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(Daily Mail)   Girls turned away from homecoming dance because their skirts were so short they revealed (gasp) their knees. No this is not a repeat from the early 20th century, this is Utah   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 155
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2012-10-03 09:01:28 AM  
Sluts!

Pick a different religeon if you want to be a trashy slut.
 
2012-10-03 09:01:34 AM  
Sure, all your farkers think it's fun and games and that it's ok for a girl to leave her knees exposed until she gets hit with an arrow and it ruins her life as an adventurer.
 
2012-10-03 09:03:20 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: EyeballKid: Remember when we were at war with religious fundamentalism? Oh, right, that's just if brown people are involved in it! OUR religious fundamenalism is just right!

No religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference.


Right because millions of people flew the plane.
 
2012-10-03 09:05:05 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Right because millions of people flew the plane.


Millions just voted for guys in Egypt that cheered the planes.
 
2012-10-03 09:09:17 AM  

zekeburger: Marcus Aurelius: 1971.

Junior High School.

Mini-micro shorts.

On the stairs.

/i'll be in my bunk

1991-1996.

Catholic Junior High and High School.

Hottest girls in school wearing short skirts.

10 feet ahead of me on the stairs.

I was in my bunk every day after school.


Knee-length uniform skirts bought freshman year, and by the time they were seniors (and grown a few inches) they were the cause of kitten genocide.
 
2012-10-03 09:09:38 AM  

sue_phi: this thread shows how ignorant most of you are of actual Utah reality.
Utah parents have a right to be concerned. haven't you ever heard of how obsessed with sex most of them are? most other activities are prohibited. it's the same kind of thing that people say about catholic school girls.
i've lived in southern utah for 5 years now and have watched at least a half dozen 16-18 year old girls get pregnant and married by the age of 18 (in a town of 200) - they are not fundies - fundamentalists are RARE, not the norm. it has more to do with being so close to a pioneer lifestyle & ranching, etc. than any religious belief - kids who grow up rurally having to do real work & are away from BS cultural brainwashing (i.e. no easy access to 'the culture of the spectacle'), are surrounded by nature rather than an abstracted humanist urban reality, and grow up and mature much faster than city kids. small town children interact more with adults and are more able to converse in a mature manner as well. there aren't age separations like there are elsewhere.
plus, mormon's don't rule utah as much as you think. i happen to live in the state and they have little to no affect on me or my lifestyle. more frustrating are self righteous psuedo intellectual liberals who come on vacation and proclaim how wise & smart they are and then can't manage to use a farking gas pump & buy bottles water while wearing a 'reduce/reuse/recycle' shirt then proclaim to know more about the culture of the area than locals do after spending only a few days traveling through.


Southern Utah =/= Northern Utah Get to Utah county or above and tell Splat again how little the Mormons run Utah.
 
2012-10-03 09:13:27 AM  
On the internet, it's bad to express anything but approval for sex and promiscuity. If you don't like the great easy sex trend, you're a Victorian prude who probably can't get an erection.

However, out here in reality, a lot of us are getting fed up with sexual liberation. It didn't bring happiness; it brought a 50% divorce rate and constant date-rape.

Dunno if any of you have daughters. Do you want them acting like prostitutes? Or being a bit more chaste and having lasting marriages, happy families and normal lives?

Again, this is the internet, so I know the answer. But it's worth thinking about.
 
2012-10-03 09:16:30 AM  

sodomizer: On the internet, it's bad to express anything but approval for sex and promiscuity. If you don't like the great easy sex trend, you're a Victorian prude who probably can't get an erection.

However, out here in reality, a lot of us are getting fed up with sexual liberation. It didn't bring happiness; it brought a 50% divorce rate and constant date-rape.

Dunno if any of you have daughters. Do you want them acting like prostitutes? Or being a bit more chaste and having lasting marriages, happy families and normal lives?

Again, this is the internet, so I know the answer. But it's worth thinking about.


Go back to the other one, Zeb, it was more convincing.
 
2012-10-03 09:17:08 AM  

sodomizer: On the internet, it's bad to express anything but approval for sex and promiscuity. If you don't like the great easy sex trend, you're a Victorian prude who probably can't get an erection.

However, out here in reality, a lot of us are getting fed up with sexual liberation. It didn't bring happiness; it brought a 50% divorce rate and constant date-rape.

Dunno if any of you have daughters. Do you want them acting like prostitutes? Or being a bit more chaste and having lasting marriages, happy families and normal lives?

Again, this is the internet, so I know the answer. But it's worth thinking about.


That's a great quote coming from someone whose username is "sodomizer."
 
