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(Jezebel)   Tea Party congressman demands his wife be his God fearing housewife and mother. Sorry, did I say "God fearing housewife and mother"? I meant "porn star"   (jezebel.com) divider line 156
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2012-10-02 05:24:56 PM
As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.
 
2012-10-02 05:34:00 PM

RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.


Yeah, this. He's in a war zone torturing people on our side, he needs his sexual outlet.
 
2012-10-02 05:37:52 PM

RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.


Also:
a) he wants somebody from the opposite gender to be "his porn star"
b) she is not a stripper/prostitute in the first place
c) he is actually married to the object of his desire

That's pretty impressive for a Republican politician.
 
2012-10-02 05:38:29 PM
The dude's a piece of shiat lunatic, but I don't give a fark if he and his wife are into some consensual kink and/or role-play.

Even that crazy Gorean shiat.
 
2012-10-02 05:39:45 PM
It's not news....
 
2012-10-02 05:44:52 PM

ParallelUniverseParking: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Also:
a) he wants somebody from the opposite gender to be "his porn star"
b) she is not a stripper/prostitute in the first place
c) he is actually married to the object of his desire

That's pretty impressive for a Republican politician.


You...

... actually make some reasonable points here.
 
2012-10-02 05:50:17 PM
Can we at least agree that the dirty letter to his wife is written hilariously? It's non-negotiable that his wife wear a two-piece bathing suit because God has demanded that his wife be his porn star? That's funny on its own merit.
 
2012-10-02 05:51:08 PM
This is not a reason to dislike this nitwit.
 
2012-10-02 05:51:12 PM

RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.


That's worst dirty letter I've ever seen. It reads like a contract.
 
2012-10-02 05:51:48 PM

ghare: This is not a reason to dislike this nitwit.


Seriously. Being a dork is the least of his offensiveness
 
2012-10-02 05:52:53 PM

Mentat: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

That's worst dirty letter I've ever seen. It reads like a contract.


Contracts arouses me.

/I'm going to rewrite a contract in my spare time tonight.
 
2012-10-02 05:54:01 PM
We need you to come in and lock shields, and strengthen up the men who are going to the fight for you. To let these other women know on the other side - these planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink women, and all of these women that have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness - to let them know that we are not going to have our men become subservient. That's what we need you to do. Because if you don't, then the debt will continue to grow...deficits will continue to grow.

Damn those Planned Pink harlots and their magical super neutering powers! Driving our country to bankruptcy, I tells ya!
 
2012-10-02 05:55:08 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Can we at least agree that the dirty letter to his wife is written hilariously? It's non-negotiable that his wife wear a two-piece bathing suit because God has demanded that his wife be his porn star? That's funny on its own merit.


To be honest, Jesus hung out with tax collectors and pros down at the neighborhood tavern, he never slighted pole-dancers so one can conclude...
 
2012-10-02 05:56:05 PM
I think Alan West is a truly reprehensible human being and I am concerned about the mental health of any woman who would wed him... but I think it's great that he is telling his wife he wants her to be his one and only sexual fantasy.
 
2012-10-02 05:57:25 PM

Elzar: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Can we at least agree that the dirty letter to his wife is written hilariously? It's non-negotiable that his wife wear a two-piece bathing suit because God has demanded that his wife be his porn star? That's funny on its own merit.

To be honest, Jesus hung out with tax collectors and pros down at the neighborhood tavern, he never slighted pole-dancers so one can conclude...


Yes, but then some guy who never met him or heard him speak took over the church.
 
2012-10-02 05:59:24 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: ParallelUniverseParking: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Also:
a) he wants somebody from the opposite gender to be "his porn star"
b) she is not a stripper/prostitute in the first place
c) he is actually married to the object of his desire

That's pretty impressive for a Republican politician.

You...

... actually make some reasonable points here.


all of this.
 
2012-10-02 06:05:23 PM

RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.


Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.
 
2012-10-02 06:07:51 PM

tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.


The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.
 
2012-10-02 06:08:59 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.

The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.


Yeah, lousy porn is always written well
 
2012-10-02 06:10:00 PM
Yeah, this guy is a dangerous idiot, but this is not one of his faults.
 
2012-10-02 06:18:50 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.

The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.


I am SHOCKED to find this man lacks class.
 
2012-10-02 06:20:00 PM
Politics aside, if FDR wrote a hilarious not-at-all sexy letter to Eleanor, you'd laugh. Let yourself laugh at Allen West.
 
2012-10-02 06:22:02 PM
This would be like mocking Hitler for putting ketchup on his eggs.

/godwinned
 
2012-10-02 06:23:25 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: This would be like mocking Hitler for putting ketchup on his eggs.


He DID that?!? OMG the man is a MOSTER!!!
 
2012-10-02 06:24:22 PM
N

/too outraged to type
 
2012-10-02 06:32:10 PM

fusillade762: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.

The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.

I am SHOCKED to find this man lacks class.


iknowrite?
 
2012-10-02 06:32:59 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.

The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.


I can't decide if it's funnier to read your comment in the voice of Catherine Zeta-Jones or Queen Latifah.

/Holy shiat.
//What a shame.
 
2012-10-02 06:38:52 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.


