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(Daily Mail)   Rose McGowan tries that new Doritos taco from Taco Bell. I guess she misses the taste of Marilyn Manson   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2012-10-03 05:58:48 AM
I don't get it.
 
2012-10-03 06:20:23 AM
Superb physique-unfortunate duck lips + brown paper bag = YES I WOULD
 
2012-10-03 06:25:44 AM
I'd eat every inch of her.

With a spoon and a fork.
 
2012-10-03 06:30:52 AM

Apos: Superb physique-unfortunate duck lips + brown paper bag = YES I WOULD


I wouldn't need the bag, unless it had more Doritos Tacos.

Considering that the woman's face was basically broken in half in a car accident, she looks amazing.
 
2012-10-03 06:54:35 AM
I tried those a couple times. They go soggy faster than normal tacos, with stuff to turn your fingers orange.

Oh, and she's very pretty, but she makes some odd movies.
 
2012-10-03 06:55:58 AM
I am a big fan of Rose (obviously.) But even I have to say "who cares?"

//anytime, Rose. Anytime anyplace. Caaall meeee!!! (sob)
 
2012-10-03 08:58:14 AM
I don't care for those doritos tacos. They're harder to eat, messier and the nerd-gunk on the outside doesn't really add anything flavor-wise.

They should just crush up doritos and put them in regular tacos. At least it would fix the first two problems.
 
2012-10-03 09:11:50 AM
Yo quiero Rose McGowan. Though I'm, sad that I haven't seen her in anything since Planet Terror.
 
2012-10-03 09:13:57 AM
Mrs. Darch and I met her in a boutique on Sunset a few years back. She's VERY tiny and VERY pale. Nice enough chick.

/hates bothering celebrities
//wife loves to
 
2012-10-03 09:28:38 AM

skinink: Yo quiero Rose McGowan. Though I'm, sad that I haven't seen her in anything since Planet Terror.


Go watch the Conan remake...

She plays an evil sorceress, the daughter of the main bad guy.
Good enough role, I guess...weird haircut that gives her major 5-head...
But it's better than not seeing her.
 
2012-10-03 09:55:32 AM
I'd eat her taco.
 
2012-10-03 09:57:21 AM
Since she seriously damaged her face, she's lost most of her appeal...

It's pretty sad, as even after the accident, she looked fine, it's the whatever stuff she had done afterwards that messed everything up.
 
2012-10-03 10:22:06 AM
Wow, a Taco Bell thread 12 posts in, with no one claiming that if even a molecule of the food crosses their lips, they are immediately struck with symptoms similar to advanced dysentery. Amazing.
 
2012-10-03 10:31:43 AM

devildog123: Wow, a Taco Bell thread 12 posts in, with no one claiming that if even a molecule of the food crosses their lips, they are immediately struck with symptoms similar to advanced dysentery. Amazing.


I'm still trying to find the Mythical Fark Mexican Restaurant that tastes exactly like a gourmet streetcart found it the most Mexican neigborhood of Mexico that never causes the shiats.
 
2012-10-03 10:32:57 AM
I'm about to go buy lunch at Taco Bell so I'm getting a kick out of masturbating to Rose McGowan.
 
2012-10-03 11:11:46 AM
Have her washed and brought to me.
 
2012-10-03 11:18:28 AM
I would take her out for real tex mex, then later I would have her a taco
 
2012-10-03 11:34:26 AM

devildog123: Wow, a Taco Bell thread 12 posts in, with no one claiming that if even a molecule of the food crosses their lips, they are immediately struck with symptoms similar to advanced dysentery. Amazing.


Or that she attempted to pay for said taco with a $2 bill.
 
2012-10-03 11:37:13 AM

groppet: Have her washed and brought to me.


You didn't say alive.
 
2012-10-03 12:46:43 PM
she's unclean. Her poot will be forever tainted.
 
2012-10-03 12:50:26 PM
She used to be hot. Then she went under the knife. Now she looks worse than the slugs in your local Walmart.

Did you see her in Conan? It took a bucket of paint to make her look halfway decent. What drives these Hollywood women to ruin themselves with plastic surgery? She was aging beautifully, and then she turned herself into a cartoon character.
 
2012-10-03 12:56:41 PM

ZeroCorpse:
What drives these Hollywood women to ruin themselves with plastic surgery? She was aging beautifully, and then she turned herself into a cartoon character.


You do know she was a in a pretty serious car accident about 5 years ago right? She didn't just decide to have plastic surgery. Her face was basically skinned and had to be put back together.
 
2012-10-03 01:33:41 PM

Evil Mackerel: groppet: Have her washed and brought to me.

You didn't say alive.


Well I didnt think I had to say that. But knowing how farkers work I guess I should spell it all out.
 
2012-10-03 01:39:30 PM
i enjoy taco bell and I don't give two shiats if you do not
 
2012-10-03 02:03:34 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: I don't care for those doritos tacos. They're harder to eat, messier and the nerd-gunk on the outside doesn't really add anything flavor-wise.

They should just crush up doritos and put them in regular tacos. At least it would fix the first two problems.


they should make it the new double crunch taco. wrap it in a soft shell, pita, or fried pita bread (like chalupas).
 
2012-10-03 02:31:00 PM
I'll hopefully be meeting her at Spooky Empire in a few weeks.
 
