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2012-10-03 06:31:36 AM  

Shadow Blasko: DjangoStonereaver: What the people who posted the ad want (NSFW).

That table is entirely too small.

And her dice don't match.


She's got sharp knees too. :-D
 
2012-10-03 06:32:16 AM  

Shadow Blasko:
I think the geekiest thread in fark history would have to be this one...

Can-a-light-saber-cut-through-adamantium-Discuss

Where we ended up with people from DC comics and physicists helping us out. (only 789 comments)

It is a very fun read.


I think I remember that thread, but it's not clear.
Being a teenager back then, it's definitely better that I didn't participate.

Fark needs a "show all threads posted in" list.
 
2012-10-03 06:32:34 AM  

Smoking GNU: Shadow Blasko: Smoking GNU: That's cause they distract their opponents with their boobs, like a self-defense mechanisim by some insects who have large "eyes" on their wings.

True, but even as a ... well... breast enthusiast, I can turn that off when need be. I mean, hell... I've spent 22 years working at Renaissance Festivals, and several years dressing up women in corsets and latex fetish outfits...

From a purely asexual (as asexual as one can be when you realize that the sexiest thing on a woman is indeed between her ears, not her arms) standpoint, the hawt ones have the ... wicked factor... that seems to make them excel at competitive gaming.

You've been inoculated, most tabletop gamers haven't. Your point is invalid.


Yours point stands. I remove my objection.
 
2012-10-03 06:32:34 AM  
Link to BoingBoing? Win. No Boobies tag? Fail.
 
2012-10-03 06:33:50 AM  

Alleyoop: Link to BoingBoing? Win. No Boobies tag? Fail.


Boobies tag automatically bars pictures from being posted in the thread, I believe.
 
2012-10-03 06:35:01 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Alleyoop: Link to BoingBoing? Win. No Boobies tag? Fail.

Boobies tag automatically bars pictures from being posted in the thread, I believe.


Correct
 
2012-10-03 06:37:21 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: What the people who posted the ad want (NSFW).


Call and raise.
Probably not safe for work, but no naughty bits.
 
2012-10-03 06:38:06 AM  
Alright...street lights are turning off, time for me to head for bed. Good day, y'all.
 
mhd
2012-10-03 06:45:31 AM  
Shenanigans, no DM ever got treated with the "utmost respect".

/Also: DM screen
 
2012-10-03 06:45:49 AM  

Shadow Blasko: DjangoStonereaver: What the people who posted the ad want (NSFW).

Call and raise.
Probably not safe for work, but no naughty bits.


I think someone must have dropped that camera lens in some vaseline.
And then the negative into motor oil.
 
2012-10-03 06:58:38 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 07:00:15 AM  

Shadow Blasko: Most of the most aggressive tabletop players I know are women.


I don't know if you're praising them or just beating a stereotype that was debunked ages ago, but this is neither a revelation nor progress. I don't expect women to be softies (my wife's favorite genre is horror FFS) but I'm leery of female gamers with chips on their shoulders. Beheading the first NPC you encounter just to prove you can out-dudebro the neckbeards isn't role-playing. Lady, we're here to have fun; kindly leave the issues you had with the chauvanistic DM in your last campaign out of ours. I was bitter once too, but I grew out of being a teenager.

mhd: Shenanigans, no DM ever got treated with the "utmost respect". /Also: DM screen


This and this.
 
2012-10-03 07:02:37 AM  

Joce678: Klivian: Having played in several gaming groups in the last few years, the stereotype is quickly fading, 6 fat guys in a basement gaming, lots of girls in the mix.

The games that I've DMed at PAX East the last few years have always contained at least one girl, if not more.

Didn't D&D always have girls? It certainly did when I played it back in the early '80s.


Yes, there have always been female gamers, but the ratio has always skewed heavily male, in part because female gamers tended to get harassed by other members of the group. The thought process was along the lines of "Zomg, a gurl! She games, that means I have a chance!" even if the only reason she even talks to him is because he's in the group, and she doesn't want to get hit with the trap that does CON damage.

Threads like this make me miss gaming, haven't had a regular game in over a year now
 
2012-10-03 07:03:47 AM  

Shadow Blasko: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]


Is it bad that the first thought that I had was that she was ruining the balance of that die?
 
2012-10-03 07:05:42 AM  

dragonchild: but this is neither a revelation nor progress.


Thats your opinion and you are welcomed to it.

dragonchild: I was bitter once too, but I grew out of being a teenager.


The specific gamer I had in mind is in her late 30's.

She's not bitter, nor mean... But she is incredibly smart, damned gorgeous, and able to think about 5 moves ahead of everyone else.

