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(Daily Mail)   Girls turned away from homecoming dance because their skirts were so short they revealed (gasp) their knees. No this is not a repeat from the early 20th century, this is Utah   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 37
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2012-10-03 12:12:11 AM
4 votes:
Fark Utah.

Not the state itself, since it does have some beautiful mountain ranges. The people can DIAF though.

/All Farkers excepted.
2012-10-03 07:56:58 AM
3 votes:
Exposed knees?

aboutlatestfashion.com

/Problem solved
//Problem staying solved
2012-10-03 09:35:58 AM
2 votes:

sue_phi: this thread shows how ignorant most of you are of actual Utah reality.
Utah parents have a right to be concerned. haven't you ever heard of how obsessed with sex most of them are? most other activities are prohibited. it's the same kind of thing that people say about catholic school girls.
i've lived in southern utah for 5 years now and have watched at least a half dozen 16-18 year old girls get pregnant and married by the age of 18 (in a town of 200)


in other words, people are horny, and have sex, and unintentionally make babies. Then their culture demands they get married.

plus, mormon's don't rule utah as much as you think. i happen to live in the state and they have little to no affect on me or my lifestyle. more frustrating are self righteous psuedo intellectual liberals who come on vacation and proclaim how wise & smart they are and then can't manage to use a farking gas pump & buy bottles water while wearing a 'reduce/reuse/recycle' shirt then proclaim to know more about the culture of the area than locals do after spending only a few days traveling through.

Hmm that swings both ways. Do you know my culture or understand it?

When I lived in the big city I happened to be walking down the street behind a passle of obese people with southern accents, toddling at a very slow rate while my (then) walking rate was considerably faster. While blocked by the gaggle, I overheard one of the countryfolk saying "Looks like one of them fruitcakes over there" (presumably in reference to an apparently gay man). I wanted to say "I see some crackers right here" but kept my mouth shut and managed to get around the herd.

Anyway, tourists making ignorant comments is universal. as per the classic example of somebody traveling abroad who make loud, rude remarks or otherwise act boorishly. The fact that you think "pseudo intellectual liberals" are the only ones who do it just shows your provincial nature, heheh.
2012-10-03 09:19:24 AM
2 votes:

kalel5366: That's a great quote coming from someone whose username is "sodomizer."


Cut him some slack, he just invented this account last week. I'm sure he his real account has a far better name.
2012-10-03 09:05:05 AM
2 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: Right because millions of people flew the plane.


Millions just voted for guys in Egypt that cheered the planes.
2012-10-03 08:24:51 AM
2 votes:

dittybopper: EyeballKid: Tat'dGreaser: religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference

Yes, and the LDS has never committed any violent acts against people. Isn't that right, emigrants and Native Americans at Mountain Meadows?

Apparently, the LDS grew out of the "violent fundamentalist" stage of fairly quickly. Islam has had, what, 1700 years or so?


The only reason Mormons are still not violent a-holes is because the army was sent into their territory in 1858 with orders to hang all the leaders if they would not calm down. A bit of rope, and a direct threat of violence against the leaders, has a way of moderating a religion.

If they had essentially remained their own country, they would be sitting off bombs in California.
2012-10-03 08:22:42 AM
2 votes:

dittybopper: Apparently, the LDS grew out of the "violent fundamentalist" stage of fairly quickly. Islam has had, what, 1700 years or so?


Yes, I'm so glad the LDS learned that a pyramid scheme is far more profitable than a cult., especially when your membership totals are barely enough to fit onepodunk state that's been all but bought. It's as if it were rooted in disingenuity, birthed by a con man who was simply trying to fool a bunch of yayhooes.
2012-10-03 08:08:55 AM
2 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference


