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2012-10-03 02:54:05 PM
To the theme from "Goldfinger":

Butt Chugger (wah wahhhhhhh wah)
He's the man, the man with the wine-stained butt
He chugged too much...

/I suppose it's far too late to offer my apologies to John Barry. & Shirley Bassey. & Ian Fleming.
 
2012-10-03 02:58:16 PM
Okay fine! You talked me into it.Here you go. (Gets good on page 4) But if this kid does an hero, I'm going to feel really bad.

/you win this round, inner asshat!
 
2012-10-03 03:13:13 PM

Freud's Cigar: Wait, did somebody say this dude went to Christian Bros High School in Memphis? The all-male, Catholic school??

Just sayin....


The all male Catholic school run by GUYS WHO MAKE BRANDY IN THEIR SPARE TIME?
 
2012-10-03 03:16:56 PM

namegoeshere: Okay fine! You talked me into it.Here you go. (Gets good on page 4) But if this kid does an hero, I'm going to feel really bad.

/you win this round, inner asshat!

"I entered the house on the North East side court yard door I observed two sets of golf clubs in bags, and a empty wine box."


If he wasn't butt chugging, I think I can guess the source of the rectal damage.
 
2012-10-03 03:18:48 PM

Generation_D: So is he going to claim he passed out drinking normally then his frat bothers raped him with a botha bag full of wine?

Stick with being the butt chugger, kid.


butt chugger.


If he was going with that, which would have been totally believeable, then why the lawyer? If he was forcefully sodomized with a rubber tube and wine, you'd go to the police, not try to sue people for slander or whatever. He wouldn't have to worry about people thinking he was gay if it was forced.
 
2012-10-03 03:20:12 PM

canaryfarmer: [i.imgur.com image 299x179]


That's pretty good.
 
2012-10-03 03:24:36 PM

namegoeshere: Okay fine! You talked me into it.Here you go. (Gets good on page 4) But if this kid does an hero, I'm going to feel really bad.

/you win this round, inner asshat!


After reading that I have to say, even if everything that kids says is true and no butt chugging was involved, if I were him I would stop holding press conferences. Drinking to the point of shiatting yourself, drinking yourself almost to death and being passed out drunk to the point that you are sodomized/raped without your knowledge is not a whole lot less humiliating than butt chugging.

/I predicted cell phone images of the guy passed out while getting a broom stick up his butt will be discovered shortly.
 
2012-10-03 03:26:10 PM
OK, here's what has been bothering me about this whole situation...

According to the reports I've read, Mr. Broughton was attending a "blackout party" at the fraternity. I'm assuming that the purpose of such a party is to imbibe alcohol until you black out (please correct me if I'm wrong). Mr. Broughton decided to reach the blackout stage by consuming his alcohol rectally via an enema. When the police found him, Mr. Broughton had sustained rectal injuries bad enough to be hospitalized (never mind the damage done to his body by his high BAC).

Now, I know a little bit about giving enemas and they generally do not cause such horrific injuries. Sure, there may be some tearing if inserted improperly, but nothing that would make you have to go to the ER.

So what caused the damage? Let's examine the facts:

***A party that consists of mostly dudes who are participating is a hazing ritual (IE, something that is meant to make the initiates uncomfortable/embarassed/humiliated etc.)
***Alcohol, specifically being consumed to the point of unconscienceness
***Unusual things being inserted into people's bodily orifices
***A social group who has been known to take things too far

THIS IS JUST A THEORY, MIND YOU*, but I believe that Mr. Broughton was given the alcohol enema, passed out, and then was sodomized by one or more of his frat brothers. That's the only thing that I can think of that would cause that kind of damage.

*Emphasis just in case Mr. Broughton is reading this thread. Mr. Broughton, if you are reading this, if that happened it does not make you gay--it makes you a victim. Forget about your loyalty to your "brothers," make sure that if you suspect that's what happened to you that you report it and bring those sick farks to justice.
 
2012-10-03 03:28:51 PM

TacoBeelzebub: OK, here's what has been bothering me about this whole situation...

According to the reports I've read, Mr. Broughton was attending a "blackout party" at the fraternity. I'm assuming that the purpose of such a party is to imbibe alcohol until you black out (please correct me if I'm wrong). Mr. Broughton decided to reach the blackout stage by consuming his alcohol rectally via an enema. When the police found him, Mr. Broughton had sustained rectal injuries bad enough to be hospitalized (never mind the damage done to his body by his high BAC).

Now, I know a little bit about giving enemas and they generally do not cause such horrific injuries. Sure, there may be some tearing if inserted improperly, but nothing that would make you have to go to the ER.