I don't know what the hell you are attempting to project onto what I was talking about... but.. No
 
2012-10-03 07:12:55 AM  
Eh, it's his bachelor party, he gets to pick the stripper. Makes sense.
 
2012-10-03 07:15:52 AM  

Shadow Blasko: I don't know what the hell you are attempting to project onto what I was talking about


I dunno, I thought "most aggressive" was pretty clear. That's a world of difference from a girl who's merely clever, which is always a welcome addition to a gaming group. What do you think the word "aggressive" means? I don't think you can find a thesaurus that includes it among the synonyms for "smart". Smart is sexy. Aggressive is something I only want to see in bedroom games and contact sports, not interactive storytelling.

If you didn't mean what you said then OK, but just sayin', you're bound to cause misunderstandings if you use words incorrectly.
 
2012-10-03 07:18:49 AM  

dragonchild: Shadow Blasko: I don't know what the hell you are attempting to project onto what I was talking about

I dunno, I thought "most aggressive" was pretty clear. That's a world of difference from a girl who's merely clever, which is always a welcome addition to a gaming group. What do you think the word "aggressive" means? I don't think you can find a thesaurus that includes it among the synonyms for "smart". Smart is sexy. Aggressive is something I only want to see in bedroom games and contact sports, not interactive storytelling.

If you didn't mean what you said then OK, but just sayin', you're bound to cause misunderstandings if you use words incorrectly.


Yous trollin. nevermind.
 
2012-10-03 07:20:10 AM  

Rindred: Eh, it's his bachelor party, he gets to pick the stripper. Makes sense.


How many strippers do you know that understand the grappling rules?
 
2012-10-03 07:21:56 AM  

Shadow Blasko: DjangoStonereaver: What the people who posted the ad want (NSFW).

Call and raise.
Probably not safe for work, but no naughty bits.


A little too much airbrushing on that one, and I have wonder if the dicebag matches the battlemat, ifyaknowwhatImean.

Still purdy, though.
 
2012-10-03 07:36:25 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
No, I will Not roll a shaving throw...
 
2012-10-03 07:43:04 AM  

Shadow Blasko: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]


Well, crap. My first reaction was a little thrill at the natural 20.
 
2012-10-03 07:44:15 AM  
Found one! 
www.gamersbin.com
 
2012-10-03 07:45:29 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 07:45:37 AM  
www.stevenhumour.com
 
2012-10-03 07:51:23 AM  

MythDragon: [www.stevenhumour.com image 540x405]


lulz
 
2012-10-03 07:58:22 AM  
Now, roll a saving throw against jizzing in your pants.
 
2012-10-03 07:59:38 AM  

Shadow Blasko: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]


Or gay.

/nttawtt
 
2012-10-03 08:01:10 AM  

MythDragon: [www.stevenhumour.com image 540x405]


That hurts, MythDragon. Right down to my core. And somehow also reminds me I need new batteries for my TI-89.
 
2012-10-03 08:06:40 AM  

ShannonKW: Now that's what I call living inn a world of fantasy.

Did recently get a beej while playing KoA on the X-Box recently tho, but that's as close as I'll be able to bring sex and RPGs during my stay on the prime material plane.


Then you've never played "Captured Drow Priestess and the Corruptible Young Paladin"tm

/ I...keed?
 
2012-10-03 08:15:17 AM  

digitalrain: ShannonKW: Now that's what I call living inn a world of fantasy.

Did recently get a beej while playing KoA on the X-Box recently tho, but that's as close as I'll be able to bring sex and RPGs during my stay on the prime material plane.

Then you've never played "Captured Drow Priestess and the Corruptible Young Paladin"tm

/ I...keed?


Hmm...

Drow Priestess:

i236.photobucket.com

Corruptable Young Paladin:

fc04.deviantart.net

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-03 08:18:53 AM  

xanadian: Now, roll a saving throw against jizzing in your pants.


Fortitude, or Will save?

How does the DM set the appropriate DC?

Discuss.
 
2012-10-03 08:19:51 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: digitalrain: ShannonKW: Now that's what I call living inn a world of fantasy.

Did recently get a beej while playing KoA on the X-Box recently tho, but that's as close as I'll be able to bring sex and RPGs during my stay on the prime material plane.

Then you've never played "Captured Drow Priestess and the Corruptible Young Paladin"tm

/ I...keed?

Hmm...

Drow Priestess:

[i236.photobucket.com image 400x518]

Corruptable Young Paladin:

[fc04.deviantart.net image 600x750]

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 360x270]


LOL - I spit rootbeer all over my laptop screen over that last pic...
 
