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(MSNBC)   "Tainted Nut Butter" behind massive peanut butter recall, also the name of your mom's cover band   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 44
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2012-10-03 01:22:56 AM
That would be an awesome name for a punk band
 
2012-10-03 01:23:18 AM
My Trader Joe's smugness is losing its sheen.
 
2012-10-03 01:29:35 AM
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2012-10-03 01:32:54 AM
So....maybe "organic" isn't better for you after all?
 
2012-10-03 01:36:05 AM
This is why I've always been a JIF kind of guy.
 
2012-10-03 01:41:08 AM
Tainted Nut Butter

So that's what -- a creampie that's starting to slide out?
 
2012-10-03 01:43:29 AM
Let it be noted that a "Safe Search Off" GIS for "tainted nut butter" was in fact not appalling. I can't quite decide whether I am relieved or disappointed.
 
2012-10-03 01:49:24 AM
I really hope the "fresh grind" stuff at Whole Foods isn't affected.
Of all the overpriced stuff they have, it's the one that earns its price the most.
Mmm honey peanut butter.
 
2012-10-03 01:52:40 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Tainted Nut Butter

So that's what -- a creampie that's starting to slide out?


funnyanimalpicturescat.com
 
2012-10-03 01:59:06 AM
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Organic is so much safer for you to eat! Do you know what kind of poisons they put in non organic nut butter? Sodium. Chloride.
 
2012-10-03 02:11:20 AM
If you have tainted nut butter lasting more than three days, please consult your physician or other medical professional.
 
2012-10-03 02:15:37 AM

Notabunny: [img.photobucket.com image 480x660]


I'm not sure if this is saying that Nutella is shiatty or if Nutella is so good it's like baby angels pooped it. Because I love me some Nutella.
 
2012-10-03 02:16:02 AM
At least its safe to eat Hormel's dog food once again.
 
2012-10-03 02:21:36 AM
Whooooaaaaaah tainted nut butter...
 
2012-10-03 02:23:36 AM
All the beasties, are gonna have to lure the dog with something else now.
 
2012-10-03 02:27:10 AM

fusillade762: Whooooaaaaaah tainted nut butter...


Once I ran to your post,
Now I run from them.
This tainted nut butter post you've given
I give you all a Farker could give you.
Take my nonsense and that's not nearly allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll !!!
 
2012-10-03 02:29:27 AM

2words1finger: That would be an awesome name for a punk band


Isn't it the name of a Primus song?
 
2012-10-03 02:34:02 AM
So it's a disease of both the taint and nuts and head cheese? That's rough stuff.
 
2012-10-03 02:34:36 AM

WizardofToast: Notabunny: [img.photobucket.com image 480x660]

I'm not sure if this is saying that Nutella is shiatty or if Nutella is so good it's like baby angels pooped it. Because I love me some Nutella.


Would you stop eating it if it really was baby angel poop?
 
2012-10-03 02:36:50 AM

Raw_fishFood: WizardofToast: Notabunny: [img.photobucket.com image 480x660]

I'm not sure if this is saying that Nutella is shiatty or if Nutella is so good it's like baby angels pooped it. Because I love me some Nutella.

Would you stop eating it if it really was baby angel poop?


Hell no
 
2012-10-03 02:40:58 AM

Gyrfalcon: So....maybe "organic" isn't better for you after all?


Odwalla for the win!
 
2012-10-03 02:42:30 AM
Shouldnt it be TAINT or NUT BUTTER?
 
2012-10-03 03:02:41 AM
Sub-win
 
2012-10-03 03:10:31 AM
The Dogsbutter brand has been pulled as well. Crap.
 
2012-10-03 03:12:45 AM
Truly however, this is all a ploy by the Romney campaign to try to smear Jimmy all over the place.
 
2012-10-03 03:15:00 AM

shpritz: Isn't it the name of a Primus song?


It's all right, to fear the worm...
 
2012-10-03 03:26:01 AM
Good headline, but I don't understand why it wasn't left at:

"Tainted Nut Butter" behind massive peanut butter recall, your Mom.
 