So what caused the damage? Let's examine the facts:

***A party that consists of mostly dudes who are participating is a hazing ritual (IE, something that is meant to make the initiates uncomfortable/embarassed/humiliated etc.)
***Alcohol, specifically being consumed to the point of unconscienceness
***Unusual things being inserted into people's bodily orifices
***A social group who has been known to take things too far

THIS IS JUST A THEORY, MIND YOU*, but I believe that Mr. Broughton was given the alcohol enema, passed out, and then was sodomized by one or more of his frat brothers. That's the only thing that I can think of that would cause that kind of damage.

*Emphasis just in case Mr. Broughton is reading this thread. Mr. Broughton, if you are reading this, if that happened it does not make you gay--it makes you a victim. Forget about your loyalty to your "brothers," make sure that if you suspect that's what happened to you that you report it and bring those sick farks to justice.


The fact that he didn't want the SANE kit (or whatever it was called) results released to the police makes me wonder if you're right.
 
2012-10-03 03:29:47 PM
So his BAC was somewhere over .30 but he has perfect recall of everything he did that night; and he's sees unexplained anal trauma as better than admitting to butt-chugging?

Give that man a million dollars - he's earned it.
 
2012-10-03 03:31:02 PM
FTFA: Broughton was rushed to the University of Tennessee Medical Center last month unconscious with an injured rectum and a blood-alcohol level more than five times the legal limit.

This farking annoys me to no end every time I see it in an article. Unless he was engaged in operating a vehicle (which he wasn't), there is no legal limit for blood alcohol.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I'd love to be in the courtroom when he brings the lawsuit:

"So, you claim you never received an alcohol enema?"

"I swear, I engaged in no such activity."

"Could you explain to the court then, how it came to be that you had explosive diarrhea all over yourself which consisted of mostly wine? Pink wine, at that?"

"I plead the fif."
 
2012-10-03 03:32:31 PM

THX 1138: FTFA: Broughton was rushed to the University of Tennessee Medical Center last month unconscious with an injured rectum and a blood-alcohol level more than five times the legal limit.

This farking annoys me to no end every time I see it in an article. Unless he was engaged in operating a vehicle (which he wasn't), there is no legal limit for blood alcohol.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I'd love to be in the courtroom when he brings the lawsuit:

"So, you claim you never received an alcohol enema?"

"I swear, I engaged in no such activity."

"Could you explain to the court then, how it came to be that you had explosive diarrhea all over yourself which consisted of mostly wine? Pink wine, at that?"

"I plead the fif."


He's a minor. He can't be drunk.
 
2012-10-03 03:32:36 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Lord Schtupp: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger.

Years from now, someone will google Alexander P. Broughton, and this discussion thread will appear.


Well if you google "Butt chugger" this thread is the 10th one down.

/butt chugger!
 
2012-10-03 03:39:41 PM

On The Wrong Throne: Smoky Dragon Dish: Lord Schtupp: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger.

Years from now, someone will google Alexander P. Broughton, and this discussion thread will appear.

Well if you google "Butt chugger" this thread is the 10th one down.

/butt chugger!


Just 10th? We need to do better than that...
 
2012-10-03 03:41:23 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Lord Schtupp: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger.

Years from now, someone will google Alexander P. Broughton, and this discussion thread will appear.


Google gives 384000 hits on his name.
 
2012-10-03 03:44:24 PM

moothemagiccow: basemetal: [cdn.uproxx.com image 396x500]

I don't understand why this is supposed to be funny. Is this a TV ad I'm unaware of?


Yes. The old guy with the beard appears in a series of ads for Dos Equis, a Mexican beer. At some point in the ads he says "I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink Dos Equis." The ads are on youtube.
 
2012-10-03 04:04:39 PM
Well, I'm butt-chuggin,
Check it and seeeeee.
I got a level over oh-point-four-threeeeee.
 
2012-10-03 04:21:11 PM
What, what, in the butt
What, what, in the butt
 
2012-10-03 04:22:44 PM
The sorostitutes at UGA were doing wine enemas in the 90s. Supposedly the police were baffled at first, because the girls would get pulled over driving while obviously drunk but would still pass the breathalyzer (which was the whole point of the enemas).
/Athens, hipsters, wine enemas before they were called butt chugging, blah blah
 
2012-10-03 04:34:58 PM
"You've got poop on your face, and a burger in your butt!"

Also "What what in the butt"

Google them.
 
