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(Patch)   "First she was petting the manatee and then she was sitting the manatee and then she was RIDING the manatee"   (pinellasbeaches.patch.com) divider line 95
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2012-10-02 07:17:59 PM  
When is the child due?
 
2012-10-02 08:28:51 PM  
I object to the COOL tag usage here. I highly recommend the FLORIDA or DUMBASS tags instead.

One, it's illegal to harass manatees.

Two, it's stupid to do it in broad daylight on a public beach.

Three, she looks like a manatee.
 
2012-10-02 08:29:26 PM  
Four, she could have crushed the poor manatee.
 
2012-10-02 08:38:26 PM  
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2012-10-02 08:41:37 PM  
More: Cool, Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, manatees, prompt corner, animal abuse

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2012-10-02 08:53:20 PM  
It's difficult doing police work when the perp and victim are completely identical.
 
2012-10-02 09:12:24 PM  

Sgygus: When is the child due?


I was more disturbed by this part:

According to a post on the Friends of Fort De Soto Facebook page, the manatees that the woman was riding were mating at the time of the incident.

Manathreeway?
 
2012-10-02 09:35:26 PM  
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I don't see any woman.
 
2012-10-02 09:46:20 PM  
Oh, the two huge manatees
 
2012-10-02 09:53:13 PM  
With helpful photos of what a manatee might look like.
 
2012-10-02 09:56:11 PM  
Ride the rainbow manatee.
 
2012-10-02 09:57:04 PM  
When riding manatees is outlawed only outlaws will ride manatees.
 
2012-10-02 10:24:59 PM  
View from below...
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2012-10-02 10:31:47 PM  

fusillade762: When riding manatees is outlawed only outlaws will ride manatees.


It's things like this that prove 0bummer's ineptitude. He knew that manatee security was lax during a time of uncertainty and he did nothing to prevent this catastrophe. The Coast Guard should have squads of sailors trained to ride aquatic wildlife for just these events. You obviously cannot use a boat to chase after a criminal who's riding a manatee. It would disturb the escape-manatee and any other manatees in the area. However if we were to deploy a squadron of Police Interceptor spec Bottlenose Dolphins with our own expert riders then the manatees would be fine and we'd catch our criminal.
 
2012-10-02 10:37:44 PM  
I'm a manatee. People call me a sea cow. I need this blubber to stay warm.

/True story.
 
2012-10-02 10:41:44 PM  
....missing the bigger picture..... Hear of the Dugong(sp)? Look up where the idea of mermaids came from. Finally a lady gets a piece of sea-ass. Boom goes the dynamite
 
2012-10-02 10:41:51 PM  
Manatee love people and will nuzzle your feet if you put them in next to them.

/dnrtfa
//love Manatee
 
2012-10-02 10:41:55 PM  
chop up a manatee with your speedboat, or take their habitat away by paying for the areas to be away from your mansion: you're just fine.

harmlessly say hello to the little buggers and the authorities are on a manhunt.

I see.
 
2012-10-02 10:43:10 PM  
Rule 34.
 
2012-10-02 10:43:37 PM  
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2012-10-02 10:43:51 PM  
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/Do I have to do everything for you Farkers?
 
2012-10-02 10:44:11 PM  
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/oblig
//hot like...a burning manatee
 
2012-10-02 10:44:24 PM  
I rode the Hasselhoff
 
2012-10-02 10:44:25 PM  

BlippityBleep: chop up a manatee with your speedboat, or take their habitat away by paying for the areas to be away from your mansion: you're just fine.

harmlessly say hello to the little buggers and the authorities are on a manhunt.

I see.


That is so f*cked up.Blade guards should be a requirement in the Mantee habitat. They're not expensive.
 
2012-10-02 10:45:13 PM  
I think she did it for the halibut
 
2012-10-02 10:48:18 PM  
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First you pet the manatee.
Then you sit on the manatee.
Then you ride the manatee.
 