2012-10-03 03:44:22 AM

DrBenway: Let it be noted that a "Safe Search Off" GIS for "tainted nut butter" was in fact not appalling. I can't quite decide whether I am relieved or disappointed.


A GIS for just "tainted" is mildly unsavory. There is some unaccountable unadorned gayness of the naked muscular dude variety. There are the predictable references to Gloria Jones, Soft Cell, and Marilyn Manson, the latter being off-putting wherever s/he appears. There is substantial evidence that the word "tainted" is often used to market art with sexual themes, which in turn points to a set of people who have an unhealthy attitude toward sex. There are many depictions of attractive women in bent over, degraded, weepy poses or biting things and looking like they're up to no good. There are the ubiquitous Magic: The Gathering cards, many of which are apparently tainted, as well as photos of hospitalized Chinese babies who have been exposed to tainted milk, or M:TG, or Marilyn Manson.

Overall, not a bad haul.
 
2012-10-03 04:24:18 AM

Gyrfalcon: So....maybe "organic" isn't better for you after all?


More likely, defining the FDA, reducing them to a skeleton staff and allowing food producers and manufacturers to "police themselves" is a good idea.
 
2012-10-03 04:26:11 AM
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2012-10-03 04:36:53 AM

fluffy2097: [i.imgflip.com image 500x366]
Organic is so much safer for you to eat! Do you know what kind of poisons they put in non organic nut butter? Sodium. Chloride.


The primary difference is that organic PB (the real kind) only contains peanuts and salt.

JIF and its room temperature ilk contain fully hydrogenated oils and other glycerides in addition to the usual sugar/corn syrup or preservatives. It's added to prevent clumping and settling.

Thankfully, trans fats are healthy and doctors recommend getting as much of it as you can. If you're overweight, you'll need to consume more.
 
2012-10-03 05:08:16 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Tainted Nut Butter

So that's what -- a creampie that's starting to slide out?


I LOL'd.

/now there's vodak all over me
//thx for the laff tho
 
2012-10-03 06:42:10 AM
be cool and eat Nutella. it's sweet and loaded with fat just like u farkin americans like it.

completely NEGLECT marmite. but eat Nutella. it's American as APPLE PIE!!

eat it you losers
 
2012-10-03 07:58:24 AM
FDA Food Recalls RSS feed

Salmon + Nutella = Salmonella
 
2012-10-03 08:06:57 AM
You have no idea how buttery my taint is.
 
2012-10-03 08:07:08 AM
Don't spread it please
I need it in a bottle to squeeze
I love it though my gut does grow
Now, I'm going to pack my lunch and go!

Tainted nut butter, tainted nut butter
 
2012-10-03 08:21:33 AM
Brand names recalled include Archer Farms, Earth Balance, Fresh & Easy, Late July, Heinen's, Joseph's, Natural Value, Naturally More, Open Nature, Peanut Power Butter, Serious Food, Snaclite Power, Sprouts Farmers Market, Sprout's, Sunland and Dogsbutter, among others.

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
2012-10-03 08:31:10 AM
With all the contaminated peanut butter that's been floating around over the last several years, I can't believe how lucky my family has been. We have not had anyone get sick from peanut butter despite the fact that one of my children survives almost exclusively on peanut butter. That kid eats peanut butter for breakfast, lunch, and, when s/he can get away with it, dinner. When we go out to eat, this kid will request a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I just love paying $8 bucks for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
 
2012-10-03 08:35:53 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Tainted Nut Butter

So that's what -- a creampie that's starting to slide out?


OMG thats beautiful.
 
2012-10-03 09:29:48 AM
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2012-10-03 09:54:24 AM
Hey! Tainted Nut Butter, that would be a great ban...
 
2012-10-03 10:06:07 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Hey! Tainted Nut Butter, that would be a great ban...

 
2012-10-03 03:57:10 PM
They call me Tainted Butt Nutter, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-10-04 01:41:32 AM

Shadow Blasko: Raw_fishFood: WizardofToast: Notabunny: [img.photobucket.com image 480x660]

I'm not sure if this is saying that Nutella is shiatty or if Nutella is so good it's like baby angels pooped it. Because I love me some Nutella.

Would you stop eating it if it really was baby angel poop?

Hell no


Not for a minute
 
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