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2012-10-02 03:59:26 PM
"Damn! We got a white dude in here. Hope he's not too freaked out by a black dude, a Mexican dude, and Latina conjoined twins, joined at the hand."
 
2012-10-02 04:00:25 PM
"This farking guy, man".
 
2012-10-02 04:00:33 PM
"Ich bin eine burrito"
 
2012-10-02 04:01:19 PM
"Peasants. Sweaty. Poor."
 
2012-10-02 04:02:15 PM
"I think I paid too much for these cardboard cutouts of brown people...and having to stand here in this dreadful kitchen! It stinks of working class people! This had better work..."
 
2012-10-02 04:04:08 PM
"Honky wanted mayo on his burrito."
 
2012-10-02 04:07:01 PM
"We fry him up SPECIAL".
 
2012-10-02 04:09:01 PM
"My favorite song is La Cucaracha. You guys know that one."
 
2012-10-02 04:14:25 PM
"Damn, look at all these Messicans."
 
2012-10-02 04:27:35 PM
"Get a load of Romney, he's actually touching an illegal!"
 
2012-10-02 04:41:12 PM
Chipotles: Now offering free crackers with every meal!
 
2012-10-02 04:42:45 PM
images.onset.freedom.com

"Hey guys, it's true! He really does have an on/off switch back there!"
 
2012-10-02 04:46:00 PM

choo: Chipotles: Now offering free crackers with every meal!


*snert*
 
2012-10-02 04:49:05 PM
"See, even Will Smith has to work fast food in Obama's Economy"-- Mitt
 
2012-10-02 04:50:37 PM
"Just breathe through your teeth, Mitt. It will be over soon."
 
2012-10-02 05:05:27 PM
Say, Pedro, I only ate half of this burrito, would you like the other half in lieu of a tip?
 
2012-10-02 05:11:01 PM
images.onset.freedom.com

"I bet my dad is SOOO proud of me right now!!"

www.cityweekly.net
 
2012-10-02 05:15:44 PM
"I thought y'all were making this guy up."
 
2012-10-02 05:21:17 PM
imageshack.us

"Sweat stains? Really?"
 
2012-10-02 05:54:20 PM
Welcome to Earf!
 
2012-10-02 05:56:15 PM
"Mitt Romney doesn't care about black people."
 
2012-10-02 05:56:20 PM
Now I know why he wears the gloves!
 
2012-10-02 05:56:43 PM
So this is what voters use instead of glacier water and baby seal tear enemas?
 
2012-10-02 05:58:09 PM
"Mitt Romney doesn't care about black beans"
 
2012-10-02 05:58:57 PM
"Where's your other hand?"

"Between two pillows?"

"Those Aren't Pillows!"
 
2012-10-02 05:59:29 PM
"CHUPA MI PITO ROMNEY!!"
 
2012-10-02 05:59:35 PM
"I have no problem with Mexicans, really I don't. Some... some of my favorite dads are Mexican! Smile!"
 
2012-10-02 06:00:03 PM
"[These three people] will vote for [Obama] no matter what. All right, [these three people] are with him, [they] are dependent upon government, [they] believe that they are victims, who believe the government is responsible for them, who believe they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for [Obama] no matter what... These are people who pay no income tax... my job is not to worry about [these three] people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."


Oh... wait, were we supposed to make something up?
 
2012-10-02 06:00:49 PM
"This motherfarker, he crazy"
 
2012-10-02 06:02:56 PM
"I smoked a blunt in his limo and he doesn't know it yet"
 
2012-10-02 06:03:05 PM
You know on some level I think he means well, but his life-long freedom from want has
left him completely undeveloped as a human being. Take away his money and power
and throw him in the peace corps for a few years, you'd probably get a pretty decent guy
at the end of it.

He might even let the dog ride inside the truck on the way home.
 
2012-10-02 06:04:13 PM
Another thread?

dtdstudios.com
 
2012-10-02 06:04:25 PM
"It would help [this photo op] if I were Latino."
 
2012-10-02 06:04:28 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-02 06:04:48 PM
Magic underwear won't save you from what is coming after the big burrito.
 
2012-10-02 06:05:41 PM
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
 
2012-10-02 06:06:54 PM

Ed Finnerty: Another thread?

