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2012-10-03 05:17:35 AM  
17 votes:
I don't think the C-cup is going to be a difficult thing to find among D&D grognards. The female part is going to be much trickier.
2012-10-03 07:45:37 AM  
4 votes:
www.stevenhumour.com
2012-10-03 05:35:09 AM  
3 votes:
They're going to regret mentioning the cup size but not weight
2012-10-03 05:31:36 AM  
3 votes:
farm4.static.flickr.com

/Yes, I took that pic.
2012-10-03 08:53:45 AM  
2 votes:

Cyno01: Shadow Blasko: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]

I have that exact set, black/purple with gold numbering. My pimp dice.


i.imgur.com
2012-10-03 06:29:33 AM  
2 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: What the people who posted the ad want (NSFW).


That table is entirely too small.

And her dice don't match.
2012-10-03 12:46:33 AM  
2 votes:
nerdbastards.com
2012-10-03 10:09:00 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry I found this so late but since you were nice enough to scroll all the way down here...
imageshack.us
2012-10-03 03:08:40 PM  
1 votes:
Obligatory

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-03 01:47:33 PM  
1 votes:

Girion47: RsquaredW: bhcompy: Sounds like you want to poke her with your Prodigal Sorcerer.

[magiccards.info image 312x445] 

/blue and white counterspell/poke/heal/damage mitigation deck, best deck (~1997)
//swords to plowshares muthafarker

Did you name your penis Tim?

Here I thought my group was the only one to call him Tim.


Your GROUP called your penis Tim????
2012-10-03 12:07:46 PM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: To play Super Smash Brothers and wipe the floor with them with Ness while only wearing a g string?


Tell me you can play Melee instead, and you would've been a big hit in my college days.

Not that big a hit, though. Some of us are sorta prudes.
2012-10-03 12:04:04 PM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: lyanna96: Bachelor party topless D&D? If only we'd heard of THAT before our wedding! I would have had to teach strippers D&D for the boys! LOL

"Ok Lolita... I mean Galstaff, you're standing alone in the dark."
"I cast a spell!"
"Where are the cheetos??"
"Right next to you, Starr-light!." 
"I want to cast magic missile!"

You know, I had that idea once.

Nerd bachelor parties.

I coulda made some GOOD money.

Some 21 year old WOW nerd wants a hot chick in a French maid outfit to join their LAN party? To play Super Smash Brothers and wipe the floor with them with Ness while only wearing a g string? To strip off a Princess Zelda outfit and end up wearing only Hylian shield pasties and a smile?

There's a market for it.


www.geekzenith.com
2012-10-03 11:51:22 AM  
1 votes:

lyanna96: Bachelor party topless D&D? If only we'd heard of THAT before our wedding! I would have had to teach strippers D&D for the boys! LOL

"Ok Lolita... I mean Galstaff, you're standing alone in the dark."
"I cast a spell!"
"Where are the cheetos??"
"Right next to you, Starr-light!." 
"I want to cast magic missile!"


You know, I had that idea once.

Nerd bachelor parties.

I coulda made some GOOD money.

Some 21 year old WOW nerd wants a hot chick in a French maid outfit to join their LAN party? To play Super Smash Brothers and wipe the floor with them with Ness while only wearing a g string? To strip off a Princess Zelda outfit and end up wearing only Hylian shield pasties and a smile?

There's a market for it.
2012-10-03 11:17:35 AM  
1 votes:

bhcompy: Sounds like you want to poke her with your Prodigal Sorcerer.

[magiccards.info image 312x445] 

/blue and white counterspell/poke/heal/damage mitigation deck, best deck (~1997)
//swords to plowshares muthafarker


Did you name your penis Tim?
2012-10-03 10:47:18 AM  
1 votes:
www.mattbrandenburg.com
2012-10-03 09:57:56 AM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: I've seen someone link to that one before, so I've had a chance to read it and marvel at the sheer wondrous geekitude. I also remember one thread where people basically wrote how they thought the star wars prequels should have gone. It didn't have massive amounts of comments, but I do remember thinking that a decent number of Farkers stories sounded much better than the actual prequels themselves.