So you're offended by dirty letters, unless they're classy? Stylistically, at least? Hm... nope, to me, this is still dumb.
If anything is offensive, it's that someone dug up a private letter he wrote to his wife & published (excerpts from) it.

Well, I mean, that at pretty much everything that Allen West has done or said publicly, but still.
 
2012-10-02 06:48:07 PM

tallguywithglasseson: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.

So you're offended by dirty letters, unless they're classy? Stylistically, at least? Hm... nope, to me, this is still dumb.
If anything is offensive, it's that someone dug up a private letter he wrote to his wife & published (excerpts from) it.

Well, I mean, that at pretty much everything that Allen West has done or said publicly, but still.


Clearly, whimsical comments are something you're not used to.
 
2012-10-02 07:50:15 PM

Sgt Otter: The dude's a piece of shiat lunatic, but I don't give a fark if he and his wife are into some consensual kink and/or role-play.

Even that crazy Gorean shiat.


I don't know if I agree 100% about it being consensual after reading this FTA: "I do not want to hear 'no' or 'we'll see about that.' I want my fantasies to be with you. God has authorized you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want."
 
2012-10-02 07:54:01 PM
congressman demands his wife be his God fearing housewife and mother.

I don't see why he would want her to be his wife and his mother.

Did you mean "a God fearing housewife and mother"?

Freudian slip, there, Subs, you sick bastard?
 
2012-10-02 07:55:06 PM
We get it. He's black

/Please dont take this post seriously
 
2012-10-02 08:09:51 PM

Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.


cdn0.hark.com
 
2012-10-02 08:12:20 PM
Honey, we're hitting the road I want you to slut it up so bigtime that we leave a CAMPAIGN SNAIL-TRAIL!
 
2012-10-02 08:12:31 PM

bdub77: Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.

[cdn0.hark.com image 160x120]

Gorean

Only reason I know anything about it is because I saw some porn with the girl dressed up like in the article.
 
2012-10-02 08:22:34 PM
Contract part is strange, but it could be a kink of hers for all we know. (She did marry the freak) 
Certainly there are far better reasons to loath this vile individual.

Then again, it's Jezebel. I'm just happy they didn't contradict themselves 10 times in one story.
 
2012-10-02 08:32:12 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Contract part is strange, but it could be a kink of hers for all we know. (She did marry the freak) 
Certainly there are far better reasons to loath this vile individual.

Then again, it's Jezebel. I'm just happy they didn't contradict themselves 10 times in one story.


It is a Gawker site, after all.
 
2012-10-02 08:39:30 PM
In other news, the TEA party still exists.
 
2012-10-02 08:45:02 PM
I think West should be in the stockade, not Congress, but this is stupid. Newsflash; some couples talk dirty to each other.
 
2012-10-02 08:48:36 PM
is she hot?
 
2012-10-02 08:48:51 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: bdub77: Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.

[cdn0.hark.com image 160x120]

Gorean

Only reason I know anything about it is because I saw some porn with the girl dressed up like in the article.


One of the reasons I decided I didn't want to get overly into the SCA back in college was that they tolerated the dipshiat Tuchuk crowd. At least the ones around me did.
 
2012-10-02 08:51:26 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: bdub77: Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.

[cdn0.hark.com image 160x120]

Gorean

Only reason I know anything about it is because I saw some porn with the girl dressed up like in the article.


I know about it because of MST3k
 
2012-10-02 08:54:18 PM
His roleplay and fantasies are none of my damned business, but telling his wife that shiat is "non-negotiable" just helps underscore what an incredibly egomaniacal control freak this dickhead is. So much for equal partners in a relationship, huh?

Just another reason to get Rep. UCMJ out of there.
 
2012-10-02 08:55:35 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Can we at least agree that the dirty letter to his wife is written hilariously? It's non-negotiable that his wife wear a two-piece bathing suit because God has demanded that his wife be his porn star? That's funny on its own merit.


Woman often find it sexy when man demanding. It show strength. Chick dig strength.

//also humour and what not.
///also, i imagine both partners demand things of each other, which is good in a relationship. Communication good.
 
2012-10-02 08:58:28 PM

one0nine: His roleplay and fantasies are none of my damned business, but telling his wife that shiat is "non-negotiable" just helps underscore what an incredibly egomaniacal control freak this dickhead is. So much for equal partners in a relationship, huh?

Just another reason to get Rep. UCMJ out of there.



Yes, because sexy letters to your significant other is the exact place you would expect a person to be completely honest, candid, and not joking around. I don't think his wife needs you to stick up for her. That's kind of messed up of you to assume that.
 
2012-10-02 08:59:06 PM
The congressman proceeds tells his wife he expects certain intimate acts upon his return that will be "the standard and it is non-negotiable."

OK Republicans. You see that there? The whole not take no for an answer thing? The making your wife have sex whether she wants it or not?

THAT IS WHAT RAPE ACTUALLY IS
 
2012-10-02 09:01:22 PM

Satanic_Hamster: I think West should be in the stockade, not Congress, but this is stupid. Newsflash; some couples talk dirty to each other.


In general, I agree. However, this is pretty one-sided. I'm not sure if this is their relationship's modus operandi or just some out of the blue shiat he's suddenly dumped on his wife. "Now that I've been in the shiat, you're gonna love me long time, biatch!" "Donky punch means I love you!"
 
