i.imgur.com image 344x600][i.imgur.com image 500x640][i.imgur.com image 600x464]

That is an excellent start good sir. Perhaps there are even more attractive pictures of Ms Hathaway somewhere on the internet?


There are certainly some sweet pics of her out there, like this one that I was banned for posting.
 
2012-10-03 10:54:16 AM  
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2012-10-03 10:55:32 AM  
Sorry, but I feel very carnivorous when I see her.
 
2012-10-03 11:17:43 AM  
really, a single cow? why didn't they buy the whole damn farm and convert it into an idyllic paradise for an animal that likely can't survive in the wold
 
2012-10-03 11:52:36 AM  
Jesus Christ, she married a jeweler? What, were ambulance chasers and oil barons not douchey enough?
 
2012-10-03 11:54:33 AM  
I wonder how they "rescued" that cow from teh ebil factory farm and if it really is in better conditions, as they claim. PETA is well known for "rescuing" animals only to have them put down because they don't feel like caring for them.
 
2012-10-03 11:57:27 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Jesus Christ, she married a jeweler? What, were ambulance chasers and oil barons not douchey enough?


Can't hurt the widdle animals, but blood diamonds are just fine.
 
2012-10-03 12:18:17 PM  
 
2012-10-03 12:38:20 PM  

Crudbucket: amindtat: Anne Hathaway...GIS... brings up....LOL WTF?

[tasteemcbea.files.wordpress.com image 718x790]

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/FTFY
 
2012-10-03 01:30:26 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: I wonder how they "rescued" that cow from teh ebil factory farm and if it really is in better conditions, as they claim. PETA is well known for "rescuing" animals only to have them put down because they don't feel like caring for them.


There's a link in the article about the actual rescuing of the calf itself. Granted, the article is written by PETA but it does say/imply the farm was charged with cruelty which allowed them to get the animal.

It also said the calf couldn't stand right underneath a picture of the calf standing.
 
2012-10-03 02:43:47 PM  

Expolaris: Just one cow? Surely her father would reject such a ridiculous offer of tribute.

40 goats at least , and maybe a few of my finest servants to appease him.


Well to be frank, the exchange rate is 5 goats per cow. In the country I was in, base rate is:

10 cows
+ 5 cows for first or last daughter
+ 3 cows for 'purity'

You can pay in goats, but it's kind of an insult.

A local told my friend, "You are very beautiful! You are worth 100 cows!"

Honey, if a man with no cows tells you that you are worth 100... Well, that's what we call pillow talk.
 
2012-10-03 02:55:35 PM  

Felix_T_Cat: Expolaris: Just one cow? Surely her father would reject such a ridiculous offer of tribute.

40 goats at least , and maybe a few of my finest servants to appease him.

Well to be frank, the exchange rate is 5 goats per cow. In the country I was in, base rate is:

10 cows
+ 5 cows for first or last daughter
+ 3 cows for 'purity'

You can pay in goats, but it's kind of an insult.

A local told my friend, "You are very beautiful! You are worth 100 cows!"

Honey, if a man with no cows tells you that you are worth 100... Well, that's what we call pillow talk.


In my homeland a low country boil and an invitation to go hunting with my future wife's father is customary - it's proof that he likes he enough to go out into the woods where no one would find my body and let me return to the safety of his daughter.

/Favorited as "Worth 100 Cows"
 
2012-10-03 05:38:31 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [blog.sfgate.com image 225x300]
/Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a memory


Well played, sir.
 
2012-10-03 07:16:57 PM  
That picture of Anne upsets me..

I prefer to picture her like this:

www.starteveryday.com
 
2012-10-03 08:49:03 PM  
She was my celebrity "freebie" until my wife found out that along with treating her body like an amusement park, I would like to spend the weekend with her and get to know her as part of the deal.

Now my celeb freebie has been downgraded to copping a feel off Kate Beckinsale on crowded mass transit.
 
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