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(Daily Mail)   Tennessee "Butt Chugger" threatens legal action because Jesus would never put wine up his butt   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
    More: Followup, alcohol enema, blood alcohol levels, Pi Kappa Alpha, medical privacy, University of Tennessee Medical Center, University of Tennessee, Daniel McGehee  
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2012-10-03 11:57:18 AM
4 votes:
Well young man, I can assure you that your use of an alcohol enema never impled you were gay.

It implied you were a moron.

An implication now confirmed by the fact that you're threatening legal action over your own stupidity.
2012-10-03 11:57:12 AM
3 votes:
What's hilarious is his obvious sexual insecurity. I don't recall anything in the media implying he was homosexual, unless reporting that he willingly sticks things in his ass implies he's homosexual, which it shouldn't.
2012-10-03 12:30:33 PM
2 votes:

CJHardin: montex: The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.

Most Christians generally do not need any help looking bad. They are actually quite good at being insufferable self righteous bigots.


You're not helping your ilk any with the same kind of bigotry
2012-10-03 12:16:44 PM
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. 
2012-10-03 11:53:59 AM
2 votes:
Translation: Please conservative religious mommy and daddy don't cut off my tuition.
2012-10-03 10:02:37 AM
2 votes:
Wine enemas are a good way to die.

It hits your bloodstream faster, your body can't process it quickly enough, you get alcohol poisoning, and you die.
2012-10-03 09:50:06 AM
2 votes:
'I would never do such a thing,' he said. 'I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.'

But you'll play drinking games to the degree that you'll pass out and shiat yourself so hard you damage your rectum?

Plausible deniability FAIL aside, Jesus would be so proud of you, kid.

And God's law? What, is that one of those obscure laws in Leviticus or something?
2012-10-03 08:57:06 AM
2 votes:
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2012-10-03 03:32:31 PM
1 votes:

THX 1138: FTFA: Broughton was rushed to the University of Tennessee Medical Center last month unconscious with an injured rectum and a blood-alcohol level more than five times the legal limit.

This farking annoys me to no end every time I see it in an article. Unless he was engaged in operating a vehicle (which he wasn't), there is no legal limit for blood alcohol.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I'd love to be in the courtroom when he brings the lawsuit:

"So, you claim you never received an alcohol enema?"

"I swear, I engaged in no such activity."

"Could you explain to the court then, how it came to be that you had explosive diarrhea all over yourself which consisted of mostly wine? Pink wine, at that?"

"I plead the fif."


He's a minor. He can't be drunk.
2012-10-03 01:55:17 PM
1 votes:

canaryfarmer: namegoeshere: If as he claims he was not actually butt chugging, how then did his anus become remarkable?

Because if the choices are an alchohol enema or my fraternity brothers, I personally would go with the butt chugging story.

NTTAWWT.

"On Tuesday, the student and his attorney claimed that Broughton sustained his rectal injuries when, unconscious, a fraternity member tried to raise him off the floor and, "used my belt to lift me up, which caused my shorts to be forced into my crotch area, at which time I was told that I defecated on myself," according to a new release." 

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You know, I must be getting old/growing a conscience. Either that or the fact that my children are magnitudes closer to college age than I am is freaking me out. (Although FSM willing I have taught them well enough to avoid butt chugging and all those who participate in such) I was about to link the campus police reports which state that he was not the only fraternity member with bloody boxers that night, and that the house was covered in blood, including the toilet seats. But then I started feeling really bad for this kid, who is an idiot but no more or less than thousands of other twentyish college kid idiots. And I remembered that although I am happy to be able to say I graduated without ever once shoving alchohol up my ass, I certainly did my share of stupid shiat and am really freakin glad the internet/ facebook/ cell phone cams were not a thing when I was a twentyish stupid college kid.