[dtdstudios.com image 439x1000]


You totally fooled me.
 
i177.photobucket.com
 
No caption, no votey
 
2012-10-02 06:08:14 PM
From the other thread:
 
"My man here, Dre, he's the manager here, glad to see he's taken a leadership role.  Of course, he couldn't have a leadership role in my church, but... ZING!  Hey ladies, how'd you like to be my next two wives?  ZING!  I kid, of course.  Don't let my fellow Republicans see you holding hands like that, though, you know what my most recent stand is on LGBT rights.  ZING!  Hey, that's my man Pedro back there.  Pedro was born in Mexico.  So was my dad, actually.  But that's not what it said on his birth certificate. ZING!  Anyway, I kid, I'm just working on some of my zingers.  So I'm running for President, hope I get your vote.  Nice restaurant you got here, I can't wait for the maitre'd to seat me.  ZING!..."
 
2012-10-02 06:08:27 PM
images.onset.freedom.com

"Just because I'm half Mexican, doesn't make me any less white! Can't you see I'm so white I make Obama look like that black-ass Wesley Snipes?
 
2012-10-02 06:09:08 PM
You will not get paid while posing with the candidate.
 
2012-10-02 06:09:15 PM
We have him. Ransom $2.
Plus tip.
 
2012-10-02 06:09:17 PM
This is the first Mexican I have touched since my dad died.
 
2012-10-02 06:09:30 PM
"I made more during the time it took to take this picture than these lazy people make all year"
 
2012-10-02 06:09:45 PM
stop it, you guys... I'm just a regular guy... see, I'm just the same as you people... I put my pants on one leg at a time... well, I don't... Raul my valet does... but, really I'm just the same... well to be completely honest, Raul is my valet at my California home... There's Steven at the Chalet in Park City and Ramone at the lake house in Michigan and... you know what, maybe I'm just too darned honest for my own good.. my point is this: I'm just like you people! You have jobs that you go to every day and you earn your.. what? $40 or $50 dollars per hour... and you have your driver pick you up and drive you to whichever home you're closest too.. sometimes you have to fly your jet... you have your assistant call ahead to make sure there's a nice meal prepared and... you know, sometimes I just don't know when to stop talking, do I? We're all the same here.. we're all people. Now, which way to the executive washroom?... I need to wash my hands now.. I think that colored fellow might have touched my shirt... Casandra could you get another shirt from the limo? Something that makes me look like I fit in with these sort of people, please... there should be one in the Louis Vuitton steamer trunk.. no not that one... the other one...
 
2012-10-02 06:10:20 PM
Do the rest of you realize we're posing with a cardboard standee?
 
2012-10-02 06:10:59 PM
Damn. He smells just like a wet dog.
 
2012-10-02 06:12:35 PM
Dammm. He smells just like wet dog.
 
2012-10-02 06:12:46 PM
Why does this white guy keep tapping his foot?
 
2012-10-02 06:13:07 PM
"This place smells of grease and the poor. It is a sad place. Come, Patsy!"
 
2012-10-02 06:13:43 PM
Damn. He smells just like wet dog.
 
2012-10-02 06:15:21 PM
Ha ha! You guys really do smell of cabbage!
 
2012-10-02 06:15:33 PM
He's the DJ...I'm the Rapper
 
2012-10-02 06:26:44 PM
I'm with stupid !
 
2012-10-02 06:27:08 PM
"Seen here is the only known instance where Mitt Romney posed with minorities he had yet to acquire."

"Soon after, he purchased the majority of their shares, sold their organs in china, and declared bankruptcy on their behalf."
 
2012-10-02 06:28:44 PM

ChaoticLimbs: "Seen here is the only known instance where Mitt Romney posed with minorities he had yet to acquire."

"Soon after, he purchased the majority of their shares, sold their organs in china, and declared bankruptcy on their behalf."


NOW WITH VOTING

(However, if voting allowed you to change the course of the world's powers, you would be prohibited from doing it)
 
2012-10-02 06:30:07 PM
"[Mentally] Ugh, I can't believe I'm standing this close to sweaty plebeians. It's not my job to worry about these people! I hope my corporate sponsors appreciate the sacrifices I'm making on their behalf."
 
2012-10-02 06:30:31 PM
I can associate with you. I know several people who own national fast food chains.
 
2012-10-02 06:33:26 PM
"This dude asked for caviar and truffles on his burrito!"
 
2012-10-02 06:36:28 PM
"The girls are going to give him some of that slow-pulling next"
 
2012-10-02 06:37:59 PM
Chipotle: 47% real food for the 47%
 
2012-10-02 06:38:05 PM
Daaaamn Mitt just grabbed my burrito.
 
2012-10-02 06:40:01 PM
i.imgur.com

Aren't some of Mitt's sons named "Chip"?
 
