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(Jezebel)   Tea Party congressman demands his wife be his God fearing housewife and mother. Sorry, did I say "God fearing housewife and mother"? I meant "porn star"   (jezebel.com) divider line 156
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2012-10-02 10:45:44 PM  

MeanJean: The congressman proceeds tells his wife he expects certain intimate acts upon his return that will be "the standard and it is non-negotiable."

"I do not want to hear 'no' or 'we'll see about that.'

Whoa. Now. You can write naughty letters to your wife all you want, but this stuff is farking abusive as hell. Refusing to take no for an answer? Can you say "spousal rape"?


Ill be kind to him (why I would I cant imagine) and take that as just the kind of thing they say to each other in the non-serious 'When I get home Im going to grab you and xyz' kind of way. Lots of couples talk all kinds of shiat to each other without it being anything bad at all.

It does come across all kinds of creepy though, Im having a hard time seeing it as anything good, especially from someone with a long record of 'men dominate relationships' god-talk.
 
2012-10-02 10:47:22 PM  
i.imgur.com

She might be reasonably physically attractive, but she's just as douchetastic as her Article 15 husband. So if he wants to dominate her sexually and make non-negotiable demands, I really don't give a shiat. At least no one else has to fark him. Maybe that's even a community service even a douchebag can provide.
 
2012-10-02 10:47:31 PM  
She is, Allen - just not with you.
 
2012-10-02 10:47:37 PM  
Thank God his wife is giving him all he can handle in the bed. We wouldn't want him to get...ahem....frustrated, and take out his aggression in unhealthy ways, and...nevermind.

At least his wife is an adult human female, so he's ahead of the Republican curve.
 
2012-10-02 10:48:58 PM  

RexTalionis: Mentat: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

That's worst dirty letter I've ever seen. It reads like a contract.

Contracts arouses me.

/I'm going to rewrite a contract in my spare time tonight.


You should read Fifty Shades instead. I understand half the first book is contracts and emails about contracts.
 
2012-10-02 10:52:07 PM  

gaspode: It does come across all kinds of creepy though, Im having a hard time seeing it as anything good, especially from someone with a long record of 'men dominate relationships' god-talk.


If people are really creepy torture-loving douchebags in their public life--who think that people voting for a different political party are threats to the gene pool and go around falsely bragging that they have a higher security clearance than the President, then what makes anyone think they are even halfway decent people in their private lives?
 
2012-10-02 10:53:02 PM  
A right winger with delusions of dominance and control? I am shocked. SHOCKED!
 
2012-10-02 10:53:34 PM  
There are a lot of things Allen West should be criticized and ridiculed for. Writing dirty letters to his wife is not one of them.

Plus the simple fact that it's none of our damn business.
 
2012-10-02 10:54:21 PM  
"out of some sense of decency"

/the Right doesn't have a total monopoly on shamelessness, I see
//this stuff is pretty vanilla anyways - people being turned on my dominance and submission is not exactly front page news
 
2012-10-02 10:56:29 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: "out of some sense of decency"

/the Right doesn't have a total monopoly on shamelessness, I see
//this stuff is pretty vanilla anyways - people being turned on my by dominance and submission is not exactly front page news


/Freudian slip my ass
 
2012-10-02 10:57:51 PM  
maybe that's just some game he and the misses play. Like Romney and wife play rich Biatch and sweaty undocumented worker guy.
 
2012-10-02 10:58:53 PM  

Brick-House: Al Gore sex tape? I can't imagine anything more clumsy than that or funny for that matter.


Gore/Kerry/Romney 3-way
 
2012-10-02 10:59:18 PM  
I guess she also likes it when he points a pistol at her head.
 
2012-10-02 11:01:31 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Brick-House: Al Gore sex tape? I can't imagine anything more clumsy than that or funny for that matter.

Gore/Kerry/Romney 3-way


images.wikia.com
 
2012-10-02 11:01:56 PM  

Brick-House: I'll tell you, it disturbs me light years more that someone got access to private correspondence between a man and his wife than wat these messages actually said.


bingo. that said, i say 'hats off' to any married american man actually getting sex from his wife.
 
2012-10-02 11:02:23 PM  

MeanJean: The Jami Turman Fan Club


It sickens me that some of you liken this to rape. It is effectively saying that his wife had no choice in the matter, even though he was a continent away.

Of course he can't rape her while he's a continent away. And I'm not likening the letter itself to rape. I'm saying that he has the mentality of a rapist. There's a difference.


Sounds like a sex-starved soldier to me. It doesn't surprise me that he'd be dom in his letters, even if he was sub when he got home.
 
