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2012-10-03 03:52:45 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: kiwimoogle84: Oh, this applies.

Possibly NSFW, the language definitely is.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kiwimoog le84/8051400012/

And I wish I knew how to link things properly, someone teach me? Kthxbai.

...click the little picture icon? Second from the right, and it has a mountain on it. Am I missing a joke? If so, I hope I look REALLY stupid.

Also, an amusing picture there.


I didn't want to embed nsfw language. I messed that up apparently. Oh well.

And Klivian, I don't have time. We're doing a DnD game here as it is, so I can't commit to a once a week thing. Thanks for the info though.
 
2012-10-03 03:53:14 PM

kiwimoogle84: Girion47: kiwimoogle84: shortymac: kiwimoogle84: shortymac: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: lyanna96: Bachelor party topless D&D? If only we'd heard of THAT before our wedding! I would have had to teach strippers D&D for the boys! LOL

"Ok Lolita... I mean Galstaff, you're standing alone in the dark."
"I cast a spell!"
"Where are the cheetos??"
"Right next to you, Starr-light!." 
"I want to cast magic missile!"

You know, I had that idea once.

Nerd bachelor parties.

I coulda made some GOOD money.

Some 21 year old WOW nerd wants a hot chick in a French maid outfit to join their LAN party? To play Super Smash Brothers and wipe the floor with them with Ness while only wearing a g string? To strip off a Princess Zelda outfit and end up wearing only Hylian shield pasties and a smile?

There's a market for it.

[www.geekzenith.com image 500x313]

We really should team up and start a joint nerd bachelor party and porn business.

Sure, you got the financial backing? I sure as hell don't. Medicare doesn't pay THAT great.

And I Might Be Crazy But...

That's your problem. You gotta be able to do it drunk too. It's half the fun. :) drunk I'm much better as Captain Falcon.

I live in Canada so no worries there, I was thinking about doing a joint venture with a burlesque group in Toronto who does nerdy themed shows.

I did go to B-school with a guy who worked in the porn industry as a businessman. Hmmmm maybe I should give him a ring.

Well unfortunately I'm in Indiana. Not sure how we could make that work out. Nice idea though.

You're a hoosier? EWWWWWWW

/Louisvillain

No. I'm a Californian who found herself in Indiana. I'm not here for my health.

And Give Me Doughnuts...it's SO purple.


Perhaps if you had a pic of you wearing said "magic item" I could better understand the sheer purpleness of it...

*nudge, wink*
 
2012-10-03 03:57:38 PM

give me doughnuts: kiwimoogle84: Girion47: kiwimoogle84: shortymac: kiwimoogle84: shortymac: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: lyanna96: Bachelor party topless D&D? If only we'd heard of THAT before our wedding! I would have had to teach strippers D&D for the boys! LOL

"Ok Lolita... I mean Galstaff, you're standing alone in the dark."
"I cast a spell!"
"Where are the cheetos??"
"Right next to you, Starr-light!." 
"I want to cast magic missile!"

You know, I had that idea once.

Nerd bachelor parties.

I coulda made some GOOD money.

Some 21 year old WOW nerd wants a hot chick in a French maid outfit to join their LAN party? To play Super Smash Brothers and wipe the floor with them with Ness while only wearing a g string? To strip off a Princess Zelda outfit and end up wearing only Hylian shield pasties and a smile?

There's a market for it.

[www.geekzenith.com image 500x313]

We really should team up and start a joint nerd bachelor party and porn business.

Sure, you got the financial backing? I sure as hell don't. Medicare doesn't pay THAT great.

And I Might Be Crazy But...

That's your problem. You gotta be able to do it drunk too. It's half the fun. :) drunk I'm much better as Captain Falcon.

I live in Canada so no worries there, I was thinking about doing a joint venture with a burlesque group in Toronto who does nerdy themed shows.

I did go to B-school with a guy who worked in the porn industry as a businessman. Hmmmm maybe I should give him a ring.

Well unfortunately I'm in Indiana. Not sure how we could make that work out. Nice idea though.

You're a hoosier? EWWWWWWW

/Louisvillain

No. I'm a Californian who found herself in Indiana. I'm not here for my health.

And Give Me Doughnuts...it's SO purple.

Perhaps if you had a pic of you wearing said "magic item" I could better understand the sheer purpleness of it...

*nudge, wink*


Sorry, I'm happily taken these days. Those days are behind me...
 
2012-10-03 03:58:10 PM

Klivian: shortymac: Okay who is the organizer of the FARK Skype RPG group? Hell I will even play pathfinder/3.5.

I've been craving an RPG game for a while now. EIP

IronJelly seems to have vanished, so I'll take the position as DM (unless they come back).

It will be Pathfinder, Core Rulebook only (APG is a maybe for now). EIP for players interested.

Requirements: Skype with mic, maptools latest version (it's free, runs on java). Rough guess at time would be Thursdays at 7pm eastern.


Skype free version okay? We don't need to do video do we?
 
