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(Patch)   "First she was petting the manatee and then she was sitting the manatee and then she was RIDING the manatee"   (pinellasbeaches.patch.com) divider line 95
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2012-10-02 07:17:59 PM
When is the child due?
 
2012-10-02 08:28:51 PM
I object to the COOL tag usage here. I highly recommend the FLORIDA or DUMBASS tags instead.

One, it's illegal to harass manatees.

Two, it's stupid to do it in broad daylight on a public beach.

Three, she looks like a manatee.
 
2012-10-02 08:29:26 PM
Four, she could have crushed the poor manatee.
 
2012-10-02 08:38:26 PM
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2012-10-02 08:41:37 PM
More: Cool, Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, manatees, prompt corner, animal abuse

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2012-10-02 08:53:20 PM
It's difficult doing police work when the perp and victim are completely identical.
 
2012-10-02 09:12:24 PM

Sgygus: When is the child due?


I was more disturbed by this part:

According to a post on the Friends of Fort De Soto Facebook page, the manatees that the woman was riding were mating at the time of the incident.

Manathreeway?
 
2012-10-02 09:35:26 PM
o1.aolcdn.com

I don't see any woman.
 
2012-10-02 09:46:20 PM
Oh, the two huge manatees
 
2012-10-02 09:53:13 PM
With helpful photos of what a manatee might look like.
 
2012-10-02 09:56:11 PM
Ride the rainbow manatee.
 
2012-10-02 09:57:04 PM
When riding manatees is outlawed only outlaws will ride manatees.
 
2012-10-02 10:24:59 PM
View from below...
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-02 10:31:47 PM

fusillade762: When riding manatees is outlawed only outlaws will ride manatees.


It's things like this that prove 0bummer's ineptitude. He knew that manatee security was lax during a time of uncertainty and he did nothing to prevent this catastrophe. The Coast Guard should have squads of sailors trained to ride aquatic wildlife for just these events. You obviously cannot use a boat to chase after a criminal who's riding a manatee. It would disturb the escape-manatee and any other manatees in the area. However if we were to deploy a squadron of Police Interceptor spec Bottlenose Dolphins with our own expert riders then the manatees would be fine and we'd catch our criminal.
 
2012-10-02 10:37:44 PM
I'm a manatee. People call me a sea cow. I need this blubber to stay warm.

/True story.
 
2012-10-02 10:41:44 PM
....missing the bigger picture..... Hear of the Dugong(sp)? Look up where the idea of mermaids came from. Finally a lady gets a piece of sea-ass. Boom goes the dynamite
 
2012-10-02 10:41:51 PM
Manatee love people and will nuzzle your feet if you put them in next to them.

/dnrtfa
//love Manatee
 
2012-10-02 10:41:55 PM
chop up a manatee with your speedboat, or take their habitat away by paying for the areas to be away from your mansion: you're just fine.

harmlessly say hello to the little buggers and the authorities are on a manhunt.

I see.
 
2012-10-02 10:43:10 PM
Rule 34.
 
2012-10-02 10:43:37 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-02 10:43:51 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

/Do I have to do everything for you Farkers?
 
2012-10-02 10:44:11 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com

/oblig
//hot like...a burning manatee
 
2012-10-02 10:44:24 PM
I rode the Hasselhoff
 
2012-10-02 10:44:25 PM

BlippityBleep: chop up a manatee with your speedboat, or take their habitat away by paying for the areas to be away from your mansion: you're just fine.

harmlessly say hello to the little buggers and the authorities are on a manhunt.

I see.


That is so f*cked up.Blade guards should be a requirement in the Mantee habitat. They're not expensive.
 
2012-10-02 10:45:13 PM
I think she did it for the halibut
 
2012-10-02 10:48:18 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

First you pet the manatee.
Then you sit on the manatee.
Then you ride the manatee.
 
2012-10-02 10:48:42 PM
Wow I just wasted four minutes I will never get back looking up mana, under the ruse of a mana-tee (tee shirt worn representing mana).
....And I quote, "Modern fantasy fiction, computer and role-playing games have adopted mana as a term for magic points, an expendable (and most often rechargeable) resource out of which magic users form their magical spells"
That wasn't all of it, but sweet. Wish my Potter-loving girlfriend was still awake right now.
 
2012-10-02 10:49:48 PM
If we let people get away with riding manatees, pretty soon they'll be riding orcas, then great white sharks, then Paris Hilton. Manatees are a gateway ride.
 
2012-10-02 10:50:01 PM
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2012-10-02 10:50:37 PM
Brought to you by Fishy Joe's.
Ride the manatee!
 
2012-10-02 10:51:11 PM
Oh the HuMANATEE
 
2012-10-02 10:51:54 PM
This sounds like a job for 4chan!
 