2012-10-02 11:04:19 PM  
OK, I saw this headline in the Main Tab and was scared to click the link thinking it might be about Al Gore.

"First she was petting the manatee and then she was sitting the manatee and then she was RIDING the manatee"

It's quite weird where some of this threads go...
 
2012-10-02 11:05:42 PM  

browneye: There are a lot of things Allen West should be criticized and ridiculed for. Writing dirty letters to his wife is not one of them.

Plus the simple fact that it's none of our damn business.


Bill Clinton would like to have a word with you about that. While I agree with you in principle, that particular ship has sailed a looooong time ago.
 
2012-10-02 11:08:40 PM  

yeegrek: browneye: There are a lot of things Allen West should be criticized and ridiculed for. Writing dirty letters to his wife is not one of them.

Plus the simple fact that it's none of our damn business.

Bill Clinton would like to have a word with you about that. While I agree with you in principle, that particular ship has sailed a looooong time ago.


Bill Clinton should have gotten an intern that swallowed and saved us and hime all the trouble that fooking dress caused.
 
2012-10-02 11:31:04 PM  
I don't care enough to read this thread unless it got really raunchy - but I will just say who cares?
 
2012-10-02 11:42:45 PM  
fta But Allen West is a particularly awful type of terrible,

I agree only because it's true. If he were likable, I'd be advising him to, "Wear your freaky like a dashiki!"
 
2012-10-02 11:43:05 PM  
We get it, it's a Jezebel link.

To be honest West had already set the bar for douchetastic asshole so high before this story that it doesn't even nudge the bar for me.

He's already well known in these parts as a wrong minded, derp spewing, teatarded convicted war criminal.

The fact that he writes crappy sexy time letters home to his wife in which he orders her to be his submissive love slave for life is just so much meh after all that.
 
2012-10-02 11:43:16 PM  

TalenLee: I will just say who cares?


Libtards apparently.
 
2012-10-02 11:45:02 PM  
People, people. Relax. Jezebel is not talking to you. They're talking to their batshiat crazy "feminist when it's convenient, traditionalist when it's not" readership.

They're basically slut-shaming Allen West.
 
2012-10-02 11:46:50 PM  

Brick-House: TalenLee: I will just say who cares?

Libtards apparently.


We do?
 
2012-10-02 11:48:02 PM  
Nothing said during sexy time should ever be repeated or held against you at a later date. That shiat is sacrosanct.
 
2012-10-02 11:49:01 PM  

quatchi: convicted war criminal


West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters)
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device)
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster)
Valorous Unit Award
Air Assault Badge
Master Parachutist Badge
 
2012-10-02 11:49:03 PM  
This is nobody's business but theirs.
If only the GOP felt the same way about other people's sex lives.
 
2012-10-02 11:53:29 PM  

Brick-House: West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters)
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device)
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster)
Valorous Unit Award
Air Assault Badge
Master Parachutist Badge


What you basically did there was the equivalent of showing us that West got a gold star for participation in elementary school. I'd like to see his Bronze cite, I'm betting it was for extraordinary gallantry in the execution of paperwork, and necessary for promotion.
 
2012-10-03 12:00:48 AM  

one0nine: His roleplay and fantasies are none of my damned business, but telling his wife that shiat is "non-negotiable" just helps underscore what an incredibly egomaniacal control freak this dickhead is. So much for equal partners in a relationship, huh?

Just another reason to get Rep. UCMJ out of there.


Looks like Rep. UCMJ used the proper procedure in writing his request.

("A Guide To Protocol And Etiquette For Official Entertainment" (Pamphlet No. 600-60 published by the Headquarters Department of the Army Washington, D.C.)

\I wonder if theres a surprise inspection beforehand?
\ haha beforehand
 
2012-10-03 12:01:59 AM  
I mean, I don't have any crazy commendations or citations. But I don't go around wearing a NAM, a MUC, and a PUC on my lapel like they mean I'm particularly exemplary. 

//that's what my gold wings are for.
 
2012-10-03 12:05:27 AM  
Jezebel is a site that hates men.

With one side if their mouth, they defend the rights of women to sexually liberate themselves.

With the other, they decry a man engaging in his kinky fantasies with his wife.

The ironing is delicious.
 
2012-10-03 12:13:10 AM  
I wanted to read tfa, for obvious reasons, porn, but couldnt get thru the first paragraph. Author's hair's on fire.
 
2012-10-03 12:16:33 AM  

LiberalWeenie: Jezebel is a site that hates men.

With one side if their mouth, they defend the rights of women to sexually liberate themselves.

With the other, they decry a man engaging in his kinky fantasies with his wife.

The ironing is delicious.


www.southphillyblocks.org
 
2012-10-03 12:16:41 AM  
What, no pics of hot tea-party chicks?!

