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(Daily Mail)   Tennessee "Butt Chugger" threatens legal action because Jesus would never put wine up his butt   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 54
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2012-10-03 09:07:20 AM
10 votes:
Well, it started out as water up his butt.
2012-10-03 08:57:06 AM
8 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com
2012-10-03 12:08:30 PM
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-03 11:52:38 AM
5 votes:
I just Ctrl-F'd the bible and didn't come up with any mention of buttchugging. I think he's fine.
2012-10-03 02:07:45 PM
4 votes:
Best comment stolen from press release website:

It's just a matter of time before they find out he was doping and they strip him of his Tour de Franzia title.
2012-10-03 01:36:12 PM
4 votes:
Tthere's been some progress in TN. Back in my day, a man would have been branded gay for just for drinking wine. At least now it takes an ass full.
2012-10-03 12:40:56 PM
3 votes:
He will make a good Tenn. GOP senator some day.
2012-10-03 12:30:06 PM
3 votes:
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
2012-10-03 12:26:16 PM
3 votes:
For extra fun, imagine the commercial for that old Crossfire boardgame, but with "Butt Chugger" instead of "Crossfire"
2012-10-03 12:16:44 PM
3 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. 
2012-10-03 11:53:43 AM
3 votes:
threatens to sue police for leaking details

Am I the only one who smiled at that?
2012-10-03 02:17:12 PM
2 votes:
s8.postimage.org
2012-10-03 02:07:43 PM
2 votes:

qualtrough: I feel sorry for him. One day you're a college student, and then you wake up and for the REST OF YOUR LIFE you are the Tennessee Butt Chugger. I think the only way for him to move forward is to embrace it, announcing proudly to one and all that he is the one, the only, Tennessee Butt Chugger!


The Tennessee Butt Chuggers, aren't they a farm league baseball team? I think I saw them play the Minnesota Ass Bandits on TV once.
2012-10-03 12:44:42 PM
2 votes:

Huntceet: Dat Ass


ytrewq.com
2012-10-03 12:19:13 PM
2 votes:

Darkrover2: Also, how humiliating for his frat brothers to have to stand at his rear during that press conference.


I hear you can get a pretty good buzz if you're standing downwind when he farts.
2012-10-03 11:57:54 AM
2 votes:
Well then let me ass a question... how'd your BAC get so high?
2012-10-03 11:53:12 AM
2 votes:
Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?
2012-10-03 10:45:24 AM
2 votes:
Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
i232.photobucket.com
2012-10-03 09:55:25 AM
2 votes:

Cythraul: Diogenes: 'I would never do such a thing,' he said. 'I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.'

But you'll play drinking games to the degree that you'll pass out and shiat yourself so hard you damage your rectum?

Plausible deniability FAIL aside, Jesus would be so proud of you, kid.

And God's law? What, is that one of those obscure laws in Leviticus or something?

It has something to do with your body being a 'temple', or some other blah blah blah crap like that.


The 'temple' has two doors in this case. I don't think God cares which you use to facilitate the destruction.

And I don't think he can win a legal case using the "No true Scotsman" defense. Not as the plaintiff.
2012-10-03 06:24:17 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Just look at them out there. What right do they have to condemn me? Parasites.
They think they can defeat a college Republican so easily? They disgust me.
They will regret this day."
2012-10-03 04:04:39 PM
1 votes:
Well, I'm butt-chuggin,
Check it and seeeeee.
I got a level over oh-point-four-threeeeee.
2012-10-03 02:54:05 PM
1 votes:
To the theme from "Goldfinger":

Butt Chugger (wah wahhhhhhh wah)
He's the man, the man with the wine-stained butt
He chugged too much...

/I suppose it's far too late to offer my apologies to John Barry. & Shirley Bassey. & Ian Fleming.
2012-10-03 02:25:37 PM
1 votes:
This story keeps getting better and this thread is killing me. I love how the attorney just wants to sue everyone associated with spreading the story but keeps saying 'butt chugging' over and over.
/Alexander P. Broughton, butt chugger
2012-10-03 02:23:29 PM
1 votes:

Mog32Kupo: Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406] 


/sad and lonely, don't judge me


Butt-chugger. Butt-flosser. Together at last.
2012-10-03 02:19:01 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Anyone else find it strange they still use dageurotypes to take pictures at the Knoxville campus?

BTW I'm totally with you about the reporter in the turquoise dress, Mog32Kupo. From that angle she looks fantastic.
2012-10-03 01:56:32 PM
1 votes:

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He also goes by Xander, according to the video: Link

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Hmm...Xander...where have I heard that name before?

www.deviantart.com

Oh right.
2012-10-03 01:52:46 PM
1 votes:
therookies.files.wordpress.com
www.gogenlab.com

Hey, man. Want to split this?
2012-10-03 01:40:18 PM
1 votes:
Wait until he's on the wrong side of thirty, dejected over another failed relationship, closed up in the dark and dank of his one bedroom efficiency apartment, butt chugging tall boy after tall boy so he can once again figure out how to fall asleep again that night. Butt chugging isn't a joke. Butt chugging isn't a game. Butt chugging can ruin your life.

That and texting while driving or inhaling duster.
2012-10-03 01:38:31 PM
1 votes:
I feel sorry for him. One day you're a college student, and then you wake up and for the REST OF YOUR LIFE you are the Tennessee Butt Chugger. I think the only way for him to move forward is to embrace it, announcing proudly to one and all that he is the one, the only, Tennessee Butt Chugger!
2012-10-03 01:35:12 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: If as he claims he was not actually butt chugging, how then did his anus become remarkable?

Because if the choices are an alchohol enema or my fraternity brothers, I personally would go with the butt chugging story.

