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(Jezebel)   Tea Party congressman demands his wife be his God fearing housewife and mother. Sorry, did I say "God fearing housewife and mother"? I meant "porn star"   (jezebel.com) divider line 156
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2012-10-02 05:24:56 PM
As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.
 
2012-10-02 05:34:00 PM

RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.


Yeah, this. He's in a war zone torturing people on our side, he needs his sexual outlet.
 
2012-10-02 05:37:52 PM

RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.


Also:
a) he wants somebody from the opposite gender to be "his porn star"
b) she is not a stripper/prostitute in the first place
c) he is actually married to the object of his desire

That's pretty impressive for a Republican politician.
 
2012-10-02 05:38:29 PM
The dude's a piece of shiat lunatic, but I don't give a fark if he and his wife are into some consensual kink and/or role-play.

Even that crazy Gorean shiat.
 
2012-10-02 05:39:45 PM
It's not news....
 
2012-10-02 05:44:52 PM

ParallelUniverseParking: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Also:
a) he wants somebody from the opposite gender to be "his porn star"
b) she is not a stripper/prostitute in the first place
c) he is actually married to the object of his desire

That's pretty impressive for a Republican politician.


You...

... actually make some reasonable points here.
 
2012-10-02 05:50:17 PM
Can we at least agree that the dirty letter to his wife is written hilariously? It's non-negotiable that his wife wear a two-piece bathing suit because God has demanded that his wife be his porn star? That's funny on its own merit.
 
2012-10-02 05:51:08 PM
This is not a reason to dislike this nitwit.
 
2012-10-02 05:51:12 PM

RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.


That's worst dirty letter I've ever seen. It reads like a contract.
 
2012-10-02 05:51:48 PM

ghare: This is not a reason to dislike this nitwit.


Seriously. Being a dork is the least of his offensiveness
 
2012-10-02 05:52:53 PM

Mentat: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

That's worst dirty letter I've ever seen. It reads like a contract.


Contracts arouses me.

/I'm going to rewrite a contract in my spare time tonight.
 
2012-10-02 05:54:01 PM
We need you to come in and lock shields, and strengthen up the men who are going to the fight for you. To let these other women know on the other side - these planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink women, and all of these women that have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness - to let them know that we are not going to have our men become subservient. That's what we need you to do. Because if you don't, then the debt will continue to grow...deficits will continue to grow.

Damn those Planned Pink harlots and their magical super neutering powers! Driving our country to bankruptcy, I tells ya!
 
2012-10-02 05:55:08 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Can we at least agree that the dirty letter to his wife is written hilariously? It's non-negotiable that his wife wear a two-piece bathing suit because God has demanded that his wife be his porn star? That's funny on its own merit.


To be honest, Jesus hung out with tax collectors and pros down at the neighborhood tavern, he never slighted pole-dancers so one can conclude...
 
2012-10-02 05:56:05 PM
I think Alan West is a truly reprehensible human being and I am concerned about the mental health of any woman who would wed him... but I think it's great that he is telling his wife he wants her to be his one and only sexual fantasy.
 
2012-10-02 05:57:25 PM

Elzar: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Can we at least agree that the dirty letter to his wife is written hilariously? It's non-negotiable that his wife wear a two-piece bathing suit because God has demanded that his wife be his porn star? That's funny on its own merit.

To be honest, Jesus hung out with tax collectors and pros down at the neighborhood tavern, he never slighted pole-dancers so one can conclude...


Yes, but then some guy who never met him or heard him speak took over the church.
 
2012-10-02 05:59:24 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: ParallelUniverseParking: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Also:
a) he wants somebody from the opposite gender to be "his porn star"
b) she is not a stripper/prostitute in the first place
c) he is actually married to the object of his desire

That's pretty impressive for a Republican politician.

You...

... actually make some reasonable points here.


all of this.
 
2012-10-02 06:05:23 PM

RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.


Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.
 
2012-10-02 06:07:51 PM

tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.


The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.
 
2012-10-02 06:08:59 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.

The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.


Yeah, lousy porn is always written well
 
2012-10-02 06:10:00 PM
Yeah, this guy is a dangerous idiot, but this is not one of his faults.
 
2012-10-02 06:18:50 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.

The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.


I am SHOCKED to find this man lacks class.
 
2012-10-02 06:20:00 PM
Politics aside, if FDR wrote a hilarious not-at-all sexy letter to Eleanor, you'd laugh. Let yourself laugh at Allen West.
 
2012-10-02 06:22:02 PM
This would be like mocking Hitler for putting ketchup on his eggs.

/godwinned
 
2012-10-02 06:23:25 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: This would be like mocking Hitler for putting ketchup on his eggs.


He DID that?!? OMG the man is a MOSTER!!!
 
2012-10-02 06:24:22 PM
N

/too outraged to type
 
2012-10-02 06:32:10 PM

fusillade762: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.

The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.

I am SHOCKED to find this man lacks class.


iknowrite?
 
2012-10-02 06:32:59 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: RexTalionis: As much as I personally dislike Allen West, I'll defend his right to write dirty letters to his wife.

Yeah, no shiat.

Guy in Army writes horny letter to wife back home. Christ, this is dumb, even for a gossip mag.

The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.


I can't decide if it's funnier to read your comment in the voice of Catherine Zeta-Jones or Queen Latifah.

/Holy shiat.
//What a shame.
 
2012-10-02 06:38:52 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.


So you're offended by dirty letters, unless they're classy? Stylistically, at least? Hm... nope, to me, this is still dumb.
If anything is offensive, it's that someone dug up a private letter he wrote to his wife & published (excerpts from) it.