2012-10-02 06:43:27 PM
Why does whitey keep tapping mah foot?
 
2012-10-02 06:45:21 PM
"hahaha, thanks for the burrito guys, you see you at the fund raiser next week in Barbados...w...what? You are minimum wage employees? Well then, I guess its to the decontamination lounge as soon as I finish here. Vote for me! Prove you are not the filthy 45% you really are!"
 
2012-10-02 06:45:34 PM
He Mad!
 
2012-10-02 06:46:59 PM
"I don't eat at places like this, but some of my friends own restaurant chains."
 
2012-10-02 06:48:13 PM
Mitt Romney don't care.
 
2012-10-02 06:49:41 PM
"I really like these fancy hairnets you've got. You really sprang for the big bucks."
 
2012-10-02 06:50:55 PM
"Are these burritos from the 7/11 bakery?"
 
2012-10-02 06:51:34 PM
I know what you're thinking but he paid us $100 each for this picture.
 
2012-10-02 06:54:00 PM
"He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."
 
2012-10-02 06:54:09 PM
"These are the kinds of jobs I hope to bring to all Americans"
 
2012-10-02 06:55:36 PM
"Not even Chiple-Way will get THIS stain out".
 
2012-10-02 06:57:19 PM
"Not even Chipotle-Away will get THIS stain out".
 
2012-10-02 07:02:09 PM
"Someone's trying to pick my pocket or else playing with my ass."
 
2012-10-02 07:06:32 PM
"Guacamole costs extra!"
 
2012-10-02 07:15:50 PM
twitpic.com"> 

Can you believe this cracker paid me $100 to be in his picture?
Do I have to pay taxes on it?
 
2012-10-02 07:18:55 PM
i280.photobucket.com

And a link to just the googly eyes version
 
2012-10-02 07:27:31 PM
What, no self-deportation jokes? Farkers, I am disappoint.
 
2012-10-02 07:31:54 PM

Cymbal: [images.onset.freedom.com image 512x369]

"Just because I'm half Mexican, doesn't make me any less white! Can't you see I'm so white I make Obama look like that black-ass Wesley Snipes?


I can say as a licensed, bonded, and insured white person (who can fulfill all of your white person needs for a very reasonable and competitive rate) that Mitt Romney is the whitest man of all time.

As for the picture... eh...

I've got nothin'.
 
2012-10-02 07:36:38 PM

WhoIsWillo: "Honky wanted mayo on his burrito."


God dammit. Winner.
 
2012-10-02 07:37:06 PM

WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."


The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.
 
2012-10-02 07:44:00 PM
"He wants to be mah new owna!"

/eh, too much.
 
2012-10-02 07:44:47 PM
"This dude gonna deport all my peeps. My ass gonna be REAL busy if this dude wins, maybe I'll get a $.25/hour raise!"
 
2012-10-02 07:45:59 PM

choo: Chipotles: Now offering free crackers with every meal!


Why no votey ? you are depriving me of an opportunity to vote for my favourite !
 
2012-10-02 07:51:14 PM
I'm not worried it's not like any of these people are actually going to vote.
 
2012-10-02 07:52:11 PM
Mitt Romney visits his kitchen of his posh California estate. Takes picture with his cooking staff, a maid and his butler.
 
2012-10-02 07:55:15 PM
Yes he DID grab my junk!
 
2012-10-02 07:57:28 PM
"Casually, Mitt wondered if these people had washed their hands."
 
2012-10-02 07:58:43 PM
OK, you got your damn pictures, now get the hell out of my country.
 
2012-10-02 08:01:06 PM
"No, I mean he didn't pay for his meal! No, no, I mean, seriously, he owes us 6.79! Yeah, THIS motherf*cker!"
 
2012-10-02 08:07:04 PM

Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.


The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.
 
2012-10-02 08:10:36 PM

WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."


When white people try to speak Ebonics. And the race card. I'm embarrassed for you.

Also, he's got a job, of course he's going to farking pay taxes.
 
2012-10-02 08:11:15 PM
"After spraining my ankle I was afraid that my friends would pick me last for three-on-three basketball. However, Hire-A-Honkey sent my very own white person to stand next to me when the team captains were choosing players, cementing my spot on the team. He even went to Chipotle with me afterwards. Thanks Hire-A-Honkey!"
 
2012-10-02 08:11:30 PM
You're all fired! Just kidding. Not yet.
 
2012-10-02 08:11:46 PM

WhoopAssWayne: self-entitled liberal freeloaders.


