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(Fox News)   Video game publishers say characters have big boobs because that's what people want in video games. Subby waits impatiently for real life to start listening to the customers like this   (foxnews.com) divider line 13
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2012-10-03 12:11:56 PM  
3 votes:
Phrases I have never heard:

"Half-life 2 would have been totally awesome if they'd given Alyx huge knockers."

"You know why World of Warcraft is so addictive? Two words: Goblin jubblies."

"Why do people still buy Mario games? Peach doesn't even have realistic jiggle physics."

I can only imagine how narrow the demographic is they're listening to for feedback.
2012-10-03 09:11:23 PM  
1 votes:

fluffy2097: Oh for heavens sake. Dead or Alive practically invented video game breast jiggle. It's what the game is known for.

This just in, Hustler magazine has pictures of vaginas in it!

Not all video games have bubble breasted bimbos.
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www.hookedgamers.com

Easily the hottest video game heroine... stop looking at me like that, she's over 18! Really!
2012-10-03 03:46:33 PM  
1 votes:

PanicMan: Need a Dispenser Here: If you want to see gigantic tits in a video game, look no further than Borderlands 2. Of course, they are attached to massive gut and massive ass.

Came here to say this. I'd go find a photo, but... yeah I'm not going to do that.


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2012-10-03 03:10:25 PM  
1 votes:

Bag of Hammers: MoronLessOff: Soul Calibur Ivy

Ah yes, BelleChere, one of my favorite cosplayers.  

Probably NSFW


i830.photobucket.com
2012-10-03 02:32:39 PM  
1 votes:

zarberg: HotWingConspiracy: This just in: Sex sells in every form of media

The attitude of the US as a whole when it comes to sex is ironic at best and idiotic at worst.


We Americans are the unwanted flotsam and jetsam of the world. Puritans, lunatics, poor, Irish, political radicals, etc... everyone that someone else wanted out of the Old Country. Of course we're screwed up.
2012-10-03 02:24:49 PM  
1 votes:

MoronLessOff: So, I was going to post a nice cosplay of Ivy from Soul Calibur. GIS'd "Soul Calibur Ivy". Safe Search results are NSFW.

 

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Based on this, I think Ivy's back story is that she's got fast growing cancer in both breasts. Soul Calibur V should show her with a double masectomy.
2012-10-03 01:18:03 PM  
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: Do you support boobs everywhere or not?


Boobs. Everywhere. Utopia.
2012-10-03 01:00:22 PM  
1 votes:
If you want to see gigantic tits in a video game, look no further than Borderlands 2. Of course, they are attached to massive gut and massive ass.
2012-10-03 12:33:42 PM  
1 votes:

ThatBillmanGuy: Holocaust Agnostic: Strix occidentalis: I'm more bothered by the "boobplate" armor phenomenon in fantasy games than I am about the size of the breasts themselves. Seems like a good way to get yourself killed.

Meh. Reasonable compromise between aesthetics and plausible functionality.

Chainmail bikinis are a bridge to far though.

Has boobplate armor ever saved anyone's life?


may have prevented some serious eye injuries on ice maps. Guess we'll never know.
2012-10-03 12:21:13 PM  
1 votes:
I'm more bothered by the "boobplate" armor phenomenon in fantasy games than I am about the size of the breasts themselves. Seems like a good way to get yourself killed.
2012-10-03 11:50:41 AM  
1 votes:

cgraves67: As Cythraul mentioned above, male video game characters are usually not representative of male video game players any more than female video game characters are representative of female players. The female characters look like ultra-enhanced porn stars, the male characters look like roided-up pro wrestlers.


So, in essence, video games suffer from "Liefeld Syndrome"?
2012-10-03 11:41:58 AM  
1 votes:

Cythraul: Well, duh! I don't really care about big boobed video game characters though. I just wish they'd exaggerate their male characters in the same way. I want my male toon to have a bulging package, huge muscles, and look like an animated Tom-of-Finland sketch.

Come to think of it, they pretty much do most of that already.


Lol I was about to say, "Someone hasn't played enough gears of war"
2012-10-03 09:04:48 AM  
1 votes:
Well, duh! I don't really care about big boobed video game characters though. I just wish they'd exaggerate their male characters in the same way. I want my male toon to have a bulging package, huge muscles, and look like an animated Tom-of-Finland sketch.

Come to think of it, they pretty much do most of that already.
 
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