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(TMZ)   Chris Cornell sued by angry housekeeper who was reportedly sick and tired of being ordered to try and clean the rust off of a cage   (tmz.com) divider line 30
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2012-10-03 05:47:44 AM
I'd be angry too if I had to clean a room a thousand years wide.
 
2012-10-03 05:59:34 AM
I guess cleaning was a burden in her hand.
 
2012-10-03 06:05:19 AM
"try and clean?"

Learn the farking language.
 
2012-10-03 06:08:59 AM

Disgruntled Goat: "try and clean?"

Learn the farking language.


FTFDictionary.com

Some grammarians label try and as incorrect when really it is just very informal and best used in conversation.

So go goosestep over grammar somewhere else.

/The maid really went over the edge when she was ordered to try to wash away the rain.
 
2012-10-03 06:21:06 AM
Who?

Seriously.
 
2012-10-03 06:55:14 AM
subby you should be hung up in a Jesus Christ Pose for that headline.

/Full on Kevin's mom!
 
2012-10-03 06:59:25 AM

jmr61: Who?

Seriously.


She sang a few of the James Bond movie themes.
 
2012-10-03 07:16:32 AM
He was just seeking a friend for the end of the world, but his flutter girl turned out to be a limo wreck.
 
2012-10-03 07:56:43 AM
Could have just used a spoon, man!
 
2012-10-03 08:33:17 AM
well now she can experience the outside world
 
2012-10-03 08:38:36 AM
I guess when they get a new maid she'll be out shined.
 
2012-10-03 08:46:36 AM
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2012-10-03 09:31:53 AM
It was the day after Christmas...

Is the maid allowed only ONE day for that celebration?

They couldn't clean their own house just that once...or wait until the next day she's scheduled to work?
I man, I know Christmas gets mess with all the wrapping paper ripped to shreds right next to the Christmas tree...but here's an idea...grab a trashbag and pick the shiat up yourself!!! It's just paper!!!

Spoiled motherfarkers!
 
2012-10-03 09:41:48 AM

Rawhead Rex: It was the day after Christmas...

Is the maid allowed only ONE day for that celebration?

They couldn't clean their own house just that once...or wait until the next day she's scheduled to work?
I man, I know Christmas gets mess with all the wrapping paper ripped to shreds right next to the Christmas tree...but here's an idea...grab a trashbag and pick the shiat up yourself!!! It's just paper!!!

Spoiled motherfarkers!


It was the day after Easter.
It was the day after mother died.
It was the day after dog died.
It was the day after daughter was in hospital.
It was the day after son came back from war.
It was the day after a big storm.
It was the day after the election.
It was the day after cancer.
 
2012-10-03 09:55:55 AM
I bet he's fell on black days.
 
2012-10-03 10:03:43 AM

flamingboar: I guess cleaning was a burden in her hand.


It's even harder with your good eye closed.
 
2012-10-03 10:12:10 AM
She didn't have that bad of a gig, considering he was only blowing up the outside world, and keeping everything in the house in easily manageable condition.

/she sounds hard-headed, fark you all.
 
2012-10-03 10:24:54 AM
She should have just pissed on his gate.
 
2012-10-03 10:34:13 AM
Relax, dude.

Have a ham-and-mustard shake.
 
2012-10-03 10:46:36 AM

Disgruntled Goat: "try and clean?"

Learn the farking language.


Hey, it's hard to clean that cage. Cornell kept blaming the housekeeper for breaking it.

/And running.
 
2012-10-03 10:47:02 AM
How hard could it be to clean a room full of emptiness, even on a cobweb afternoon?
 
2012-10-03 10:50:37 AM
In other news, Chris Cornell's transformation into the Messiah is now complete.
 
2012-10-03 11:40:38 AM
Of course she left. The smell of the cleaning fluids make you clean that rusty cage and run.
 
2012-10-03 11:43:13 AM
Forced SG lyrics are forced.

/Ugly Truth
 
2012-10-03 12:36:07 PM
He kept bending his spoons for some reason, so she got sick of buying more spoons for him.
 
2012-10-03 12:53:08 PM
I guess how much she is suing him for is Superunknown.
 
2012-10-03 12:59:05 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Rawhead Rex: It was the day after Christmas...

Is the maid allowed only ONE day for that celebration?

They couldn't clean their own house just that once...or wait until the next day she's scheduled to work?
I man, I know Christmas gets mess with all the wrapping paper ripped to shreds right next to the Christmas tree...but here's an idea...grab a trashbag and pick the shiat up yourself!!! It's just paper!!!

Spoiled motherfarkers!

It was the day after Easter.
It was the day after mother died.
It was the day after dog died.
It was the day after daughter was in hospital.
It was the day after son came back from war.
It was the day after a big storm.
It was the day after the election.
It was the day after cancer.


Let me guess...you don't work...you don't know what a "day off" is...because you take every day off...
Housewife, I'd guess...someone takes care of you.
That's why you know next to nothing about this.
 
2012-10-03 02:11:06 PM

lakrfool: Forced SG lyrics are forced.

/Ugly Truth


Don't be mad. Open up your good eye.
 
2012-10-03 02:15:07 PM

thecpt: well now she can experience the outside world


She'll probably just blow it up.
 
2012-10-03 06:08:54 PM
Get my wallet out of that bag.
It's the one that sez, "Badmotorfinger"

/got nuthin'
 
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