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(American Samoa ROCKS)   Can't leave your post? Let the inmates make that beer and chips run for you   (ww2.cox.com) divider line 26
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2012-10-02 11:02:07 PM  
and I left this post too.
 
2012-10-03 12:11:54 AM  
And how exactly is this spiffy,subby? Enlighten me.
 
2012-10-03 12:52:23 AM  

Apos: And how exactly is this spiffy,subby? Enlighten me.


If the inmates returned, I'd say it was a good call and because beer and chips!
 
2012-10-03 12:56:22 AM  

Apos: And how exactly is this spiffy,subby? Enlighten me.


If subby is a machete wielding lunatic doing time in American Samoa, getting beer and chips is one of the spiffier things he's got going.
 
2012-10-03 12:58:45 AM  
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2012-10-03 01:01:15 AM  

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I often feel like this as well. Will no one stop the beer assaults??
 
2012-10-03 01:02:02 AM  
Pretty sure they already did an episode of My Name is Earl about this.
 
2012-10-03 01:11:42 AM  
Where exactly are they going to go? THey are on an island in the approximate location of the LOST island.
 
2012-10-03 01:20:25 AM  
I went to pago pago once, never realized they had a jail. I do know you cannot give them alcohol because there is no such thing as tolerance.
 
2012-10-03 01:39:28 AM  
This headline became a lot less gross when I realized that "run" was not a intended as a verb.
 
2012-10-03 01:57:40 AM  

Xcott: This headline became a lot less gross when I realized that "run" was not a intended as a verb.


Oh, uuugh. Hadn't gone there at all. Not going to get that mental image out of the mind for the rest of the day. Fark you sir, that was just unnecessary. Ugh.
 
2012-10-03 02:03:19 AM  
I guess he could have run around the island once, realized it was a bad idea to escape, since hes surounded by water, and just decided to go back to prison cause he was tired.
 
2012-10-03 02:47:49 AM  

BLEMDAR: I guess he could have run around the island once, realized it was a bad idea to escape, since hes surounded by water, and just decided to go back to prison cause he was tired.


THIS.
 
2012-10-03 02:49:44 AM  
In the early 1960's Missouri had small prison work camps. They would hire out prison labor. My father's neighbor had a rural country store. Sold gas, beer, sandwiches , etc. The prisoners at the local camp where often aloud to go in the store on way back from working and buy beer chips and junk food.
 
2012-10-03 02:50:58 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: In the early 1960's Missouri had small prison work camps. They would hire out prison labor. My father's neighbor had a rural country store. Sold gas, beer, sandwiches , etc. The prisoners at the local camp where often aloud to go in the store on way back from working and buy beer chips and junk food.


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2012-10-03 03:17:39 AM  

Misconduc: I went to pago pago once, never realized they had a jail. I do know you cannot give them alcohol because there is no such thing as tolerance.


Is alcoholism rampant there like it is on the Indian reservations on the mainland?
 
2012-10-03 04:14:52 AM  

themindiswatching: Misconduc: I went to pago pago once, never realized they had a jail. I do know you cannot give them alcohol because there is no such thing as tolerance.

Is alcoholism rampant there like it is on the Indian reservations on the mainland?


Not sure, but I know that Mormonism is rampant there as it is on many Pacific islands.

/so is obesity
//wilfrid brimley has visited many a pacific islander with the grim news
///"diabeetus!"
 
2012-10-03 05:00:29 AM  
help can't leave this post. *clicks Add Comment*
oops looks like i just did :)
 
2012-10-03 05:27:36 AM  
If John Frum would just return they wouldn't need to make beer runs. It would come to them
 
2012-10-03 06:18:59 AM  
No surprise here. I lived about 200 yards from the "Tafuna Hilton" when I was in AmSam. Not what one would consider a high tech lockup.You don't even have to cross the road to get to the nearby store/bush market.
 
2012-10-03 06:25:56 AM  
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2012-10-03 06:55:55 AM  
aiding the escape of a prisoner, permitting escape and public servant acceding to corruption.

Since they didn't technically 'escape' prison - they did go back into the prison and their cells presumably - then surely a good lawyer will get them off those charges and they'll be left with 'acceding to corruption'...wonder what they would get as punishment? a prison sentence lol
 
2012-10-03 07:17:09 AM  

ktybear: aiding the escape of a prisoner, permitting escape and public servant acceding to corruption.

Since they didn't technically 'escape' prison - they did go back into the prison and their cells presumably - then surely a good lawyer will get them off those charges and they'll be left with 'acceding to corruption'...wonder what they would get as punishment? a prison sentence lol


during the "prison sentence" do they have to find the subject and predicate? cause i hate doing that
 
2012-10-03 07:30:59 AM  
Did they buy any Girl Scout cookies?
 
2012-10-03 10:39:43 AM  
What folk singer/dancers from American Samoa may look like. At least the inmates probably brought back most of the good beer.

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2012-10-03 10:54:24 AM  

nucular bum: Not sure, but I know that Mormonism is rampant there as it is on many Pacific islands.


There's a reason for that - there are certain members of the LDS church that believes that the pacific islanders are descendants of Hagoth, an 'exceedingly curious man' that took his family from among the nephites to the unknown lands past the ocean, never to be seen again.

In this view, it is easy to see the pacific islanders as a part of a lost family found again - a prodigal son story magnified into a bigger scope.
 
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