2012-10-02 09:03:23 PM
50 shades of Tea.
 
2012-10-02 09:05:31 PM
"God has authorized you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want."

*swoon*
 
2012-10-02 09:05:33 PM
We get it. He is black.

/Will the racism ever stop?
 
2012-10-02 09:07:21 PM
Florida Congressman and Tea Party darling

Given the corporate money behind the Tea Party each of those three words is worth about $300,000, bought and paid for media are happy to chime them.
 
2012-10-02 09:09:57 PM
Vote like you lady parts depended on it - Obama
 
2012-10-02 09:11:48 PM

Karac: The congressman proceeds tells his wife he expects certain intimate acts upon his return that will be "the standard and it is non-negotiable."

OK Republicans. You see that there? The whole not take no for an answer thing? The making your wife have sex whether she wants it or not?

THAT IS WHAT RAPE ACTUALLY IS


Unless the woman likes the guy to do it without asking first. Some women even like rough sex and being made to feel submissive. Do you know the dynamic of their relationship? No? Then stfu.
 
2012-10-02 09:12:05 PM
This "issue" distracts attention from the fact that West is a psychopath.
 
2012-10-02 09:16:05 PM

ParallelUniverseParking: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Also:
a) he wants somebody from the opposite gender to be "his porn star"
b) she is not a stripper/prostitute in the first place
c) he is actually married to the object of his desire

That's pretty impressive for a Republican politician.


Yeah, I agree.
 
2012-10-02 09:16:33 PM

halB: Woman often find it sexy when man demanding. It show strength. Chick dig strength.

//also humour and what not.
///also, i imagine both partners demand things of each other, which is good in a relationship. Communication good.


Yeah, but it's still funny. My wife may love it when I text her at work saying that I'm going to "F your B so hard tonight that you'll quiver like a quiver from those Hunger Games books you read," but it would still be hilarious to any outside person reading that. I'm defending the very idea of humor here. If we can't laugh at bad sexual innuendos between spouses, we can't laugh at anything!
 
2012-10-02 09:17:11 PM
Put me down for "Don't care".
 
2012-10-02 09:18:20 PM

Brick-House: Vote like you lady parts depended on it - Obama


Don't worry about your lady parts, we'll take care of that - Republican Congressmen
 
2012-10-02 09:21:50 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Brick-House: Vote like you lady parts depended on it - Obama

Don't worry about your lady parts, we'll take care of that - Republican Congressmen


Well, I for one always take real good care of the lady parts. Subbys mom can attest to that.
 
2012-10-02 09:23:18 PM
homepages.theonion.com

"I do not want to hear 'no' or 'we'll see about that.' I want my fantasies to be with you. God has authorized you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want. There will also be corn served. Get Ready!"
 
2012-10-02 09:24:14 PM
Meh, I don't like the guy but this is a non issue. I've been in a number of relationships with a DS dynamic and this is just par for the course. Pretty tame actually.
 
2012-10-02 09:25:00 PM
The authoritarian mindset at work.
 
2012-10-02 09:25:18 PM
i dont click on their links ever, but from the comments it seems that jezebel needs to just change out her tampon and get on with life.
 
2012-10-02 09:26:11 PM
Sounds like the worst James Joyce fanfiction ever.
 
2012-10-02 09:28:07 PM

Omahawg: is she hot?


Seriously, people. You're letting down the side. More than a page of comments and no pics of her?
 
2012-10-02 09:28:39 PM
Stubby, this one is just for you...

static.someecards.com
 
2012-10-02 09:28:58 PM
He says and does enough bad things in public, who cares that he writes dirty letters to his wife. Assholes should get privacy too that's why underwear was invented.
 
2012-10-02 09:32:04 PM
Kind of MILFy

clutchmag.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-10-02 09:34:53 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: ParallelUniverseParking: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Also:
a) he wants somebody from the opposite gender to be "his porn star"
b) she is not a stripper/prostitute in the first place
c) he is actually married to the object of his desire

That's pretty impressive for a Republican politician.

You...

... actually make some reasonable points here.


I agree to a point, but the 'non-negotiable' and 'God has authorized you' is some creepy kinda ways to get your jollies.
 
2012-10-02 09:35:15 PM

Brick-House: Kind of MILFy

[clutchmag.s3.amazonaws.com image 600x450]


I didn't know West moonlighted as a valet
 
2012-10-02 09:37:11 PM
Seriously? I thought the GOP was pretty farking stupid when it came to the economy even before this, but claiming that women need to be subservient to men or the debt will grow?

Republican idiots...this is the kind of fellow idiot you're electing. I hope you're proud.
 
2012-10-02 09:38:04 PM
Who gives a fark subtardmitter
 
2012-10-02 09:38:58 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: bdub77: Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.

[cdn0.hark.com image 160x120]

Gorean

Only reason I know anything about it is because I saw some porn with the girl dressed up like in the article.

I know about it because of MST3k


CABOT! CABBOOOTTTTT!!

theknuckler_33: I agree to a point, but the 'non-negotiable' and 'God has authorized you' is some creepy kinda ways to get your jollies.