NTTAWWT.


"On Tuesday, the student and his attorney claimed that Broughton sustained his rectal injuries when, unconscious, a fraternity member tried to raise him off the floor and, "used my belt to lift me up, which caused my shorts to be forced into my crotch area, at which time I was told that I defecated on myself," according to a new release." 

i.imgur.com
2012-10-03 01:29:20 PM
1 votes:
If as he claims he was not actually butt chugging, how then did his anus become remarkable?

Because if the choices are an alchohol enema or my fraternity brothers, I personally would go with the butt chugging story.

NTTAWWT.
2012-10-03 01:01:06 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-03 12:59:33 PM
1 votes:
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female guests one of our brother's gastrointestinal tracts -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!
2012-10-03 12:45:40 PM
1 votes:

Smoky Dragon Dish: He also goes by Xander, according to the video: Link

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Oh, his douchiness is now complete. Or should I say, his enema-iness.

ATTENTION WORLD:

XANDER P. BROUGHTON, BUTT CHUGGER, WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT HE IS WHINING ABOUT BEING BUSTED SHOVING WINE UP HIS BUTT.

XANDER P. BROUGHTON IS A WHINY BUSTED WINE BUTT CHUGGER.

That is all.
2012-10-03 12:40:37 PM
1 votes:
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a thing." because Jesus.
2012-10-03 12:30:40 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: cleveoh: Salmon: Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?

I got more of a Batman vibe:

nananananananana

nananananananana

BUTT CHUG.

I'm going with Pat Benatar's "Hearbreaker."

"You're a...Butt Chugger. BAC raiser...."

The real challenge is working rectal bleeding into it.


How it sounded in my head: to the tune of White Wedding,

"It's a... nice day for some... BUTT CHUGGING!"
2012-10-03 12:27:15 PM
1 votes:
Could someone please show me in the Bible where Jesus says it is just fine and Christian to get tanked on cheap box wine if you drink it orally, but is is completely forbidden to pour the same wine up your arse? Because I don't remember that from Sunday school.

Also, Streisand effect.

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2012-10-03 12:20:06 PM
1 votes:
Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
i.dailymail.co.uk 


/sad and lonely, don't judge me
2012-10-03 12:14:58 PM
1 votes:
ytrewq.com
2012-10-03 12:10:02 PM
1 votes:

bentleypm: Remember that part in the Bible where Jesus sues that guy? Me neither.


Yeah, Jesus rode an ass. He didn't pour wine in his ass.
2012-10-03 12:06:42 PM
1 votes:

TwoBeersOneCan: What's hilarious is his obvious sexual insecurity. I don't recall anything in the media implying he was homosexual, unless reporting that he willingly sticks things in his ass implies he's homosexual, which it shouldn't.


"Gay! Who are you calling gay! I'm a Christian! Say, I love the way those jeans hug your ass. And that bulge. Oh please tell me it's real! Care to get a cup of coffee with me?"
2012-10-03 12:02:53 PM
1 votes:
Remember that part in the Bible where Jesus sues that guy? Me neither.
2012-10-03 12:02:29 PM
1 votes:

Smoky Dragon Dish: offmymeds: This begs the question "What would Jesus do?".

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Laugh his ass off?

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2012-10-03 12:01:24 PM
1 votes:

cleveoh: Salmon: Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?

I got more of a Batman vibe:

nananananananana

nananananananana

BUTT CHUG.


Rollin' down the street
Smokin' indo,
butt chugin' gin and juice
(laid back)
2012-10-03 11:59:01 AM
1 votes:
This guy's story is keeping my schadenfreude levels high. I can't stop laughing
2012-10-03 11:57:33 AM
1 votes:

vernonFL: Wine enemas are a good way to die.

It hits your bloodstream faster, your body can't process it quickly enough, you get alcohol poisoning, and you die.


Diet Coke and Mentos would be much safer.
2012-10-03 11:57:18 AM
1 votes:
Well young man, I can assure you that your use of an alcohol enema never impled you were gay.

It implied you were a moron.

An implication now confirmed by the fact that you're threatening legal action over your own stupidity.
2012-10-03 11:57:12 AM
1 votes:
What's hilarious is his obvious sexual insecurity. I don't recall anything in the media implying he was homosexual, unless reporting that he willingly sticks things in his ass implies he's homosexual, which it shouldn't.
2012-10-03 11:55:52 AM
1 votes:
Well, of course this poor, misunderstood, Christian boy isn't gay. It isn't gay to suck cocks through the hole between the stalls of the mens room on the third floor of the library. Everyone knows that. Neither is writing "Thursday 10/4 9 - 10. Show hard!" on the wall of said stall. It's all just good wholesome college fun.
2012-10-03 11:12:22 AM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
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I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.


Don't take it so personally.
2012-10-03 10:43:52 AM
1 votes:
I really wish I had known these idiots were doing a press conference. I would have walked over and made fun of them on live TV.
2012-10-03 10:20:38 AM
1 votes:
So is he going to claim he passed out drinking normally then his frat bothers raped him with a botha bag full of wine?

Stick with being the butt chugger, kid.


butt chugger.
2012-10-03 09:50:06 AM
1 votes:
'I would never do such a thing,' he said. 'I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.'

But you'll play drinking games to the degree that you'll pass out and shiat yourself so hard you damage your rectum?

Plausible deniability FAIL aside, Jesus would be so proud of you, kid.

And God's law? What, is that one of those obscure laws in Leviticus or something?
2012-10-03 09:02:43 AM
1 votes:
As a Christian he would never 'desecrate' his body like that? What if it were communion wine? You could pour that up your ass then, right?
 
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