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(Daily Mail)   Girls turned away from homecoming dance because their skirts were so short they revealed (gasp) their knees. No this is not a repeat from the early 20th century, this is Utah   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 155
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2012-10-03 12:12:11 AM  
Fark Utah.

Not the state itself, since it does have some beautiful mountain ranges. The people can DIAF though.

/All Farkers excepted.
 
2012-10-03 12:12:56 AM  
Only their knees?

You mean they let these little sluts show *GASP*... BARE ANKLE?!?

No wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket.
 
2012-10-03 12:26:05 AM  
The Melchizedeks that run Utah still consider women chattel property. And by property, I mean barefoot and popping out more Joe Smith worshippers.
 
2012-10-03 12:35:41 AM  
Creeping Mormonism?
 
2012-10-03 01:01:11 AM  
Were they sharp knees?
 
2012-10-03 01:01:15 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Only their knees?

You mean they let these little sluts show *GASP*... BARE ANKLE?!?

No wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket.


Well, you know what happens... First, it's the ankles... then the knees... then they'll start wearing their skirts like cummerbunds.

Yeah... that would, uh... be... terrible... Hell in a hand-basket. Yup.
 
2012-10-03 01:02:57 AM  
We got rid of the native Americans and replaced them with farking Mormons. Yeah that was a great idea. Great thinking, America.
 
2012-10-03 01:05:45 AM  

bdub77: We got rid of the native Americans and replaced them with farking Mormons. Yeah that was a great idea. Great thinking, America.


But mormonism teaches us that the natives were jews who were punished by god with red skin and cast from israel.
 
2012-10-03 01:09:24 AM  
Footloose II: Mormon Fury
 
2012-10-03 01:17:09 AM  
1971.

Junior High School.

Mini-micro shorts.

On the stairs.

/i'll be in my bunk
 
2012-10-03 01:19:23 AM  

bdub77: We got rid of the native Americans and replaced them with farking Mormons. Yeah that was a great idea. Great thinking, America.


One thing Mormons have is the uncanny ability to produce attractive women.
Mentally, they're damaged like any other devotee, but they are certainly beautiful. 

The Native Americans would be proud to see it.
 
2012-10-03 01:31:04 AM  

Apos: Footloose II: Mormon Fury


lulz

Now all we need is for Trey Parker & Matt Stone to write the screenplay & the songs.
 
2012-10-03 01:36:19 AM  
I've always been amazed at the number of fossils that are found in Utah

/I hear they have a lot of petrified dinosaurs, too
 
2012-10-03 01:38:30 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Apos: Footloose II: Mormon Fury

lulz

Now all we need is for Trey Parker & Matt Stone to write the screenplay & the songs.



Heh...I might even put aside my loathing for musical theater for that.
 
2012-10-03 01:47:09 AM  
On the upside, at least they're allowed to dance now.
 
2012-10-03 01:50:37 AM  
FTFA: Students believed they were following the dress code when they spent hundreds of dollars on their festive wear, but one by one, were turned away. As many as half the students were rejected at the door. 'It was just utter shock at first,' said Amber Hesleph to KSL. 'Here we are spending all this time and everything and then we get there and they just turn us away. It's just kind of depressing.' Parents who were dropping their children off, after first taking memorable snapshots of their teens, were also flabbergasted at the melee. 'If you're going to arbitrarily paint scarlet letters all over children, then something has to change,' Donna Hesleph, Amber's mother, said. Many parents and students shared their frustration on a Facebook page titled 'Stansbury High Homecoming Spirit Massacre.' More than 3,300 people liked it by this morning.

If this was some Mormon conspiracy then it apparently backfired on the Mormon youth and their Mormon parents. And I for one welcome our new Nathaniel Hawthorne referencing overlords.
 
2012-10-03 01:55:36 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Oh man, look at those KNEES! I'll be in my bunk destroying Utah's morals.
 
2012-10-03 02:04:12 AM  

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x399]

Oh man, look at those KNEES! I'll be in my bunk destroying Utah's morals.


Also, I think one of them is .... *looks around the room* ..... colored
 
2012-10-03 02:40:07 AM  
What do Utah girls put behind their ears to attract a man?

Their knees.
 
2012-10-03 03:21:28 AM  

Apos: Bathia_Mapes: Apos: Footloose II: Mormon Fury

lulz

Now all we need is for Trey Parker & Matt Stone to write the screenplay & the songs.


Heh...I might even put aside my loathing for musical theater for that.


It needs to be done in the style of "The Book of Mormon" musical.
 
2012-10-03 06:08:32 AM  
Well to be fair, kneecaps are pretty arousing.

Especially when they're all sharp and stuff.
 
2012-10-03 07:26:22 AM  
Don't live in a Mormon run state if this bothers you.
 
2012-10-03 07:28:37 AM  
What is up with all The Daily Fail greenlights? Does Drew owe some limey beer money?
 
2012-10-03 07:29:29 AM  
I like knees. I like thighs better, but knees are ok. Ankles too. Feet I'm not really into, but have a friend who is.
 
2012-10-03 07:31:02 AM  
Stubby: this is Utah

Well THERE's your problem.
 
2012-10-03 07:31:39 AM  
Amazing how something that's gonna wind up crumpled up on a floor of a car's backseat can cause such a stir.
 
2012-10-03 07:33:35 AM  

fusillade762: Oh man, look at those KNEES! I'll be in my bunk destroying Utah's morals.


*fap*
 
2012-10-03 07:37:06 AM  
I do not know about too short, I like a well turned set of toes now and then, but looking at some of the pics in the article, some of them were far too un-burka-like. BURN THEM
 
2012-10-03 07:37:55 AM  
My old school went with a puritan dress code after a few years of the girls progressively dressing more like strippers. They'll get over it.
 