Depends on if this is an established kink they both share and this is simply one instance of them playing it out. We really can't say either way. 

That's okay, though. There's way more certain, knowable reasons to dislike him.
 
2012-10-02 09:41:02 PM

RexTalionis: Mentat: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

That's worst dirty letter I've ever seen. It reads like a contract.

Contracts arouses me.

/I'm going to rewrite a contract in my spare time tonight.


first semester of 1L must have been hell for you
 
2012-10-02 09:41:51 PM
His woman's body, his choice. Amirite?
 
2012-10-02 09:42:35 PM
This is kind of silly. There are tons of other reasons to not like this guy, you really don't have to look that hard.
 
2012-10-02 09:45:19 PM

Obama's Coke Dealer_63: Who gives a fark subtardmitter


Welcome to Fark, unoriginal-name-commer-upper.
 
2012-10-02 09:55:03 PM

Blowmonkey: This is kind of silly. There are tons of other reasons to not like this guy, you really don't have to look that hard.


Actually, I'm pretty sure that believing the country is doing poorly economically because of womens' rights is a plenty good reason.
 
2012-10-02 09:59:34 PM
I'll tell you, it disturbs me light years more that someone got access to private correspondence between a man and his wife than wat these messages actually said.
 
2012-10-02 09:59:57 PM

theknuckler_33: Obama's Coke Dealer_63: Who gives a fark subtardmitter

Welcome to Fark, unoriginal-name-commer-upper.


I think something about the article really upset him.
 
2012-10-02 10:04:19 PM
I live in the Congressional district that Allen West is running to represent. Sadly, this carpetbagging Tea-tard war criminal will probably win, due to the sheer volume of attack ads he's dumping on his opponent. 

And as others have said, this really isn't a reason to hate on Allen West. There's plenty of more frightening things about him to worry about.
 
2012-10-02 10:12:48 PM
Isn't this how we got the current administration, a Republican lawmaker wanting his wife to act like a porn star? Granted if I was married to 7 of 9 I'd probably do something similarly stupid.
 
2012-10-02 10:14:31 PM
Wait, he's got a kinda pervy obsession with women? Are we sure he's really a Republican?
 
2012-10-02 10:15:37 PM
The congressman proceeds tells his wife he expects certain intimate acts upon his return that will be "the standard and it is non-negotiable."

"I do not want to hear 'no' or 'we'll see about that.'


Whoa. Now. You can write naughty letters to your wife all you want, but this stuff is farking abusive as hell. Refusing to take no for an answer? Can you say "spousal rape"?
 
2012-10-02 10:16:17 PM
The first part was simply a little creepy and controlling sounding, but meh if that's their relationship, that's their business. The second part is where it got a little batshiat. He's a gross human being.
 
2012-10-02 10:17:47 PM

Sgt Otter: The dude's a piece of shiat lunatic, but I don't give a fark if he and his wife are into some consensual kink and/or role-play.

Even that crazy Gorean shiat.


I used to work for a Virtual Reality company. The biggest Gor customers were women.
 
2012-10-02 10:19:40 PM

McManus_brothers: I live in the Congressional district that Allen West is running to represent. Sadly, this carpetbagging Tea-tard war criminal will probably win, due to the sheer volume of attack ads he's dumping on his opponent. 

And as others have said, this really isn't a reason to hate on Allen West. There's plenty of more frightening things about him to worry about.


You mean to tell me the war veteran might win over the guy with a mug shot on file?

tulolb-744392546.us-east-1.elb.amazonaws.com

Shocked I am, shocked!!!
 
2012-10-02 10:21:34 PM
I believe everyone should be open to suggestions and all, and of course, clear communication about your interests is important... but giving your SO orders that they be your porn star and wear the attire you specify? How farking romantic, amirite ladies?

It's possible that there is a previous understanding that Mrs. West enthusiastically consents to Allen West acting like a primadonna douchebag asshole because she, as an equal partner in their relationship, enjoys and gets off on his unilateral orders that she fulfill his fantasies unconditionally.

If not... gross. What a primadonna douchebag asshole.

/he and the dude from 50 Shades should hang out
 
2012-10-02 10:24:12 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: bdub77: Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.

[cdn0.hark.com image 160x120]

Gorean

Only reason I know anything about it is because I saw some porn with the girl dressed up like in the article.



Thank goodness. I was actually wondering for a minute if there was an Al Gore porn tape out there in the wild.
 
2012-10-02 10:24:54 PM

MeanJean: The congressman proceeds tells his wife he expects certain intimate acts upon his return that will be "the standard and it is non-negotiable."

"I do not want to hear 'no' or 'we'll see about that.'

Whoa. Now. You can write naughty letters to your wife all you want, but this stuff is farking abusive as hell. Refusing to take no for an answer? Can you say "spousal rape"?


Oh horseshiat. Non-negotiable doesn't mean force, and "I don't want to hear" doesn't mean "I'm going to beat you up if you say no". She could have divorced him and changed the locks long before he got home, if that's what she wanted.

It sickens me that some of you liken this to rape. It is effectively saying that his wife had no choice in the matter, even though he was a continent away.
 
2012-10-02 10:25:27 PM
The TEA party is still a thing that still exists?
 
