CJHardin: montex: The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.Most Christians generally do not need any help looking bad. They are actually quite good at being insufferable self righteous bigots.
Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger.
THX 1138: FTFA: Broughton was rushed to the University of Tennessee Medical Center last month unconscious with an injured rectum and a blood-alcohol level more than five times the legal limit.This farking annoys me to no end every time I see it in an article. Unless he was engaged in operating a vehicle (which he wasn't), there is no legal limit for blood alcohol.Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I'd love to be in the courtroom when he brings the lawsuit:"So, you claim you never received an alcohol enema?""I swear, I engaged in no such activity.""Could you explain to the court then, how it came to be that you had explosive diarrhea all over yourself which consisted of mostly wine? Pink wine, at that?""I plead the fif."
canaryfarmer: namegoeshere: If as he claims he was not actually butt chugging, how then did his anus become remarkable?Because if the choices are an alchohol enema or my fraternity brothers, I personally would go with the butt chugging story.NTTAWWT."On Tuesday, the student and his attorney claimed that Broughton sustained his rectal injuries when, unconscious, a fraternity member tried to raise him off the floor and, "used my belt to lift me up, which caused my shorts to be forced into my crotch area, at which time I was told that I defecated on myself," according to a new release." [i.imgur.com image 480x360]
Mog32Kupo: Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406] /sad and lonely, don't judge me
mattharvest: What's amazing is that, with all the evidence against this kids version of events, his lawyer is still bad enough to sue. It sounds fully specious, he might even get counter sued,
montex: The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.
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