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2012-10-03 08:57:06 AM
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2012-10-03 09:02:43 AM
As a Christian he would never 'desecrate' his body like that? What if it were communion wine? You could pour that up your ass then, right?
 
2012-10-03 09:07:20 AM
Well, it started out as water up his butt.
 
2012-10-03 09:39:25 AM
What's amazing is that, with all the evidence against this kids version of events, his lawyer is still bad enough to sue. It sounds fully specious, he might even get counter sued,
 
2012-10-03 09:50:06 AM
'I would never do such a thing,' he said. 'I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.'

But you'll play drinking games to the degree that you'll pass out and shiat yourself so hard you damage your rectum?

Plausible deniability FAIL aside, Jesus would be so proud of you, kid.

And God's law? What, is that one of those obscure laws in Leviticus or something?
 
2012-10-03 09:52:16 AM

Diogenes: 'I would never do such a thing,' he said. 'I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.'

But you'll play drinking games to the degree that you'll pass out and shiat yourself so hard you damage your rectum?

Plausible deniability FAIL aside, Jesus would be so proud of you, kid.

And God's law? What, is that one of those obscure laws in Leviticus or something?


It has something to do with your body being a 'temple', or some other blah blah blah crap like that.
 
2012-10-03 09:55:25 AM

Cythraul: Diogenes: 'I would never do such a thing,' he said. 'I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.'

But you'll play drinking games to the degree that you'll pass out and shiat yourself so hard you damage your rectum?

Plausible deniability FAIL aside, Jesus would be so proud of you, kid.

And God's law? What, is that one of those obscure laws in Leviticus or something?

It has something to do with your body being a 'temple', or some other blah blah blah crap like that.


The 'temple' has two doors in this case. I don't think God cares which you use to facilitate the destruction.

And I don't think he can win a legal case using the "No true Scotsman" defense. Not as the plaintiff.
 
2012-10-03 10:02:37 AM
Wine enemas are a good way to die.

It hits your bloodstream faster, your body can't process it quickly enough, you get alcohol poisoning, and you die.
 
2012-10-03 10:20:38 AM
So is he going to claim he passed out drinking normally then his frat bothers raped him with a botha bag full of wine?

Stick with being the butt chugger, kid.


butt chugger.
 
2012-10-03 10:22:25 AM
I grew up in K-town and I've spent many hours on fraternity row at UT. Pike has always had the reputation of drinking, fighting country boys. This does not surprise me at all.

Plus, the kid went to Christian Brothers in Memphis, where all my wife's male family members went. She was back at her 25th reunion this weekend and her friends knew the kid and his family well. They were not surprised either.

IMHO, the kid needs to own his internet infamy.
 
2012-10-03 10:36:06 AM

mysticcat: I grew up in K-town and I've spent many hours on fraternity row at UT. Pike has always had the reputation of drinking, fighting country boys. This does not surprise me at all.

Plus, the kid went to Christian Brothers in Memphis, where all my wife's male family members went. She was back at her 25th reunion this weekend and her friends knew the kid and his family well. They were not surprised either.

IMHO, the kid needs to own his internet infamy.


The summer before I served as my fraternity's president I spent a week at "Leadership College" at Phi Delta Theta HQ. Your assessment of Pike was the same as mine for all the PDT chapters from Tennessee that sent reps. Fun guys. But I wouldn't want to be their president or be responsible for them.

After a seminar on hazing I was regaled with a story about one chapter's "Ex Lax Week" during pledge period from one of their members.
 
2012-10-03 10:43:52 AM
I really wish I had known these idiots were doing a press conference. I would have walked over and made fun of them on live TV.
 
2012-10-03 10:45:24 AM
Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
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2012-10-03 10:50:37 AM

Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
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I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.
 
2012-10-03 11:12:22 AM

GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
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I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.


Don't take it so personally.
 
2012-10-03 11:15:48 AM

mysticcat: UT. Pike has always had the reputation of drinking, fighting country boys. T


Reminds of TKE aka Tekes, in Madison Wisconsin, though they tended to be urban guys not rural. Also there was the saying "If you can't go Greek, go Teke".

Also someone tell the guy about something called public records and police scanners.
 
2012-10-03 11:16:50 AM

Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
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I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.

Don't take it so personally.


Not a fan of being associated with these morons.
 
2012-10-03 11:23:47 AM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7361019/79775384#c79775384" target="_blank">GAT_00</a>:</b> <i>Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
[i232.photobucket.com image 235x95]

I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.

Don't take it so personally.

Not a fan of being associated with these morons.</i>

I understand so I'm going to make a preemptive apology for the next one.
GAT, I'm sorry.

Did the butt chuggers at least <a target="_blank" href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the -showers.htm">shower properly</a> after their drunken debauchery?
 
2012-10-03 11:26:23 AM

Krymson Tyde: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7361019/79775384#c79775384" target="_blank">GAT_00</a>:</b> <i>Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
[i232.photobucket.com image 235x95]

I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.

Don't take it so personally.

Not a fan of being associated with these morons.</i>

I understand so I'm going to make a preemptive apology for the next one.
GAT, I'm sorry.

Did the butt chuggers at least <a target="_blank" href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the -showers.htm">shower properly</a> after their drunken debauchery?


I failLink
 
2012-10-03 11:52:38 AM
I just Ctrl-F'd the bible and didn't come up with any mention of buttchugging. I think he's fine.
 
2012-10-03 11:53:12 AM
Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?
 
2012-10-03 11:53:43 AM
threatens to sue police for leaking details

Am I the only one who smiled at that?
 
2012-10-03 11:53:59 AM
Translation: Please conservative religious mommy and daddy don't cut off my tuition.
 
2012-10-03 11:54:03 AM

GAT_00: I really wish I had known these idiots were doing a press conference. I would have walked over and made fun of them on live TV.


I watched the press conference. They did a bang up job of embarassing themselves on national tv.
 
2012-10-03 11:55:17 AM

Krymson Tyde: Krymson Tyde: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7361019/79775384#c79775384" target="_blank">GAT_00</a>:</b> <i>Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
[i232.photobucket.com image 235x95]

I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.

Don't take it so personally.

Not a fan of being associated with these morons.</i>

I understand so I'm going to make a preemptive apology for the next one.
GAT, I'm sorry.

Did the butt chuggers at least <a target="_blank" href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the -showers.htm">shower properly</a> after their drunken debauchery?

I failLink


Just saying, if you think these idiots invented this, you're out of your mind. And don't think everyone around here hasn't been making fun of this. It has actually made people respect frat guys less, which I wasn't aware was actually possible since they didn't have any respect in the first place.
 
2012-10-03 11:55:50 AM
Ya, sue the po po.

Let me know how that works out for ya.... in Tennessee no less.
 