2012-10-02 10:26:33 PM
A

theknuckler_33: Obama's Coke Dealer_63: Who gives a fark subtardmitter

Welcome to Fark, unoriginal-name-commer-upper.


And what a great job the mods are doing dick-head-mother-farker
 
2012-10-02 10:26:57 PM

Kit Fister: Karac: The congressman proceeds tells his wife he expects certain intimate acts upon his return that will be "the standard and it is non-negotiable."

OK Republicans. You see that there? The whole not take no for an answer thing? The making your wife have sex whether she wants it or not?

THAT IS WHAT RAPE ACTUALLY IS

Unless the woman likes the guy to do it without asking first. Some women even like rough sex and being made to feel submissive. Do you know the dynamic of their relationship? No? Then stfu.


Unless I am mistaken, you're supposed to set up a scene to take place, and while the boundaries of the scene might indicate that "No" might not mean no, this is usually confined to a time and place. There are things like total power exchange, where people take the slave position for extended periods of time, but I suspect that a 24/7 master/slave relationship, or one where sex on demand is practiced might get away from Safe Sane and Consensual and into a real YKINOK area for some. (it does for me)

I mean, that's basically like Gor. Oh, speaking of Gor...

I watched this exchange. Truly, I believed the plant would be watered. It was plant, and on Gor it had no rights. Perhaps on Earth, in its permissive society, which distorts the true roles of all beings, which forces both plant and waterer to go unh appy and constrained, which forbids the fulfillment of owner and houseplant, such might not happen. Perhaps there, it would not be watered. But it was on Gor now, and would undoubtedly feel its true place, that of houseplant. It was plant. It would be watered at will. Such is the way with plants.
 
2012-10-02 10:27:28 PM
Al Gore sex tape? I can't imagine anything more clumsy than that or funny for that matter.
 
2012-10-02 10:28:50 PM

cc_rider: I was actually wondering for a minute if there was an Al Gore porn tape out there in the wild.


"All this global warming is making me hot. I think I'm going to take my clothes off..."
 
2012-10-02 10:32:26 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: cc_rider: I was actually wondering for a minute if there was an Al Gore porn tape out there in the wild.

"All this global warming is making me hot. I think I'm going to take my clothes off..."


thebsreport.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-02 10:35:17 PM
Obama's mama was married to a Tea Partier?

/dnrta, just other threads
 
2012-10-02 10:36:41 PM
And to think, I almost forgot about this.

1-ps.googleusercontent.com

Oh well, back to therapy I guess.
 
2012-10-02 10:39:10 PM
rhymeswithright.mu.nu 

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-02 10:42:27 PM
The Jami Turman Fan Club


It sickens me that some of you liken this to rape. It is effectively saying that his wife had no choice in the matter, even though he was a continent away.

Of course he can't rape her while he's a continent away. And I'm not likening the letter itself to rape. I'm saying that he has the mentality of a rapist. There's a difference.
 
2012-10-02 10:45:44 PM

MeanJean: The congressman proceeds tells his wife he expects certain intimate acts upon his return that will be "the standard and it is non-negotiable."

"I do not want to hear 'no' or 'we'll see about that.'

Whoa. Now. You can write naughty letters to your wife all you want, but this stuff is farking abusive as hell. Refusing to take no for an answer? Can you say "spousal rape"?


Ill be kind to him (why I would I cant imagine) and take that as just the kind of thing they say to each other in the non-serious 'When I get home Im going to grab you and xyz' kind of way. Lots of couples talk all kinds of shiat to each other without it being anything bad at all.

It does come across all kinds of creepy though, Im having a hard time seeing it as anything good, especially from someone with a long record of 'men dominate relationships' god-talk.
 
2012-10-02 10:47:22 PM
i.imgur.com

She might be reasonably physically attractive, but she's just as douchetastic as her Article 15 husband. So if he wants to dominate her sexually and make non-negotiable demands, I really don't give a shiat. At least no one else has to fark him. Maybe that's even a community service even a douchebag can provide.
 
2012-10-02 10:47:31 PM
She is, Allen - just not with you.
 
2012-10-02 10:47:37 PM
Thank God his wife is giving him all he can handle in the bed. We wouldn't want him to get...ahem....frustrated, and take out his aggression in unhealthy ways, and...nevermind.

At least his wife is an adult human female, so he's ahead of the Republican curve.
 
2012-10-02 10:48:58 PM

RexTalionis: Mentat: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

That's worst dirty letter I've ever seen. It reads like a contract.

Contracts arouses me.

/I'm going to rewrite a contract in my spare time tonight.


You should read Fifty Shades instead. I understand half the first book is contracts and emails about contracts.
 
2012-10-02 10:52:07 PM

gaspode: It does come across all kinds of creepy though, Im having a hard time seeing it as anything good, especially from someone with a long record of 'men dominate relationships' god-talk.


If people are really creepy torture-loving douchebags in their public life--who think that people voting for a different political party are threats to the gene pool and go around falsely bragging that they have a higher security clearance than the President, then what makes anyone think they are even halfway decent people in their private lives?
 
2012-10-02 10:53:02 PM
A right winger with delusions of dominance and control? I am shocked. SHOCKED!
 