2012-10-03 03:59:08 PM

Fecacacophany: MythDragon: [www.stevenhumour.com image 540x405]

This. All the "nerdy girl pics" being posted are just adverts and conbooth PR moves to separate basement dwellers from their Dew/Cheeto money. The nerd girls are all on Pintrest and Etsy obsessing over 35-year-old handbags and want nothing to do with guys who aren't Hipster Robert Pattinson In Glasses With A Guitar And A Book OF Poetry They Wrote. That one girl you knew who actually threw D20's back in college outgrew that awkward phase and joined the OMG Shoes/handbag/Newcutecellphone brigade and will deny that they ever really touched a PHB. The bottom line is women don't obsess over the same things guys do and to the extent guys do.


That is single most sexist statement in this thread. You sir, do not know any geeky women (like me and my friends). And I doubt you know any women period.

Me I want a chunky guy with a wicked sense of humor and a beard.
 
2012-10-03 04:01:46 PM

Girion47: Klivian: shortymac: Okay who is the organizer of the FARK Skype RPG group? Hell I will even play pathfinder/3.5.

I've been craving an RPG game for a while now. EIP

IronJelly seems to have vanished, so I'll take the position as DM (unless they come back).

It will be Pathfinder, Core Rulebook only (APG is a maybe for now). EIP for players interested.

Requirements: Skype with mic, maptools latest version (it's free, runs on java). Rough guess at time would be Thursdays at 7pm eastern.

Skype free version okay? We don't need to do video do we?


Nope, the visual element would be handled by maptools (which I have mentioned is free).
 
2012-10-03 04:02:08 PM

Kipple: HalEmmerich: ...Eight 1s and 2s. One single wound. Such is my life in the grim darkness of the far future, the dice gods are cruel.

*Cringe* Sometimes the dice just hate.

My worst during 40k was at a tourney in Atlanta right before 4thed went live. Not only do my DarkAngels (at the time, stand and shoot) have to go against SpacePuppies(CHARGEHANDTOHANDRAWR!) played by a friend of mine that often beats me with that particular list - the mission we pull? I have to CHARGE him, retrieve the emissary and return the emissary to a safe zone. Right. Ohkay. This is gonna be bad.

First round - I go first. I move my only troop transport up, which has my captain with the Sword of Secrets within. He and his buddies are the only hand-to-hand I have in my entire army. I fire my lascannons, artillery and such. I couldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat. A boat with water in it... *sigh* His turn, he fires his ONLY lascannon. It crits th ...


I think they may have toned down damage done to guys inside vehicles, I know the pains of that happening pretty well. I'm not sure what's worse, my tactical squads failing their Ld9 pinning tests when they'd otherwise not mind having disembarked, being stuck getting them slaughtered, or losing 2 of 6 terminators when my Land Raider gets popped on a lucky shot because I can't even make average or better 2+ armor saves, let alone 3+s...Oh, losing two terminators on 3 armor saveable wounds when in close combat with a unit I should wipe the floor with is pretty rough too, but not really vehicle related. Just demonstrates my luck with armor saves.
 
2012-10-03 04:02:09 PM

Bobbi Wickham: Fecacacophany: MythDragon: [www.stevenhumour.com image 540x405]

This. All the "nerdy girl pics" being posted are just adverts and conbooth PR moves to separate basement dwellers from their Dew/Cheeto money. The nerd girls are all on Pintrest and Etsy obsessing over 35-year-old handbags and want nothing to do with guys who aren't Hipster Robert Pattinson In Glasses With A Guitar And A Book OF Poetry They Wrote. That one girl you knew who actually threw D20's back in college outgrew that awkward phase and joined the OMG Shoes/handbag/Newcutecellphone brigade and will deny that they ever really touched a PHB. The bottom line is women don't obsess over the same things guys do and to the extent guys do.

That is single most sexist statement in this thread. You sir, do not know any geeky women (like me and my friends). And I doubt you know any women period.

Me I want a chunky guy with a wicked sense of humor and a beard.


Sorry, I'm already taken.
 
2012-10-03 04:02:26 PM

kiwimoogle84: kiwimoogle84: Oh, this applies.

Possibly NSFW, the language definitely is.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kiwimoog le84/8051400012/

And I wish I knew how to link things properly, someone teach me? Kthxbai.

Ok I really suck. Apparently y'all will have to copy and paste that one. It's funny though :)


You mean like this

(link may be NSFW - blame Kiwimoogle)
 
2012-10-03 04:08:26 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: kiwimoogle84: kiwimoogle84: Oh, this applies.

Possibly NSFW, the language definitely is.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kiwimoog le84/8051400012/

And I wish I knew how to link things properly, someone teach me? Kthxbai.

Ok I really suck. Apparently y'all will have to copy and paste that one. It's funny though :)

You mean like this? 

(link may be NSFW - blame Kiwimoogle)


Yes. That. Thanks :)
 
2012-10-03 04:11:11 PM

Klivian: Girion47: Klivian: shortymac: Okay who is the organizer of the FARK Skype RPG group? Hell I will even play pathfinder/3.5.

