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(Daily Mail)   Tennessee "Butt Chugger" threatens legal action because Jesus would never put wine up his butt   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 197
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2012-10-03 12:45:52 PM

PallMall: Huntceet: Dat Ass

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+1
 
2012-10-03 12:46:32 PM

JackieRabbit: Well, of course this poor, misunderstood, Christian boy isn't gay. It isn't gay to suck cocks through the hole between the stalls of the mens room on the third floor of the library. Everyone knows that. Neither is writing "Thursday 10/4 9 - 10. Show hard!" on the wall of said stall. It's all just good wholesome college fun.


Just boys being boys. I mean, sucking off a line of dudes for approval into the frat, isn't that what Jesus wants? Well, that and being punched in the butthole with a box of wine.
 
2012-10-03 12:46:54 PM
The butt chugger clearly has no idea how Search Engine optimization works.
 
2012-10-03 12:50:26 PM
This Alex Broughton from facebook is not amused by Xander's shenanigans...

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-03 12:55:12 PM
for what it's worth, 'Tennessee Cockwaggler and the Alabama Butt-Chuggers' is an AWESOME name for a blues band.
 
2012-10-03 12:55:20 PM
oneguyrambling.com
 
2012-10-03 12:59:33 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female guests one of our brother's gastrointestinal tracts -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!
 
2012-10-03 01:00:52 PM
Of all the men who drank at P-K-E
They say he butt chugged away

Branded

Scorned as the one who butt chugs
 
2012-10-03 01:01:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 01:03:12 PM

canaryfarmer: [i.imgur.com image 299x179]


Xander Broughton, Alexander Broughton, Alex Broughton

butt-chugger.
 
2012-10-03 01:09:09 PM
The buttchuggers press conference is comedy gold. It's a miracle none of the fraternity members laughed when he said buttchugging over and over.

Link
 
2012-10-03 01:09:16 PM
Just putting it out there, but if you do something like this and die from alcohol poisoning, then odds are you did humanity a favor. Carry on gentlemen, I'll even buy you a new funnel.
 
2012-10-03 01:11:11 PM
This kid would be so much better off if he just stated something like "I was so drunk I don't know what happened. I don't have any recollection of buttchugging or much of anything else from that day".

Lots of kids do dumbass things at college. But denying that it happened and suing? He will forever be known as the buttchugger.
 
2012-10-03 01:13:33 PM
Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!

Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole

I said you are an asshole

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabiatch I've ever seen in my life
Was his name...
One Two Three Four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about Leather
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:
Who had just blew in from Spain
Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
The tale of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With Kona.
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic Hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
Next Thursday, teen town's finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yourself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yorr poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Fist fark
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Wrist-watch; Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Pud!

Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute
(etc., repeats)
 
2012-10-03 01:14:44 PM
Sorry, Alexander, but if you get together with your guy friends and start doing alcohol enemas then you are most definitely gay. Well, either gay or bisexual. But you are most definitely not completely straight, not that there is anything wrong with that. Instead of suing you should be throwing the cops a fabulous soiree for helping you sashay out of that walk in closet where you have been living.
 
2012-10-03 01:15:19 PM
Do a Google search right now for 'Butt Chugger' and see whose name comes up 1st... and 2nd, and 3rd.
The press conference pic is darkly funny with his frat bros standing behind him with their hands clasped together over their crotches.
This will dog him for decades. Might as well have it on his resume, the fool.
 
2012-10-03 01:15:22 PM

Gramma: This kid would be so much better off if he just stated something like "I was so drunk I don't know what happened. I don't have any recollection of buttchugging or much of anything else from that day".

Lots of kids do dumbass things at college. But denying that it happened and suing? He will forever be known as the buttchugger.


Streisand effect
 
2012-10-03 01:15:52 PM

Diogenes: cleveoh: Salmon: Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?

I got more of a Batman vibe:

nananananananana

nananananananana

BUTT CHUG.

I'm going with Pat Benatar's "Hearbreaker."

"You're a...Butt Chugger. BAC raiser...."

The real challenge is working rectal bleeding into it.


Did someone say 'rectal bleeding'? Link

\my spoon is too big
 
2012-10-03 01:17:14 PM
...the school suspended the campus fraternity until at least 2015.

At first I thought, whoa, all the way till 2015! Then I realized that it's almost 2013, and that I'm old.

/Still feels like 1990 was ten years ago
 
2012-10-03 01:24:41 PM

Diogenes: 'I would never do such a thing,' he said. 'I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.'

But you'll play drinking games to the degree that you'll pass out and shiat yourself so hard you damage your rectum?

Plausible deniability FAIL aside, Jesus would be so proud of you, kid.

And God's law? What, is that one of those obscure laws in Leviticus or something?


Yeah, OK, kid, you just DRANK enough booze to get pants-shiattingly drunk. Because that's so much more in line with what god wanted you to do. Go with that.
 
2012-10-03 01:29:20 PM
If as he claims he was not actually butt chugging, how then did his anus become remarkable?

Because if the choices are an alchohol enema or my fraternity brothers, I personally would go with the butt chugging story.

NTTAWWT.
 
