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(Glossy News)   Criminals in NYC find new way to abuse the loopholes in the law   (glossynews.com) divider line 17
    More: Satire, Big Gulp, Soda Law, moderation system, loopholes  
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2012-10-03 01:09:24 AM  
People deserve jail time for this. It's like a drug habit. And many know it.
 
2012-10-03 03:56:01 AM  
This satire was good up until the last line....
 
2012-10-03 04:15:21 AM  
Someone is really, really sore in the butt.
 
2012-10-03 04:16:02 AM  
"IT WASNT SODA. ITS BEER.
 
2012-10-03 04:25:22 AM  
TFA tried to be funny. It failed.
 
2012-10-03 04:27:25 AM  

AntiSane: TFA tried to be funny. It failed.


The same can be said for most articles from glossynews.com. They are at best Onion wannabes.
 
2012-10-03 04:28:00 AM  
I have a feeling first time this is fought in court the law goes down.
 
2012-10-03 04:37:17 AM  
That was alright, but not really all that funny. To be real satire, it should have mocked the concept of the soda ban by taking it to ridiculous extremes, Combining two 16-oz. sodas? Meh, I can see that happening in real life. Bar owners establishing a late-night soda speak-easy? The mafia taking over the Big Gulp business? Cola-whores turning tricks for high-fructose corn syrup? That would have been much more fun to read.
 
2012-10-03 05:31:09 AM  
Of course, those criminals operate out of this evil place known only as "Wall Street".

/Bloomberg will give them a waiver on their cup sizes too I am sure
 
2012-10-03 05:31:28 AM  
Subby, your blog sucks.
 
2012-10-03 06:09:47 AM  
Makes me wish I had the money to go to NYC put some cold water in one of these:

ecx.images-amazon.com

and walk around in public drinking it to see what happens.

/52 OZ. of refreshment
\\great for cold or hot for all day drinking
 
2012-10-03 07:06:10 AM  
anyone else notice they're targeting those drinking Orange soda, if you know what I mean?

/never had it. never will.
 
2012-10-03 08:33:06 AM  
if it's Diet Dr Pepper how will they be able to tell if it's regular dr pepper??
 
2012-10-03 08:34:40 AM  
First guy bought two 16oz movie sodas? That really showed the theatre!
 
2012-10-03 09:52:36 AM  

Hilary T. N. Seuss: That was alright, but not really all that funny. To be real satire, it should have mocked the concept of the soda ban by taking it to ridiculous extremes, Combining two 16-oz. sodas? Meh, I can see that happening in real life. Bar owners establishing a late-night soda speak-easy? The mafia taking over the Big Gulp business? Cola-whores turning tricks for high-fructose corn syrup? That would have been much more fun to read.


Bah!

This will get passed along as real, by some. Your version, no.
 
2012-10-03 11:24:59 AM  

Makh: People deserve jail time for this. It's like a drug habit. And many know it.


Two movie-theater priced sodas? It costs as much, too.
 
2012-10-03 12:06:12 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Hilary T. N. Seuss: That was alright, but not really all that funny. To be real satire, it should have mocked the concept of the soda ban by taking it to ridiculous extremes, Combining two 16-oz. sodas? Meh, I can see that happening in real life. Bar owners establishing a late-night soda speak-easy? The mafia taking over the Big Gulp business? Cola-whores turning tricks for high-fructose corn syrup? That would have been much more fun to read.

Bah!

This will get passed along as real, by some. Your version, no.


There's already a comment on TFA that proves you are right. People are dumb.
 
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