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(Daily Mail)   Girls turned away from homecoming dance because their skirts were so short they revealed (gasp) their knees. No this is not a repeat from the early 20th century, this is Utah   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
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2012-10-03 07:51:27 AM  
6 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

In other news, Utah's Rent a Minority reports strong demand as many high school teens rent one or two minority girls to pose in their Facebook Photos.

"These girls want to get in to colleges on the coasts and they know the colleges will be looking at their Facebook timeline. What better way to show the prospective college that you are a cosmopolitan, liberal female than by having a photo taken with a minority 'friend'?" says the owner of Rent a Minority.

Rent a Minority uses a helicopter to shuttle the states three minority teen females to photo ops. "The parents pay for the helicopter. They sure as hell don't want the kid going to a community college where they wind up with a career like trying to sell ad space on Google over the phone. If they think their kid has a chance to be Kim Kardashian's candid photo coordinator, they'd spring for a Harrier jet." 

Photo ops are scheduled so the non minority kids can have time to clean up and get to the dance. "They may also need time for counseling having come in to direct contact with a minority. We offer that too" says Rent a Minority Owner.
2012-10-03 08:25:50 AM  
5 votes:
This flapper scourge must end now. Today they're wearing short haircuts and dresses that expose bare knees, tomorrow they'll be smoking cigarettes, drinking liquor and even listening to that daemonic jazz music and dancing the Charleston.

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2012-10-03 07:48:43 AM  
5 votes:
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We can't fap here, this is Utah!
2012-10-03 02:04:12 AM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x399]

Oh man, look at those KNEES! I'll be in my bunk destroying Utah's morals.


Also, I think one of them is .... *looks around the room* ..... colored
2012-10-03 01:09:24 AM  
3 votes:
Footloose II: Mormon Fury
2012-10-03 09:19:24 AM  
2 votes:

kalel5366: That's a great quote coming from someone whose username is "sodomizer."


Cut him some slack, he just invented this account last week. I'm sure he his real account has a far better name.
2012-10-03 09:17:08 AM  
2 votes:

sodomizer: On the internet, it's bad to express anything but approval for sex and promiscuity. If you don't like the great easy sex trend, you're a Victorian prude who probably can't get an erection.

However, out here in reality, a lot of us are getting fed up with sexual liberation. It didn't bring happiness; it brought a 50% divorce rate and constant date-rape.

Dunno if any of you have daughters. Do you want them acting like prostitutes? Or being a bit more chaste and having lasting marriages, happy families and normal lives?

Again, this is the internet, so I know the answer. But it's worth thinking about.


That's a great quote coming from someone whose username is "sodomizer."
2012-10-03 09:01:34 AM  
2 votes:
Sure, all your farkers think it's fun and games and that it's ok for a girl to leave her knees exposed until she gets hit with an arrow and it ruins her life as an adventurer.
2012-10-03 08:20:29 AM  
2 votes:

RobSeace: MadSkillz: bdub77: We got rid of the native Americans and replaced them with farking Mormons. Yeah that was a great idea. Great thinking, America.

But mormonism teaches us that the natives were jews who were punished by god with red skin and cast from israel.

Wait, so that means I'm part Jewish because I'm part Cherokee? Oy gevalt! Does this mean I have to give up bacon?!


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What a Jewish Indian might look like.
2012-10-03 08:15:48 AM  
2 votes:

smadge1: Who was the Homecoming Queer?


i.dailymail.co.uk

This guy.
2012-10-03 12:12:56 AM  
2 votes:
Only their knees?

You mean they let these little sluts show *GASP*... BARE ANKLE?!?

No wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket.
2012-10-03 12:12:11 AM  
2 votes:
Fark Utah.

Not the state itself, since it does have some beautiful mountain ranges. The people can DIAF though.

/All Farkers excepted.
2012-10-03 02:06:08 PM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

To hell with the knees.

Load goes where?
2012-10-03 11:27:11 AM  
1 votes:

sue_phi: this thread shows how ignorant most of you are of actual Utah reality.
Utah parents have a right to be concerned. haven't you ever heard of how obsessed with sex most of them are? most other activities are prohibited. it's the same kind of thing that people say about catholic school girls.
i've lived in southern utah for 5 years now and have watched at least a half dozen 16-18 year old girls get pregnant and married by the age of 18 (in a town of 200) - they are not fundies - fundamentalists are RARE, not the norm. it has more to do with being so close to a pioneer lifestyle & ranching, etc. than any religious belief - kids who grow up rurally having to do real work & are away from BS cultural brainwashing (i.e. no easy access to 'the culture of the spectacle'), are surrounded by nature rather than an abstracted humanist urban reality, and grow up and mature much faster than city kids. small town children interact more with adults and are more able to converse in a mature manner as well. there aren't age separations like there are elsewhere.
plus, mormon's don't rule utah as much as you think. i happen to live in the state and they have little to no affect on me or my lifestyle. more frustrating are self righteous psuedo intellectual liberals who come on vacation and proclaim how wise & smart they are and then can't manage to use a farking gas pump & buy bottles water while wearing a 'reduce/reuse/recycle' shirt then proclaim to know more about the culture of the area than locals do after spending only a few days traveling through.