2012-10-03 01:33:01 PM
laist.com

Approves. 

/laughing my ass off as a de-pledged college student
//Greek life: preparing the burnouts leaders of tomorrow.
 
2012-10-03 01:35:12 PM

namegoeshere: If as he claims he was not actually butt chugging, how then did his anus become remarkable?

Because if the choices are an alchohol enema or my fraternity brothers, I personally would go with the butt chugging story.

NTTAWWT.


"On Tuesday, the student and his attorney claimed that Broughton sustained his rectal injuries when, unconscious, a fraternity member tried to raise him off the floor and, "used my belt to lift me up, which caused my shorts to be forced into my crotch area, at which time I was told that I defecated on myself," according to a new release." 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 01:36:12 PM
Tthere's been some progress in TN. Back in my day, a man would have been branded gay for just for drinking wine. At least now it takes an ass full.
 
2012-10-03 01:38:31 PM
I feel sorry for him. One day you're a college student, and then you wake up and for the REST OF YOUR LIFE you are the Tennessee Butt Chugger. I think the only way for him to move forward is to embrace it, announcing proudly to one and all that he is the one, the only, Tennessee Butt Chugger!
 
2012-10-03 01:40:18 PM
Wait until he's on the wrong side of thirty, dejected over another failed relationship, closed up in the dark and dank of his one bedroom efficiency apartment, butt chugging tall boy after tall boy so he can once again figure out how to fall asleep again that night. Butt chugging isn't a joke. Butt chugging isn't a game. Butt chugging can ruin your life.

That and texting while driving or inhaling duster.
 
2012-10-03 01:45:08 PM

qualtrough: I feel sorry for him. One day you're a college student, and then you wake up and for the REST OF YOUR LIFE you are the Tennessee Butt Chugger. I think the only way for him to move forward is to embrace it, announcing proudly to one and all that he is the one, the only, Tennessee Butt Chugger!


Sorry? Why feel sorry for him?

He shoved a funnel in his ass and had his fraternity brothers pour a wine into his butthole. Know all of those stereotypes about frat dudes being major closet cases? This is exactly why.
 
2012-10-03 01:49:02 PM

spentmiles: Wait until he's on the wrong side of thirty, dejected over another failed relationship, closed up in the dark and dank of his one bedroom efficiency apartment, butt chugging tall boy after tall boy so he can once again figure out how to fall asleep again that night. Butt chugging isn't a joke. Butt chugging isn't a game. Butt chugging can ruin your life.

That and texting while driving or inhaling duster.


I was just thinking "here, oh where, is spentmiles, when here we have a thread tailor-made for him" and then....
 
2012-10-03 01:50:10 PM
Does anybody remember that the original assumption was his butt injuries were due to being sodomized? Is this whole thing to get the hospital to announce "these pikas are fine christian lads. In fact they don't begin screwing each other up the ass until they have had enough box wine to knock a frat boy unconscious"?

Personally, I think the doctors/hospital/deep pockets in question should announce a press conference and go over any possible hypothesis in complete detail.
 
2012-10-03 01:52:16 PM
Tennessee Butt Chug. Isn't that some kind of Whiskey?
 
2012-10-03 01:52:46 PM
therookies.files.wordpress.com
www.gogenlab.com

Hey, man. Want to split this?
 
2012-10-03 01:55:17 PM

canaryfarmer: namegoeshere: If as he claims he was not actually butt chugging, how then did his anus become remarkable?

Because if the choices are an alchohol enema or my fraternity brothers, I personally would go with the butt chugging story.

NTTAWWT.

"On Tuesday, the student and his attorney claimed that Broughton sustained his rectal injuries when, unconscious, a fraternity member tried to raise him off the floor and, "used my belt to lift me up, which caused my shorts to be forced into my crotch area, at which time I was told that I defecated on myself," according to a new release." 

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You know, I must be getting old/growing a conscience. Either that or the fact that my children are magnitudes closer to college age than I am is freaking me out. (Although FSM willing I have taught them well enough to avoid butt chugging and all those who participate in such) I was about to link the campus police reports which state that he was not the only fraternity member with bloody boxers that night, and that the house was covered in blood, including the toilet seats. But then I started feeling really bad for this kid, who is an idiot but no more or less than thousands of other twentyish college kid idiots. And I remembered that although I am happy to be able to say I graduated without ever once shoving alchohol up my ass, I certainly did my share of stupid shiat and am really freakin glad the internet/ facebook/ cell phone cams were not a thing when I was a twentyish stupid college kid.

So while I won't go so far as to white knight this butt chugging idiot, I'm going to lay off, or at least feel bad for each and every thing I said about him being a whiny busted wine butt chugging idiot. Because the parent in me is a teensy bit worried that he won't be able to take the heat and will end up killing himself over this. Which he shouldn't do. Because really, B.C. is not the worst college nickname ever. This will... well, no. This will never go away, the internet being forever and all. Lesson learned and pass it on. But the internet has the collective attention span of a squirrell with ADHD and if he shuts up and transfers, keeps his head down and does his schoolwork and not much else for a year or two, we will soon find another shiny thing on which to focus.
 