Two Girls One Cup had a better plot than the SW prequels.
2012-10-03 09:48:28 AM  
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: Fecacacophany: All the "nerdy girl pics" being posted are just adverts and conbooth PR moves to separate basement dwellers from their Dew/Cheeto money.

Really... Are you sure about that?


Oh, ok, and some are illustrations from comics and fanart. You can tell from the pixels. Sure some guys might have run an unlikely intercept play and caught a nerdgirl during that awkward phase in college, but that is improbable and rare to the point approaching practical impossibility. It's on a par with your 4-year-old wishing to be a helicopter when he grows up; sure, uhm, yeah, could happen, but I think the surgery to implant the turbine and fuel tanks will be costly and painful and WTF?!?!

I don't blame socially repressed and introverted guys for holding out hope for that gorgeous Cosplay Queen with a heart of gold who can see beyond the acne scars and obscene body hair and love them for who they are, but reality has to be accounted for. I mean, if you're just out to squeeze one off to a sexy X-woman in a unitard, that's what the nerdgirl pics are for, but once that photoshoot ended, she met her insanely hot/rich boyfriend for an afternoon of shopping on Rodeo Drive and your chances of wooing her just dropped back to nil.
2012-10-03 09:47:42 AM  
1 votes:

Kipple: Fecacacophany: MythDragon: [www.stevenhumour.com image 540x405]

This. All the "nerdy girl pics" being posted are just adverts and conbooth PR moves to separate basement dwellers from their Dew/Cheeto money. The nerd girls are all on Pintrest and Etsy obsessing over 35-year-old handbags and want nothing to do with guys who aren't Hipster Robert Pattinson In Glasses With A Guitar And A Book OF Poetry They Wrote. That one girl you knew who actually threw D20's back in college outgrew that awkward phase and joined the OMG Shoes/handbag/Newcutecellphone brigade and will deny that they ever really touched a PHB. The bottom line is women don't obsess over the same things guys do and to the extent guys do.

Huh... that is an interesting overarching generalization that fails epically when applied to me.
Robert Patterson is icky and a horrible representation of what "male" is - heck, I'm not sure he's even human.
I prefer Karl Urban, Chris Hemsworth, Clay Matthews, ... more "men" looking men. Viking men. MEN that can grow REAL facial hair, people.
Yes, I know who Clay Matthews is. I won my fantasy football league last year. I have Sunday Ticket.
Etsy and Pinrest are stupid and boring. I don't care that your cupcakes look like little houses. It is a damn cupcake. Eat it.
I hate shopping - I loath it. It is not a sport I enjoy (Yes, other women should just admit for them, it is a sport)
I don't own a purse. I have a briefcase for work that suits just fine. It is black.
Women who have to have multiple purses to match their shoes confuse me to no end. Why waste money that could be spent on Space Marines and Imperial Guard minis?
Shoes - OMG anothersport. I own two pair of heels. Black and brown. They are for work. I hate them. I wear either my tennis shoes or boots when not at work, thank you.
Newcutecellphone? You mean my three year old blackberry that work provides me?

Sorry, but professional women who are over 30 yet still enjoy D&D, RPGs, VideoGames, and miniature war-gaming do exist. I'm one of them.

/Oh, and I own a few cute gamer T-shirts as well. My boyfriend prefers the "control freak" shirt - while I myself love my Battlestar Gallactica shirt best.


Can we be friends?
2012-10-03 09:46:12 AM  
1 votes:

Fecacacophany: MythDragon: [www.stevenhumour.com image 540x405]

This. All the "nerdy girl pics" being posted are just adverts and conbooth PR moves to separate basement dwellers from their Dew/Cheeto money. The nerd girls are all on Pintrest and Etsy obsessing over 35-year-old handbags and want nothing to do with guys who aren't Hipster Robert Pattinson In Glasses With A Guitar And A Book OF Poetry They Wrote. That one girl you knew who actually threw D20's back in college outgrew that awkward phase and joined the OMG Shoes/handbag/Newcutecellphone brigade and will deny that they ever really touched a PHB. The bottom line is women don't obsess over the same things guys do and to the extent guys do.