2012-10-02 10:48:42 PM  
Wow I just wasted four minutes I will never get back looking up mana, under the ruse of a mana-tee (tee shirt worn representing mana).
....And I quote, "Modern fantasy fiction, computer and role-playing games have adopted mana as a term for magic points, an expendable (and most often rechargeable) resource out of which magic users form their magical spells"
That wasn't all of it, but sweet. Wish my Potter-loving girlfriend was still awake right now.
 
2012-10-02 10:49:48 PM  
If we let people get away with riding manatees, pretty soon they'll be riding orcas, then great white sharks, then Paris Hilton. Manatees are a gateway ride.
 
2012-10-02 10:50:01 PM  
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2012-10-02 10:50:37 PM  
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Ride the manatee!
 
2012-10-02 10:51:11 PM  
Oh the HuMANATEE
 
2012-10-02 10:51:54 PM  
This sounds like a job for 4chan!
 
2012-10-02 10:52:07 PM  
Stupid goddamned tourists. I hate them with the burning of a thousand suns.
 
2012-10-02 10:53:51 PM  
Impressive, I hear the steering of manatees is tricky
 
2012-10-02 10:55:23 PM  
Don't know how to make the link, but she turned herself in

http://www2.tbo.com/news/offbeat/2012/oct/02/8/deputies-search-for-wo m an-seen-riding-manatee-at-f-ar-519641/
 
2012-10-02 10:56:12 PM  

BoxOfBees: If we let people get away with riding manatees, pretty soon they'll be riding orcas, then great white sharks, then Paris Hilton. Manatees are a gateway ride.



Clad in full HAZMAT gear,of course.
 
2012-10-02 10:57:18 PM  
I actually rode a manatee when I was a kid, in the St. Johns river.

Riding them is very, very discouraged by nature people.
 
2012-10-02 10:58:45 PM  
File under: Nice Things, Why We Can't Have. Subgroup: Florida
 
2012-10-02 10:58:55 PM  

AirForceVet: I object to the COOL tag usage here. I highly recommend the FLORIDA or DUMBASS tags instead.

One, it's illegal to harass manatees.

Two, it's stupid to do it in broad daylight on a public beach.

Three, she looks like a manatee.


Agreed on all counts
 
2012-10-02 11:02:22 PM  
This sounds goddamn awful until you realize that the Friends of Fort De Soto lovingly refer to my penis as "the manitee".
 
2012-10-02 11:02:53 PM  
Reminds me of the old song:

". . .How you struggled with your Manatee. . ."
 
2012-10-02 11:03:16 PM  
I see the manatees in the pictures, where's the woman?
 
2012-10-02 11:04:33 PM  
This is the idiocy that happens when people anthropomorphise animals. They are wild creatures, not humans, they do not want to be your friend.
 
2012-10-02 11:05:07 PM  

laellee: Wow I just wasted four minutes I will never get back looking up mana, under the ruse of a mana-tee (tee shirt worn representing mana).
....And I quote, "Modern fantasy fiction, computer and role-playing games have adopted mana as a term for magic points, an expendable (and most often rechargeable) resource out of which magic users form their magical spells"


You didn't know that? Geez, what are they teaching kids in school these days?
 
2012-10-02 11:05:28 PM  
:CSB:

I once rode a manatee. Well, rode over it in a 14' Jon boat with a 5hp outboard. Damn prop nearly stopped when it dug into that sea cow coating.

Once we noticed the blood in the water, we decided it was best to put the boat back in the storage trailer.

:/CSB:

/Haters gonna hate.
 
2012-10-02 11:05:53 PM  
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
 
2012-10-02 11:06:48 PM  

PallMall: /Haters gonna hate.


Meh. Kinda obvious, but it might get bites.
 
2012-10-02 11:09:56 PM  
I imagine her side of the story includes the manatee having a boyish charming, a nice smile, and buying her a drink. It is manatee mating season.
 
2012-10-02 11:17:16 PM  
I sincerely hope that creature doesn't end up with any S manaTDs.
 
2012-10-02 11:18:58 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I sincerely hope that creature doesn't end up with any S manaTDs.


Groan
 
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