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(Daily Mail)   Tennessee "Butt Chugger" threatens legal action because Jesus would never put wine up his butt   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 197
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2012-10-03 08:57:06 AM
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2012-10-03 09:02:43 AM
As a Christian he would never 'desecrate' his body like that? What if it were communion wine? You could pour that up your ass then, right?
 
2012-10-03 09:07:20 AM
Well, it started out as water up his butt.
 
2012-10-03 09:39:25 AM
What's amazing is that, with all the evidence against this kids version of events, his lawyer is still bad enough to sue. It sounds fully specious, he might even get counter sued,
 
2012-10-03 09:50:06 AM
'I would never do such a thing,' he said. 'I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.'

But you'll play drinking games to the degree that you'll pass out and shiat yourself so hard you damage your rectum?

Plausible deniability FAIL aside, Jesus would be so proud of you, kid.

And God's law? What, is that one of those obscure laws in Leviticus or something?
 
2012-10-03 09:52:16 AM

Diogenes: 'I would never do such a thing,' he said. 'I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.'

But you'll play drinking games to the degree that you'll pass out and shiat yourself so hard you damage your rectum?

Plausible deniability FAIL aside, Jesus would be so proud of you, kid.

And God's law? What, is that one of those obscure laws in Leviticus or something?


It has something to do with your body being a 'temple', or some other blah blah blah crap like that.
 
2012-10-03 09:55:25 AM

Cythraul: Diogenes: 'I would never do such a thing,' he said. 'I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.'

But you'll play drinking games to the degree that you'll pass out and shiat yourself so hard you damage your rectum?

Plausible deniability FAIL aside, Jesus would be so proud of you, kid.

And God's law? What, is that one of those obscure laws in Leviticus or something?

It has something to do with your body being a 'temple', or some other blah blah blah crap like that.


The 'temple' has two doors in this case. I don't think God cares which you use to facilitate the destruction.

And I don't think he can win a legal case using the "No true Scotsman" defense. Not as the plaintiff.
 
2012-10-03 10:02:37 AM
Wine enemas are a good way to die.

It hits your bloodstream faster, your body can't process it quickly enough, you get alcohol poisoning, and you die.
 
2012-10-03 10:20:38 AM
So is he going to claim he passed out drinking normally then his frat bothers raped him with a botha bag full of wine?

Stick with being the butt chugger, kid.


butt chugger.
 
2012-10-03 10:22:25 AM
I grew up in K-town and I've spent many hours on fraternity row at UT. Pike has always had the reputation of drinking, fighting country boys. This does not surprise me at all.

Plus, the kid went to Christian Brothers in Memphis, where all my wife's male family members went. She was back at her 25th reunion this weekend and her friends knew the kid and his family well. They were not surprised either.

IMHO, the kid needs to own his internet infamy.
 
2012-10-03 10:36:06 AM

mysticcat: I grew up in K-town and I've spent many hours on fraternity row at UT. Pike has always had the reputation of drinking, fighting country boys. This does not surprise me at all.

Plus, the kid went to Christian Brothers in Memphis, where all my wife's male family members went. She was back at her 25th reunion this weekend and her friends knew the kid and his family well. They were not surprised either.

IMHO, the kid needs to own his internet infamy.


The summer before I served as my fraternity's president I spent a week at "Leadership College" at Phi Delta Theta HQ. Your assessment of Pike was the same as mine for all the PDT chapters from Tennessee that sent reps. Fun guys. But I wouldn't want to be their president or be responsible for them.

After a seminar on hazing I was regaled with a story about one chapter's "Ex Lax Week" during pledge period from one of their members.
 
2012-10-03 10:43:52 AM
I really wish I had known these idiots were doing a press conference. I would have walked over and made fun of them on live TV.
 
2012-10-03 10:45:24 AM
Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-03 10:50:37 AM

Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
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I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.
 
2012-10-03 11:12:22 AM

GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
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I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.


Don't take it so personally.
 
2012-10-03 11:15:48 AM

mysticcat: UT. Pike has always had the reputation of drinking, fighting country boys. T


Reminds of TKE aka Tekes, in Madison Wisconsin, though they tended to be urban guys not rural. Also there was the saying "If you can't go Greek, go Teke".