2012-10-03 11:55:52 AM
Well, of course this poor, misunderstood, Christian boy isn't gay. It isn't gay to suck cocks through the hole between the stalls of the mens room on the third floor of the library. Everyone knows that. Neither is writing "Thursday 10/4 9 - 10. Show hard!" on the wall of said stall. It's all just good wholesome college fun.
 
2012-10-03 11:56:55 AM
kwame?
 
2012-10-03 11:57:12 AM
What's hilarious is his obvious sexual insecurity. I don't recall anything in the media implying he was homosexual, unless reporting that he willingly sticks things in his ass implies he's homosexual, which it shouldn't.
 
2012-10-03 11:57:18 AM
Well young man, I can assure you that your use of an alcohol enema never impled you were gay.

It implied you were a moron.

An implication now confirmed by the fact that you're threatening legal action over your own stupidity.
 
2012-10-03 11:57:19 AM
traylor: threatens to sue police for leaking details

Am I the only one who smiled at that?


right there with ya
 
2012-10-03 11:57:30 AM
This begs the question "What would Jesus do?".

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 11:57:33 AM

vernonFL: Wine enemas are a good way to die.

It hits your bloodstream faster, your body can't process it quickly enough, you get alcohol poisoning, and you die.


Diet Coke and Mentos would be much safer.
 
2012-10-03 11:57:54 AM
Well then let me ass a question... how'd your BAC get so high?
 
2012-10-03 11:59:01 AM
This guy's story is keeping my schadenfreude levels high. I can't stop laughing
 
2012-10-03 11:59:10 AM
Butt chugger? Sounds like a great name for a band!

And it looks like the Streisand Effect is in full effect here... dumbasses.
 
2012-10-03 11:59:26 AM

Salmon: Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?


I got more of a Batman vibe:

nananananananana

nananananananana

BUTT CHUG.
 
2012-10-03 11:59:54 AM

offmymeds: This begs the question "What would Jesus do?".

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Laugh his ass off?

www.acts24.com
 
2012-10-03 12:00:20 PM
Really shows the mentality of your typical over-priviledged frat retard. Buy your friends, purchase your way through life and sue anyone who gets in your way.
 
2012-10-03 12:01:21 PM
Could the reason be he is only threatening legal action and has not filed suit is that evidence would prove he was sodomized by Ernest and Julio Gallo's vines?

Also, how humiliating for his frat brothers to have to stand at his rear during that press conference.
 
2012-10-03 12:01:24 PM

cleveoh: Salmon: Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?

I got more of a Batman vibe:

nananananananana

nananananananana

BUTT CHUG.


Rollin' down the street
Smokin' indo,
butt chugin' gin and juice
(laid back)
 
2012-10-03 12:02:29 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: offmymeds: This begs the question "What would Jesus do?".

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x312]

Laugh his ass off?

[www.acts24.com image 329x400]


www.philosyphia.com
 
2012-10-03 12:02:53 PM
Remember that part in the Bible where Jesus sues that guy? Me neither.
 
2012-10-03 12:03:55 PM

cleveoh: Salmon: Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?

I got more of a Batman vibe:

nananananananana

nananananananana

BUTT CHUG.


I'm going with Pat Benatar's "Hearbreaker."

"You're a...Butt Chugger. BAC raiser...."

The real challenge is working rectal bleeding into it.
 
2012-10-03 12:04:04 PM

offmymeds: Smoky Dragon Dish: offmymeds: This begs the question "What would Jesus do?".

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x312]

Laugh his ass off?

[www.acts24.com image 329x400]

[www.philosyphia.com image 200x212]


www.garylellis.org
 
2012-10-03 12:04:14 PM
The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.
 
2012-10-03 12:04:25 PM
Subby from the first one here. This story deserves "one for the road", or "dirt road" anyway.
 
2012-10-03 12:06:35 PM

GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Krymson Tyde: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7361019/79775384#c79775384" target="_blank">GAT_00</a>:</b> <i>Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
[i232.photobucket.com image 235x95]

I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.

Don't take it so personally.

Not a fan of being associated with these morons.</i>

I understand so I'm going to make a preemptive apology for the next one.
GAT, I'm sorry.

Did the butt chuggers at least <a target="_blank" href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the -showers.htm">shower properly</a> after their drunken debauchery?

I failLink

Just saying, if you think these idiots invented this, you're out of your mind. And don't think everyone around here hasn't been making fun of this. It has actually made people respect frat guys less, which I wasn't aware was actually possible since they didn't have any respect in the first place.


I didn't say they invented it. I'm just making fun of them like pretty much everybody else is.
 
2012-10-03 12:06:42 PM

TwoBeersOneCan: What's hilarious is his obvious sexual insecurity. I don't recall anything in the media implying he was homosexual, unless reporting that he willingly sticks things in his ass implies he's homosexual, which it shouldn't.


"Gay! Who are you calling gay! I'm a Christian! Say, I love the way those jeans hug your ass. And that bulge. Oh please tell me it's real! Care to get a cup of coffee with me?"
 
2012-10-03 12:06:56 PM

montex: The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.


I think he also forgets that by not crawing away with his tail between his legs, this is going to be his legacy forever.
 
2012-10-03 12:08:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 12:10:02 PM

bentleypm: Remember that part in the Bible where Jesus sues that guy? Me neither.


Yeah, Jesus rode an ass. He didn't pour wine in his ass.
 
2012-10-03 12:11:19 PM

mattharvest: What's amazing is that, with all the evidence against this kids version of events, his lawyer is still bad enough to sue. It sounds fully specious, he might even get counter sued,


He also doesn't seem to realize that police reports are public record and therefore don't come under HIPPA. Don't want your medical business spalshed all over the front page? Don't make it necessary for the police to be involved int he decision to rush you to the hospital

This kid made a BAD choice, before he was a semi0anonymous part of story whse focuse was on the PRACTICE of Butt-chugging, not the random drunken idiot who did it. NOW however this kid's name is permanently attached to the story, as are his hilarious denials. His only hope is to Trademark the name "Tenessee Butt-chugger" and hope the merchandising rights give him an income stream that helps ease the pain of his newfound infamy
 
2012-10-03 12:11:25 PM
What? Nobody's mentioned Red Hot Catholic Love yet? Fark, you are failing me. 

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2012-10-03 12:12:44 PM
So wait... you drank so much that you damn near killed yourself... abused your body to the point that you almost died... but I'm supposed to believe that your deep Christian faith is why I should believe you didn't take it up the ass? That seems pretty ridiculous, kid, but good job getting so many good clear pictures of yourself in a story associated with taking wine up the butt... this will surely in no way come back to cause problems later.
 
2012-10-03 12:14:38 PM
As a Christian when caught in position where I am clearly in the wrong, I do like this guy and appeal to my detractor's sympathy for Jesus. It usually works. Buffoons.
 
2012-10-03 12:14:58 PM
ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-03 12:16:44 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. 
 
2012-10-03 12:18:32 PM

Lord Schtupp: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger.