2012-10-03 08:25:11 AM  

squrrelco3: [www.badhaven.com image 299x299]

What a qualified candidate might look like.


I think she's an F or G cup, I'd have to check her MyFreeCams profile.
 
2012-10-03 08:25:30 AM  

Parthenogenetic: xanadian: Now, roll a saving throw against jizzing in your pants.

Fortitude, or Will save?

How does the DM set the appropriate DC?

Discuss.


Caster's CHA + 1 per round of eye contact vs Will at -2
 
2012-10-03 08:26:35 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: They're going to regret mentioning the cup size but not weight


I think most female D&D players could fit the requirement.
 
2012-10-03 08:28:07 AM  

MythDragon: [www.stevenhumour.com image 540x405]


Meh, many of the nerds I know are in good physical shape. They don't get laid because A) they're shy, B) they don't make enough money* and C) there's always a critical shortage of nerdy girls. There's a higher percentage of neckbeards in the D&D crowd, but every member of my old HS D&D group eventually tied the knot.

*Apparently $250k/year is the going rate for escaping the friendzone these days
 
2012-10-03 08:34:09 AM  
This goes hand in hand with my beauty pageant/MTG tournament idea. Half her points came from poise and evening gown, the other half came from her ranking in the tournament. I'm thinking EDH format. Which they'd play in their swimsuits and heels only.

I'd win that thing so hard.
 
2012-10-03 08:35:07 AM  

The Amazing Rando!: [i60.photobucket.com image 500x382]


I believe theres a man in that photo on the right
 
2012-10-03 08:38:52 AM  

kiwimoogle84: This goes hand in hand with my beauty pageant/MTG tournament idea. Half her points came from poise and evening gown, the other half came from her ranking in the tournament. I'm thinking EDH format. Which they'd play in their swimsuits and heels only.

I'd win that thing so hard.


I knew i favorited you for a reason :-)
 
2012-10-03 08:39:12 AM  

thecpt: The Amazing Rando!: [i60.photobucket.com image 500x382]

I believe theres a man in that photo on the right


Or a seriously frightening hambeast.
 
2012-10-03 08:39:43 AM  

thecpt: The Amazing Rando!: [i60.photobucket.com image 500x382]

I believe theres a man in that photo on the right


It probably is. I hope...
 
2012-10-03 08:41:21 AM  

Shadow Blasko: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]


I have that exact set, black/purple with gold numbering. My pimp dice.
 
2012-10-03 08:43:17 AM  

lilbordr: Found one! 
[www.gamersbin.com image 850x1133]


Holy Mother of Jebus!!
 
2012-10-03 08:43:41 AM  

Parthenogenetic: xanadian: Now, roll a saving throw against jizzing in your pants.

Fortitude, or Will save?

How does the DM set the appropriate DC?

Discuss.


Well, in Shadowrun, Orgasm is a spell, set against target's will, opposed roll...
 
2012-10-03 08:45:12 AM  

tamsnod27: lilbordr: Found one! 
[www.gamersbin.com image 850x1133]

Holy Mother of Jebus!!


That is.... amazing.....
 
2012-10-03 08:46:46 AM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: kiwimoogle84: This goes hand in hand with my beauty pageant/MTG tournament idea. Half her points came from poise and evening gown, the other half came from her ranking in the tournament. I'm thinking EDH format. Which they'd play in their swimsuits and heels only.

I'd win that thing so hard.

I knew i favorited you for a reason :-)


I insist I came in third in the WorldWake prerelease tourney because I was wearing a miniskirt and stiletto boots. Distracted my opponents. Also, I rule at pack wars deck building.

/I yam what I yam
 
2012-10-03 08:49:36 AM  

CeroX: Parthenogenetic: xanadian: Now, roll a saving throw against jizzing in your pants.

Fortitude, or Will save?

How does the DM set the appropriate DC?

Discuss.

Well, in Shadowrun, Orgasm is a spell, set against target's will, opposed roll...


FATAL lets you roll for sphincter size .
And if you want to take a poo, you must roll a skill check. God help you if you have a small sphincter and roll a 1.
 
2012-10-03 08:53:45 AM  

Cyno01: Shadow Blasko: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]

I have that exact set, black/purple with gold numbering. My pimp dice.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 08:57:53 AM  

Shadow Blasko: Cyno01: Shadow Blasko: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]

I have that exact set, black/purple with gold numbering. My pimp dice.


Mine are what I call "poisoned apple" color. They're red marbled with green, with gold lettering.

They served me well in my most recent D2 character build- half elf bard with a knife-throwing specialty. We start Monday. I haz an excite.
 
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