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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   The national crisis is over; Florida's rogue manatee rider/molester has been brought to justice   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 32
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gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-03 10:54:13 AM
This was top-o-the-charts for their L.E.O.?

/waste of time/money/taxpayers funds
 
2012-10-03 10:54:14 AM
The manatee is the one not wearing the hat correct?
 
2012-10-03 10:55:52 AM
Who farking cares?

She wasn't chopping it up with a boat propellor or poisoning it by dumping hair gel and fake tan lotion into the water.

Maybe the sea-cow enjoyed the contact. Stupid law.
 
2012-10-03 10:56:59 AM
Which one was the manatee?
 
2012-10-03 10:57:06 AM
I'm gonna wait outside her window, so the next time I see her having sex I'll crawl through the window and start rubbing myself on her backside. 

To be fair, she didn't think the manatees were mating. She thought they were writing the next script for Family Guy.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-10-03 10:57:28 AM
FTA - According to witnesses on the beach that day, the woman was riding atop a manatee that was attempting to mate with another one.

/Bow - chicka - bow - wow
 
2012-10-03 10:58:07 AM
I would love to see this go to trial.
 
2012-10-03 10:58:55 AM
She should be forced to watch Gallery Girls.
 
2012-10-03 10:59:15 AM
Cue creepy manatee threesome.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-03 10:59:36 AM

Pud: FTA - According to witnesses on the beach that day, the woman was riding atop a manatee that was attempting to mate with another one.

/Bow - chicka - bow - wow


Looked at pictures. Looks like it was a three-way to me.
 
2012-10-03 11:00:10 AM

Pud: FTA - According to witnesses on the beach that day, the woman was riding atop a manatee that was attempting to mate with another one.

/Bow - chicka - bow - wow



It's pretty sad when even horny manatees reject your advances.
 
2012-10-03 11:00:42 AM
Whew! Glad that's over. Guns can all go back in the gun safe now. And I will be able to get a good nights sleep.
 
2012-10-03 11:00:59 AM

gja: Pud: FTA - According to witnesses on the beach that day, the woman was riding atop a manatee that was attempting to mate with another one.

/Bow - chicka - bow - wow

Looked at pictures. Looks like it was a three-way to me.



What if she's pregnant now?
 
2012-10-03 11:01:32 AM

Reverend Monkeypants:
Maybe the sea-cow enjoyed the contact.

I'm pretty sure she did. That's why she was riding the manatee in the first place.
 
2012-10-03 11:01:43 AM
Oh the huge manatee.
 
2012-10-03 11:05:25 AM

Pick: Whew! Glad that's over. Guns can all go back in the gun safe now. And I will be able to get a good nights sleep.


Yes, your wife and I are relieved, god bless her.
 
2012-10-03 11:05:54 AM
This article calls her a 'sea cow'... or something.

/snerk
 
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2012-10-03 11:07:25 AM

Pud: FTA - According to witnesses on the beach that day, the woman was riding atop a manatee that was attempting to mate with another one.

/Bow - chicka - bow - wow


thread ova.
 
2012-10-03 11:11:36 AM
Can anybody who has better 'shop skills than me make a "Oh the Huge Manatee" pic for this?
 
2012-10-03 11:14:43 AM
Defendant presents citing law requiring manatees not be disturbed and asserts her action did not constitute a disturbance.

Law is ruled unenforceable due to being overly vague in its governing language.

Case dismissed.

Court Adjourned.
 
2012-10-03 11:21:53 AM

SevenizGud: Defendant presents citing law requiring manatees not be disturbed and asserts her action did not constitute a disturbance.

Law is ruled unenforceable due to being overly vague in its governing language.

Case dismissed.

Court Adjourned.


Prosecutor:Your honor, may I call a surprise witness?

Judge:I'll allow it.

Prosecutor:The Manatee

courtrooom:GASP
 
2012-10-03 11:24:16 AM

mortimer_ford: SevenizGud: Defendant presents citing law requiring manatees not be disturbed and asserts her action did not constitute a disturbance.

Law is ruled unenforceable due to being overly vague in its governing language.

Case dismissed.

Court Adjourned.

Prosecutor:Your honor, may I call a surprise witness?

Judge:I'll allow it.

Prosecutor:The Manatee

courtrooom:GASP


Prosecuter: Mr. Tee, show us on the doll where the defendent touched you.
 
2012-10-03 11:29:10 AM
When officers arrived at her home, Gutierrez claimed ignorance of the state's strict laws against manatee disturbance/molestation. She was not arrested, but charges will be brought against her by State Attorney's office for prosecution.

If the State Attorney's office has time to prosecute this, that must mean that they have no other real criminals to deal with, right? Way to go Pinellas County!!! 

Now, can we get back to illegally feeding dolphins in Sarasota Bay? Link
 
2012-10-03 11:30:59 AM
Our long national nightmare is over.
 
2012-10-03 11:36:05 AM
OK why title her a manatee molester? She wasn't doing anything sexual. Yes they were trying to mate but she didn't know that. Hopefully.
 
2012-10-03 11:43:56 AM

turbotikigod: Reverend Monkeypants:
Maybe the sea-cow enjoyed the contact.
I'm pretty sure she did. That's why she was riding the manatee in the first place.


Coffee everywhere! Sprayed nearly three feet! Thanks alot....
 
2012-10-03 12:00:26 PM
If she's convicted does she up on some marine animal offender list? Is required to stay at least 500 feet away from Sea World?
 
2012-10-03 12:15:47 PM
Nothing like hot manatee lovin for a good time.
 
2012-10-03 12:17:26 PM

beefoe: If she's convicted does she up on some marine animal offender list? Is required to stay at least 500 feet away from Sea World?


And the Red Lobster, too, of course.
 
2012-10-03 01:40:22 PM
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Picture of a what a sea cow might look like.
 
2012-10-03 02:22:27 PM
Typical Mexican beachgoer.
 
2012-10-03 03:09:50 PM
"The crisis is over. You may all go back to your regularly scheduled divisive political arguments."



My favorite part of the article!
 
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