Untrue, sir. I know more about the Materia system in FF7, the Cthuhlu DM guide, MTG mythic rares, and kicking ass in Assassins Creed than most men I know.

I couldn't care less about Pinterest or handbags or designer anything. I despise hipsters, twilight anything, and don't even have a twitter account.

That said, I'm also not an asexual unwashed miscreant who lives in a basement.

So, please don't speak in absolutes. We're out there. I promise.
2012-10-03 08:57:53 AM  
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: Cyno01: Shadow Blasko: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]

I have that exact set, black/purple with gold numbering. My pimp dice.


Mine are what I call "poisoned apple" color. They're red marbled with green, with gold lettering.

They served me well in my most recent D2 character build- half elf bard with a knife-throwing specialty. We start Monday. I haz an excite.
2012-10-03 08:45:12 AM  
1 votes:

tamsnod27: lilbordr: Found one! 
[www.gamersbin.com image 850x1133]

Holy Mother of Jebus!!


That is.... amazing.....
2012-10-03 08:01:10 AM  
1 votes:

MythDragon: [www.stevenhumour.com image 540x405]


That hurts, MythDragon. Right down to my core. And somehow also reminds me I need new batteries for my TI-89.
2012-10-03 07:36:25 AM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
No, I will Not roll a shaving throw...
2012-10-03 06:16:15 AM  
1 votes:

Klivian: Having played in several gaming groups in the last few years, the stereotype is quickly fading, 6 fat guys in a basement gaming, lots of girls in the mix.

The games that I've DMed at PAX East the last few years have always contained at least one girl, if not more.



Most of the most aggressive tabletop players I know are women, and I still think they make the best DM's.

/Walking through gencon over the years has surprised me every year with the increasing number of EXCELLENT gamers who win some of the hardest competitions... Who just happen to also be gorgeous women.
2012-10-03 06:12:19 AM  
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Shadow Blasko: Bathia_Mapes: Oh, I think this thread will do well, but not quite as well as the inevitable debate discussion thread tonight. Just going by the GOP VP thread, the debate thread will be massive. The August 11th thread where farkers were speculating as to whom Romney would pick had over 800 comments. The thread where Romney named Ryan as his running mate had over 1,500 comments.

The top commented links have changed considerably over the last year. I remember when the 2008 debate threads were near the top.

I thought Mike nuked the "last post" threads, but they seem to be back. Not that I mind, I think I was in a couple of those.

I wonder how many comments I had in the epic geek love in thread...

That threads sounds as though it was a lot of fun.


It was. We trolled the mods, the mods trolled us, much fun was had on every level. Parallel discussions were had on myspace and googlegroups for images that we wanted to share that we didn't want everyone to see. People set up parties that happened while the thread was still active. It really was a neat coming together of like minded freaks. If I recall correctly it was also the first thread that forced pagination for TF'rs at the 500 post level.

I don't think I got a lot of sleep during that period of time, but I made a lot of new friends.
2012-10-03 06:00:30 AM  
1 votes:
No, Marcie! You didn't have to do that!
2012-10-03 06:00:18 AM  
1 votes:
askthedm.files.wordpress.com

sleep500.com

www.triggabytes.com

hahabomb.com

images.geeknative.com.s3.amazonaws.com

www.chipchick.com
2012-10-03 05:43:45 AM  
1 votes:
Bah. Real gamers would run Pathfinder!
2012-10-03 05:29:37 AM  
1 votes:

RatMaster999: i've been lurking around here a LONG time (my previous log in started in '01)...how in the hell did I miss that one...


That thread spawned 6 spin-off threads... two google/yahoo groups, and 3 marriages that I know of.

Srsly.
2012-10-03 02:13:15 AM  
1 votes:

Triumph: [nerdbastards.com image 486x340]


I must admit, I'd roll it.
 
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