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2012-10-02 08:46:48 PM
Perhaps his beloved looked like

3.bp.blogspot.com



and he was at his wit's end?
 
2012-10-02 09:04:08 PM
img2.imagesbn.com
what a hand slamwich might look like-->

/i bet that's how he did it
 
2012-10-02 09:05:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVilKac4JbA
 
The ultimate in Dork Rock.  I love the "what in the bloody living hell?" expressions on the dancers' faces.
 
2012-10-02 09:58:39 PM
The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom.

Nice to see Fox is focused on the important details.
 
2012-10-02 10:05:09 PM

fusillade762: The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom.

Nice to see Fox is focused on the important details.


Well, if the little woman delivered a sandwich made with something like head cheese, well...

/that's just training
 
2012-10-02 10:31:45 PM
If she brings you a sammich and you hit her with it, she's not going to bring you any more and you'll have to get up and go make your own sammiches in the future.
 
2012-10-02 10:34:09 PM
"The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom."

Maybe he thought she said, "Go to bread?"

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-02 10:34:45 PM
SAMMICH, dammit! SAMMICH!

Get with the program.
 
2012-10-02 10:35:50 PM
Mmm, club sand wedge

/homer.jpg
 
2012-10-02 10:35:57 PM
called 911 late Sunday and reported he pushed her down during an argument and rubbed a sandwich in her face.

Says right there, guys. Reuben.
 
2012-10-02 10:36:01 PM
ejnord.com
Like my sandwich ain't a sandwich without Miracle Whip.
 
2012-10-02 10:38:50 PM
pfft. submitted better article with the details of the mayonnaise mess that was left behind

details, man! you gotta have details!
 
2012-10-02 10:40:07 PM
Western Nebraska, Scottsbluff. Bet he asked for braunschweiger and got bolongna. I'd be pist too.
 
2012-10-02 10:51:59 PM
Man, I could really, really go for a club sandwich right now on toasted rye.
 
2012-10-02 10:54:57 PM
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

I am for 'em!
 
2012-10-02 11:03:56 PM

fusillade762:
Nice to see Fox is focused on the important details.


We report, you decide (whether it's important).

I bet it was a mile high sandwich. I'd rub her face in it, too.
 
2012-10-02 11:06:42 PM
I called my wife a sand witch once. Once.
 
2012-10-02 11:08:05 PM

CruJones: Mmm, club sand wedge

/homer.jpg


"MMmm, open-face club sandwich..."

/sorry.
//Simpsons quote nazi
 
2012-10-02 11:13:29 PM
We've all seen
I ♥ my dog

We never see
I ♣ my wife

/I hope the characters work.
 
2012-10-02 11:19:55 PM
So, she didn't make it the right way... again?
 
2012-10-02 11:23:07 PM
I think subby missed out on a great use of the "HERO" tag.
 
2012-10-02 11:26:59 PM
As long as it was narrower than the width of his thumb.
 
2012-10-02 11:32:52 PM
Poor boy.
 
2012-10-02 11:35:08 PM
Ages ago the first marriage ceremony occurred when a caveman clubbed a woman over the head and dragged her back to his cave. Not long after the first divorce occurred when a caveman clubbed his woman over the head and dragged her out of his cave.
 
2012-10-02 11:37:43 PM
Did it have sharp cheddar on it?

/I hear club sammiches are all that Seal will eat.
 
2012-10-02 11:48:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-02 11:50:21 PM

Mr. Ekshun: Did it have sharp cheddar on it?

/I hear club sammiches are all that Seal will eat.


wemeantwell.com
 
2012-10-02 11:56:26 PM
old joke but i lol'd. +1
 
2012-10-02 11:59:01 PM
SO? Our HERO took her to the GRINDER for making a SUB par hoagie.
 
2012-10-03 12:08:39 AM

LOTN: [i.imgur.com image 600x375]


That's all I needed to see.
 
2012-10-03 12:58:22 AM
www.fosterspage.net
 
2012-10-03 01:22:20 AM

fusillade762: The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom.

Nice to see Fox is focused on the important details.


Look, if someone is attacked with a sandwich, these are the things I need to know!

Also, what kind of condiments were used? Pickles or olives???
 
2012-10-03 01:22:56 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: fusillade762: The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom.

Nice to see Fox is focused on the important details.

Well, if the little woman delivered a sandwich made with something like head cheese, well...

/that's just training


Regarding head cheese.
 
2012-10-03 01:55:47 AM

brap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVilKac4JbA
 
The ultimate in Dork Rock.  I love the "what in the bloody living hell?" expressions on the dancers' faces.


lulz

The host of that show is John Zacherle, aka Zacherley, a television horror host from the 1950s/1960s. I recognized him immediately. In fact it appears that he's wearing his Zacherley makeup & outfit while hosting Disc-O-Teen.

John Zackerle
 
2012-10-03 02:08:34 AM
I want to hear that 911 call.

Poor sammich....
 
2012-10-03 02:45:44 AM
waste of a perfectly good sandwich if you ask me.
 
2012-10-03 09:20:48 AM

ReapTheChaos: waste of a perfectly good sandwich if you ask me.


Waste of a perfectly good opportunity for a witty use of the HERO tag, subby
 
2012-10-03 07:58:43 PM

Bathia_Mapes: brap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVilKac4JbA
 
The ultimate in Dork Rock.  I love the "what in the bloody living hell?" expressions on the dancers' faces.

lulz

The host of that show is John Zacherle, aka Zacherley, a television horror host from the 1950s/1960s. I recognized him immediately. In fact it appears that he's wearing his Zacherley makeup & outfit while hosting Disc-O-Teen.

John Zackerle


He was also a DJ at WNEW-FM. Great voice.
 
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