I've been craving an RPG game for a while now. EIP

IronJelly seems to have vanished, so I'll take the position as DM (unless they come back).

It will be Pathfinder, Core Rulebook only (APG is a maybe for now). EIP for players interested.

Requirements: Skype with mic, maptools latest version (it's free, runs on java). Rough guess at time would be Thursdays at 7pm eastern.

Skype free version okay? We don't need to do video do we?

Nope, the visual element would be handled by maptools (which I have mentioned is free).


You know, i have maptools, but never really do much with it. my current group is voice only (no webcams, no maptools).

I'll shoot an email off this evening from home.
 
2012-10-03 04:13:57 PM

IronJelly: Klivian: Girion47: Klivian: shortymac: Okay who is the organizer of the FARK Skype RPG group? Hell I will even play pathfinder/3.5.

I've been craving an RPG game for a while now. EIP

IronJelly seems to have vanished, so I'll take the position as DM (unless they come back).

It will be Pathfinder, Core Rulebook only (APG is a maybe for now). EIP for players interested.

Requirements: Skype with mic, maptools latest version (it's free, runs on java). Rough guess at time would be Thursdays at 7pm eastern.

Skype free version okay? We don't need to do video do we?

Nope, the visual element would be handled by maptools (which I have mentioned is free).

You know, i have maptools, but never really do much with it. my current group is voice only (no webcams, no maptools).

I'll shoot an email off this evening from home.


Hard for me to grasp a game without a board, if only for a way to preempt the endless debates of "I wasn't in the room with the fire trap, I was out in the hall, even though I'm the rogue and therefore on point"
 
2012-10-03 04:20:30 PM

HalEmmerich: Kipple: HalEmmerich: ...Eight 1s and 2s. One single wound. Such is my life in the grim darkness of the far future, the dice gods are cruel.

*Cringe* Sometimes the dice just hate.

My worst during 40k was at a tourney in Atlanta right before 4thed went live. Not only do my DarkAngels (at the time, stand and shoot) have to go against SpacePuppies(CHARGEHANDTOHANDRAWR!) played by a friend of mine that often beats me with that particular list - the mission we pull? I have to CHARGE him, retrieve the emissary and return the emissary to a safe zone. Right. Ohkay. This is gonna be bad.

First round - I go first. I move my only troop transport up, which has my captain with the Sword of Secrets within. He and his buddies are the only hand-to-hand I have in my entire army. I fire my lascannons, artillery and such. I couldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat. A boat with water in it... *sigh* His turn, he fires his ONLY lascannon. It crits th ...

I think they may have toned down damage done to guys inside vehicles, I know the pains of that happening pretty well. I'm not sure what's worse, my tactical squads failing their Ld9 pinning tests when they'd otherwise not mind having disembarked, being stuck getting them slaughtered, or losing 2 of 6 terminators when my Land Raider gets popped on a lucky shot because I can't even make average or better 2+ armor saves, let alone 3+s...Oh, losing two terminators on 3 armor saveable wounds when in close combat with a unit I should wipe the floor with is pretty rough too, but not really vehicle related. Just demonstrates my luck with armor saves.


I have a 40k buddy that actually sneaks into church, grabs some holy water and washes his dice before tourneys. Yes. Seriously :)

And why is it that my scouts can make their +6 cover save all day - but that +2 inv save for my Termy? Never in a million years... *sigh* Why can't the unit that can HURT the enemy live!?!
 
2012-10-03 04:23:28 PM

Kipple: HalEmmerich: Kipple: HalEmmerich: ...Eight 1s and 2s. One single wound. Such is my life in the grim darkness of the far future, the dice gods are cruel.

*Cringe* Sometimes the dice just hate.

My worst during 40k was at a tourney in Atlanta right before 4thed went live. Not only do my DarkAngels (at the time, stand and shoot) have to go against SpacePuppies(CHARGEHANDTOHANDRAWR!) played by a friend of mine that often beats me with that particular list - the mission we pull? I have to CHARGE him, retrieve the emissary and return the emissary to a safe zone. Right. Ohkay. This is gonna be bad.

First round - I go first. I move my only troop transport up, which has my captain with the Sword of Secrets within. He and his buddies are the only hand-to-hand I have in my entire army. I fire my lascannons, artillery and such. I couldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat. A boat with water in it... *sigh* His turn, he fires his ONLY lascannon. It crits th ...

I think they may have toned down damage done to guys inside vehicles, I know the pains of that happening pretty well. I'm not sure what's worse, my tactical squads failing their Ld9 pinning tests when they'd otherwise not mind having disembarked, being stuck getting them slaughtered, or losing 2 of 6 terminators when my Land Raider gets popped on a lucky shot because I can't even make average or better 2+ armor saves, let alone 3+s...Oh, losing two terminators on 3 armor saveable wounds when in close combat with a unit I should wipe the floor with is pretty rough too, but not really vehicle related. Just demonstrates my luck with armor saves.