Also someone tell the guy about something called public records and police scanners.
 
2012-10-03 11:16:50 AM

Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
[i232.photobucket.com image 235x95]

I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.

Don't take it so personally.


Not a fan of being associated with these morons.
 
2012-10-03 11:23:47 AM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7361019/79775384#c79775384" target="_blank">GAT_00</a>:</b> <i>Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
[i232.photobucket.com image 235x95]

I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.

Don't take it so personally.

Not a fan of being associated with these morons.</i>

I understand so I'm going to make a preemptive apology for the next one.
GAT, I'm sorry.

Did the butt chuggers at least <a target="_blank" href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the -showers.htm">shower properly</a> after their drunken debauchery?
 
2012-10-03 11:26:23 AM

Krymson Tyde: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7361019/79775384#c79775384" target="_blank">GAT_00</a>:</b> <i>Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
[i232.photobucket.com image 235x95]

I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.

Don't take it so personally.

Not a fan of being associated with these morons.</i>

I understand so I'm going to make a preemptive apology for the next one.
GAT, I'm sorry.

Did the butt chuggers at least <a target="_blank" href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the -showers.htm">shower properly</a> after their drunken debauchery?


I failLink
 
2012-10-03 11:52:38 AM
I just Ctrl-F'd the bible and didn't come up with any mention of buttchugging. I think he's fine.
 
2012-10-03 11:53:12 AM
Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?
 
2012-10-03 11:53:43 AM
threatens to sue police for leaking details

Am I the only one who smiled at that?
 
2012-10-03 11:53:59 AM
Translation: Please conservative religious mommy and daddy don't cut off my tuition.
 
2012-10-03 11:54:03 AM

GAT_00: I really wish I had known these idiots were doing a press conference. I would have walked over and made fun of them on live TV.


I watched the press conference. They did a bang up job of embarassing themselves on national tv.
 
2012-10-03 11:55:17 AM

Krymson Tyde: Krymson Tyde: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7361019/79775384#c79775384" target="_blank">GAT_00</a>:</b> <i>Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
[i232.photobucket.com image 235x95]

I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.

Don't take it so personally.

Not a fan of being associated with these morons.</i>

I understand so I'm going to make a preemptive apology for the next one.
GAT, I'm sorry.

Did the butt chuggers at least <a target="_blank" href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the -showers.htm">shower properly</a> after their drunken debauchery?

I failLink


Just saying, if you think these idiots invented this, you're out of your mind. And don't think everyone around here hasn't been making fun of this. It has actually made people respect frat guys less, which I wasn't aware was actually possible since they didn't have any respect in the first place.
 
2012-10-03 11:55:50 AM
Ya, sue the po po.

Let me know how that works out for ya.... in Tennessee no less.
 
2012-10-03 11:55:52 AM
Well, of course this poor, misunderstood, Christian boy isn't gay. It isn't gay to suck cocks through the hole between the stalls of the mens room on the third floor of the library. Everyone knows that. Neither is writing "Thursday 10/4 9 - 10. Show hard!" on the wall of said stall. It's all just good wholesome college fun.
 
2012-10-03 11:56:55 AM
kwame?
 
2012-10-03 11:57:12 AM
What's hilarious is his obvious sexual insecurity. I don't recall anything in the media implying he was homosexual, unless reporting that he willingly sticks things in his ass implies he's homosexual, which it shouldn't.
 
2012-10-03 11:57:18 AM
Well young man, I can assure you that your use of an alcohol enema never impled you were gay.

It implied you were a moron.

An implication now confirmed by the fact that you're threatening legal action over your own stupidity.
 
2012-10-03 11:57:19 AM
traylor: threatens to sue police for leaking details

Am I the only one who smiled at that?


right there with ya
 
2012-10-03 11:57:30 AM
This begs the question "What would Jesus do?".

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 11:57:33 AM

vernonFL: Wine enemas are a good way to die.

It hits your bloodstream faster, your body can't process it quickly enough, you get alcohol poisoning, and you die.


Diet Coke and Mentos would be much safer.
 
2012-10-03 11:57:54 AM
Well then let me ass a question... how'd your BAC get so high?
 