Years from now, someone will google Alexander P. Broughton, and this discussion thread will appear.
 
2012-10-03 12:18:53 PM
Alexander P. Broughton, 20, is threatening to take legal action, claiming that 'as a Christian' he would 'never desecrate his body' in such a way. He also says media reports have implied he is gay, which he isn't.

One, you joined a frat. Two, you imbibed enough wine (!), anally, to pass out and have to taken to the E-Room.

Preponderance of evidence is against you. Guilty of being a homosexual. NTTAWWT.

/ just accept it and get on with your life
// we just don't care
 
2012-10-03 12:19:13 PM

Darkrover2: Also, how humiliating for his frat brothers to have to stand at his rear during that press conference.


I hear you can get a pretty good buzz if you're standing downwind when he farts.
 
2012-10-03 12:19:27 PM

66dude: Butt chugger? Sounds like a great name for a band!

And it looks like the Streisand Effect is in full effect here... dumbasses.


I personally like the more proper "Alcohol Enema Incident".
 
2012-10-03 12:20:06 PM
Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
i.dailymail.co.uk 


/sad and lonely, don't judge me
 
2012-10-03 12:22:12 PM

montex: The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.


Most Christians generally do not need any help looking bad. They are actually quite good at being insufferable self righteous bigots.
 
2012-10-03 12:22:43 PM

Mog32Kupo: Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406] 


/sad and lonely, don't judge me


She's wearing a thong, I do believe.
 
2012-10-03 12:24:34 PM
This is why parts of the world hate us.
We butt chug booze, then hide behind Jesus.
 
2012-10-03 12:26:16 PM
For extra fun, imagine the commercial for that old Crossfire boardgame, but with "Butt Chugger" instead of "Crossfire"
 
2012-10-03 12:27:15 PM
Could someone please show me in the Bible where Jesus says it is just fine and Christian to get tanked on cheap box wine if you drink it orally, but is is completely forbidden to pour the same wine up your arse? Because I don't remember that from Sunday school.

Also, Streisand effect.

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2012-10-03 12:27:48 PM
Butt chugging.....this is new.

Think it would work with a keg?
 
2012-10-03 12:27:56 PM

Magorn: He also doesn't seem to realize that police reports are public record and therefore don't come under HIPPA.


The police report isn't protected by HIPPA, but any medical treatment he received is.
 
2012-10-03 12:27:58 PM
And one more thing: butt chugging isn't gay. It's not like he did it with a bunch of dudes standing around, holding up the box wine, steadying the hose, and urging him to do more to show his Greek pride.

/ it's mega-gay
// Liberace told them to tone it down a bit
 
2012-10-03 12:28:55 PM
I keep getting this feeling of deja vu with this story...where have I seen a disgraced butt-chugger continue to protest too loudly (in the face of overwhelming evidence) to the point that you almost feel embarrassed for him? Even moreso when in desperation he begins to panick and retroactively invoke Jesus and religion?
i76.photobucket.com
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2012-10-03 12:29:33 PM

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I don't understand why this is supposed to be funny. Is this a TV ad I'm unaware of?
 
2012-10-03 12:29:34 PM

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I want to help the cause!

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2012-10-03 12:30:00 PM
When encountering a buttchugger after they have taken a good deep pull of the Franzia enema, it is great fun to tell them a funny joke. 
 
Try it, their spit-takes are epic.
 
Oaky with fruit and corn undertones.
 
2012-10-03 12:30:06 PM
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
 
2012-10-03 12:30:12 PM

BobDeluxe: Butt chugging.....this is new.

Think it would work with a keg?


I think you would have to do a keg stand.
 
2012-10-03 12:30:19 PM
Ah, and in this particular case, I would actually say that the kid isn't gay. Did I miss something? When did anyone say anything about his sexuality? The first I heard of it was him bringing it up.
 
2012-10-03 12:30:20 PM
Can we call you Chuggy?
 
2012-10-03 12:30:33 PM

CJHardin: montex: The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.

Most Christians generally do not need any help looking bad. They are actually quite good at being insufferable self righteous bigots.


You're not helping your ilk any with the same kind of bigotry
 
2012-10-03 12:30:40 PM

Diogenes: cleveoh: Salmon: Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?

I got more of a Batman vibe:

nananananananana

nananananananana

BUTT CHUG.

I'm going with Pat Benatar's "Hearbreaker."

"You're a...Butt Chugger. BAC raiser...."

The real challenge is working rectal bleeding into it.


How it sounded in my head: to the tune of White Wedding,

"It's a... nice day for some... BUTT CHUGGING!"
 
2012-10-03 12:32:32 PM
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2012-10-03 12:33:36 PM

Mog32Kupo: Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406] 


/sad and lonely, don't judge me


Dat Ass
 
2012-10-03 12:34:31 PM

kid_icarus: Ah, and in this particular case, I would actually say that the kid isn't gay. Did I miss something? When did anyone say anything about his sexuality? The first I heard of it was him bringing it up.


I think it has more to do with the fact that something was in his bum. It's ghey if anything goes in your bum. If you're left torn and bloody.. well... that's SUPERGHEY!
 
2012-10-03 12:34:40 PM

Generation_D: So is he going to claim he passed out drinking normally then his frat bothers raped him with a botha bag full of wine?

Stick with being the butt chugger, kid.


Are you implying that he's not a Volunteer?
 
2012-10-03 12:35:09 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Mog32Kupo: Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406] 


/sad and lonely, don't judge me

She's wearing a thong, I do believe.


That's the first thing I spotted in the photo.
 
2012-10-03 12:35:16 PM
Why yes, I do believe I did hear that...
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And he tosses a very nice salad too.
 
2012-10-03 12:37:01 PM

moothemagiccow: basemetal: [cdn.uproxx.com image 396x500]

I don't understand why this is supposed to be funny. Is this a TV ad I'm unaware of?


Stay thirsty, my friends.
 
2012-10-03 12:37:05 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Mog32Kupo: Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406] 


/sad and lonely, don't judge me

She's wearing a thong, I do believe.


Yes, I concur. That appears to be a thong. Always an excellent choice when you plan to squat in a dress. Yes indeed.
 
2012-10-03 12:37:10 PM

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He also goes by Xander, according to the video: Link

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2012-10-03 12:38:06 PM
You know what I heard Alexander P. Broughton likes to do?
 
2012-10-03 12:39:07 PM

BobDeluxe: Smoky Dragon Dish: Mog32Kupo: Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406] 


/sad and lonely, don't judge me

She's wearing a thong, I do believe.

Yes, I concur. That appears to be a thong. Always an excellent choice when you plan to squat in a dress. Yes indeed.


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It's easy access...
 
2012-10-03 12:40:37 PM
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a thing." because Jesus.
 
2012-10-03 12:40:56 PM
He will make a good Tenn. GOP senator some day.
 