2012-10-02 10:53:34 PM
There are a lot of things Allen West should be criticized and ridiculed for. Writing dirty letters to his wife is not one of them.

Plus the simple fact that it's none of our damn business.
 
2012-10-02 10:54:21 PM
"out of some sense of decency"

/the Right doesn't have a total monopoly on shamelessness, I see
//this stuff is pretty vanilla anyways - people being turned on my dominance and submission is not exactly front page news
 
2012-10-02 10:56:29 PM

AliceBToklasLives: "out of some sense of decency"

/the Right doesn't have a total monopoly on shamelessness, I see
//this stuff is pretty vanilla anyways - people being turned on my by dominance and submission is not exactly front page news


/Freudian slip my ass
 
2012-10-02 10:57:51 PM
maybe that's just some game he and the misses play. Like Romney and wife play rich Biatch and sweaty undocumented worker guy.
 
2012-10-02 10:58:53 PM

Brick-House: Al Gore sex tape? I can't imagine anything more clumsy than that or funny for that matter.


Gore/Kerry/Romney 3-way
 
2012-10-02 10:59:18 PM
I guess she also likes it when he points a pistol at her head.
 
2012-10-02 11:01:31 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Brick-House: Al Gore sex tape? I can't imagine anything more clumsy than that or funny for that matter.

Gore/Kerry/Romney 3-way


images.wikia.com
 
2012-10-02 11:01:56 PM

Brick-House: I'll tell you, it disturbs me light years more that someone got access to private correspondence between a man and his wife than wat these messages actually said.


bingo. that said, i say 'hats off' to any married american man actually getting sex from his wife.
 
2012-10-02 11:02:23 PM

MeanJean: The Jami Turman Fan Club


It sickens me that some of you liken this to rape. It is effectively saying that his wife had no choice in the matter, even though he was a continent away.

Of course he can't rape her while he's a continent away. And I'm not likening the letter itself to rape. I'm saying that he has the mentality of a rapist. There's a difference.


Sounds like a sex-starved soldier to me. It doesn't surprise me that he'd be dom in his letters, even if he was sub when he got home.
 
2012-10-02 11:04:19 PM
OK, I saw this headline in the Main Tab and was scared to click the link thinking it might be about Al Gore.

"First she was petting the manatee and then she was sitting the manatee and then she was RIDING the manatee"

It's quite weird where some of this threads go...
 
2012-10-02 11:05:42 PM

browneye: There are a lot of things Allen West should be criticized and ridiculed for. Writing dirty letters to his wife is not one of them.

Plus the simple fact that it's none of our damn business.


Bill Clinton would like to have a word with you about that. While I agree with you in principle, that particular ship has sailed a looooong time ago.
 
2012-10-02 11:08:40 PM

yeegrek: browneye: There are a lot of things Allen West should be criticized and ridiculed for. Writing dirty letters to his wife is not one of them.

Plus the simple fact that it's none of our damn business.

Bill Clinton would like to have a word with you about that. While I agree with you in principle, that particular ship has sailed a looooong time ago.


Bill Clinton should have gotten an intern that swallowed and saved us and hime all the trouble that fooking dress caused.
 
2012-10-02 11:31:04 PM
I don't care enough to read this thread unless it got really raunchy - but I will just say who cares?
 
2012-10-02 11:42:45 PM
fta But Allen West is a particularly awful type of terrible,

I agree only because it's true. If he were likable, I'd be advising him to, "Wear your freaky like a dashiki!"
 
2012-10-02 11:43:05 PM
We get it, it's a Jezebel link.

To be honest West had already set the bar for douchetastic asshole so high before this story that it doesn't even nudge the bar for me.

He's already well known in these parts as a wrong minded, derp spewing, teatarded convicted war criminal.

The fact that he writes crappy sexy time letters home to his wife in which he orders her to be his submissive love slave for life is just so much meh after all that.
 
2012-10-02 11:43:16 PM

TalenLee: I will just say who cares?


Libtards apparently.
 
2012-10-02 11:45:02 PM
People, people. Relax. Jezebel is not talking to you. They're talking to their batshiat crazy "feminist when it's convenient, traditionalist when it's not" readership.

They're basically slut-shaming Allen West.
 
2012-10-02 11:46:50 PM

Brick-House: TalenLee: I will just say who cares?

Libtards apparently.


We do?
 
2012-10-02 11:48:02 PM
Nothing said during sexy time should ever be repeated or held against you at a later date. That shiat is sacrosanct.
 
2012-10-02 11:49:01 PM

quatchi: convicted war criminal


West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters)
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device)
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster)
Valorous Unit Award
Air Assault Badge
Master Parachutist Badge
 
2012-10-02 11:49:03 PM
This is nobody's business but theirs.
If only the GOP felt the same way about other people's sex lives.
 
2012-10-02 11:53:29 PM

Brick-House: West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters)
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device)
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster)
Valorous Unit Award
Air Assault Badge
Master Parachutist Badge


What you basically did there was the equivalent of showing us that West got a gold star for participation in elementary school. I'd like to see his Bronze cite, I'm betting it was for extraordinary gallantry in the execution of paperwork, and necessary for promotion.
 