I have a 40k buddy that actually sneaks into church, grabs some holy water and washes his dice before tourneys. Yes. Seriously :)

And why is it that my scouts can make their +6 cover save all day - but that +2 inv save for my Termy? Never in a million years... *sigh* Why can't the unit that can HURT the enemy live!?!


Wouldn't it just be easier to have your own holy water at home?
 
2012-10-03 04:24:41 PM
Alright, Skype and Maptools installed.
 
2012-10-03 04:35:17 PM

kiwimoogle84: Boeheimian Rhapsody: kiwimoogle84: kiwimoogle84: Oh, this applies.

Possibly NSFW, the language definitely is.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kiwimoog le84/8051400012/

And I wish I knew how to link things properly, someone teach me? Kthxbai.

Ok I really suck. Apparently y'all will have to copy and paste that one. It's funny though :)

You mean like this? 

(link may be NSFW - blame Kiwimoogle)

Yes. That. Thanks :)


Oh, that's easy. Click the little button that has a chain with an arrow pointing to the upper right corner. You'll get something that looks like this:

a target="_blank" href="http://">Link

where you see the href="http://" - that's where you'll want to put whatever url you want to link to.

then you change the word "Link" to whatever you want.

and remember, the preview button is your friend :-)
 
2012-10-03 04:39:48 PM

meanmutton: Kipple: HalEmmerich: Kipple: HalEmmerich: ...Eight 1s and 2s. One single wound. Such is my life in the grim darkness of the far future, the dice gods are cruel.

*Cringe* Sometimes the dice just hate.

My worst during 40k was at a tourney in Atlanta right before 4thed went live. Not only do my DarkAngels (at the time, stand and shoot) have to go against SpacePuppies(CHARGEHANDTOHANDRAWR!) played by a friend of mine that often beats me with that particular list - the mission we pull? I have to CHARGE him, retrieve the emissary and return the emissary to a safe zone. Right. Ohkay. This is gonna be bad.

First round - I go first. I move my only troop transport up, which has my captain with the Sword of Secrets within. He and his buddies are the only hand-to-hand I have in my entire army. I fire my lascannons, artillery and such. I couldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat. A boat with water in it... *sigh* His turn, he fires his ONLY lascannon. It crits th ...

I think they may have toned down damage done to guys inside vehicles, I know the pains of that happening pretty well. I'm not sure what's worse, my tactical squads failing their Ld9 pinning tests when they'd otherwise not mind having disembarked, being stuck getting them slaughtered, or losing 2 of 6 terminators when my Land Raider gets popped on a lucky shot because I can't even make average or better 2+ armor saves, let alone 3+s...Oh, losing two terminators on 3 armor saveable wounds when in close combat with a unit I should wipe the floor with is pretty rough too, but not really vehicle related. Just demonstrates my luck with armor saves.

I have a 40k buddy that actually sneaks into church, grabs some holy water and washes his dice before tourneys. Yes. Seriously :)

And why is it that my scouts can make their +6 cover save all day - but that +2 inv save for my Termy? Never in a million years... *sigh* Why can't the unit that can HURT the enemy live!?!

Wouldn't it just be easier to have ...


You can buy holy water from a religious store like St. Jude's, no need to steal it.
 
2012-10-03 04:44:52 PM

shortymac:
I have a 40k buddy that actually sneaks into church, grabs some holy water and washes his dice before tourneys. Yes. Seriously :)

And why is it that my scouts can make their +6 cover save all day - but that +2 inv save for my Termy? Never in a million years... *sigh* Why can't the unit that can HURT the enemy live!?!

Wouldn't it just be eas ...


I long ago stopped questioning his weird Catholic Dice issues. If it brings him dice luck, we just shrug and let him go on.  Can't be any weirder than my tendency to put dice that do bad down the front of my bra to "bring them back to sanity." My friends try to tell me that I'm teaching them bad habits. That if bad rolls get boobies, they aren't gonna be rolling anything but ones... but, I know better! Boobies warm the good numbers out of them!
 
2012-10-03 04:49:14 PM
Man, I should have trademarked this concept when I thought of it YEARS ago...

Game Mastering is probably too specific a skill set, but getting some strippers who can play Rock Band or M:TG should be trivial.
 
2012-10-03 04:52:12 PM

Kipple: shortymac:
I have a 40k buddy that actually sneaks into church, grabs some holy water and washes his dice before tourneys. Yes. Seriously :)

And why is it that my scouts can make their +6 cover save all day - but that +2 inv save for my Termy? Never in a million years... *sigh* Why can't the unit that can HURT the enemy live!?!

Wouldn't it just be eas ...

I long ago stopped questioning his weird Catholic Dice issues. If it brings him dice luck, we just shrug and let him go on.  Can't be any weirder than my tendency to put dice that do bad down the front of my bra to "bring them back to sanity." My friends try to tell me that I'm teaching them bad habits. That if bad rolls get boobies, they aren't gonna be rolling anything but ones... but, I know better! Boobies warm the good numbers out of them!


So, it's a moral boost for your dice.
 