2012-10-03 12:41:55 PM
This is going to be bigger than the Illinois Enema Bandit.
 
2012-10-03 12:43:34 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: BobDeluxe: Smoky Dragon Dish: Mog32Kupo: Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
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/sad and lonely, don't judge me

She's wearing a thong, I do believe.

Yes, I concur. That appears to be a thong. Always an excellent choice when you plan to squat in a dress. Yes indeed.

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Xander Broughton has a twitter account. Link
 
2012-10-03 12:44:16 PM
leave it alone kid and it will go away quicker
 
2012-10-03 12:44:20 PM
Wait, did somebody say this dude went to Christian Bros High School in Memphis? The all-male, Catholic school??

Just sayin....
 
2012-10-03 12:44:42 PM

Huntceet: Dat Ass


ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-03 12:45:40 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: He also goes by Xander, according to the video: Link

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Oh, his douchiness is now complete. Or should I say, his enema-iness.

ATTENTION WORLD:

XANDER P. BROUGHTON, BUTT CHUGGER, WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT HE IS WHINING ABOUT BEING BUSTED SHOVING WINE UP HIS BUTT.

XANDER P. BROUGHTON IS A WHINY BUSTED WINE BUTT CHUGGER.

That is all.
 
2012-10-03 12:45:52 PM

PallMall: Huntceet: Dat Ass

[ytrewq.com image 480x324]


+1
 
2012-10-03 12:46:32 PM

JackieRabbit: Well, of course this poor, misunderstood, Christian boy isn't gay. It isn't gay to suck cocks through the hole between the stalls of the mens room on the third floor of the library. Everyone knows that. Neither is writing "Thursday 10/4 9 - 10. Show hard!" on the wall of said stall. It's all just good wholesome college fun.


Just boys being boys. I mean, sucking off a line of dudes for approval into the frat, isn't that what Jesus wants? Well, that and being punched in the butthole with a box of wine.
 
2012-10-03 12:46:54 PM
The butt chugger clearly has no idea how Search Engine optimization works.
 
2012-10-03 12:50:26 PM
This Alex Broughton from facebook is not amused by Xander's shenanigans...

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-03 12:55:12 PM
for what it's worth, 'Tennessee Cockwaggler and the Alabama Butt-Chuggers' is an AWESOME name for a blues band.
 
2012-10-03 12:55:20 PM
oneguyrambling.com
 
2012-10-03 12:59:33 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female guests one of our brother's gastrointestinal tracts -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!
 
2012-10-03 01:00:52 PM
Of all the men who drank at P-K-E
They say he butt chugged away

Branded

Scorned as the one who butt chugs
 
2012-10-03 01:01:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 01:03:12 PM

canaryfarmer: [i.imgur.com image 299x179]


Xander Broughton, Alexander Broughton, Alex Broughton

butt-chugger.
 
2012-10-03 01:09:09 PM
The buttchuggers press conference is comedy gold. It's a miracle none of the fraternity members laughed when he said buttchugging over and over.

Link
 
2012-10-03 01:09:16 PM
Just putting it out there, but if you do something like this and die from alcohol poisoning, then odds are you did humanity a favor. Carry on gentlemen, I'll even buy you a new funnel.
 
2012-10-03 01:11:11 PM
This kid would be so much better off if he just stated something like "I was so drunk I don't know what happened. I don't have any recollection of buttchugging or much of anything else from that day".

Lots of kids do dumbass things at college. But denying that it happened and suing? He will forever be known as the buttchugger.
 
2012-10-03 01:13:33 PM
Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!

Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole

I said you are an asshole

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabiatch I've ever seen in my life
Was his name...
One Two Three Four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about Leather
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:
Who had just blew in from Spain
Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
The tale of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With Kona.
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic Hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
Next Thursday, teen town's finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yourself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yorr poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Fist fark
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Wrist-watch; Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Pud!

Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute
(etc., repeats)
 
2012-10-03 01:14:44 PM
Sorry, Alexander, but if you get together with your guy friends and start doing alcohol enemas then you are most definitely gay. Well, either gay or bisexual. But you are most definitely not completely straight, not that there is anything wrong with that. Instead of suing you should be throwing the cops a fabulous soiree for helping you sashay out of that walk in closet where you have been living.
 
2012-10-03 01:15:19 PM
Do a Google search right now for 'Butt Chugger' and see whose name comes up 1st... and 2nd, and 3rd.
The press conference pic is darkly funny with his frat bros standing behind him with their hands clasped together over their crotches.
This will dog him for decades. Might as well have it on his resume, the fool.
 
2012-10-03 01:15:22 PM

Gramma: This kid would be so much better off if he just stated something like "I was so drunk I don't know what happened. I don't have any recollection of buttchugging or much of anything else from that day".

Lots of kids do dumbass things at college. But denying that it happened and suing? He will forever be known as the buttchugger.


Streisand effect
 
2012-10-03 01:15:52 PM

Diogenes: cleveoh: Salmon: Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?

I got more of a Batman vibe:

nananananananana

nananananananana

BUTT CHUG.

I'm going with Pat Benatar's "Hearbreaker."

"You're a...Butt Chugger. BAC raiser...."

The real challenge is working rectal bleeding into it.


Did someone say 'rectal bleeding'? Link

\my spoon is too big
 
2012-10-03 01:17:14 PM
...the school suspended the campus fraternity until at least 2015.

At first I thought, whoa, all the way till 2015! Then I realized that it's almost 2013, and that I'm old.

/Still feels like 1990 was ten years ago
 
2012-10-03 01:24:41 PM

Diogenes: 'I would never do such a thing,' he said. 'I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.'

But you'll play drinking games to the degree that you'll pass out and shiat yourself so hard you damage your rectum?

Plausible deniability FAIL aside, Jesus would be so proud of you, kid.

And God's law? What, is that one of those obscure laws in Leviticus or something?


Yeah, OK, kid, you just DRANK enough booze to get pants-shiattingly drunk. Because that's so much more in line with what god wanted you to do. Go with that.
 
2012-10-03 01:29:20 PM
If as he claims he was not actually butt chugging, how then did his anus become remarkable?

Because if the choices are an alchohol enema or my fraternity brothers, I personally would go with the butt chugging story.

NTTAWWT.
 
2012-10-03 01:33:01 PM
laist.com

Approves. 

/laughing my ass off as a de-pledged college student
//Greek life: preparing the burnouts leaders of tomorrow.
 
2012-10-03 01:35:12 PM

namegoeshere: If as he claims he was not actually butt chugging, how then did his anus become remarkable?

Because if the choices are an alchohol enema or my fraternity brothers, I personally would go with the butt chugging story.

NTTAWWT.


"On Tuesday, the student and his attorney claimed that Broughton sustained his rectal injuries when, unconscious, a fraternity member tried to raise him off the floor and, "used my belt to lift me up, which caused my shorts to be forced into my crotch area, at which time I was told that I defecated on myself," according to a new release." 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 01:36:12 PM
Tthere's been some progress in TN. Back in my day, a man would have been branded gay for just for drinking wine. At least now it takes an ass full.
 