2012-10-03 09:19:24 AM  

kalel5366: That's a great quote coming from someone whose username is "sodomizer."


Cut him some slack, he just invented this account last week. I'm sure he his real account has a far better name.
 
2012-10-03 09:20:35 AM  
Damn! The alt police are thick on this road....
 
2012-10-03 09:26:42 AM  

The Muthaship: Damn! The alt police are thick on this road....


spoken like a true alt, LOL

I keed I keed
or do I?
 
2012-10-03 09:26:44 AM  

The Muthaship: StoPPeRmobile: Right because millions of people flew the plane.

Millions just voted for guys in Egypt that cheered the planes.


Were they wearing appropriately lengthed skirts?
 
2012-10-03 09:26:53 AM  

fusillade762: Oh man, look at those KNEES! I'll be in my bunk destroying Utah's morals.


Jeez, is there a role that Carl Weathers won't do?
 
2012-10-03 09:28:43 AM  
And yet, this is what i see highschoolers wearing on a regular basis these days:

malonglow.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-03 09:29:53 AM  
Christ there are some ugly people in Utah
 
2012-10-03 09:31:35 AM  

fustanella: [ll-media.tmz.com image 490x343]

The only appropriate prom wear.


holy crap, those women look exactly like the one girl in Shameless season 2...

the show's writers did a good job!
 
2012-10-03 09:31:48 AM  

Lundyn: Christ there are some ugly people in Utah


They're probably not Mormons, considering their blasphemy against God by exposing their kneecaps.

By and large, Salt Lake City has the most attractive women per capita that I've seen anywhere barring Europe.
 
2012-10-03 09:33:40 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: The Muthaship: StoPPeRmobile: Right because millions of people flew the plane.

Millions just voted for guys in Egypt that cheered the planes.

Were they wearing appropriately lengthed skirts?


I actually watched a very good interview with the new Egyptian president with Charlie Rose on Bloomberg. If he is the type of Muslim Brotherhood guy I am suppose to be afraid of or angry with, it did not work. He was diplomatic and his opinions were well thought out. He admitted they would need Western tourism and dollars in Luxor and Cairo and Aswan. Mohamed Morsi interview was respectful and culturally informative. I won't be forgetting '9-11' anytime soon, but I'm not going to clutch my pearls either.
 
2012-10-03 09:35:58 AM  

sue_phi: this thread shows how ignorant most of you are of actual Utah reality.
Utah parents have a right to be concerned. haven't you ever heard of how obsessed with sex most of them are? most other activities are prohibited. it's the same kind of thing that people say about catholic school girls.
i've lived in southern utah for 5 years now and have watched at least a half dozen 16-18 year old girls get pregnant and married by the age of 18 (in a town of 200)


in other words, people are horny, and have sex, and unintentionally make babies. Then their culture demands they get married.

plus, mormon's don't rule utah as much as you think. i happen to live in the state and they have little to no affect on me or my lifestyle. more frustrating are self righteous psuedo intellectual liberals who come on vacation and proclaim how wise & smart they are and then can't manage to use a farking gas pump & buy bottles water while wearing a 'reduce/reuse/recycle' shirt then proclaim to know more about the culture of the area than locals do after spending only a few days traveling through.

Hmm that swings both ways. Do you know my culture or understand it?

When I lived in the big city I happened to be walking down the street behind a passle of obese people with southern accents, toddling at a very slow rate while my (then) walking rate was considerably faster. While blocked by the gaggle, I overheard one of the countryfolk saying "Looks like one of them fruitcakes over there" (presumably in reference to an apparently gay man). I wanted to say "I see some crackers right here" but kept my mouth shut and managed to get around the herd.

Anyway, tourists making ignorant comments is universal. as per the classic example of somebody traveling abroad who make loud, rude remarks or otherwise act boorishly. The fact that you think "pseudo intellectual liberals" are the only ones who do it just shows your provincial nature, heheh.
 
2012-10-03 09:44:05 AM  
I'm just wondering when high school girls started wearning dresses that were designed for 5 year olds.
 
2012-10-03 09:50:18 AM  

sodomizer: On the internet, it's bad to express anything but approval for sex and promiscuity. If you don't like the great easy sex trend, you're a Victorian prude who probably can't get an erection.

However, out here in reality, a lot of us are getting fed up with sexual liberation. It didn't bring happiness; it brought a 50% divorce rate and constant date-rape.

Dunno if any of you have daughters. Do you want them acting like prostitutes? Or being a bit more chaste and having lasting marriages, happy families and normal lives?

Again, this is the internet, so I know the answer. But it's worth thinking about.


If this isn't a troll, we're talking about girls with exposed knees. Knees. Go see a therapist.
 
