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(Patch)   "First she was petting the manatee and then she was sitting the manatee and then she was RIDING the manatee"   (pinellasbeaches.patch.com) divider line 95
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2012-10-02 11:20:07 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com

Click to embiggenate!
 
2012-10-02 11:20:46 PM

Mantour: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


2.bp.blogspot.com

Eastwood Manatee Face looks a lot like...

content8.flixster.com
 
2012-10-02 11:20:59 PM
I'm not amused.
 
2012-10-02 11:22:47 PM

Hugh Manatee: I'm not amused.


Amused: [ ] yes [x] no
Aroused: [x] yes [ ] no
 
2012-10-02 11:24:47 PM
i211.photobucket.com
You're doing it wrong.
 
2012-10-02 11:27:05 PM
On the case:
jeremiahgraves.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-02 11:28:38 PM
Wow talk about a sea cow
 
2012-10-02 11:29:52 PM
I guess Dolphins (the team too) are just passé here now. Fark off Flipper!
 
2012-10-02 11:31:51 PM
the radio crackered

"no, you are the manatee"

and then she was a manatee.
 
2012-10-02 11:32:21 PM
Ride the manatee? Subby's mom never gets a night off.
 
2012-10-02 11:39:40 PM
City folk....
 
2012-10-02 11:46:19 PM
Oblig
i278.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-02 11:46:57 PM
That just doesn't seem like a safe idea. I saw two of those things slam against each other so hard it made a big booming sound though the viewing wall.
 
2012-10-02 11:47:04 PM
Seriously I'm still getting over BATMANATEE. Well played, Bonanza. Well played
 
2012-10-02 11:47:29 PM
o4.aolcdn.com

Perhaps this chick doesn't even know what a farking manatee is? 

If the g'damn manatees aren't smart enough to find a quiet place to fark, then perhaps they don't deserve to survive.

Perhaps......))))))))3333333333309004444444
 
2012-10-02 11:48:56 PM
Was she trying to mate????
 
2012-10-02 11:48:56 PM
wait what? WOMANatee?
 
2012-10-02 11:55:07 PM
My first thought:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-02 11:57:40 PM

laellee: wait what? WOMANatee?


img62.imageshack.us

Come on now. If Mitt can keep an open mind then so can you!
 
2012-10-02 11:58:46 PM

AbbeySomeone: Manatee love people and will nuzzle your feet if you put them in next to them.

/dnrtfa
//love Manatee


That's awesome... Assuming your toe jam doesn't pass on some kind of fungus that kills them all in days. Beach towels could be the new plague blankets!
 
2012-10-02 11:59:49 PM
That's just Rosie O.
 
2012-10-03 12:04:18 AM
"First she was petting the manatee and then she was sitting the manatee and then she was RIDING the manatee"

Oh, the huge man meat.
 
2012-10-03 12:17:55 AM
Which one is the manatee?
 
2012-10-03 12:18:00 AM
Is sitting manatee a sedentary descendant of Sitting Bull?
 
2012-10-03 12:24:13 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: On the case:


Batmanatee rules.
 
2012-10-03 12:36:21 AM

davidphogan: Sgygus: When is the child due?

I was more disturbed by this part:

According to a post on the Friends of Fort De Soto Facebook page, the manatees that the woman was riding were mating at the time of the incident.

Manathreeway?


It's a bit concerning that she had 'join two manatees for a threesome' on her bucket list at all.
 
2012-10-03 12:53:24 AM

Aussie_As: davidphogan: Sgygus: When is the child due?

I was more disturbed by this part:

According to a post on the Friends of Fort De Soto Facebook page, the manatees that the woman was riding were mating at the time of the incident.

Manathreeway?

It's a bit concerning that she had 'join two manatees for a threesome' on her bucket list at all.


I love manatees, but I don't want to make love to a manatee. I definitely want nothing to do with a manatee a tois.

It doesn't seem like an icanhas bukketlist type thing.
 
2012-10-03 01:05:48 AM
Let me get this straight...
A woman is sitting on the beach, alone. She stands up and thinks to herself, "hmmm, I think I'll go ride a Manatee."


WTF? is wrong with people?
 
2012-10-03 01:11:12 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: On the case:
[jeremiahgraves.files.wordpress.com image 625x781]


I'm gonna let the locals handle this. Supermanatee need my help elsewhere at the moment.
 
2012-10-03 01:21:14 AM

Mad_Radhu: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x391]

/Do I have to do everything for you Farkers?


Glad SOMEBODY thought of it!!
 
2012-10-03 01:22:54 AM
I hope that was a typo Subby.

GIS "Sitting the manatee":

drawception.com
 
2012-10-03 01:28:04 AM
whatevs

id jizz on her tits
 
2012-10-03 01:38:43 AM

buckler: Stupid goddamned tourists. I hate them with the burning of a thousand suns.


Manatee sex tourism?
 
2012-10-03 01:41:13 AM

Mad_Radhu: /Do I have to do everything for you Farkers?


Thank you.

/so, so disappointed this wasn't at the very beginning of the thread
 
2012-10-03 02:36:22 AM
I'm not going to read all those posts.



So, where are the pictures of the girl?
 
2012-10-03 03:00:08 AM

buckler: Stupid goddamned tourists. I hate them with the burning of a thousand suns.


Perhaps you should *do something about it*.
 
2012-10-03 05:11:46 AM
I especially like the part where the comments of the article get all abortion whargarbley.

Like she's gonna abort her sea cow/ human fetus she's now gestating. No way.

/FL: come for the sealife, stay for the interspecies breeding.
 
2012-10-03 05:49:44 AM
I'm pretty sure some of those deputies ride manatees too.
 
2012-10-03 05:56:45 AM

AbbeySomeone: //love Manatee


Sea steaks?
 
2012-10-03 07:34:55 AM
Has anyone made a joke about the woman looking like a manatee yet?
 
2012-10-03 07:35:41 AM
You know who else rode marine mammals?

i.animecrazy.net

Marine Boy, that's who.
 
2012-10-03 08:01:11 AM
mybroadband.co.za
 
2012-10-03 08:46:35 AM
Came for Sam & Max, leaving disappointed.
 
2012-10-03 09:25:17 AM

dittybopper: You know who else rode marine mammals?



Marine Boy, that's who.


You forgot Aquaman

/ and Poland
// wut?
 
2012-10-03 02:11:14 PM

3825968: You're doing it wrong.


Hah! Haven't seen her in a while.
 
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