2012-10-03 01:38:31 PM
I feel sorry for him. One day you're a college student, and then you wake up and for the REST OF YOUR LIFE you are the Tennessee Butt Chugger. I think the only way for him to move forward is to embrace it, announcing proudly to one and all that he is the one, the only, Tennessee Butt Chugger!
 
2012-10-03 01:40:18 PM
Wait until he's on the wrong side of thirty, dejected over another failed relationship, closed up in the dark and dank of his one bedroom efficiency apartment, butt chugging tall boy after tall boy so he can once again figure out how to fall asleep again that night. Butt chugging isn't a joke. Butt chugging isn't a game. Butt chugging can ruin your life.

That and texting while driving or inhaling duster.
 
2012-10-03 01:45:08 PM

qualtrough: I feel sorry for him. One day you're a college student, and then you wake up and for the REST OF YOUR LIFE you are the Tennessee Butt Chugger. I think the only way for him to move forward is to embrace it, announcing proudly to one and all that he is the one, the only, Tennessee Butt Chugger!


Sorry? Why feel sorry for him?

He shoved a funnel in his ass and had his fraternity brothers pour a wine into his butthole. Know all of those stereotypes about frat dudes being major closet cases? This is exactly why.
 
2012-10-03 01:49:02 PM

spentmiles: Wait until he's on the wrong side of thirty, dejected over another failed relationship, closed up in the dark and dank of his one bedroom efficiency apartment, butt chugging tall boy after tall boy so he can once again figure out how to fall asleep again that night. Butt chugging isn't a joke. Butt chugging isn't a game. Butt chugging can ruin your life.

That and texting while driving or inhaling duster.


I was just thinking "here, oh where, is spentmiles, when here we have a thread tailor-made for him" and then....
 
2012-10-03 01:50:10 PM
Does anybody remember that the original assumption was his butt injuries were due to being sodomized? Is this whole thing to get the hospital to announce "these pikas are fine christian lads. In fact they don't begin screwing each other up the ass until they have had enough box wine to knock a frat boy unconscious"?

Personally, I think the doctors/hospital/deep pockets in question should announce a press conference and go over any possible hypothesis in complete detail.
 
2012-10-03 01:52:16 PM
Tennessee Butt Chug. Isn't that some kind of Whiskey?
 
2012-10-03 01:52:46 PM
therookies.files.wordpress.com
www.gogenlab.com

Hey, man. Want to split this?
 
2012-10-03 01:55:17 PM

canaryfarmer: namegoeshere: If as he claims he was not actually butt chugging, how then did his anus become remarkable?

Because if the choices are an alchohol enema or my fraternity brothers, I personally would go with the butt chugging story.

NTTAWWT.

"On Tuesday, the student and his attorney claimed that Broughton sustained his rectal injuries when, unconscious, a fraternity member tried to raise him off the floor and, "used my belt to lift me up, which caused my shorts to be forced into my crotch area, at which time I was told that I defecated on myself," according to a new release." 

[i.imgur.com image 480x360]


You know, I must be getting old/growing a conscience. Either that or the fact that my children are magnitudes closer to college age than I am is freaking me out. (Although FSM willing I have taught them well enough to avoid butt chugging and all those who participate in such) I was about to link the campus police reports which state that he was not the only fraternity member with bloody boxers that night, and that the house was covered in blood, including the toilet seats. But then I started feeling really bad for this kid, who is an idiot but no more or less than thousands of other twentyish college kid idiots. And I remembered that although I am happy to be able to say I graduated without ever once shoving alchohol up my ass, I certainly did my share of stupid shiat and am really freakin glad the internet/ facebook/ cell phone cams were not a thing when I was a twentyish stupid college kid.

So while I won't go so far as to white knight this butt chugging idiot, I'm going to lay off, or at least feel bad for each and every thing I said about him being a whiny busted wine butt chugging idiot. Because the parent in me is a teensy bit worried that he won't be able to take the heat and will end up killing himself over this. Which he shouldn't do. Because really, B.C. is not the worst college nickname ever. This will... well, no. This will never go away, the internet being forever and all. Lesson learned and pass it on. But the internet has the collective attention span of a squirrell with ADHD and if he shuts up and transfers, keeps his head down and does his schoolwork and not much else for a year or two, we will soon find another shiny thing on which to focus.
 
2012-10-03 01:56:32 PM

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He also goes by Xander, according to the video: Link

Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Brough ...


Hmm...Xander...where have I heard that name before?

www.deviantart.com

Oh right.
 
2012-10-03 02:04:06 PM
God forbid that the world has already figured out this kid is your standard issue closeted Young Republican knob goblin. Oh, no, he's not a self-loathing pillow-biter in denial.
 
2012-10-03 02:06:19 PM

Ed Grubermann: God forbid that the world has already figured out this kid is your standard issue closeted Young Republican knob goblin. Oh, no, he's not a self-loathing pillow-biter in denial.


To be honest, I don't see this guy being smart enough to form or even recognize political opinions.
 
2012-10-03 02:07:43 PM

qualtrough: I feel sorry for him. One day you're a college student, and then you wake up and for the REST OF YOUR LIFE you are the Tennessee Butt Chugger. I think the only way for him to move forward is to embrace it, announcing proudly to one and all that he is the one, the only, Tennessee Butt Chugger!


The Tennessee Butt Chuggers, aren't they a farm league baseball team? I think I saw them play the Minnesota Ass Bandits on TV once.
 
2012-10-03 02:07:45 PM
Best comment stolen from press release website:

It's just a matter of time before they find out he was doping and they strip him of his Tour de Franzia title.
 
2012-10-03 02:08:48 PM
This is just a simple Bible mistranslation. Jesus doesn't Butt-chug wine, he chugs butt-wine. Common mistake.
 
2012-10-03 02:09:52 PM
Like I'm going to believe these assholes over the hospital and police report. And now showing up in public together to defend your bro while he lies only makes you look like bigger douchebags.

Should have just kept quiet, now they made all frats and UT as a whole look idiotic.
 
2012-10-03 02:15:59 PM

Ed Grubermann: God forbid that the world has already figured out this kid is your standard issue closeted Young Republican knob goblin. Oh, no, he's not a self-loathing pillow-biter in denial.


Frankly, as a pillow-biting knob goblin, I find that comment rather insulting ;-)
 
2012-10-03 02:17:12 PM
s8.postimage.org
 
2012-10-03 02:19:01 PM
i.imgur.com

Anyone else find it strange they still use dageurotypes to take pictures at the Knoxville campus?

BTW I'm totally with you about the reporter in the turquoise dress, Mog32Kupo. From that angle she looks fantastic.
 