2012-10-02 10:52:07 PM
Stupid goddamned tourists. I hate them with the burning of a thousand suns.
 
2012-10-02 10:53:51 PM
Impressive, I hear the steering of manatees is tricky
 
2012-10-02 10:55:23 PM
Don't know how to make the link, but she turned herself in

http://www2.tbo.com/news/offbeat/2012/oct/02/8/deputies-search-for-wo m an-seen-riding-manatee-at-f-ar-519641/
 
2012-10-02 10:56:12 PM

BoxOfBees: If we let people get away with riding manatees, pretty soon they'll be riding orcas, then great white sharks, then Paris Hilton. Manatees are a gateway ride.



Clad in full HAZMAT gear,of course.
 
2012-10-02 10:57:18 PM
I actually rode a manatee when I was a kid, in the St. Johns river.

Riding them is very, very discouraged by nature people.
 
2012-10-02 10:58:45 PM
File under: Nice Things, Why We Can't Have. Subgroup: Florida
 
2012-10-02 10:58:55 PM

AirForceVet: I object to the COOL tag usage here. I highly recommend the FLORIDA or DUMBASS tags instead.

One, it's illegal to harass manatees.

Two, it's stupid to do it in broad daylight on a public beach.

Three, she looks like a manatee.


Agreed on all counts
 
2012-10-02 11:02:22 PM
This sounds goddamn awful until you realize that the Friends of Fort De Soto lovingly refer to my penis as "the manitee".
 
2012-10-02 11:02:53 PM
Reminds me of the old song:

". . .How you struggled with your Manatee. . ."
 
2012-10-02 11:03:16 PM
I see the manatees in the pictures, where's the woman?
 
2012-10-02 11:04:33 PM
This is the idiocy that happens when people anthropomorphise animals. They are wild creatures, not humans, they do not want to be your friend.
 
2012-10-02 11:05:07 PM

laellee: Wow I just wasted four minutes I will never get back looking up mana, under the ruse of a mana-tee (tee shirt worn representing mana).
....And I quote, "Modern fantasy fiction, computer and role-playing games have adopted mana as a term for magic points, an expendable (and most often rechargeable) resource out of which magic users form their magical spells"


You didn't know that? Geez, what are they teaching kids in school these days?
 
2012-10-02 11:05:28 PM
:CSB:

I once rode a manatee. Well, rode over it in a 14' Jon boat with a 5hp outboard. Damn prop nearly stopped when it dug into that sea cow coating.

Once we noticed the blood in the water, we decided it was best to put the boat back in the storage trailer.

:/CSB:

/Haters gonna hate.
 
2012-10-02 11:05:53 PM
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
 
2012-10-02 11:06:48 PM

PallMall: /Haters gonna hate.


Meh. Kinda obvious, but it might get bites.
 
2012-10-02 11:09:56 PM
I imagine her side of the story includes the manatee having a boyish charming, a nice smile, and buying her a drink. It is manatee mating season.
 
2012-10-02 11:17:16 PM
I sincerely hope that creature doesn't end up with any S manaTDs.
 
2012-10-02 11:18:58 PM

MrHappyRotter: I sincerely hope that creature doesn't end up with any S manaTDs.


Groan
 
2012-10-02 11:20:07 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com

Click to embiggenate!
 
2012-10-02 11:20:46 PM

Mantour: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


2.bp.blogspot.com

Eastwood Manatee Face looks a lot like...

content8.flixster.com
 
2012-10-02 11:20:59 PM
I'm not amused.
 
2012-10-02 11:22:47 PM

Hugh Manatee: I'm not amused.


Amused: [ ] yes [x] no
Aroused: [x] yes [ ] no
 
2012-10-02 11:24:47 PM
i211.photobucket.com
You're doing it wrong.
 
2012-10-02 11:27:05 PM
On the case:
jeremiahgraves.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-02 11:28:38 PM
Wow talk about a sea cow
 
2012-10-02 11:29:52 PM
I guess Dolphins (the team too) are just passé here now. Fark off Flipper!
 
2012-10-02 11:31:51 PM
the radio crackered

"no, you are the manatee"

and then she was a manatee.
 
2012-10-02 11:32:21 PM
Ride the manatee? Subby's mom never gets a night off.
 
2012-10-02 11:39:40 PM
City folk....
 
2012-10-02 11:46:19 PM
Oblig
i278.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-02 11:46:57 PM
That just doesn't seem like a safe idea. I saw two of those things slam against each other so hard it made a big booming sound though the viewing wall.
 
2012-10-02 11:47:04 PM
Seriously I'm still getting over BATMANATEE. Well played, Bonanza. Well played
 
2012-10-02 11:47:29 PM
o4.aolcdn.com

Perhaps this chick doesn't even know what a farking manatee is? 

