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2012-10-03 06:25:27 PM

degenerate-afro: Amazing that you can put out a game like NARC where you beat up hookers and crack clowns and that is okay, but Final Fight had to change the gender of one of their characters to get approved


Violence and hate is good for children.

Love and sexuality will turn them into Jihadists.

It is the American way.
 
2012-10-03 07:03:31 PM

rickycal78: I look at it like this, I don't go buy a game because "OMG TITTAYS!", and huge tits won't save a bad game. But I'll be damned if I don't mind the eyecandy if there are big tits in a decent game.


Same. I love me some big titties. I don't understand why people cry baby about this all the time. It's no different than liking girls with long legs, or short girls (or tall girls) or blondes. It's just that tits are overtly sexual in nature, so that makes it BAD. At least in America, not so much in other countries.

Of course, I have a huge boob fetish (both literally and figuratively). My wife has a 32H rack and in a few days I expect that to be upgraded to a 32J when we get to her doctor in San Diego.
 
2012-10-03 07:23:14 PM

TwistedFark: rickycal78: I look at it like this, I don't go buy a game because "OMG TITTAYS!", and huge tits won't save a bad game. But I'll be damned if I don't mind the eyecandy if there are big tits in a decent game.

Same. I love me some big titties. I don't understand why people cry baby about this all the time. It's no different than liking girls with long legs, or short girls (or tall girls) or blondes. It's just that tits are overtly sexual in nature, so that makes it BAD. At least in America, not so much in other countries.

Of course, I have a huge boob fetish (both literally and figuratively). My wife has a 32H rack and in a few days I expect that to be upgraded to a 32J when we get to her doctor in San Diego.


Because boob size is now basically considered the only thing that matters about female sexiness and a giant pair of stretched out hard number basketballs with wall eyed flat nipples is considered always better than a pair of perky C cups with perfect nips. And there's no in-betweens, there's only "big" and "flat" for the two categories. If a girl isn't big, she's considered completely flat.

But you already knew that.
 
2012-10-03 07:34:41 PM

cgraves67: As Cythraul mentioned above, male video game characters are usually not representative of male video game players any more than female video game characters are representative of female players. The female characters look like ultra-enhanced porn stars, the male characters look like roided-up pro wrestlers.


They male characters look like what the skinny teenage geek wishes he was not most woman's 'dream man' as opposed to the women with huge breasts. But meh that's just my opinion.
 
2012-10-03 07:53:11 PM
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2012-10-03 07:59:36 PM

FunkOut: TwistedFark: rickycal78: I look at it like this, I don't go buy a game because "OMG TITTAYS!", and huge tits won't save a bad game. But I'll be damned if I don't mind the eyecandy if there are big tits in a decent game.

Same. I love me some big titties. I don't understand why people cry baby about this all the time. It's no different than liking girls with long legs, or short girls (or tall girls) or blondes. It's just that tits are overtly sexual in nature, so that makes it BAD. At least in America, not so much in other countries.

Of course, I have a huge boob fetish (both literally and figuratively). My wife has a 32H rack and in a few days I expect that to be upgraded to a 32J when we get to her doctor in San Diego.

Because boob size is now basically considered the only thing that matters about female sexiness and a giant pair of stretched out hard number basketballs with wall eyed flat nipples is considered always better than a pair of perky C cups with perfect nips. And there's no in-betweens, there's only "big" and "flat" for the two categories. If a girl isn't big, she's considered completely flat.

But you already knew that.


You sound fat flat.

Actually, this is probably more appropriate:

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Because really, that seems to be your only complaint, unless you want to go down the route of infantilzing my wife (or all women in general) by assuming that she is incapable of making her own decisions for her own mental/emotional/physical well being and needs someone else to do it for her. The general attitude here is, "It's too bad that she's listening to (pick one) TV, magazines, movies, her abusive boyfriend/husband, pop culture instead of ME, the divine font of all that is good for every woman on the planet." Better known as the "freedom to choose, but only what I agree with" brand of feminism.

I find this particular brand of self-shaming quite amusing, because the rejoinder is quite obvious: "So, she's making bad decisions and needs someone to tell her what to do for her own well being? You mean, like a MAN? You've come a long way baby."
 
2012-10-03 08:04:04 PM

Antimatter: palan: Huck Chaser: I just started playing Guild Wars 2, so I'm definitely getting a kick out of all this.

/one of many reasons all of my characters are male

I didn't think it was too bad when character selection defaulted to a plate wearing guardian. I then clicked on mesmer....and then I just shook my head.

medium armor seems ok as well.

ah yes, the Mascarade light sets. It's a rare crafted set you can make starting around lv 35 or so. It's...an odd set.

Not the most showy one though. the Winged and Feathered sets show more skin, with winged being one of the most T&A armor sets in the game. It doesn't even try to be modest, showing visable panties and bra elements. The Feathered set just shows off a great deal of boobs, but has a more modest bottom element.


Meanwhile, in TERA:
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On the other hand, the guys don't have it much better...
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/hot
 
2012-10-03 08:19:10 PM

TwistedFark: FunkOut: TwistedFark: rickycal78: I look at it like this, I don't go buy a game because "OMG TITTAYS!", and huge tits won't save a bad game. But I'll be damned if I don't mind the eyecandy if there are big tits in a decent game.

Same. I love me some big titties. I don't understand why people cry baby about this all the time. It's no different than liking girls with long legs, or short girls (or tall girls) or blondes. It's just that tits are overtly sexual in nature, so that makes it BAD. At least in America, not so much in other countries.