2012-10-03 02:23:29 PM

Mog32Kupo: Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406] 


/sad and lonely, don't judge me


Butt-chugger. Butt-flosser. Together at last.
 
2012-10-03 02:25:37 PM
This story keeps getting better and this thread is killing me. I love how the attorney just wants to sue everyone associated with spreading the story but keeps saying 'butt chugging' over and over.
/Alexander P. Broughton, butt chugger
 
2012-10-03 02:26:44 PM

NateAsbestos: [i.imgur.com image 652x726]

Anyone else find it strange they still use dageurotypes daguerreotypes to take pictures at the Knoxville campus?

BTW I'm totally with you about the reporter in the turquoise dress, Mog32Kupo. From that angle she looks fantastic.


FTFM. Damn Firefox not spell checking!
 
2012-10-03 02:34:02 PM

KarmicDisaster: Tennessee Butt Chug. Isn't that some kind of Whiskey?



The Tennessee butt chugger was long and lean
The color of the sun and his eyes were green
He had the nerve and he had the plugger
And there never was a hoss like the Tennessee butt chugger

 
 
2012-10-03 02:35:38 PM
At UC Berkeley, Pikes (members of Pi Kappa Alpha) are known for their use of roofies and just being sketchy. And judging by this thread, they have horrible reputations everywhere else as well. Hard to believe Jon Stewart (yes, that Jon Stewart) was a member of such an organization.
 
2012-10-03 02:38:06 PM

JackieRabbit: Well, of course this poor, misunderstood, Christian boy isn't gay. It isn't gay to suck cocks through the hole between the stalls of the mens room on the third floor of the library. Everyone knows that. Neither is writing "Thursday 10/4 9 - 10. Show hard!" on the wall of said stall. It's all just good wholesome college fun.


why do I have the feeling that this guy will have a future in the Republican party?
 
2012-10-03 02:38:42 PM
Remember me my darling,
When Spring is in the air,
And the bald-headed birds are whispering everywhere.
When you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear,
That's the Tennessee Butt-Chugg!

/the extra "g" stands for "Quality."
 
2012-10-03 02:39:28 PM
Opa Butt Chug style, ope, ope, ope, ope, ope, opa butt chug style

Fran-zi-a is the best wine when it's time fo butt chuggin...
It may be cheap blush pink wosay but dat hose I be a fuggin...
My co-pilot Jesus said I ain't doin dat fo nuttin...
And now I out in front wit my lawyer all of a sudden..

Opa Butt Chug st....wow, nice thong
 
2012-10-03 02:54:05 PM
To the theme from "Goldfinger":

Butt Chugger (wah wahhhhhhh wah)
He's the man, the man with the wine-stained butt
He chugged too much...

/I suppose it's far too late to offer my apologies to John Barry. & Shirley Bassey. & Ian Fleming.
 
2012-10-03 02:58:16 PM
Okay fine! You talked me into it.Here you go. (Gets good on page 4) But if this kid does an hero, I'm going to feel really bad.

/you win this round, inner asshat!
 
2012-10-03 03:13:13 PM

Freud's Cigar: Wait, did somebody say this dude went to Christian Bros High School in Memphis? The all-male, Catholic school??

Just sayin....


The all male Catholic school run by GUYS WHO MAKE BRANDY IN THEIR SPARE TIME?
 
2012-10-03 03:16:56 PM

namegoeshere: Okay fine! You talked me into it.Here you go. (Gets good on page 4) But if this kid does an hero, I'm going to feel really bad.

/you win this round, inner asshat!

"I entered the house on the North East side court yard door I observed two sets of golf clubs in bags, and a empty wine box."


If he wasn't butt chugging, I think I can guess the source of the rectal damage.
 
2012-10-03 03:18:48 PM

Generation_D: So is he going to claim he passed out drinking normally then his frat bothers raped him with a botha bag full of wine?

Stick with being the butt chugger, kid.


butt chugger.


If he was going with that, which would have been totally believeable, then why the lawyer? If he was forcefully sodomized with a rubber tube and wine, you'd go to the police, not try to sue people for slander or whatever. He wouldn't have to worry about people thinking he was gay if it was forced.
 
2012-10-03 03:20:12 PM

canaryfarmer: [i.imgur.com image 299x179]


That's pretty good.
 
2012-10-03 03:24:36 PM

namegoeshere: Okay fine! You talked me into it.Here you go. (Gets good on page 4) But if this kid does an hero, I'm going to feel really bad.

/you win this round, inner asshat!


After reading that I have to say, even if everything that kids says is true and no butt chugging was involved, if I were him I would stop holding press conferences. Drinking to the point of shiatting yourself, drinking yourself almost to death and being passed out drunk to the point that you are sodomized/raped without your knowledge is not a whole lot less humiliating than butt chugging.

/I predicted cell phone images of the guy passed out while getting a broom stick up his butt will be discovered shortly.
 
2012-10-03 03:26:10 PM
OK, here's what has been bothering me about this whole situation...

According to the reports I've read, Mr. Broughton was attending a "blackout party" at the fraternity. I'm assuming that the purpose of such a party is to imbibe alcohol until you black out (please correct me if I'm wrong). Mr. Broughton decided to reach the blackout stage by consuming his alcohol rectally via an enema. When the police found him, Mr. Broughton had sustained rectal injuries bad enough to be hospitalized (never mind the damage done to his body by his high BAC).

Now, I know a little bit about giving enemas and they generally do not cause such horrific injuries. Sure, there may be some tearing if inserted improperly, but nothing that would make you have to go to the ER.

So what caused the damage? Let's examine the facts:

***A party that consists of mostly dudes who are participating is a hazing ritual (IE, something that is meant to make the initiates uncomfortable/embarassed/humiliated etc.)
***Alcohol, specifically being consumed to the point of unconscienceness
***Unusual things being inserted into people's bodily orifices
***A social group who has been known to take things too far

THIS IS JUST A THEORY, MIND YOU*, but I believe that Mr. Broughton was given the alcohol enema, passed out, and then was sodomized by one or more of his frat brothers. That's the only thing that I can think of that would cause that kind of damage.

*Emphasis just in case Mr. Broughton is reading this thread. Mr. Broughton, if you are reading this, if that happened it does not make you gay--it makes you a victim. Forget about your loyalty to your "brothers," make sure that if you suspect that's what happened to you that you report it and bring those sick farks to justice.
 
2012-10-03 03:28:51 PM

TacoBeelzebub: OK, here's what has been bothering me about this whole situation...

According to the reports I've read, Mr. Broughton was attending a "blackout party" at the fraternity. I'm assuming that the purpose of such a party is to imbibe alcohol until you black out (please correct me if I'm wrong). Mr. Broughton decided to reach the blackout stage by consuming his alcohol rectally via an enema. When the police found him, Mr. Broughton had sustained rectal injuries bad enough to be hospitalized (never mind the damage done to his body by his high BAC).