If the g'damn manatees aren't smart enough to find a quiet place to fark, then perhaps they don't deserve to survive.

Perhaps......))))))))3333333333309004444444
 
2012-10-02 11:48:56 PM
Was she trying to mate????
 
2012-10-02 11:48:56 PM
wait what? WOMANatee?
 
2012-10-02 11:55:07 PM
My first thought:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-02 11:57:40 PM

laellee: wait what? WOMANatee?


img62.imageshack.us

Come on now. If Mitt can keep an open mind then so can you!
 
2012-10-02 11:58:46 PM

AbbeySomeone: Manatee love people and will nuzzle your feet if you put them in next to them.

/dnrtfa
//love Manatee


That's awesome... Assuming your toe jam doesn't pass on some kind of fungus that kills them all in days. Beach towels could be the new plague blankets!
 
2012-10-02 11:59:49 PM
That's just Rosie O.
 
2012-10-03 12:04:18 AM
"First she was petting the manatee and then she was sitting the manatee and then she was RIDING the manatee"

Oh, the huge man meat.
 
2012-10-03 12:17:55 AM
Which one is the manatee?
 
2012-10-03 12:18:00 AM
Is sitting manatee a sedentary descendant of Sitting Bull?
 
2012-10-03 12:24:13 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: On the case:


Batmanatee rules.
 
2012-10-03 12:36:21 AM

davidphogan: Sgygus: When is the child due?

I was more disturbed by this part:

According to a post on the Friends of Fort De Soto Facebook page, the manatees that the woman was riding were mating at the time of the incident.

Manathreeway?


It's a bit concerning that she had 'join two manatees for a threesome' on her bucket list at all.
 
2012-10-03 12:53:24 AM

Aussie_As: davidphogan: Sgygus: When is the child due?

I was more disturbed by this part:

According to a post on the Friends of Fort De Soto Facebook page, the manatees that the woman was riding were mating at the time of the incident.

Manathreeway?

It's a bit concerning that she had 'join two manatees for a threesome' on her bucket list at all.


I love manatees, but I don't want to make love to a manatee. I definitely want nothing to do with a manatee a tois.

It doesn't seem like an icanhas bukketlist type thing.
 
2012-10-03 01:05:48 AM
Let me get this straight...
A woman is sitting on the beach, alone. She stands up and thinks to herself, "hmmm, I think I'll go ride a Manatee."


WTF? is wrong with people?
 
2012-10-03 01:11:12 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: On the case:
[jeremiahgraves.files.wordpress.com image 625x781]


I'm gonna let the locals handle this. Supermanatee need my help elsewhere at the moment.
 
2012-10-03 01:21:14 AM

Mad_Radhu: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x391]

/Do I have to do everything for you Farkers?


Glad SOMEBODY thought of it!!
 
2012-10-03 01:22:54 AM
I hope that was a typo Subby.

GIS "Sitting the manatee":

drawception.com
 
2012-10-03 01:28:04 AM
whatevs

id jizz on her tits
 
2012-10-03 01:38:43 AM

buckler: Stupid goddamned tourists. I hate them with the burning of a thousand suns.


Manatee sex tourism?
 
2012-10-03 01:41:13 AM

Mad_Radhu: /Do I have to do everything for you Farkers?


Thank you.

/so, so disappointed this wasn't at the very beginning of the thread
 
2012-10-03 02:36:22 AM
I'm not going to read all those posts.



So, where are the pictures of the girl?
 
2012-10-03 03:00:08 AM

buckler: Stupid goddamned tourists. I hate them with the burning of a thousand suns.


Perhaps you should *do something about it*.
 
2012-10-03 05:11:46 AM
I especially like the part where the comments of the article get all abortion whargarbley.

Like she's gonna abort her sea cow/ human fetus she's now gestating. No way.

/FL: come for the sealife, stay for the interspecies breeding.
 
2012-10-03 05:49:44 AM
I'm pretty sure some of those deputies ride manatees too.
 
2012-10-03 05:56:45 AM

AbbeySomeone: //love Manatee


Sea steaks?
 
2012-10-03 07:34:55 AM
Has anyone made a joke about the woman looking like a manatee yet?
 
2012-10-03 07:35:41 AM
You know who else rode marine mammals?

i.animecrazy.net

Marine Boy, that's who.
 
2012-10-03 08:01:11 AM
mybroadband.co.za
 
2012-10-03 08:46:35 AM
Came for Sam & Max, leaving disappointed.
 
2012-10-03 09:25:17 AM

dittybopper: You know who else rode marine mammals?



Marine Boy, that's who.


You forgot Aquaman

/ and Poland
// wut?
 
2012-10-03 02:11:14 PM

3825968: You're doing it wrong.


Hah! Haven't seen her in a while.
 
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