2012-10-03 04:59:49 PM

MoronLessOff: Kipple: shortymac:
I have a 40k buddy that actually sneaks into church, grabs some holy water and washes his dice before tourneys. Yes. Seriously :)

And why is it that my scouts can make their +6 cover save all day - but that +2 inv save for my Termy? Never in a million years... *sigh* Why can't the unit that can HURT the enemy live!?!

Wouldn't it just be eas ...

I long ago stopped questioning his weird Catholic Dice issues. If it brings him dice luck, we just shrug and let him go on.  Can't be any weirder than my tendency to put dice that do bad down the front of my bra to "bring them back to sanity." My friends try to tell me that I'm teaching them bad habits. That if bad rolls get boobies, they aren't gonna be rolling anything but ones... but, I know better! Boobies warm the good numbers out of them!

So, it's a moral boost for your dice.


BINGO!
 
2012-10-03 05:02:59 PM

Klivian: shortymac: Okay who is the organizer of the FARK Skype RPG group? Hell I will even play pathfinder/3.5.

I've been craving an RPG game for a while now. EIP

IronJelly seems to have vanished, so I'll take the position as DM (unless they come back).

It will be Pathfinder, Core Rulebook only (APG is a maybe for now). EIP for players interested.

Requirements: Skype with mic, maptools latest version (it's free, runs on java). Rough guess at time would be Thursdays at 7pm eastern.


Damn, that sounds fun. The Core and APG books are the only ones I have for Pathfinder. Sadly, I'm at work at that time. 6pm-2am...
 
2012-10-03 05:07:32 PM

HalEmmerich: digitalrain: You sound like my husband. When we game, he has this constant vortex of suck around him
that makes it impossible for him to roll well - UNLESS he is rolling for our opponents, then he
rolls like a farking GOD.

It's not even that I roll bad, the dice flat out mess with me. Case in point from this past weekend...

My veterans have dropped from orbit into the middle of the field against a force of Chaos Marines, their drop pod boxing the enemy's Land Raider into terrain so if he wants to move he'll have to risk immobilizing himself plowing through the ruins on his flanks, just as planned. There's a squad of traitor marines in shooting range, right in the open, the perfect target. They choose to fire Vengeance rounds, which will ignore the enemy's armor, but have a chance to overheat on a 1 on a d6 to hit, which would force an armor save. Ten shots, nine hits, no overheats. Almost an absolutely perfect to hit roll. It's now 4 or better on a d6 on each to wound with no saves, they're going to gut the traitor marine squad...

Eight 1s and 2s. One single wound. Such is my life in the grim darkness of the far future, the dice gods are cruel.


Could be worse, you could have fumbled on the Rolemaster fumble table and blown off your own face
 
2012-10-03 05:12:01 PM

kiwimoogle84: And besides, I earn my own damn money. I don't need a man to buy my LA Noire add-ons for me.


Jesus, you tease! I thought for a second there might actually be some new DLC available for LA Noire that I hadn't yet heard about, but all I can find searching is the same few old cases that were released not long after the game itself, which I've long since completed... I went from delighted "OMG, GIMME!" to sad-Panda...
 
2012-10-03 05:48:42 PM
WAAAAAY late to the party....

Started off with AD&D but never took to it. Many have told me "You didn't have the right DM". Sorta like meat loaf and fruit cake, I guess.
Played my way through several games mentioned here, plus whatever grabbed someone's interest at the time (Used to play with a VERY experimental group. If you haven't played it, avoid "Incursion" at all costs!).

Stuck mainly to Earth Dawn and Dark Conspiracy (More Gates of Hell and less zOMFG!! ALIENS!!)
Sadly, I've been without a group for years now.
Lived in Florida for awhile and hooked up with a group through a local gaming shop. They were...odd. MOst of the games revolved around bedding some Sex Goddess and magic items included things like a +5 Dildo of Cumming (I'm not making this up). Nice guys, though one had a rather unhealthy fetish for Anime or Mange or whatever it is that's all tentacle-rapey and school girls.
As for girl gamers, I've played with a few, though each of them was only there to appease their husband/boyfriend. One sat there, drinking coffee and smoking until someone told her to roll. Another needed ALL THE ATTENTIONS!! ALL THE TIME!! and demanded that we watch her perform every gesture or nuance required to cast a spell or she'd get all pouty and biatchy until we ended the game for the night. The last was mainly there for attention. She'd arrive in something skin tight and revealing and writhe and pose atop or next to her boyfriend, both of them just KNOWING that the rest of us just HAD to have her!!
 
2012-10-03 06:09:24 PM
i45.tinypic.com

Taken from the Epic thread mentioned on page 1. I'd let her roll for attack
 
2012-10-03 06:21:16 PM

dragonchild: meanmutton: Women who could, mind you, correctly identify the difference between a pistol and shotgun formation.

That's a litmus test for a woman who claims she's into football. That's about it, though.


A real woman knows how the quarterback position got its name, and whether under-center or shotgun is the older formation.
 
2012-10-03 06:28:12 PM

Klivian: Alright, so the gaming group is starting to take form. Hoping for another player or two to give us a nice solid headcount.