2012-10-03 12:00:48 AM

one0nine: His roleplay and fantasies are none of my damned business, but telling his wife that shiat is "non-negotiable" just helps underscore what an incredibly egomaniacal control freak this dickhead is. So much for equal partners in a relationship, huh?

Just another reason to get Rep. UCMJ out of there.


Looks like Rep. UCMJ used the proper procedure in writing his request.

("A Guide To Protocol And Etiquette For Official Entertainment" (Pamphlet No. 600-60 published by the Headquarters Department of the Army Washington, D.C.)

\I wonder if theres a surprise inspection beforehand?
\ haha beforehand
 
2012-10-03 12:01:59 AM
I mean, I don't have any crazy commendations or citations. But I don't go around wearing a NAM, a MUC, and a PUC on my lapel like they mean I'm particularly exemplary. 

//that's what my gold wings are for.
 
2012-10-03 12:05:27 AM
Jezebel is a site that hates men.

With one side if their mouth, they defend the rights of women to sexually liberate themselves.

With the other, they decry a man engaging in his kinky fantasies with his wife.

The ironing is delicious.
 
2012-10-03 12:13:10 AM
I wanted to read tfa, for obvious reasons, porn, but couldnt get thru the first paragraph. Author's hair's on fire.
 
2012-10-03 12:16:33 AM

LiberalWeenie: Jezebel is a site that hates men.

With one side if their mouth, they defend the rights of women to sexually liberate themselves.

With the other, they decry a man engaging in his kinky fantasies with his wife.

The ironing is delicious.


www.southphillyblocks.org
 
2012-10-03 12:16:41 AM
What, no pics of hot tea-party chicks?!

//or hot chicks being tea-bagged. I'm not picky
 
2012-10-03 12:23:37 AM

Brick-House: quatchi: convicted war criminal

West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters)
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device)
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster)
Valorous Unit Award
Air Assault Badge
Master Parachutist Badge


You can build a thousand bridges, but if you blow one goat, they won't be calling you a "bridge builder" at your funeral.
 
2012-10-03 12:25:10 AM

Brick-House: quatchi: convicted war criminal

West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters)
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device)
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster)
Valorous Unit Award
Air Assault Badge
Master Parachutist Badge



I see, I see.

www.jimmckenna-phd.com


BAM!
libertyledger.com
 
2012-10-03 12:37:24 AM

ZipSplat: //that's what my gold wings are for.


Have I ever mentioned how I earned my red wings?
 
2012-10-03 12:45:11 AM
Brick-House: Kind of MILFy

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-03 12:52:40 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: bdub77: Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.

[cdn0.hark.com image 160x120]

Gorean

Only reason I know anything about it is because I saw some porn with the girl dressed up like in the article.

I know about it because of MST3k


Holy shiatsnacks! I didn't know there were bunches of full MST3K on youtube. Woo Hoo!

/Now wondering what other interweb treasures i'm not knowing about
 
2012-10-03 01:08:11 AM
History's greatest monster....
 
2012-10-03 01:58:12 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.

The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.



Given that, he should write a book with strong sexual overtones and make millions.
 
2012-10-03 02:05:35 AM

tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.



Jezebel isn't a "gossip mag" it's a site for SERIOUS DISCUSSION about the evil men who promote the Patriarchy.
 
2012-10-03 02:06:59 AM

Brick-House: quatchi: convicted war criminal

West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters) - He showed up to work in a military theater for three years.
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device) a decent award, but less than a bronze star - he survived a combat situation basically. I hope he didn't get this one when he did the mock execution
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster) - served in a combat unit
Valorous Unit Award this is a great award, but it is assigned to the unit, not the individual
Air Assault Badge can drop out of a helicopter
Master Parachutist Badge

can drop out of an airplane

His awards are fine. Nothing particularly astounding - but he did serve in combat. Of course I was raised by a man with a DSM, Silver Star, and a Bronze Star with a V - so my standards might be a little high.
 
2012-10-03 02:36:29 AM
He wants a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed.
 
2012-10-03 03:19:49 AM
yes. my congressman is so rage
 
2012-10-03 04:22:24 AM
My father has two Purple Hearts from Vietnam (shrapnel - both, grenade and anti-aircraft shell), along with a Bronze Star for Service he readily admits he didn't deserve as a drafted officer in Vietnam (he flew Army recon when he couldn't be a secretary anymore). Mohawk pilot eventually, look the plane up.

In one of his letters home, written well before I was born but while he was in the end of his first year, includes this line: "Honey, I'm going to break your hips the next time I see you." My mother will still uncomfortably pull out the picture of her he wrote that quote on during Christmas parties. Since most of her friends are divorced or have dead husbands, it's just as uncomfortable for them as it is for me.

It was his first time away from home. I'm withholding judgement on this story.
 
2012-10-03 04:56:39 AM
Finally a Republican that has a normal sexual desire and we think this is wrong? Even though I think he is a nutcase, this is perfectly normal. More power to him.

Face down!
 
2012-10-03 06:16:11 AM

ZipSplat: Brick-House: West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters)
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device)
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster)
Valorous Unit Award
Air Assault Badge
Master Parachutist Badge

What you basically did there was the equivalent of showing us that West got a gold star for participation in elementary school. I'd like to see his Bronze cite, I'm betting it was for extraordinary gallantry in the execution of paperwork, and necessary for promotion.