2012-10-03 07:38:15 AM  

Close2TheEdge: What is up with all The Daily Fail greenlights? Does Drew owe some limey beer money?


Bud Light Lime is disgusting.
 
2012-10-03 07:39:10 AM  

olddeegee: Were they sharp knees?


See, this isn't a MORAL issue, it's a SAFETY issue. They're so sharp, some poor kid might get hurt!

/won't someone PLEASE think of the children!??
 
2012-10-03 07:42:09 AM  

xanadian: They're so sharp, some poor kid might get hurt!

That's why you turn them around and grind from behind.
 
2012-10-03 07:44:00 AM  
Schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy
Little skirt's climbin' way up the knee
There was three young ladies in the school gym locker
When I noticed they was lookin' at me
 
2012-10-03 07:44:39 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Only their knees?

You mean they let these little sluts show *GASP*... BARE ANKLE?!?

No wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket.


I noticed that several of the girls were wearing little bolero jackets to cover up bare shoulders/sleeveless dresses. That's definitely a Mormon thing. I'm sure that they thought that they were in compliance with the dress code. They all look fine to me. No cleavage, no side boob, no short hemlines. I can't believe they were turned away by school administrators who were probably standing at the door measuring with a ruler how far above the knee each girl's hemline was. What a horrid way to ruin what should have been a very special evening for these kids!
 
2012-10-03 07:46:40 AM  
I'm more troubled by the fact that the guys were all wearing dark pants with solid pattern dark shirts w/tie. That's not formal; it just looks like shiat.
 
2012-10-03 07:47:24 AM  
Some genius little perv saw this coming and was parked by the door in his daddy's conversion van with the waterbed in the back.

"Hey ladies! Got any plans for the night?"
 
2012-10-03 07:48:43 AM  
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We can't fap here, this is Utah!
 
2012-10-03 07:51:11 AM  
Madness?

This. IS. UTAH!!!
 
2012-10-03 07:51:27 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

In other news, Utah's Rent a Minority reports strong demand as many high school teens rent one or two minority girls to pose in their Facebook Photos.

"These girls want to get in to colleges on the coasts and they know the colleges will be looking at their Facebook timeline. What better way to show the prospective college that you are a cosmopolitan, liberal female than by having a photo taken with a minority 'friend'?" says the owner of Rent a Minority.

Rent a Minority uses a helicopter to shuttle the states three minority teen females to photo ops. "The parents pay for the helicopter. They sure as hell don't want the kid going to a community college where they wind up with a career like trying to sell ad space on Google over the phone. If they think their kid has a chance to be Kim Kardashian's candid photo coordinator, they'd spring for a Harrier jet." 

Photo ops are scheduled so the non minority kids can have time to clean up and get to the dance. "They may also need time for counseling having come in to direct contact with a minority. We offer that too" says Rent a Minority Owner.
 
2012-10-03 07:56:28 AM  
Live in a state that is, in effect, run by a theocracy.

Surprised when shiat like this happens.
 
2012-10-03 07:56:58 AM  
Exposed knees?

aboutlatestfashion.com

/Problem solved
//Problem staying solved
 
2012-10-03 07:57:45 AM  
This is what you get for taking prayer out of the public schools.
 
2012-10-03 07:59:46 AM  
Acceptable prom attire in Utah:

amazingdata.com
 
2012-10-03 08:01:00 AM  
You know, the wife and I are really careful not to shame our son too much when he whips out the toddler tackle in public, lest we make him feel weird about his body. I just don't understand how people can be so hell bent on trying to make kids feel ashamed of themselves like this.
 
2012-10-03 08:01:08 AM  
Remember when we were at war with religious fundamentalism? Oh, right, that's just if brown people are involved in it! OUR religious fundamenalism is just right!
 
2012-10-03 08:04:01 AM  

EyeballKid: Remember when we were at war with religious fundamentalism? Oh, right, that's just if brown people are involved in it! OUR religious fundamenalism is just right!


No religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference.
 
2012-10-03 08:04:43 AM  

Litig8r: I'm more troubled by the fact that the guys were all wearing dark pants with solid pattern dark shirts w/tie. That's not formal; it just looks like shiat.


Oh come on, if they were wearing a white shirt they would all look like Mor.... Oh, nevermind.
 
2012-10-03 08:04:56 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: In other news, Utah's Rent a Minority reports strong demand as many high school teens rent one or two minority girls to pose in their Facebook Photos.

"These girls want to get in to colleges on the coasts and they know the colleges will be looking at their Facebook timeline. What better way to show the prospective college that you are a cosmopolitan, liberal female than by having a photo taken with a minority 'friend'?" says the owner of Rent a Minority.

Rent a Minority uses a helicopter to shuttle the states three minority teen females to photo ops. "The parents pay for the helicopter. They sure as hell don't want the kid going to a community college where they wind up with a career like trying to sell ad space on Google over the phone. If they think their kid has a chance to be Kim Kardashian's candid photo coordinator, they'd spring for a Harrier jet." 

Photo ops are scheduled so the non minority kids can have time to clean up and get to the dance. "They may also need time for counseling having come in to direct contact with a minority. We offer that too" says Rent a Minority Owner.


Favorites list. Green 3.
 
2012-10-03 08:08:55 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: No religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference.


Your breath, save it.
 
2012-10-03 08:08:55 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference


Yes, and the LDS has never committed any violent acts against people. Isn't that right, emigrants and Native Americans at Mountain Meadows?
 
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