2012-10-03 09:52:16 AM  

Tergiversada: No cleavage, no side boob, no short hemlines.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 09:57:33 AM  

Egalitarian: sue_phi: this thread shows how ignorant most of you are of actual Utah reality.
Utah parents have a right to be concerned. haven't you ever heard of how obsessed with sex most of them are? most other activities are prohibited. it's the same kind of thing that people say about catholic school girls.
i've lived in southern utah for 5 years now and have watched at least a half dozen 16-18 year old girls get pregnant and married by the age of 18 (in a town of 200)

in other words, people are horny, and have sex, and unintentionally make babies. Then their culture demands they get married.

plus, mormon's don't rule utah as much as you think. i happen to live in the state and they have little to no affect on me or my lifestyle. more frustrating are self righteous psuedo intellectual liberals who come on vacation and proclaim how wise & smart they are and then can't manage to use a farking gas pump & buy bottles water while wearing a 'reduce/reuse/recycle' shirt then proclaim to know more about the culture of the area than locals do after spending only a few days traveling through.

Hmm that swings both ways. Do you know my culture or understand it?

When I lived in the big city I happened to be walking down the street behind a passle of obese people with southern accents, toddling at a very slow rate while my (then) walking rate was considerably faster. While blocked by the gaggle, I overheard one of the countryfolk saying "Looks like one of them fruitcakes over there" (presumably in reference to an apparently gay man). I wanted to say "I see some crackers right here" but kept my mouth shut and managed to get around the herd.

Anyway, tourists making ignorant comments is universal. as per the classic example of somebody traveling abroad who make loud, rude remarks or otherwise act boorishly. The fact that you think "pseudo intellectual liberals" are the only ones who do it just shows your provincial nature, heheh.


Gotta love the people who complain that their culture is rife with problems but refuse to listen to an outsider's opinion on what they're doing wrong. Surely one of those teen moms knows better.
 
2012-10-03 10:11:57 AM  
The new homecoming in the homeland.
 
2012-10-03 10:13:55 AM  

CeroX: And yet, this is what i see highschoolers wearing on a regular basis these days:

[malonglow.files.wordpress.com image 409x459]


I don't believe you. I'll need more samples.
 
2012-10-03 10:26:11 AM  
The single greatest thing about Fall? Skirts and boots weather
2.bp.blogspot.com
theideagirlsays.files.wordpress.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 10:30:58 AM  
Lots of potential, this thread has.

Squander the opportuinity not.
 
2012-10-03 10:31:26 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: CeroX: And yet, this is what i see highschoolers wearing on a regular basis these days:

[malonglow.files.wordpress.com image 409x459]

I don't believe you. I'll need more samples.


Just head on over to your local/closest mall after 3pm and you won't miss a thing...
 
2012-10-03 10:42:08 AM  

Nightsweat: The single greatest thing about Fall? Skirts and boots weather


Oh gawd THIS.

/fap
 
2012-10-03 10:42:27 AM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-03 10:48:18 AM  

CeroX: And yet, this is what i see highschoolers wearing on a regular basis these days:


LOLWUT. I wanna live where you live.

Anyway, with, pearls, is it better to wear one rope or two for the proper grip? And smelling salts--are they better in a hanky or a stoppered jar?
 
2012-10-03 11:00:56 AM  

theorellior: CeroX: And yet, this is what i see highschoolers wearing on a regular basis these days:

LOLWUT. I wanna live where you live.

Anyway, with, pearls, is it better to wear one rope or two for the proper grip? And smelling salts--are they better in a hanky or a stoppered jar?


I guess that statement doesn't clarify my disdain for said attire...

I'm not a fan of the Corporate Sponsored Daisy Dukes BECAUSE:

1. Girls over 18 never seem to wear them
2. They weren't popular when I was in college and every girl wore a thong (that would have been a perfect fashion combo)
3. They seem to be popular ONLY with the underage girls... not cool man, not cool...
 