//or hot chicks being tea-bagged. I'm not picky
 
2012-10-03 12:23:37 AM  

Brick-House: quatchi: convicted war criminal

West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters)
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device)
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster)
Valorous Unit Award
Air Assault Badge
Master Parachutist Badge


You can build a thousand bridges, but if you blow one goat, they won't be calling you a "bridge builder" at your funeral.
 
2012-10-03 12:25:10 AM  

Brick-House: quatchi: convicted war criminal

West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters)
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device)
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster)
Valorous Unit Award
Air Assault Badge
Master Parachutist Badge



I see, I see.

www.jimmckenna-phd.com


BAM!
libertyledger.com
 
2012-10-03 12:37:24 AM  

ZipSplat: //that's what my gold wings are for.


Have I ever mentioned how I earned my red wings?
 
2012-10-03 12:45:11 AM  
Brick-House: Kind of MILFy

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-03 12:52:40 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: bdub77: Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.

[cdn0.hark.com image 160x120]

Gorean

Only reason I know anything about it is because I saw some porn with the girl dressed up like in the article.

I know about it because of MST3k


Holy shiatsnacks! I didn't know there were bunches of full MST3K on youtube. Woo Hoo!

/Now wondering what other interweb treasures i'm not knowing about
 
2012-10-03 01:08:11 AM  
History's greatest monster....
 
2012-10-03 01:58:12 AM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.

The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.



Given that, he should write a book with strong sexual overtones and make millions.
 
2012-10-03 02:05:35 AM  

tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.



Jezebel isn't a "gossip mag" it's a site for SERIOUS DISCUSSION about the evil men who promote the Patriarchy.
 
2012-10-03 02:06:59 AM  

Brick-House: quatchi: convicted war criminal

West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters) - He showed up to work in a military theater for three years.
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device) a decent award, but less than a bronze star - he survived a combat situation basically. I hope he didn't get this one when he did the mock execution
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster) - served in a combat unit
Valorous Unit Award this is a great award, but it is assigned to the unit, not the individual
Air Assault Badge can drop out of a helicopter
Master Parachutist Badge

can drop out of an airplane

His awards are fine. Nothing particularly astounding - but he did serve in combat. Of course I was raised by a man with a DSM, Silver Star, and a Bronze Star with a V - so my standards might be a little high.
 
2012-10-03 02:36:29 AM  
He wants a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed.
 
2012-10-03 03:19:49 AM  
yes. my congressman is so rage
 
2012-10-03 04:22:24 AM  
My father has two Purple Hearts from Vietnam (shrapnel - both, grenade and anti-aircraft shell), along with a Bronze Star for Service he readily admits he didn't deserve as a drafted officer in Vietnam (he flew Army recon when he couldn't be a secretary anymore). Mohawk pilot eventually, look the plane up.

In one of his letters home, written well before I was born but while he was in the end of his first year, includes this line: "Honey, I'm going to break your hips the next time I see you." My mother will still uncomfortably pull out the picture of her he wrote that quote on during Christmas parties. Since most of her friends are divorced or have dead husbands, it's just as uncomfortable for them as it is for me.

It was his first time away from home. I'm withholding judgement on this story.
 
2012-10-03 04:56:39 AM  
Finally a Republican that has a normal sexual desire and we think this is wrong? Even though I think he is a nutcase, this is perfectly normal. More power to him.

Face down!
 
2012-10-03 06:16:11 AM  

ZipSplat: Brick-House: West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters)
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device)
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster)
Valorous Unit Award
Air Assault Badge
Master Parachutist Badge

What you basically did there was the equivalent of showing us that West got a gold star for participation in elementary school. I'd like to see his Bronze cite, I'm betting it was for extraordinary gallantry in the execution of paperwork, and necessary for promotion.


Bronze Star without a Valor device was the standard end-of-tour award for anybody E-8 or O-3 and higher when I was in Iraq. Even dudes who never left the FOB. Even the company commanders who lost their command slot due to incompetence and ended up doing busywork for the rest of the deployment, got one.
 
2012-10-03 07:36:47 AM  
"Bronze Star without a Valor device was the standard end-of-tour award for anybody E-8 or O-3 and higher when I was in Iraq. Even dudes who never left the FOB. Even the company commanders who lost their command slot due to incompetence and ended up doing busywork for the rest of the deployment, got one."

Absolutely. Many of these awards were received in training/garrison environments, and awards are given out like candy to senior NCO's and field grade officers like West. I know Heroes who ran into gun fire to save their comrades who came up dry while tent dwellers with rank got Bronze Stars etc.
 
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