Yes, and the LDS has never committed any violent acts against people. Isn't that right, emigrants and Native Americans at Mountain Meadows?
2012-10-03 08:01:08 AM
2 votes:
Remember when we were at war with religious fundamentalism? Oh, right, that's just if brown people are involved in it! OUR religious fundamenalism is just right!
2012-10-03 12:26:05 AM
2 votes:
The Melchizedeks that run Utah still consider women chattel property. And by property, I mean barefoot and popping out more Joe Smith worshippers.
2012-10-03 04:05:37 PM
1 votes:
Does it really matter how long the dress is, I mean, after the dance they all come off..
2012-10-03 03:29:22 PM
1 votes:
hmmm I may have to turn in my man-card, but am the only one that saw those pictures and went "Man, those dresses are gaudy."
2012-10-03 02:11:43 PM
1 votes:
That's not a short skirt.

This...is a short skirt. 

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2012-10-03 02:06:08 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

To hell with the knees.

Load goes where?
2012-10-03 01:21:08 PM
1 votes:
fc00.deviantart.net
2012-10-03 12:22:13 PM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Don't live in a Mormon run state if this bothers you.


Glib and myopic. They could also work to convince their friends and neighbors to make changes to their community to better fit their changing views.
2012-10-03 11:28:42 AM
1 votes:
There is no separation of church and state in Utah. The Mormon cult runs everything.
2012-10-03 10:26:11 AM
1 votes:
The single greatest thing about Fall? Skirts and boots weather
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2012-10-03 09:33:40 AM
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: The Muthaship: StoPPeRmobile: Right because millions of people flew the plane.

Millions just voted for guys in Egypt that cheered the planes.

Were they wearing appropriately lengthed skirts?


I actually watched a very good interview with the new Egyptian president with Charlie Rose on Bloomberg. If he is the type of Muslim Brotherhood guy I am suppose to be afraid of or angry with, it did not work. He was diplomatic and his opinions were well thought out. He admitted they would need Western tourism and dollars in Luxor and Cairo and Aswan. Mohamed Morsi interview was respectful and culturally informative. I won't be forgetting '9-11' anytime soon, but I'm not going to clutch my pearls either.
2012-10-03 09:17:08 AM
1 votes:

sodomizer: On the internet, it's bad to express anything but approval for sex and promiscuity. If you don't like the great easy sex trend, you're a Victorian prude who probably can't get an erection.

However, out here in reality, a lot of us are getting fed up with sexual liberation. It didn't bring happiness; it brought a 50% divorce rate and constant date-rape.

Dunno if any of you have daughters. Do you want them acting like prostitutes? Or being a bit more chaste and having lasting marriages, happy families and normal lives?

Again, this is the internet, so I know the answer. But it's worth thinking about.


That's a great quote coming from someone whose username is "sodomizer."
2012-10-03 09:16:30 AM
1 votes:

sodomizer: On the internet, it's bad to express anything but approval for sex and promiscuity. If you don't like the great easy sex trend, you're a Victorian prude who probably can't get an erection.

However, out here in reality, a lot of us are getting fed up with sexual liberation. It didn't bring happiness; it brought a 50% divorce rate and constant date-rape.

Dunno if any of you have daughters. Do you want them acting like prostitutes? Or being a bit more chaste and having lasting marriages, happy families and normal lives?

Again, this is the internet, so I know the answer. But it's worth thinking about.


Go back to the other one, Zeb, it was more convincing.
2012-10-03 09:03:20 AM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: EyeballKid: Remember when we were at war with religious fundamentalism? Oh, right, that's just if brown people are involved in it! OUR religious fundamenalism is just right!

No religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference.


Right because millions of people flew the plane.
2012-10-03 08:58:35 AM
1 votes:

LesterB: SuperNinjaToad: You guys better not mock Utah/Mormon too much....there is a 50/50 chance one of their rep will rule over all These United States after next month!!

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Probability (or, the Electoral College), how does it work?