2012-10-03 11:59:01 AM
This guy's story is keeping my schadenfreude levels high. I can't stop laughing
 
2012-10-03 11:59:10 AM
Butt chugger? Sounds like a great name for a band!

And it looks like the Streisand Effect is in full effect here... dumbasses.
 
2012-10-03 11:59:26 AM

Salmon: Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?


I got more of a Batman vibe:

nananananananana

nananananananana

BUTT CHUG.
 
2012-10-03 11:59:54 AM

offmymeds: This begs the question "What would Jesus do?".

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x312]


Laugh his ass off?

www.acts24.com
 
2012-10-03 12:00:20 PM
Really shows the mentality of your typical over-priviledged frat retard. Buy your friends, purchase your way through life and sue anyone who gets in your way.
 
2012-10-03 12:01:21 PM
Could the reason be he is only threatening legal action and has not filed suit is that evidence would prove he was sodomized by Ernest and Julio Gallo's vines?

Also, how humiliating for his frat brothers to have to stand at his rear during that press conference.
 
2012-10-03 12:01:24 PM

cleveoh: Salmon: Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?

I got more of a Batman vibe:

nananananananana

nananananananana

BUTT CHUG.


Rollin' down the street
Smokin' indo,
butt chugin' gin and juice
(laid back)
 
2012-10-03 12:02:29 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: offmymeds: This begs the question "What would Jesus do?".

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x312]

Laugh his ass off?

[www.acts24.com image 329x400]


www.philosyphia.com
 
2012-10-03 12:02:53 PM
Remember that part in the Bible where Jesus sues that guy? Me neither.
 
2012-10-03 12:03:55 PM

cleveoh: Salmon: Did anyone else start singing the theme from Spiderman but with Butt Chugger?

I got more of a Batman vibe:

nananananananana

nananananananana

BUTT CHUG.


I'm going with Pat Benatar's "Hearbreaker."

"You're a...Butt Chugger. BAC raiser...."

The real challenge is working rectal bleeding into it.
 
2012-10-03 12:04:04 PM

offmymeds: Smoky Dragon Dish: offmymeds: This begs the question "What would Jesus do?".

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x312]

Laugh his ass off?

[www.acts24.com image 329x400]

[www.philosyphia.com image 200x212]


www.garylellis.org
 
2012-10-03 12:04:14 PM
The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.
 
2012-10-03 12:04:25 PM
Subby from the first one here. This story deserves "one for the road", or "dirt road" anyway.
 
2012-10-03 12:06:35 PM

GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Krymson Tyde: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7361019/79775384#c79775384" target="_blank">GAT_00</a>:</b> <i>Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: Accept it. Accept it and embrace it. Embrace it as long as you can before it all comes gushing out of your drunken ass.
[i232.photobucket.com image 235x95]

I can define your entire education by the actions of drunken frat boys too you know. And don't think they just thought this thing up. I've heard of frats doing this as far back as the middle of the last decade when I was an undergrad. And I was at UAH, and I know there was plenty worse at UA.

Don't take it so personally.

Not a fan of being associated with these morons.</i>

I understand so I'm going to make a preemptive apology for the next one.
GAT, I'm sorry.

Did the butt chuggers at least <a target="_blank" href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the -showers.htm">shower properly</a> after their drunken debauchery?

I failLink

Just saying, if you think these idiots invented this, you're out of your mind. And don't think everyone around here hasn't been making fun of this. It has actually made people respect frat guys less, which I wasn't aware was actually possible since they didn't have any respect in the first place.


I didn't say they invented it. I'm just making fun of them like pretty much everybody else is.
 
2012-10-03 12:06:42 PM

TwoBeersOneCan: What's hilarious is his obvious sexual insecurity. I don't recall anything in the media implying he was homosexual, unless reporting that he willingly sticks things in his ass implies he's homosexual, which it shouldn't.


"Gay! Who are you calling gay! I'm a Christian! Say, I love the way those jeans hug your ass. And that bulge. Oh please tell me it's real! Care to get a cup of coffee with me?"
 
2012-10-03 12:06:56 PM

montex: The thing he needs to do is STFU. The only thing he is accomplishing is making christians look bad.


I think he also forgets that by not crawing away with his tail between his legs, this is going to be his legacy forever.
 
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