Cmon farkers, you know you want to


Gmail is telling me your gmail is not recognized.
 
2012-10-03 07:00:57 PM

Kipple: shortymac:
I have a 40k buddy that actually sneaks into church, grabs some holy water and washes his dice before tourneys. Yes. Seriously :)

And why is it that my scouts can make their +6 cover save all day - but that +2 inv save for my Termy? Never in a million years... *sigh* Why can't the unit that can HURT the enemy live!?!

Wouldn't it just be eas ...

I long ago stopped questioning his weird Catholic Dice issues. If it brings him dice luck, we just shrug and let him go on.  Can't be any weirder than my tendency to put dice that do bad down the front of my bra to "bring them back to sanity." My friends try to tell me that I'm teaching them bad habits. That if bad rolls get boobies, they aren't gonna be rolling anything but ones... but, I know better! Boobies warm the good numbers out of them!


No weirder than me, I make sure all my d20's are on 7 when I'm not rolling them.

Ok that is a little weirder than me. :p

/currently at a Pathfinder game
//level 6 fighter
///wife sitting across from me, she's very good at playing druids
////somene suggested our DM go topless... He vetoed the idea.
 
2012-10-03 07:06:25 PM
Oh, has anyone ever played the 40k games Rogue Trader or Dark Heresy?
We had a long time RT going that had to end because the Trader got married and moved out of the area. But God-Emperor did I love that game, and playing the tech priest.
 
2012-10-03 07:20:47 PM

SilentStrider: Oh, has anyone ever played the 40k games Rogue Trader or Dark Heresy?
We had a long time RT going that had to end because the Trader got married and moved out of the area. But God-Emperor did I love that game, and playing the tech priest.


Played Rogue Trader a lonnnnggg time ago. Would have been late 90's or early 00's. We didn't get far but I had created a character based on Lincoln F. Stern...I had an angle.
 
2012-10-03 07:38:52 PM

Kipple: shortymac:
I have a 40k buddy that actually sneaks into church, grabs some holy water and washes his dice before tourneys. Yes. Seriously :)

And why is it that my scouts can make their +6 cover save all day - but that +2 inv save for my Termy? Never in a million years... *sigh* Why can't the unit that can HURT the enemy live!?!

Wouldn't it just be eas ...

I long ago stopped questioning his weird Catholic Dice issues. If it brings him dice luck, we just shrug and let him go on.  Can't be any weirder than my tendency to put dice that do bad down the front of my bra to "bring them back to sanity." My friends try to tell me that I'm teaching them bad habits. That if bad rolls get boobies, they aren't gonna be rolling anything but ones... but, I know better! Boobies warm the good numbers out of them!


Is this where I ask for pics of your dice in my email?
 
2012-10-03 07:43:49 PM
I would play topless. Hell I would do that at my own house, but I have a feeling my husband would kill me doing that in front of all his friends LOL
 
2012-10-03 07:43:51 PM
As usual, I'm way late to the thread. A couple of things:

No Bloodninja references? I am disappoint. "I put on my robe and wizards hat..."

Haven't gamed since the 70s, Chainmail and then into D&D and AD&D. Kept getting stuck as GM, rarely got to play. Kind of burned out as a result of that, and because each subsequent editions kept defining more and more detail. I like the older, looser versions, because you could improvise more while GM'ing and while playing. Not everything came down to looking up a d20 roll vs. one of 37 tables. Still have all my old books, which I pull out every so often and stroke longingly, whispering "my precious ..."

/my lawn, get off it
//nah, not really ... c'mon in and have a drink.
 
2012-10-03 07:44:57 PM
keep your behemoth breasted dungeon masters and gimme skinny chicks with pointy ears*

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*would gladly take the aforementioned dungeon master as well.
 
2012-10-03 07:49:52 PM

Omahawg: keep your behemoth breasted dungeon masters and gimme skinny chicks with pointy ears*

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*would gladly take the aforementioned dungeon master as well.


Thin is over rated. Curves my friend a nice round end and a hour glass that is the way to go. Those are the gamer chicks I know.
 
2012-10-03 07:51:07 PM
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I suspect those women get a kick out of constantly shooting down lonely, obese nerds.

"Even though it's COMPLETELY irrelevant to the conversation, let me mention my BOYFRIEND"

Two hours later, she's "getting to know" some Slim & Pretty Guy (tm) who's I.Q. and bodyweight are proportionately lower than your own.

I guess it's important to have an on deck circle, or a pinch farker.

Perhaps I've said too much? :D
 
2012-10-03 07:53:37 PM
Omahawg: keep your behemoth breasted dungeon masters and gimme skinny chicks with pointy ears*

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*would gladly take the aforementioned dungeon master as well.


Talk Thalassian to me, baby.

(Oh god I still remember that even though I haven't played in almost five years)
 
2012-10-03 07:55:26 PM

ComicBookGuy:
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I suspect those women get a kick out of constantly shooting down lonely, obese nerds.