'Tis many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip. The only poll that counts is on Election Day.
2012-10-03 08:45:07 AM
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: You guys better not mock Utah/Mormon too much....there is a 50/50 chance one of their rep will rule over all These United States after next month!!


imageshack.us

Probability (or, the Electoral College), how does it work?
2012-10-03 08:33:44 AM
1 votes:
ll-media.tmz.com

The only appropriate prom wear.
2012-10-03 08:25:50 AM
1 votes:
This flapper scourge must end now. Today they're wearing short haircuts and dresses that expose bare knees, tomorrow they'll be smoking cigarettes, drinking liquor and even listening to that daemonic jazz music and dancing the Charleston.

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2012-10-03 08:21:17 AM
1 votes:

Donnchadha: Also, I think one of them is .... *looks around the room* ..... colored


In 1978 God changed his mind about black people.
2012-10-03 08:04:56 AM
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: In other news, Utah's Rent a Minority reports strong demand as many high school teens rent one or two minority girls to pose in their Facebook Photos.

"These girls want to get in to colleges on the coasts and they know the colleges will be looking at their Facebook timeline. What better way to show the prospective college that you are a cosmopolitan, liberal female than by having a photo taken with a minority 'friend'?" says the owner of Rent a Minority.

Rent a Minority uses a helicopter to shuttle the states three minority teen females to photo ops. "The parents pay for the helicopter. They sure as hell don't want the kid going to a community college where they wind up with a career like trying to sell ad space on Google over the phone. If they think their kid has a chance to be Kim Kardashian's candid photo coordinator, they'd spring for a Harrier jet." 

Photo ops are scheduled so the non minority kids can have time to clean up and get to the dance. "They may also need time for counseling having come in to direct contact with a minority. We offer that too" says Rent a Minority Owner.


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2012-10-03 08:04:01 AM
1 votes:

EyeballKid: Remember when we were at war with religious fundamentalism? Oh, right, that's just if brown people are involved in it! OUR religious fundamenalism is just right!


No religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference.
2012-10-03 07:56:28 AM
1 votes:
Live in a state that is, in effect, run by a theocracy.

Surprised when shiat like this happens.
2012-10-03 07:51:27 AM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

In other news, Utah's Rent a Minority reports strong demand as many high school teens rent one or two minority girls to pose in their Facebook Photos.

"These girls want to get in to colleges on the coasts and they know the colleges will be looking at their Facebook timeline. What better way to show the prospective college that you are a cosmopolitan, liberal female than by having a photo taken with a minority 'friend'?" says the owner of Rent a Minority.

Rent a Minority uses a helicopter to shuttle the states three minority teen females to photo ops. "The parents pay for the helicopter. They sure as hell don't want the kid going to a community college where they wind up with a career like trying to sell ad space on Google over the phone. If they think their kid has a chance to be Kim Kardashian's candid photo coordinator, they'd spring for a Harrier jet." 

Photo ops are scheduled so the non minority kids can have time to clean up and get to the dance. "They may also need time for counseling having come in to direct contact with a minority. We offer that too" says Rent a Minority Owner.
2012-10-03 07:46:40 AM
1 votes:
I'm more troubled by the fact that the guys were all wearing dark pants with solid pattern dark shirts w/tie. That's not formal; it just looks like shiat.
2012-10-03 07:38:15 AM
1 votes:

Close2TheEdge: What is up with all The Daily Fail greenlights? Does Drew owe some limey beer money?


Bud Light Lime is disgusting.
2012-10-03 01:17:09 AM
1 votes:
1971.

Junior High School.

Mini-micro shorts.

On the stairs.

/i'll be in my bunk
2012-10-03 01:05:45 AM
1 votes:

bdub77: We got rid of the native Americans and replaced them with farking Mormons. Yeah that was a great idea. Great thinking, America.


But mormonism teaches us that the natives were jews who were punished by god with red skin and cast from israel.
2012-10-03 01:02:57 AM
1 votes:
We got rid of the native Americans and replaced them with farking Mormons. Yeah that was a great idea. Great thinking, America.
2012-10-03 12:12:56 AM
1 votes:
Only their knees?

You mean they let these little sluts show *GASP*... BARE ANKLE?!?

No wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket.
 
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