2012-10-03 02:47:24 PM
Anyone mention that she had a car accident that screwed up her face yet?

Seriously though, she kind of looked like that before, she had natural odd but hot lips before. Almost as if she had a cleft palate.
 
2012-10-03 02:54:11 PM
Too many %words%, not enough pictures of Rose McGowan... putting... things... in her mouth...
 
2012-10-03 03:00:20 PM
My ex once got into a cat fight with Rose. /csb
 
2012-10-03 04:16:01 PM

Mobutu: Too many %words%, not enough pictures of Rose McGowan... putting... things... in her mouth...


give her 45 minutes and it will be shooting out of her ass, that may excite you also
 
2012-10-03 04:23:16 PM
They go on and on about her slim figure... she looks chunky. And really old.
 
2012-10-03 04:26:11 PM

Vash The Stampede: ZeroCorpse:
What drives these Hollywood women to ruin themselves with plastic surgery? She was aging beautifully, and then she turned herself into a cartoon character.

You do know she was a in a pretty serious car accident about 5 years ago right? She didn't just decide to have plastic surgery. Her face was basically skinned and had to be put back together.


Vash got trolled.
 
2012-10-03 05:16:19 PM

Big Beef Burrito: devildog123: Wow, a Taco Bell thread 12 posts in, with no one claiming that if even a molecule of the food crosses their lips, they are immediately struck with symptoms similar to advanced dysentery. Amazing.

I'm still trying to find the Mythical Fark Mexican Restaurant that tastes exactly like a gourmet streetcart found it the most Mexican neigborhood of Mexico that never causes the shiats.


There are a few in Rockford, IL. El Burrito Loco is good for fast food that is still authentic. Los Portales and Tortacos Soto do carry out and dine in and have Mexican Coke. The only thing from any of those places that gave me the shiats was the chorizo.

/felt like a stream of lava shooting out of my ass
//Rockford has really good restaurants for such a shiatty town
 
2012-10-03 08:10:36 PM
She looked okay after the accident. You could see traces of damage around her eye and cheekbone but she still looked natural. Then, some time long (years) after that, fairly recently, the rest of her face changed--duck lips, cheek or line fillers? And she started wearing really bright/neon shades of lipstick, probably as if to say, "No, it's just the lipstick. I did not do duck lips! Optical illusion caused by lipstick!" But many of us aren't fooled. I'm pretty sure her NOW face is what anyone is referring to when remarks about her plastic face are made, not her post-accident face.
 
2012-10-03 08:14:28 PM
cool ranch??
 
2012-10-03 09:13:36 PM

omeganuepsilon: Anyone mention that she had a car accident that screwed up her face yet?

Seriously though, she kind of looked like that before, she had natural odd but hot lips before. Almost as if she had a cleft palate.


Her wiki page says she got a severe cut under one eye. Flap of skin blah blah. Anyways, I still don't get the correlation between Marilyn Manson and Doritos tacos.
 
2012-10-03 09:30:04 PM

devilskware: omeganuepsilon: Anyone mention that she had a car accident that screwed up her face yet?

Seriously though, she kind of looked like that before, she had natural odd but hot lips before. Almost as if she had a cleft palate.

Her wiki page says she got a severe cut under one eye. Flap of skin blah blah. Anyways, I still don't get the correlation between Marilyn Manson and Doritos tacos.


Perhaps Subby was trying to say that Doritos tacos locos taste like the jizz of Marilyn Manson?

Jeez. Think outside the bun, whydontchya?
 
2012-10-03 09:48:47 PM
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it makes MY taco pop...
 
2012-10-04 12:33:24 AM

Big Beef Burrito: devildog123: Wow, a Taco Bell thread 12 posts in, with no one claiming that if even a molecule of the food crosses their lips, they are immediately struck with symptoms similar to advanced dysentery. Amazing.

I'm still trying to find the Mythical Fark Mexican Restaurant that tastes exactly like a gourmet streetcart found it the most Mexican neigborhood of Mexico that never causes the shiats.


Mother farking Taco Bus.
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2012-10-04 12:34:02 AM
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-04 08:24:29 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Big Beef Burrito: devildog123: Wow, a Taco Bell thread 12 posts in, with no one claiming that if even a molecule of the food crosses their lips, they are immediately struck with symptoms similar to advanced dysentery. Amazing.

I'm still trying to find the Mythical Fark Mexican Restaurant that tastes exactly like a gourmet streetcart found it the most Mexican neigborhood of Mexico that never causes the shiats.

Mother farking Taco Bus.
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That settles it. I'm going there.

/Dunedin resident
//not a molester of manatees
 
2012-10-04 02:25:02 PM

Big Beef Burrito: StoPPeRmobile: Big Beef Burrito: devildog123: Wow, a Taco Bell thread 12 posts in, with no one claiming that if even a molecule of the food crosses their lips, they are immediately struck with symptoms similar to advanced dysentery. Amazing.

I'm still trying to find the Mythical Fark Mexican Restaurant that tastes exactly like a gourmet streetcart found it the most Mexican neigborhood of Mexico that never causes the shiats.

Mother farking Taco Bus.
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x566]

That settles it. I'm going there.

/Dunedin resident
//not a molester of manatees


Taco Bus has opened additional locations around the area. I don't know if they are open 24/7 like the original location.

/Burrito Prenado with Cochinita Pibil FTW
 
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