for example, Mitt Rmoney in Europe...
//lighten up, francis.
2012-10-03 09:52:16 AM  
1 votes:

Tergiversada: No cleavage, no side boob, no short hemlines.


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2012-10-03 08:58:35 AM  
1 votes:

LesterB: SuperNinjaToad: You guys better not mock Utah/Mormon too much....there is a 50/50 chance one of their rep will rule over all These United States after next month!!

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Probability (or, the Electoral College), how does it work?


'Tis many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip. The only poll that counts is on Election Day.
2012-10-03 08:53:18 AM  
1 votes:
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2012-10-03 08:46:28 AM  
1 votes:
What part of "Utah" aren't you clear on?
2012-10-03 08:41:13 AM  
1 votes:

sue_phi: plus, mormon's don't rule utah as much as you think. i happen to live in the state and they have little to no affect on me or my lifestyle.


Very good, then! Let us drink to your...oh, wait....

sue_phi: small town children interact more with adults and are more able to converse in a mature manner as well. there aren't age separations like there are elsewhere.


What's age separation when everybody's sharing the same child-like naivete?

sue_phi: more frustrating are self righteous psuedo intellectual liberals who come on vacation and proclaim how wise & smart they are and then can't manage to use a farking gas pump & buy bottles water while wearing a 'reduce/reuse/recycle' shirt then proclaim to know more about the culture of the area than locals do after spending only a few days traveling through.


How much of Utah's tourism is strawman-based?
2012-10-03 08:33:44 AM  
1 votes:
ll-media.tmz.com

The only appropriate prom wear.
2012-10-03 08:24:55 AM  
1 votes:
I bet they were wearing multicolored socks as well.

Someday Utah will allow their residents to use electricity and indoor plumbing.
2012-10-03 08:21:17 AM  
1 votes:

Donnchadha: Also, I think one of them is .... *looks around the room* ..... colored


In 1978 God changed his mind about black people.
2012-10-03 08:12:54 AM  
1 votes:
DAT ANKLE
2012-10-03 08:04:43 AM  
1 votes:

Litig8r: I'm more troubled by the fact that the guys were all wearing dark pants with solid pattern dark shirts w/tie. That's not formal; it just looks like shiat.


Oh come on, if they were wearing a white shirt they would all look like Mor.... Oh, nevermind.
2012-10-03 08:01:00 AM  
1 votes:
You know, the wife and I are really careful not to shame our son too much when he whips out the toddler tackle in public, lest we make him feel weird about his body. I just don't understand how people can be so hell bent on trying to make kids feel ashamed of themselves like this.
2012-10-03 07:59:46 AM  
1 votes:
Acceptable prom attire in Utah:

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2012-10-03 07:56:58 AM  
1 votes:
Exposed knees?

aboutlatestfashion.com

/Problem solved
//Problem staying solved
2012-10-03 07:28:37 AM  
1 votes:
What is up with all The Daily Fail greenlights? Does Drew owe some limey beer money?
2012-10-03 01:47:09 AM  
1 votes:
On the upside, at least they're allowed to dance now.
2012-10-03 01:05:45 AM  
1 votes:

bdub77: We got rid of the native Americans and replaced them with farking Mormons. Yeah that was a great idea. Great thinking, America.


But mormonism teaches us that the natives were jews who were punished by god with red skin and cast from israel.
2012-10-03 01:02:57 AM  
1 votes:
We got rid of the native Americans and replaced them with farking Mormons. Yeah that was a great idea. Great thinking, America.
2012-10-03 01:01:15 AM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Only their knees?

You mean they let these little sluts show *GASP*... BARE ANKLE?!?

No wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket.


Well, you know what happens... First, it's the ankles... then the knees... then they'll start wearing their skirts like cummerbunds.

Yeah... that would, uh... be... terrible... Hell in a hand-basket. Yup.
2012-10-03 01:01:11 AM  
1 votes:
Were they sharp knees?
 
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