Well, I mean, that at pretty much everything that Allen West has done or said publicly, but still.
 
2012-10-02 06:48:07 PM

tallguywithglasseson: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The more offensive thing is that the style in which he wrote it lacks any sort of class.

So you're offended by dirty letters, unless they're classy? Stylistically, at least? Hm... nope, to me, this is still dumb.
If anything is offensive, it's that someone dug up a private letter he wrote to his wife & published (excerpts from) it.

Well, I mean, that at pretty much everything that Allen West has done or said publicly, but still.


Clearly, whimsical comments are something you're not used to.
 
2012-10-02 07:50:15 PM

Sgt Otter: The dude's a piece of shiat lunatic, but I don't give a fark if he and his wife are into some consensual kink and/or role-play.

Even that crazy Gorean shiat.


I don't know if I agree 100% about it being consensual after reading this FTA: "I do not want to hear 'no' or 'we'll see about that.' I want my fantasies to be with you. God has authorized you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want."
 
2012-10-02 07:54:01 PM
congressman demands his wife be his God fearing housewife and mother.

I don't see why he would want her to be his wife and his mother.

Did you mean "a God fearing housewife and mother"?

Freudian slip, there, Subs, you sick bastard?
 
2012-10-02 07:55:06 PM
We get it. He's black

/Please dont take this post seriously
 
2012-10-02 08:09:51 PM

Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.


cdn0.hark.com
 
2012-10-02 08:12:20 PM
Honey, we're hitting the road I want you to slut it up so bigtime that we leave a CAMPAIGN SNAIL-TRAIL!
 
2012-10-02 08:12:31 PM

bdub77: Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.

[cdn0.hark.com image 160x120]

Gorean

Only reason I know anything about it is because I saw some porn with the girl dressed up like in the article.
 
2012-10-02 08:22:34 PM
Contract part is strange, but it could be a kink of hers for all we know. (She did marry the freak) 
Certainly there are far better reasons to loath this vile individual.

Then again, it's Jezebel. I'm just happy they didn't contradict themselves 10 times in one story.
 
2012-10-02 08:32:12 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Contract part is strange, but it could be a kink of hers for all we know. (She did marry the freak) 
Certainly there are far better reasons to loath this vile individual.

Then again, it's Jezebel. I'm just happy they didn't contradict themselves 10 times in one story.


It is a Gawker site, after all.
 
2012-10-02 08:39:30 PM
In other news, the TEA party still exists.
 
2012-10-02 08:45:02 PM
I think West should be in the stockade, not Congress, but this is stupid. Newsflash; some couples talk dirty to each other.
 
2012-10-02 08:48:36 PM
is she hot?
 
2012-10-02 08:48:51 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: bdub77: Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.

[cdn0.hark.com image 160x120]

Gorean

Only reason I know anything about it is because I saw some porn with the girl dressed up like in the article.


One of the reasons I decided I didn't want to get overly into the SCA back in college was that they tolerated the dipshiat Tuchuk crowd. At least the ones around me did.
 
2012-10-02 08:51:26 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: bdub77: Sgt Otter: Even that crazy Gorean shiat.

[cdn0.hark.com image 160x120]

Gorean

Only reason I know anything about it is because I saw some porn with the girl dressed up like in the article.


I know about it because of MST3k
 
2012-10-02 08:54:18 PM
His roleplay and fantasies are none of my damned business, but telling his wife that shiat is "non-negotiable" just helps underscore what an incredibly egomaniacal control freak this dickhead is. So much for equal partners in a relationship, huh?

Just another reason to get Rep. UCMJ out of there.
 
2012-10-02 08:55:35 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Can we at least agree that the dirty letter to his wife is written hilariously? It's non-negotiable that his wife wear a two-piece bathing suit because God has demanded that his wife be his porn star? That's funny on its own merit.


Woman often find it sexy when man demanding. It show strength. Chick dig strength.

//also humour and what not.
///also, i imagine both partners demand things of each other, which is good in a relationship. Communication good.
 
2012-10-02 08:58:28 PM

one0nine: His roleplay and fantasies are none of my damned business, but telling his wife that shiat is "non-negotiable" just helps underscore what an incredibly egomaniacal control freak this dickhead is. So much for equal partners in a relationship, huh?

Just another reason to get Rep. UCMJ out of there.



Yes, because sexy letters to your significant other is the exact place you would expect a person to be completely honest, candid, and not joking around. I don't think his wife needs you to stick up for her. That's kind of messed up of you to assume that.
 
2012-10-02 08:59:06 PM
The congressman proceeds tells his wife he expects certain intimate acts upon his return that will be "the standard and it is non-negotiable."

OK Republicans. You see that there? The whole not take no for an answer thing? The making your wife have sex whether she wants it or not?

THAT IS WHAT RAPE ACTUALLY IS
 
2012-10-02 09:01:22 PM

Satanic_Hamster: I think West should be in the stockade, not Congress, but this is stupid. Newsflash; some couples talk dirty to each other.


In general, I agree. However, this is pretty one-sided. I'm not sure if this is their relationship's modus operandi or just some out of the blue shiat he's suddenly dumped on his wife. "Now that I've been in the shiat, you're gonna love me long time, biatch!" "Donky punch means I love you!"
 
2012-10-02 09:03:23 PM
50 shades of Tea.
 
2012-10-02 09:05:31 PM
"God has authorized you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want."

*swoon*
 
2012-10-02 09:05:33 PM
We get it. He is black.

/Will the racism ever stop?
 
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