Now, I know a little bit about giving enemas and they generally do not cause such horrific injuries. Sure, there may be some tearing if inserted improperly, but nothing that would make you have to go to the ER.

So what caused the damage? Let's examine the facts:

***A party that consists of mostly dudes who are participating is a hazing ritual (IE, something that is meant to make the initiates uncomfortable/embarassed/humiliated etc.)
***Alcohol, specifically being consumed to the point of unconscienceness
***Unusual things being inserted into people's bodily orifices
***A social group who has been known to take things too far

THIS IS JUST A THEORY, MIND YOU*, but I believe that Mr. Broughton was given the alcohol enema, passed out, and then was sodomized by one or more of his frat brothers. That's the only thing that I can think of that would cause that kind of damage.

*Emphasis just in case Mr. Broughton is reading this thread. Mr. Broughton, if you are reading this, if that happened it does not make you gay--it makes you a victim. Forget about your loyalty to your "brothers," make sure that if you suspect that's what happened to you that you report it and bring those sick farks to justice.


The fact that he didn't want the SANE kit (or whatever it was called) results released to the police makes me wonder if you're right.
 
2012-10-03 03:29:47 PM
So his BAC was somewhere over .30 but he has perfect recall of everything he did that night; and he's sees unexplained anal trauma as better than admitting to butt-chugging?

Give that man a million dollars - he's earned it.
 
2012-10-03 03:31:02 PM
FTFA: Broughton was rushed to the University of Tennessee Medical Center last month unconscious with an injured rectum and a blood-alcohol level more than five times the legal limit.

This farking annoys me to no end every time I see it in an article. Unless he was engaged in operating a vehicle (which he wasn't), there is no legal limit for blood alcohol.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I'd love to be in the courtroom when he brings the lawsuit:

"So, you claim you never received an alcohol enema?"

"I swear, I engaged in no such activity."

"Could you explain to the court then, how it came to be that you had explosive diarrhea all over yourself which consisted of mostly wine? Pink wine, at that?"

"I plead the fif."
 
2012-10-03 03:32:31 PM

THX 1138: FTFA: Broughton was rushed to the University of Tennessee Medical Center last month unconscious with an injured rectum and a blood-alcohol level more than five times the legal limit.

This farking annoys me to no end every time I see it in an article. Unless he was engaged in operating a vehicle (which he wasn't), there is no legal limit for blood alcohol.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I'd love to be in the courtroom when he brings the lawsuit:

"So, you claim you never received an alcohol enema?"

"I swear, I engaged in no such activity."

"Could you explain to the court then, how it came to be that you had explosive diarrhea all over yourself which consisted of mostly wine? Pink wine, at that?"

"I plead the fif."


He's a minor. He can't be drunk.
 
2012-10-03 03:32:36 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Lord Schtupp: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger.

Years from now, someone will google Alexander P. Broughton, and this discussion thread will appear.


Well if you google "Butt chugger" this thread is the 10th one down.

/butt chugger!
 
2012-10-03 03:39:41 PM

On The Wrong Throne: Smoky Dragon Dish: Lord Schtupp: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger.

Years from now, someone will google Alexander P. Broughton, and this discussion thread will appear.

Well if you google "Butt chugger" this thread is the 10th one down.

/butt chugger!


Just 10th? We need to do better than that...
 
2012-10-03 03:41:23 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Lord Schtupp: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger.

Years from now, someone will google Alexander P. Broughton, and this discussion thread will appear.


Google gives 384000 hits on his name.
 
2012-10-03 03:44:24 PM

moothemagiccow: basemetal: [cdn.uproxx.com image 396x500]

I don't understand why this is supposed to be funny. Is this a TV ad I'm unaware of?


Yes. The old guy with the beard appears in a series of ads for Dos Equis, a Mexican beer. At some point in the ads he says "I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink Dos Equis." The ads are on youtube.
 
2012-10-03 04:04:39 PM
Well, I'm butt-chuggin,
Check it and seeeeee.
I got a level over oh-point-four-threeeeee.
 
2012-10-03 04:21:11 PM
What, what, in the butt
What, what, in the butt
 
2012-10-03 04:22:44 PM
The sorostitutes at UGA were doing wine enemas in the 90s. Supposedly the police were baffled at first, because the girls would get pulled over driving while obviously drunk but would still pass the breathalyzer (which was the whole point of the enemas).
/Athens, hipsters, wine enemas before they were called butt chugging, blah blah
 
2012-10-03 04:34:58 PM
"You've got poop on your face, and a burger in your butt!"

Also "What what in the butt"

Google them.
 
2012-10-03 04:37:12 PM
Fark is now #6 for Butt Chugger GIS. But don't let your iPhone autocorrect that to "Butt Chigger"...you don't want to know what that is.
 
2012-10-03 04:37:48 PM
I hope this poor guy realizes that his attempts at damage control have ruined his reputation far more than just letting the story lie would ever have done.
 
2012-10-03 04:40:53 PM
malcolmdwyer.com

I'm not gay!
 
2012-10-03 04:50:20 PM
Stupid asshole.
 
2012-10-03 04:53:24 PM
Ah America! Where you can be admitted to hospital with rectal injuries and severe alcohol poisoning and then sue the cops for insinuating that you might have been butt chugging. And to accuse a christian of all people! Since we know that christians never do anything monumentally stupid and most certainly aren't gay either.
 
2012-10-03 04:59:49 PM

THX 1138: FTFA: Broughton was rushed to the University of Tennessee Medical Center last month unconscious with an injured rectum and a blood-alcohol level more than five times the legal limit.

This farking annoys me to no end every time I see it in an article. Unless he was engaged in operating a vehicle (which he wasn't), there is no legal limit for blood alcohol.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I'd love to be in the courtroom when he brings the lawsuit:

"So, you claim you never received an alcohol enema?"

"I swear, I engaged in no such activity."

"Could you explain to the court then, how it came to be that you had explosive diarrhea all over yourself which consisted of mostly wine? Pink wine, at that?"

"I plead the fif."


"And what about all the semen?"
 
2012-10-03 05:01:24 PM

ZombiesYall: The sorostitutes at UGA were doing wine enemas in the 90s. Supposedly the police were baffled at first, because the girls would get pulled over driving while obviously drunk but would still pass the breathalyzer (which was the whole point of the enemas).


I'm pretty sure that pouring alcohol into your lungs counts both as Doing It Wrong and as Fatal. The alcohol gets into your breath from your blood, not the other way round.
 
2012-10-03 05:04:06 PM
If you can't remember what you did last night, best to keep quiet about it rather than bring a lot of legal and media attention to what you may or may not have put up your ass.

I'm just sayin.
 
2012-10-03 05:11:45 PM

Diogenes: Ed Grubermann: God forbid that the world has already figured out this kid is your standard issue closeted Young Republican knob goblin. Oh, no, he's not a self-loathing pillow-biter in denial.