"Even though it's COMPLETELY irrelevant to the conversation, let me mention my BOYFRIEND"

Two hours later, she's "getting to know" some Slim & Pretty Guy (tm) who's I.Q. and bodyweight are proportionately lower than your own.

I guess it's important to have an on deck circle, or a pinch farker.

Perhaps I've said too much?
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2012-10-03 08:00:43 PM
My fancy dice I tried vainly to post earlier...

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Kipple: HalEmmerich: Kipple: HalEmmerich: ...Eight 1s and 2s. One single wound. Such is my life in the grim darkness of the far future, the dice gods are cruel.

*Cringe* Sometimes the dice just hate.

My worst during 40k was at a tourney in Atlanta right before 4thed went live. Not only do my DarkAngels (at the time, stand and shoot) have to go against SpacePuppies(CHARGEHANDTOHANDRAWR!) played by a friend of mine that often beats me with that particular list - the mission we pull? I have to CHARGE him, retrieve the emissary and return the emissary to a safe zone. Right. Ohkay. This is gonna be bad.

First round - I go first. I move my only troop transport up, which has my captain with the Sword of Secrets within. He and his buddies are the only hand-to-hand I have in my entire army. I fire my lascannons, artillery and such. I couldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat. A boat with water in it... *sigh* His turn, he fires his ONLY lascannon. It crits th ...

I think they may have toned down damage done to guys inside vehicles, I know the pains of that happening pretty well. I'm not sure what's worse, my tactical squads failing their Ld9 pinning tests when they'd otherwise not mind having disembarked, being stuck getting them slaughtered, or losing 2 of 6 terminators when my Land Raider gets popped on a lucky shot because I can't even make average or better 2+ armor saves, let alone 3+s...Oh, losing two terminators on 3 armor saveable wounds when in close combat with a unit I should wipe the floor with is pretty rough too, but not really vehicle related. Just demonstrates my luck with armor saves.

I have a 40k buddy that actually sneaks into church, grabs some holy water and washes his dice before tourneys. Yes. Seriously :)

And why is it that my scouts can make their +6 cover save all day - but that +2 inv save for my Termy? Never in a million years... *sigh* Why can't the unit that can HURT the enemy live!?!


I always feel like my opponents who field terminators can make their 2+ armor saves all day. Hell, I had a game this past weekend where I poured fire from 15 marines and my thunderfire cannon into a squad of grey knights terminators for 2-3 turns and only killed 3 of the 5.


SilentStrider: Oh, has anyone ever played the 40k games Rogue Trader or Dark Heresy?
We had a long time RT going that had to end because the Trader got married and moved out of the area. But God-Emperor did I love that game, and playing the tech priest.


Like I said in here earlier, I very briefly played Dark Heresy. It was mine, and a couple other people's, first pen and paper game, and the first time our GM had ever GM'd, so all in all it was a bit of a mess. No one really got into the roleplay, and we didn't even make use of many of the game mechanics. Stuff like glossing over the time investment for investigations, giving everyone the dodge ability to easy combat, that sort of stuff. It'd be nice, now that I have a more firm grasp of 40k lore myself, to play it again with a more experienced GM, where my taking Friend: Adeptes Arbites would actually grant the party some kind of benefit when we worked with them and people actually played their characters rather than a genre savvy version of themself. Maybe start up a skype game like everyone else in here is doing for DnD? Heh.

We did have some good times though, like when our psyker failed so spectacularly on his first power usage, in our first encounter, that he ended up becoming a daemonhost of Nurgle and wiping everyone, and most of the planet, out. Rather than immediately start over we just gave him 5 insanity points and chalked it up to a hallucination.
 
2012-10-03 08:00:49 PM
Damn, pizza delivery just arrived.
 
2012-10-03 08:01:40 PM

Ladygothic5621: Omahawg: keep your behemoth breasted dungeon masters and gimme skinny chicks with pointy ears*

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*would gladly take the aforementioned dungeon master as well.

Thin is over rated. Curves my friend a nice round end and a hour glass that is the way to go. Those are the gamer chicks I know.


Most of the gamer chicks I know are pretty curvy. Yes, some are more rounded than others, but quite a few have that much sought after hourglass figure...
 
2012-10-03 08:06:14 PM

RatMaster999:

Most of the gamer chicks I know are pretty curvy. Yes, some are more rounded than others, but quite a few have that much sought after hourglass figure...


There are quite a few out at the Ren Faire that I work at. LOL we work all day then play Magic the gathering, Munchkin, or role play. Two weekends ago I was playing Shadowrun.

btw this is men lol:

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I have a ton of females that play out there too.
 
2012-10-03 08:09:03 PM

HalEmmerich: My fancy dice I tried vainly to post earlier...

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Very cool. Where did you get them?
 
2012-10-03 08:09:49 PM
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Possibly NSFW Random Encounter
 
2012-10-03 08:17:41 PM

digitalrain: CeroX: digitalrain: CeroX: Parthenogenetic: xanadian: Now, roll a saving throw against jizzing in your pants.

Fortitude, or Will save?

How does the DM set the appropriate DC?

Discuss.