So while I won't go so far as to white knight this butt chugging idiot, I'm going to lay off, or at least feel bad for each and every thing I said about him being a whiny busted wine butt chugging idiot. Because the parent in me is a teensy bit worried that he won't be able to take the heat and will end up killing himself over this. Which he shouldn't do. Because really, B.C. is not the worst college nickname ever. This will... well, no. This will never go away, the internet being forever and all. Lesson learned and pass it on. But the internet has the collective attention span of a squirrell with ADHD and if he shuts up and transfers, keeps his head down and does his schoolwork and not much else for a year or two, we will soon find another shiny thing on which to focus.
2012-10-03 01:11:11 PM
1 votes:
This kid would be so much better off if he just stated something like "I was so drunk I don't know what happened. I don't have any recollection of buttchugging or much of anything else from that day".

Lots of kids do dumbass things at college. But denying that it happened and suing? He will forever be known as the buttchugger.
2012-10-03 01:09:09 PM
1 votes:
The buttchuggers press conference is comedy gold. It's a miracle none of the fraternity members laughed when he said buttchugging over and over.

Link
2012-10-03 01:01:06 PM
1 votes:
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2012-10-03 12:59:33 PM
1 votes:
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female guests one of our brother's gastrointestinal tracts -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!
2012-10-03 12:30:06 PM
1 votes:
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
2012-10-03 12:26:16 PM
1 votes:
For extra fun, imagine the commercial for that old Crossfire boardgame, but with "Butt Chugger" instead of "Crossfire"
2012-10-03 12:22:43 PM
1 votes:

Mog32Kupo: Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
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/sad and lonely, don't judge me


She's wearing a thong, I do believe.
2012-10-03 12:20:06 PM
1 votes:
Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
i.dailymail.co.uk 


/sad and lonely, don't judge me
2012-10-03 12:12:44 PM
1 votes:
So wait... you drank so much that you damn near killed yourself... abused your body to the point that you almost died... but I'm supposed to believe that your deep Christian faith is why I should believe you didn't take it up the ass? That seems pretty ridiculous, kid, but good job getting so many good clear pictures of yourself in a story associated with taking wine up the butt... this will surely in no way come back to cause problems later.
2012-10-03 12:11:19 PM
1 votes:

mattharvest: What's amazing is that, with all the evidence against this kids version of events, his lawyer is still bad enough to sue. It sounds fully specious, he might even get counter sued,


He also doesn't seem to realize that police reports are public record and therefore don't come under HIPPA. Don't want your medical business spalshed all over the front page? Don't make it necessary for the police to be involved int he decision to rush you to the hospital

This kid made a BAD choice, before he was a semi0anonymous part of story whse focuse was on the PRACTICE of Butt-chugging, not the random drunken idiot who did it. NOW however this kid's name is permanently attached to the story, as are his hilarious denials. His only hope is to Trademark the name "Tenessee Butt-chugger" and hope the merchandising rights give him an income stream that helps ease the pain of his newfound infamy
2012-10-03 12:06:56 PM
1 votes:

montex: The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.


I think he also forgets that by not crawing away with his tail between his legs, this is going to be his legacy forever.
2012-10-03 12:00:20 PM
1 votes:
Really shows the mentality of your typical over-priviledged frat retard. Buy your friends, purchase your way through life and sue anyone who gets in your way.
2012-10-03 11:59:01 AM
1 votes:
This guy's story is keeping my schadenfreude levels high. I can't stop laughing
2012-10-03 11:53:43 AM
1 votes:
threatens to sue police for leaking details

Am I the only one who smiled at that?
2012-10-03 10:22:25 AM
1 votes:
I grew up in K-town and I've spent many hours on fraternity row at UT. Pike has always had the reputation of drinking, fighting country boys. This does not surprise me at all.

Plus, the kid went to Christian Brothers in Memphis, where all my wife's male family members went. She was back at her 25th reunion this weekend and her friends knew the kid and his family well. They were not surprised either.

IMHO, the kid needs to own his internet infamy.
2012-10-03 09:07:20 AM
1 votes:
Well, it started out as water up his butt.
 
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