Frankly, as a pillow-biting knob goblin, I find that comment rather insulting ;-)


Hopefully you know me well enough to know my contempt is not that he's fruitier than an apple fritter, but that he's a dishonest little turd. (I assume that's what the smiley implied.)
 
2012-10-03 05:15:43 PM

Ed Grubermann: Diogenes: Ed Grubermann: God forbid that the world has already figured out this kid is your standard issue closeted Young Republican knob goblin. Oh, no, he's not a self-loathing pillow-biter in denial.

Frankly, as a pillow-biting knob goblin, I find that comment rather insulting ;-)

Hopefully you know me well enough to know my contempt is not that he's fruitier than an apple fritter, but that he's a dishonest little turd. (I assume that's what the smiley implied.)


Oh definitely. I was just having a bit of fun.
 
2012-10-03 05:17:56 PM

namegoeshere: Okay fine! You talked me into it.Here you go. (Gets good on page 4) But if this kid does an hero, I'm going to feel really bad.

/you win this round, inner asshat!


I love the part where everybody quotes the fraternity bylaws when they're questioned by the police. MORONS!
 
2012-10-03 05:21:18 PM

TacoBeelzebub: namegoeshere: Okay fine! You talked me into it.Here you go. (Gets good on page 4) But if this kid does an hero, I'm going to feel really bad.

/you win this round, inner asshat!

I love the part where everybody quotes the fraternity bylaws when they're questioned by the police. MORONS!


When I was president of my chapter I helped rewrite the by laws. Granted, that was 21 years ago, but I really don't recall a section on "What to do in a butt chugging disaster."
 
2012-10-03 05:26:49 PM
He's a good boy, loves his mama
Loves Jesus and America too
He's a good boy, crazy 'bout Bieber
Loves ponies and his boyfriend too

It's a long day, rushin' in PKA
There's a freeway, runnin' through the yard
And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss him
I'm a bad boy for rapin' his ass

And I'm butt, butt chugin'
Yeah I'm butt, butt chugin'

All the frat boys, walkin' through the valley
Move west down, Ventura Blvd.
And all the bad boys, are standing in the shadows
All the good girls, are home with broken hearts

And I'm butt, I'm butt chugin'
Yeah I'm butt, butt chugin'

I wanna glide down, over Mulholland
I wanna write his, name in the sky
I wanna butt chug, out into nothin'
Gonna leave this, world for awhile

And I'm butt, butt chugin'
Yeah I'm butt, butt chugin'

And I'm butt, butt chugin'
Oh!

butt chugin'
And I'm butt, oh! butt chugin'
 
2012-10-03 06:24:17 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Just look at them out there. What right do they have to condemn me? Parasites.
They think they can defeat a college Republican so easily? They disgust me.
They will regret this day."
 
2012-10-03 06:56:02 PM

JorgiX: At UC Berkeley, Pikes (members of Pi Kappa Alpha) are known for their use of roofies and just being sketchy. And judging by this thread, they have horrible reputations everywhere else as well. Hard to believe Jon Stewart (yes, that Jon Stewart) was a member of such an organization.


Maybe his lack of recollection could be due to roofies in addition to the wine? Get him roofied and have your way with him.
 
2012-10-03 07:45:41 PM
Silly Pikes.
How is it that PKA no matter what university, always seems to me pulling this kind of shenanigans.
 
2012-10-03 07:49:08 PM

montex: The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.


Saying he makes Christians look bad is like saying the fly eggs make the turd look bad.
 
2012-10-03 09:19:16 PM

orbister: ZombiesYall: The sorostitutes at UGA were doing wine enemas in the 90s. Supposedly the police were baffled at first, because the girls would get pulled over driving while obviously drunk but would still pass the breathalyzer (which was the whole point of the enemas).

I'm pretty sure that pouring alcohol into your lungs counts both as Doing It Wrong and as Fatal. The alcohol gets into your breath from your blood, not the other way round.


I was afraid of being wrong about something like that. I wanted to say "they were passing breathalyzers despite being drunk or so I've heard," but that makes it sound like I was the one doing wine enemas. Oh well. It made sense to me when I heard the story that they weren't breathing it out because it wasn't going in their mouths.
 
2012-10-03 11:55:48 PM

66dude: Butt chugger? Sounds like a great name for a band!

And it looks like the Streisand Effect is in full effect here... dumbasses.


I'm going with the full "Tennessee Butt Chugger" for my bluegrass-metal crossover band.
 
2012-10-04 03:22:27 AM

Clockwork Kumquat: 66dude: Butt chugger? Sounds like a great name for a band!

And it looks like the Streisand Effect is in full effect here... dumbasses.

I'm going with the full "Tennessee Butt Chuggers" for my bluegrass-metal crossover band.


Fixed that for you.
 
2012-10-04 08:06:47 AM

ZombiesYall: I was afraid of being wrong about something like that. I wanted to say "they were passing breathalyzers despite being drunk or so I've heard," but that makes it sound like I was the one doing wine enemas. Oh well. It made sense to me when I heard the story that they weren't breathing it out because it wasn't going in their mouths.


Nothing personal - I appreciate you were passing on the story you heard.

My guess is that if they were dumb enough to be in a sorority they were dumb enough to fall for for an "I know how you can drink and still pass a breath test" line from ill intentioned persons who wished to insert various things into their lower orifices.
 
2012-10-04 08:21:25 AM

Theaetetus:
"And what about all the semen?"



There's a demon in me.
 
2012-10-04 09:57:01 AM
If you're drunk, no matter which end the booze goes in, the breathalyzer will catch it. Your lungs work by letting gasses into and out of your blood stream. When you have alcohol in your bloodstream, it passes through the lungs and evaporates into the air in your lungs. When you breath out, its there.

The only way not to have a breathalyzer show alcohol in your system is to not have alcohol in your system. Otherwise, it'll register if you drank it, snorted it, took it by IV, or crammed it up your ass. If you're drunk, it'll know.
 
2012-10-04 02:46:52 PM

Theaetetus: "And what about all the semen?"


They are in the submarine.
 
2012-10-04 10:09:31 PM

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2012-10-05 03:51:25 AM
What the lawyer describes isn't a real Tour de Franzia competition.
 
2012-10-05 09:48:15 PM

Mock26: Clockwork Kumquat: 66dude: Butt chugger? Sounds like a great name for a band!

And it looks like the Streisand Effect is in full effect here... dumbasses.

I'm going with the full "Tennessee Butt Chuggers" for my bluegrass-metal crossover band.

Fixed that for you.


Thanks, but nope; it's singular, like Aerosmith, or Spacehog, or Alien Sex Fiend. The butt chugger is the band collectively, not each of us individually. Though, I wonder about our drummer sometimes.

/it's real in my mind dammit
 
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