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That was alright, but not really all that funny. To be real satire, it should have mocked the concept of the soda ban by taking it to ridiculous extremes, Combining two 16-oz. sodas? Meh, I can see that happening in real life. Bar owners establishing a late-night soda speak-easy? The mafia taking over the Big Gulp business? Cola-whores turning tricks for high-fructose corn syrup? That would have been much more fun to read.