Bronze Star without a Valor device was the standard end-of-tour award for anybody E-8 or O-3 and higher when I was in Iraq. Even dudes who never left the FOB. Even the company commanders who lost their command slot due to incompetence and ended up doing busywork for the rest of the deployment, got one.
 
2012-10-03 07:36:47 AM
"Bronze Star without a Valor device was the standard end-of-tour award for anybody E-8 or O-3 and higher when I was in Iraq. Even dudes who never left the FOB. Even the company commanders who lost their command slot due to incompetence and ended up doing busywork for the rest of the deployment, got one."

Absolutely. Many of these awards were received in training/garrison environments, and awards are given out like candy to senior NCO's and field grade officers like West. I know Heroes who ran into gun fire to save their comrades who came up dry while tent dwellers with rank got Bronze Stars etc.
 
2012-10-03 07:39:53 AM
Brick-House (farkied: Dumb as a brick): Bill Clinton should have gotten an intern that swallowed and saved us and hime all the trouble that fooking dress caused.

Remember, boys and girls:

* A hummer in the Oval Office: IMPEACHABLE.

* Lying to us all to gin up a war and hand the keys to the Treasury to the likes of Halliburton: NOT IMPEACHABLE, in fact it's patriotic. 

/Damn good thing B. Hussein Osama is faithful to his wife.
 
2012-10-03 08:22:13 AM

Kit Fister: Karac: The congressman proceeds tells his wife he expects certain intimate acts upon his return that will be "the standard and it is non-negotiable."

OK Republicans. You see that there? The whole not take no for an answer thing? The making your wife have sex whether she wants it or not?

THAT IS WHAT RAPE ACTUALLY IS

Unless the woman likes the guy to do it without asking first. Some women even like rough sex and being made to feel submissive. Do you know the dynamic of their relationship? No? Then stfu.


I don't know their personal relationship dynamic. I just know how Allen West behaved in Iraq and it's got to be hard to roleplay a rape fantasy with a guy you know is perfectly capable of torturing the unwilling.
 
2012-10-03 09:23:07 AM

gaspode: Ill be kind to him (why I would I cant imagine) and take that as just the kind of thing they say to each other in the non-serious 'When I get home Im going to grab you and xyz' kind of way. Lots of couples talk all kinds of shiat to each other without it being anything bad at all.


That was my impression. I demand and forbid things (not usually sexual) of Mrs. Anomaly all the time, and usually get either an eye-roll or sarcastic comment in response.
 
2012-10-03 12:48:54 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.

The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.

Dear Nora,
You are mine, darling, mine! I love you. All I have written above is only a moment or two of brutal madness. The last drop of seed has hardly been squirted up your c-nt before it is over and my true love for you, the love of my verses, the love of my eyes for your strange luring eyes, comes blowing over my soul like a wind of spices. My prick is still hot and stiff and quivering from the last brutal drive it has given you when a faint hymn is heard rising in tender pitiful worship of you from the dim cloisters of my heart.

Nora, my faithful darling, my sweet-eyed blackguard schoolgirl, be my whore, my mistress, as much as you like (my little frigging mistress! My little farking whore!) you are always my beautiful wild flower of the hedges, my dark-blue rain-drenched flower.

JIM


Some letters, intended for private viewing only, are totes worth sharing with the rest of the world for their sheer God-Tier sleaze.

James Joyce wrote *EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM*. Is this guy James Joyce? No? Then explain why I should care?
 
2012-10-03 01:00:09 PM

Sgt Otter: ZipSplat: Brick-House: West's awards and decorations include:

Bronze Star
Meritorious Service Medal (two Oak Leaf Clusters)
Army Commendation Medal (three Oak Leaf Clusters, one Valor Device)
Army Achievement Medal (one Oak Leaf Cluster)
Valorous Unit Award
Air Assault Badge
Master Parachutist Badge

What you basically did there was the equivalent of showing us that West got a gold star for participation in elementary school. I'd like to see his Bronze cite, I'm betting it was for extraordinary gallantry in the execution of paperwork, and necessary for promotion.

Bronze Star without a Valor device was the standard end-of-tour award for anybody E-8 or O-3 and higher when I was in Iraq. Even dudes who never left the FOB. Even the company commanders who lost their command slot due to incompetence and ended up doing busywork for the rest of the deployment, got one.


Awards need to go away, or be put in their proper place. At the end of our deployments by far the majority of the awards went to the careerists in charge - most of whom never left al-Asad or wherever. Our OIC and SNCOIC were both incompetent and listless - and they took two out of the three NAVCOMs given to our det. The other went to a network technician that they liked who said himself that he didn't understand why he was getting a NAVCOM for basically making sure the TROJAN SPIRIT was still connected every morning before going to the gym.

shiat's out of hand. Just another way the promotion system politicizes everything.
 
2012-10-03 02:33:04 PM

ParallelUniverseParking: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Also:
a) he wants somebody from the opposite gender to be "his porn star"
b) she is not a stripper/prostitute in the first place
c) he is actually married to the object of his desire

That's pretty impressive for a Republican politician.


Y'know, you make a good point.
 
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