2012-10-03 11:27:11 AM  

sue_phi: this thread shows how ignorant most of you are of actual Utah reality.
Utah parents have a right to be concerned. haven't you ever heard of how obsessed with sex most of them are? most other activities are prohibited. it's the same kind of thing that people say about catholic school girls.
i've lived in southern utah for 5 years now and have watched at least a half dozen 16-18 year old girls get pregnant and married by the age of 18 (in a town of 200) - they are not fundies - fundamentalists are RARE, not the norm. it has more to do with being so close to a pioneer lifestyle & ranching, etc. than any religious belief - kids who grow up rurally having to do real work & are away from BS cultural brainwashing (i.e. no easy access to 'the culture of the spectacle'), are surrounded by nature rather than an abstracted humanist urban reality, and grow up and mature much faster than city kids. small town children interact more with adults and are more able to converse in a mature manner as well. there aren't age separations like there are elsewhere.
plus, mormon's don't rule utah as much as you think. i happen to live in the state and they have little to no affect on me or my lifestyle. more frustrating are self righteous psuedo intellectual liberals who come on vacation and proclaim how wise & smart they are and then can't manage to use a farking gas pump & buy bottles water while wearing a 'reduce/reuse/recycle' shirt then proclaim to know more about the culture of the area than locals do after spending only a few days traveling through.


for example, Mitt Rmoney in Europe...
//lighten up, francis.
 
2012-10-03 11:28:42 AM  
There is no separation of church and state in Utah. The Mormon cult runs everything.
 
2012-10-03 11:40:33 AM  

Tergiversada: FirstNationalBastard: Only their knees?

You mean they let these little sluts show *GASP*... BARE ANKLE?!?

No wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket.

I noticed that several of the girls were wearing little bolero jackets to cover up bare shoulders/sleeveless dresses. That's definitely a Mormon thing. I'm sure that they thought that they were in compliance with the dress code. They all look fine to me. No cleavage, no side boob, no short hemlines. I can't believe they were turned away by school administrators who were probably standing at the door measuring with a ruler how far above the knee each girl's hemline was. What a horrid way to ruin what should have been a very special evening for these kids!


At least they didn't go what the Nuns at my Mom's Catholic School did.

You were forced to kneel on the floor. They would whack you with a ruler on your thighs if there was ANY skin.
 
2012-10-03 12:00:22 PM  

sodomizer: On the internet, it's bad to express anything but approval for sex and promiscuity. If you don't like the great easy sex trend, you're a Victorian prude who probably can't get an erection.

However, out here in reality, a lot of us are getting fed up with sexual liberation. It didn't bring happiness; it brought a 50% divorce rate and constant date-rape.

Dunno if any of you have daughters. Do you want them acting like prostitutes? Or being a bit more chaste and having lasting marriages, happy families and normal lives?

Again, this is the internet, so I know the answer. But it's worth thinking about.


Like Chris Rock said, your job as a father is to keep her off the pole. Of course the rest of the internet is waving singles and cheering her up there.
 
2012-10-03 12:22:13 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Don't live in a Mormon run state if this bothers you.


Glib and myopic. They could also work to convince their friends and neighbors to make changes to their community to better fit their changing views.
 
2012-10-03 12:36:26 PM  

CeroX: And yet, this is what i see highschoolers wearing on a regular basis these days:

[malonglow.files.wordpress.com image 409x459]


Saw those a lot back in the early '80s.


(thank you lord!)
 
2012-10-03 01:21:08 PM  
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2012-10-03 01:57:28 PM  

Litig8r: I'm more troubled by the fact that the guys were all wearing dark pants with solid pattern dark shirts w/tie. That's not formal; it just looks like shiat.


And not one jacket. WTF? Who wears a boutonniere on a shirt?
 
2012-10-03 02:06:08 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

To hell with the knees.

Load goes where?
 
2012-10-03 02:11:43 PM  
That's not a short skirt.

This...is a short skirt. 

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-03 02:12:31 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-03 02:14:04 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

sigh.....so much potential
 
2012-10-03 02:17:00 PM  
fashionzcorner.com
 
2012-10-03 02:45:34 PM  
Refuse them entry because their dresses are too short, ridiculous! But a couple of them should have been refused entry for their choice of footwear!
 
2012-10-03 03:07:57 PM  

fustanella: [ll-media.tmz.com image 490x343]

The only appropriate prom wear.


Am I looking at one of those photoshop jobs where they put the same face on everyone?
 
2012-10-03 03:29:22 PM  
hmmm I may have to turn in my man-card, but am the only one that saw those pictures and went "Man, those dresses are gaudy."
 
2012-10-03 03:31:09 PM  

kalel5366: sodomizer: On the internet, it's bad to express anything but approval for sex and promiscuity. If you don't like the great easy sex trend, you're a Victorian prude who probably can't get an erection.

However, out here in reality, a lot of us are getting fed up with sexual liberation. It didn't bring happiness; it brought a 50% divorce rate and constant date-rape.

Dunno if any of you have daughters. Do you want them acting like prostitutes? Or being a bit more chaste and having lasting marriages, happy families and normal lives?

Again, this is the internet, so I know the answer. But it's worth thinking about.

That's a great quote coming from someone whose username is "sodomizer."


That's the joke (?)
 
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