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DC Comics unveils its newest superhero: The Sears Craftsman. "People are passionate about what they build." Hostess Twinkie Guy sulks after pounding his thumb with a hammer
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maddogdelta
2012-10-03 01:16:11 PM
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Ahem....
PirateKing
2012-10-03 12:50:06 PM
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He was bitten by a radioactive Norm Abrams.
CheapEngineer
2012-10-03 12:52:01 PM
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Dexter FTW
Bf+
2012-10-03 12:20:51 PM
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Nickster79
2012-10-03 09:05:14 AM
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So I guess the next NEW 52 to be a drill bit set.
Sybarite
2012-10-03 08:57:36 AM
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His super powers come in the form of a modular power tool with nine interchangeable attachments
And you thought Aquaman had lame powers.
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