2012-10-03 01:56:32 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Ronnie Tiajuana: Did someone say: "Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Alexander P. Broughton, Butt-Chugger"?

He also goes by Xander, according to the video: Link

Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Broughton, Butt-Chugger. Xander Brough ...


Hmm...Xander...where have I heard that name before?

www.deviantart.com

Oh right.
 
2012-10-03 02:04:06 PM
God forbid that the world has already figured out this kid is your standard issue closeted Young Republican knob goblin. Oh, no, he's not a self-loathing pillow-biter in denial.
 
2012-10-03 02:06:19 PM

Ed Grubermann: God forbid that the world has already figured out this kid is your standard issue closeted Young Republican knob goblin. Oh, no, he's not a self-loathing pillow-biter in denial.


To be honest, I don't see this guy being smart enough to form or even recognize political opinions.
 
2012-10-03 02:07:43 PM

qualtrough: I feel sorry for him. One day you're a college student, and then you wake up and for the REST OF YOUR LIFE you are the Tennessee Butt Chugger. I think the only way for him to move forward is to embrace it, announcing proudly to one and all that he is the one, the only, Tennessee Butt Chugger!


The Tennessee Butt Chuggers, aren't they a farm league baseball team? I think I saw them play the Minnesota Ass Bandits on TV once.
 
2012-10-03 02:07:45 PM
Best comment stolen from press release website:

It's just a matter of time before they find out he was doping and they strip him of his Tour de Franzia title.
 
2012-10-03 02:08:48 PM
This is just a simple Bible mistranslation. Jesus doesn't Butt-chug wine, he chugs butt-wine. Common mistake.
 
2012-10-03 02:09:52 PM
Like I'm going to believe these assholes over the hospital and police report. And now showing up in public together to defend your bro while he lies only makes you look like bigger douchebags.

Should have just kept quiet, now they made all frats and UT as a whole look idiotic.
 
2012-10-03 02:15:59 PM

Ed Grubermann: God forbid that the world has already figured out this kid is your standard issue closeted Young Republican knob goblin. Oh, no, he's not a self-loathing pillow-biter in denial.


Frankly, as a pillow-biting knob goblin, I find that comment rather insulting ;-)
 
2012-10-03 02:17:12 PM
s8.postimage.org
 
2012-10-03 02:19:01 PM
i.imgur.com

Anyone else find it strange they still use dageurotypes to take pictures at the Knoxville campus?

BTW I'm totally with you about the reporter in the turquoise dress, Mog32Kupo. From that angle she looks fantastic.
 
2012-10-03 02:23:29 PM

Mog32Kupo: Did no one notice the woman in the teal dress?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406] 


/sad and lonely, don't judge me


Butt-chugger. Butt-flosser. Together at last.
 
2012-10-03 02:25:37 PM
This story keeps getting better and this thread is killing me. I love how the attorney just wants to sue everyone associated with spreading the story but keeps saying 'butt chugging' over and over.
/Alexander P. Broughton, butt chugger
 
2012-10-03 02:26:44 PM

NateAsbestos: [i.imgur.com image 652x726]

Anyone else find it strange they still use dageurotypes daguerreotypes to take pictures at the Knoxville campus?

BTW I'm totally with you about the reporter in the turquoise dress, Mog32Kupo. From that angle she looks fantastic.


FTFM. Damn Firefox not spell checking!
 
2012-10-03 02:34:02 PM

KarmicDisaster: Tennessee Butt Chug. Isn't that some kind of Whiskey?



The Tennessee butt chugger was long and lean
The color of the sun and his eyes were green
He had the nerve and he had the plugger
And there never was a hoss like the Tennessee butt chugger

 
 
2012-10-03 02:35:38 PM
At UC Berkeley, Pikes (members of Pi Kappa Alpha) are known for their use of roofies and just being sketchy. And judging by this thread, they have horrible reputations everywhere else as well. Hard to believe Jon Stewart (yes, that Jon Stewart) was a member of such an organization.
 
2012-10-03 02:38:06 PM

JackieRabbit: Well, of course this poor, misunderstood, Christian boy isn't gay. It isn't gay to suck cocks through the hole between the stalls of the mens room on the third floor of the library. Everyone knows that. Neither is writing "Thursday 10/4 9 - 10. Show hard!" on the wall of said stall. It's all just good wholesome college fun.


why do I have the feeling that this guy will have a future in the Republican party?
 
2012-10-03 02:38:42 PM
Remember me my darling,
When Spring is in the air,
And the bald-headed birds are whispering everywhere.
When you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear,
That's the Tennessee Butt-Chugg!

/the extra "g" stands for "Quality."
 
2012-10-03 02:39:28 PM
Opa Butt Chug style, ope, ope, ope, ope, ope, opa butt chug style

Fran-zi-a is the best wine when it's time fo butt chuggin...
It may be cheap blush pink wosay but dat hose I be a fuggin...
My co-pilot Jesus said I ain't doin dat fo nuttin...
And now I out in front wit my lawyer all of a sudden..

Opa Butt Chug st....wow, nice thong
 
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