2012-10-03 04:37:12 PM
Fark is now #6 for Butt Chugger GIS. But don't let your iPhone autocorrect that to "Butt Chigger"...you don't want to know what that is.
 
2012-10-03 04:37:48 PM
I hope this poor guy realizes that his attempts at damage control have ruined his reputation far more than just letting the story lie would ever have done.
 
2012-10-03 04:40:53 PM
malcolmdwyer.com

I'm not gay!
 
2012-10-03 04:50:20 PM
Stupid asshole.
 
2012-10-03 04:53:24 PM
Ah America! Where you can be admitted to hospital with rectal injuries and severe alcohol poisoning and then sue the cops for insinuating that you might have been butt chugging. And to accuse a christian of all people! Since we know that christians never do anything monumentally stupid and most certainly aren't gay either.
 
2012-10-03 04:59:49 PM

THX 1138: FTFA: Broughton was rushed to the University of Tennessee Medical Center last month unconscious with an injured rectum and a blood-alcohol level more than five times the legal limit.

This farking annoys me to no end every time I see it in an article. Unless he was engaged in operating a vehicle (which he wasn't), there is no legal limit for blood alcohol.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I'd love to be in the courtroom when he brings the lawsuit:

"So, you claim you never received an alcohol enema?"

"I swear, I engaged in no such activity."

"Could you explain to the court then, how it came to be that you had explosive diarrhea all over yourself which consisted of mostly wine? Pink wine, at that?"

"I plead the fif."


"And what about all the semen?"
 
2012-10-03 05:01:24 PM

ZombiesYall: The sorostitutes at UGA were doing wine enemas in the 90s. Supposedly the police were baffled at first, because the girls would get pulled over driving while obviously drunk but would still pass the breathalyzer (which was the whole point of the enemas).


I'm pretty sure that pouring alcohol into your lungs counts both as Doing It Wrong and as Fatal. The alcohol gets into your breath from your blood, not the other way round.
 
2012-10-03 05:04:06 PM
If you can't remember what you did last night, best to keep quiet about it rather than bring a lot of legal and media attention to what you may or may not have put up your ass.

I'm just sayin.
 
2012-10-03 05:11:45 PM

Diogenes: Ed Grubermann: God forbid that the world has already figured out this kid is your standard issue closeted Young Republican knob goblin. Oh, no, he's not a self-loathing pillow-biter in denial.

Frankly, as a pillow-biting knob goblin, I find that comment rather insulting ;-)


Hopefully you know me well enough to know my contempt is not that he's fruitier than an apple fritter, but that he's a dishonest little turd. (I assume that's what the smiley implied.)
 
2012-10-03 05:15:43 PM

Ed Grubermann: Diogenes: Ed Grubermann: God forbid that the world has already figured out this kid is your standard issue closeted Young Republican knob goblin. Oh, no, he's not a self-loathing pillow-biter in denial.

Frankly, as a pillow-biting knob goblin, I find that comment rather insulting ;-)

Hopefully you know me well enough to know my contempt is not that he's fruitier than an apple fritter, but that he's a dishonest little turd. (I assume that's what the smiley implied.)


Oh definitely. I was just having a bit of fun.
 
2012-10-03 05:17:56 PM

namegoeshere: Okay fine! You talked me into it.Here you go. (Gets good on page 4) But if this kid does an hero, I'm going to feel really bad.

/you win this round, inner asshat!


I love the part where everybody quotes the fraternity bylaws when they're questioned by the police. MORONS!
 
2012-10-03 05:21:18 PM

TacoBeelzebub: namegoeshere: Okay fine! You talked me into it.Here you go. (Gets good on page 4) But if this kid does an hero, I'm going to feel really bad.

/you win this round, inner asshat!

I love the part where everybody quotes the fraternity bylaws when they're questioned by the police. MORONS!


When I was president of my chapter I helped rewrite the by laws. Granted, that was 21 years ago, but I really don't recall a section on "What to do in a butt chugging disaster."
 
2012-10-03 05:26:49 PM
He's a good boy, loves his mama
Loves Jesus and America too
He's a good boy, crazy 'bout Bieber
Loves ponies and his boyfriend too

It's a long day, rushin' in PKA
There's a freeway, runnin' through the yard
And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss him
I'm a bad boy for rapin' his ass

And I'm butt, butt chugin'
Yeah I'm butt, butt chugin'

All the frat boys, walkin' through the valley
Move west down, Ventura Blvd.
And all the bad boys, are standing in the shadows
All the good girls, are home with broken hearts

And I'm butt, I'm butt chugin'
Yeah I'm butt, butt chugin'

I wanna glide down, over Mulholland
I wanna write his, name in the sky
I wanna butt chug, out into nothin'
Gonna leave this, world for awhile

And I'm butt, butt chugin'
Yeah I'm butt, butt chugin'

And I'm butt, butt chugin'
Oh!

butt chugin'
And I'm butt, oh! butt chugin'
 
2012-10-03 06:24:17 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Just look at them out there. What right do they have to condemn me? Parasites.
They think they can defeat a college Republican so easily? They disgust me.
They will regret this day."
 