Well, in Shadowrun, Orgasm is a spell, set against target's will, opposed roll...

Mr. digitalrain and I have a house rule. We role a responsiveness stat (4d6, drop the lowest
but you can do it however you want) and if you roll UNDER, you get off. A roll of a 1 is a multiple.

Male characters deduct 1 from their Resp stat each time they get off, so if their Resp stat is
a 12, then after the first orgasm it becomes an 11, etc...

Makes for messy game sex, what with everyone getting off so often, but its easy to keep
track of.

I guess if i were to actually make a player roll for coming, it would go as such:

Male characters: Agility+Willpower+Modifiers

Female: Body+Charisma+Modifiers

Opposed Extended Test (1 hour)

Male Successes cancel Female Successes, if Female Successes are 0 or negative, she comes. If Male Glitches, premature ejac. otherwise, come at the resolve of the extended test...

You're mixing your RPG platforms :) No Ag or Body in D&D (at least not 2.0 and 3.5).

Why would successes cancel one another out?


Sorry, for some reason this page crashes on me at work, so i couldn't respond, and i had shiat to do wheni got home...

For clarity, if you know SR4 rules, in opposed test, the successes (5-6 on a d6) cancel each other out... whoever has successes when the tally is done, wins that round. In a quick instance, only one roll is made, if something must be done over an extended period of time, say, hacking, then you roll your dice pool, count the successes then scoop the dice pool up, take a die out of the pool and roll again, you continue this until you either give up, glitch (fumble) or run out of dice.

There is usually a lower DC for an on the fly type of test, so for example, if one were to say, hack on the fly, the DC is lower, and you only have to roll once to break in the system, but you have to roll a matrix stealth to not be noticed, if the opposed test wins, then you were noticed in the system either by the system itself, or a counter hacker, or whatever, and you have to roll a stealth for every action you do in the system while hacking on the fly

Doing an extended hacking test would be a much higher DC (think in the 20s), and once you are in the system, you do not need to roll a stealth because the reason your hack took longer was because you finessed the system into letting you in...

In this scenario, they would cancel each other out because the male character is trying to perform an agility test against the female's body and looks... the lower the looks, the longer he will last (presumably)
 
2012-10-03 08:23:05 PM

CeroX: digitalrain: CeroX: digitalrain: CeroX: Parthenogenetic: xanadian: Now, roll a saving throw against jizzing in your pants.

Fortitude, or Will save?

How does the DM set the appropriate DC?

Discuss.

Well, in Shadowrun, Orgasm is a spell, set against target's will, opposed roll...

Mr. digitalrain and I have a house rule. We role a responsiveness stat (4d6, drop the lowest
but you can do it however you want) and if you roll UNDER, you get off. A roll of a 1 is a multiple.

Male characters deduct 1 from their Resp stat each time they get off, so if their Resp stat is
a 12, then after the first orgasm it becomes an 11, etc...

Makes for messy game sex, what with everyone getting off so often, but its easy to keep
track of.

I guess if i were to actually make a player roll for coming, it would go as such:

Male characters: Agility+Willpower+Modifiers

Female: Body+Charisma+Modifiers

Opposed Extended Test (1 hour)

Male Successes cancel Female Successes, if Female Successes are 0 or negative, she comes. If Male Glitches, premature ejac. otherwise, come at the resolve of the extended test...


Remind me to take that spell. I just wish all the characters would be much less whoreish. But nothing says distraction like a room full of people falling to the ground in extacy...
 
2012-10-03 08:23:40 PM

Ladygothic5621: HalEmmerich: My fancy dice I tried vainly to post earlier...

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Very cool. Where did you get them?


They're a limited time version of these(which are also limited, go figure) that came with one of the special packages for the 40k 6th edition rulebook this summer. The normal ones are black/grey, it's completely by chance that the ones that came with the set were red to match my army paint scheme.
 
2012-10-03 08:26:58 PM

Ladygothic5621: RatMaster999:

Most of the gamer chicks I know are pretty curvy. Yes, some are more rounded than others, but quite a few have that much sought after hourglass figure...

There are quite a few out at the Ren Faire that I work at. LOL we work all day then play Magic the gathering, Munchkin, or role play. Two weekends ago I was playing Shadowrun.

btw this is men lol:

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I have a ton of females that play out there too.


Sounds like a lot of fun to work there. Sadly, our local Ren Faire has closed down...

Very nice picture
 
2012-10-03 08:30:25 PM

RatMaster999: Ladygothic5621: RatMaster999:

Most of the gamer chicks I know are pretty curvy. Yes, some are more rounded than others, but quite a few have that much sought after hourglass figure...

There are quite a few out at the Ren Faire that I work at. LOL we work all day then play Magic the gathering, Munchkin, or role play. Two weekends ago I was playing Shadowrun.

btw this is men lol:

[i213.photobucket.com image 604x454] 

I have a ton of females that play out there too.

Sounds like a lot of fun to work there. Sadly, our local Ren Faire has closed down...

Very nice picture


What Ren Faire was it? There are a ton around the country.
 
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