Of course, I have a huge boob fetish (both literally and figuratively). My wife has a 32H rack and in a few days I expect that to be upgraded to a 32J when we get to her doctor in San Diego.

Because boob size is now basically considered the only thing that matters about female sexiness and a giant pair of stretched out hard number basketballs with wall eyed flat nipples is considered always better than a pair of perky C cups with perfect nips. And there's no in-betweens, there's only "big" and "flat" for the two categories. If a girl isn't big, she's considered completely flat.

But you already knew that.

You sound fat flat.

Actually, this is probably more appropriate:

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Because really, that seems to be your only complaint, unless you want to go down the route of infantilzing my wife (or all women in general) by assuming that she is incapable of making her own decisions for her own mental/emotional/physical well being and needs someone else to do it for her. The general attitude here is, "It's too bad that she's listening to (pick one) TV, magazines, movies, her abusive boyfriend/husband, pop culture instead of ME, the divine font of all that is good for every woman on the planet." Better known as the "freedom to choose, but only what I agree with" brand of feminism.

I find this particular brand of self-shaming quite amusing, because the rejoinder is quite obvious: "So, she's making bad deci ...


It's amazing how you imagined I meant/said all that. You seem to have a kneejerk response memorised for all the times people have said anything to you after bragging about your wife's boobs online. So you both have a sexual fetish that requires she gets surgery. Big deal. You are a feminist crusader. You should get over being so defensive about it if you're going to post about it on the internet. I'm sure if she lost them for some reason you would still have sex with her.

My only issue is that basically all women these days are expect to have large non-natural breasts in order for any male to find them sexually attractive in spite of pain or health problems.

And yes, 34D is very flat for a small sized woman these days. I'm glad you've got me totally figured out.
 
2012-10-03 08:23:15 PM

Old enough to know better: Another 'bubble tits physics' hater here. There's nothing worse than being constantly reminded that you're engaging in a activity intended for horny 14 year old boys.


Thing is, gaming isn't for 14 year old boys any longer. The average gamer age is now 35. The problem is that the video game industry hasn't caught up with that.

I don't even mind if female characters are sexy, but just don't make them look like Victoria Secret's Models. Dress them how a woman going into battle would dress.
 
2012-10-03 09:10:45 PM
Of course only women get exaggerated features in games.

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2012-10-03 09:11:23 PM

fluffy2097: Oh for heavens sake. Dead or Alive practically invented video game breast jiggle. It's what the game is known for.

This just in, Hustler magazine has pictures of vaginas in it!

Not all video games have bubble breasted bimbos.
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www.hookedgamers.com

Easily the hottest video game heroine... stop looking at me like that, she's over 18! Really!
 
2012-10-04 12:40:46 AM

FunkOut: My only issue is that basically all women these days are expect to have large non-natural breasts in order for any male to find them sexually attractive in spite of pain or health problems.


Not sure if troll or deluded.
/expectED
 
2012-10-04 08:55:24 AM
dragon's dogma, aside from being excellent, didn't force you into super boob either.

/ if not for guild wars 2, I'd be playing that game more
 
2012-10-04 09:13:19 AM
No, thats just what idiot game devs think people want. My wife and I, along with every other gamer I know, openly mock companies about how ridiculous and slutty they portray female charcters as these days.

If you want some lulz, look at a time lapse of each consecutive release of EverQuest and all its expansions. The original cover art was normal, and each progressive release focused more on the female elf with larger and larger boobs, until it was just unrealistically silly.
 
2012-10-04 11:11:31 AM

Alonjar: No, thats just what idiot game devs think people want. My wife and I, along with every other gamer I know, openly mock companies about how ridiculous and slutty they portray female charcters as these days.

If you want some lulz, look at a time lapse of each consecutive release of EverQuest and all its expansions. The original cover art was normal, and each progressive release focused more on the female elf with larger and larger boobs, until it was just unrealistically silly.


CSB:

I met the original model for the blonde EQ elf back in 2001 or so. It was a pretty cool story: She had done some modeling work, and the artist (Elmore, if I recall) wound up using some of that as reference for the character, without telling her. And so her mother was in a store one day and spotted the cover for EverQuest and saw her daughter on the cover. She called to congratulate her daughter, and she was shocked... she had never consented to being in the artwork, or even been approached for it. She called up Sony/Verant and wound up making an official deal.

She's super-hot and proportioned pretty much exactly how she looked in the artwork. Though to be fair, she was there to promote EQ and be a spokesmodel, and all she could talk about was how she got the job.
 
2012-10-04 11:25:51 AM

Alonjar: The original cover art was normal, and each progressive release focused more on the female elf with larger and larger boobs, until it was just unrealistically silly.


Unrealistic elves? Next someone is going to tell me Everquest's magic is unrealistic too.
 
2012-10-04 12:04:43 PM
I admit that I installed the patch to watch Laura Croft's boobies bounce in the original Tomb Raider.

Now I'm older, I get all the boobies I need from FARK threads.

/so post 'em comma dammit
 
2012-10-04 11:45:55 PM
They've done this for more than 5 iterations, and just now you've got a bug up your ass about it?
I'm sorry, no.
 
2012-10-05 12:30:22 AM

weclock: They've done this for more than 5 iterations, and just now you've got a bug up your ass about it?
I'm sorry, no.


For that sort of people, they've always had a bug up there, it's just that it's pissed at different things at different times. Typical rage addict.
 
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