2012-10-03 06:56:02 PM

JorgiX: At UC Berkeley, Pikes (members of Pi Kappa Alpha) are known for their use of roofies and just being sketchy. And judging by this thread, they have horrible reputations everywhere else as well. Hard to believe Jon Stewart (yes, that Jon Stewart) was a member of such an organization.


Maybe his lack of recollection could be due to roofies in addition to the wine? Get him roofied and have your way with him.
 
2012-10-03 07:45:41 PM
Silly Pikes.
How is it that PKA no matter what university, always seems to me pulling this kind of shenanigans.
 
2012-10-03 07:49:08 PM

montex: The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.


Saying he makes Christians look bad is like saying the fly eggs make the turd look bad.
 
2012-10-03 09:19:16 PM

orbister: ZombiesYall: The sorostitutes at UGA were doing wine enemas in the 90s. Supposedly the police were baffled at first, because the girls would get pulled over driving while obviously drunk but would still pass the breathalyzer (which was the whole point of the enemas).

I'm pretty sure that pouring alcohol into your lungs counts both as Doing It Wrong and as Fatal. The alcohol gets into your breath from your blood, not the other way round.


I was afraid of being wrong about something like that. I wanted to say "they were passing breathalyzers despite being drunk or so I've heard," but that makes it sound like I was the one doing wine enemas. Oh well. It made sense to me when I heard the story that they weren't breathing it out because it wasn't going in their mouths.
 
2012-10-03 11:55:48 PM

66dude: Butt chugger? Sounds like a great name for a band!

And it looks like the Streisand Effect is in full effect here... dumbasses.


I'm going with the full "Tennessee Butt Chugger" for my bluegrass-metal crossover band.
 
2012-10-04 03:22:27 AM

Clockwork Kumquat: 66dude: Butt chugger? Sounds like a great name for a band!

And it looks like the Streisand Effect is in full effect here... dumbasses.

I'm going with the full "Tennessee Butt Chuggers" for my bluegrass-metal crossover band.


Fixed that for you.
 
2012-10-04 08:06:47 AM

ZombiesYall: I was afraid of being wrong about something like that. I wanted to say "they were passing breathalyzers despite being drunk or so I've heard," but that makes it sound like I was the one doing wine enemas. Oh well. It made sense to me when I heard the story that they weren't breathing it out because it wasn't going in their mouths.


Nothing personal - I appreciate you were passing on the story you heard.

My guess is that if they were dumb enough to be in a sorority they were dumb enough to fall for for an "I know how you can drink and still pass a breath test" line from ill intentioned persons who wished to insert various things into their lower orifices.
 
2012-10-04 08:21:25 AM

Theaetetus:
"And what about all the semen?"



There's a demon in me.
 
2012-10-04 09:57:01 AM
If you're drunk, no matter which end the booze goes in, the breathalyzer will catch it. Your lungs work by letting gasses into and out of your blood stream. When you have alcohol in your bloodstream, it passes through the lungs and evaporates into the air in your lungs. When you breath out, its there.

The only way not to have a breathalyzer show alcohol in your system is to not have alcohol in your system. Otherwise, it'll register if you drank it, snorted it, took it by IV, or crammed it up your ass. If you're drunk, it'll know.
 
2012-10-04 02:46:52 PM

Theaetetus: "And what about all the semen?"


They are in the submarine.
 
2012-10-04 10:09:31 PM

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2012-10-05 03:51:25 AM
What the lawyer describes isn't a real Tour de Franzia competition.
 
2012-10-05 09:48:15 PM

Mock26: Clockwork Kumquat: 66dude: Butt chugger? Sounds like a great name for a band!

And it looks like the Streisand Effect is in full effect here... dumbasses.

I'm going with the full "Tennessee Butt Chuggers" for my bluegrass-metal crossover band.

Fixed that for you.


Thanks, but nope; it's singular, like Aerosmith, or Spacehog, or Alien Sex Fiend. The butt chugger is the band collectively, not each of us individually. Though, I wonder about our drummer sometimes.

/it's real in my mind dammit
 
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