0/10
 
2012-10-02 08:14:01 PM
It looks like there was a genie nearby when Mitt wished to have been born to a poor Mexican family.
 
2012-10-02 08:14:41 PM
"THIS motherfarker right here....."
 
2012-10-02 08:15:06 PM
It looks like there was a genie nearby when Mitt wished to have been born to a poor Mexican family.

/now with voting
//shouldn't voting be auto-enabled for threads like this?
 
2012-10-02 08:17:21 PM

A. Snatchfold: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

When white people try to speak Ebonics. And the race card. I'm embarrassed for you.

Also, he's got a job, of course he's going to farking pay taxes.


Having a McJob most certainly does not mean you are required to pay federal or state income tax - just the kind of feel-good misinformation we've all come to expect from a non-contributing freeloading dumbass liberal like yourself who has never paid any tax.

Thieving off the rest of us and paying nothing in return - the liberal dream.
 
2012-10-02 08:18:20 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.

The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.


First assholes like you complain when people have no jobs. Then you farking throw a conniption that it's not the 'right kind of job'. You're what's farking wrong with America.
 
2012-10-02 08:22:16 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.

The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.


Trolling success! 8.5/10 Nice jerb
 
2012-10-02 08:26:55 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.

The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.


Just remember proto-citizen you must grovel, scrape kiss the ass of your betters, request nothing in this country until you can buy your own senator, only then are you allowed to participate in American discourse.

The bill of rights means nothing you are lucky to get mentioned in the preamble penal statutes.
 
2012-10-02 08:28:43 PM
Diff'rent Strokes: 2012
 
2012-10-02 08:29:25 PM

Thresher: WhoopAssWayne: Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.

The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.

Trolling success! 8.5/10 Nice jerb


Lol, goddammit. I claim Poe's Law in my defense.
 
2012-10-02 08:34:02 PM
Came for lootie shop, leaving disappoint.
 
2012-10-02 08:39:54 PM

Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.

The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.

Just remember proto-citizen you must grovel, scrape kiss the ass of your betters, request nothing in this country until you can buy your own senator, only then are you allowed to participate in American discourse.


Discuss away. Just don't expect many to listen to your wants when you aren't even willing to contribute a token amount to the common good.


The bill of rights means nothing you are lucky to get mentioned in the preamble penal statutes.

It's my understanding that most attorneys pretty much understand the bill of rights to be dead. They see the client who comes in whining about their rights to be nothing more than a mark to be bilked. I'd love to think the jury system is a check and balance there, but my own experience tells me it isn't much of one.
 
2012-10-02 08:41:04 PM

WhoopAssWayne: A. Snatchfold: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

When white people try to speak Ebonics. And the race card. I'm embarrassed for you.

Also, he's got a job, of course he's going to farking pay taxes.

Having a McJob most certainly does not mean you are required to pay federal or state income tax - just the kind of feel-good misinformation we've all come to expect from a non-contributing freeloading dumbass liberal like yourself who has never paid any tax.

Thieving off the rest of us and paying nothing in return - the liberal dream.


Repeated reputable studies show that after fees, sales tax, property tax, fuel tax, etc etc low income earners pay out over half of their income to the government. Your 1040/1099 or whatever is only one aspect of taxation. Go ahead and keep being an uneducated moron though, it suits you.

/PS your "employer matched" income tax doesn't get refunded either. Its all smoke and mirrors to hide real tax rates.
 
2012-10-02 08:44:12 PM
"Obama can have the local family-owned joints. Multi-national corporate chains are where it's at!"
 
2012-10-02 08:50:28 PM

Delay: Damn. He smells just like wet roof dog.

 

/FTFY
 
2012-10-02 08:51:20 PM

Alonjar: WhoopAssWayne: A. Snatchfold: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

When white people try to speak Ebonics. And the race card. I'm embarrassed for you.

Also, he's got a job, of course he's going to farking pay taxes.

Having a McJob most certainly does not mean you are required to pay federal or state income tax - just the kind of feel-good misinformation we've all come to expect from a non-contributing freeloading dumbass liberal like yourself who has never paid any tax.

Thieving off the rest of us and paying nothing in return - the liberal dream.



Repeated reputable studies show that ..............


Ugh, no dumbass. Obama's television commercials are not "repeated reputable studies."

I get it. You want all the benefits - and more - without any of the inconvenience of having to part with even a token, symbolic amount of your pay for income tax. Go ahead, cue up all the self-serving reasons why "I shouldn't have to pay my fair share, while everyone else should." We've heard it a million times here on fark. While you're at, go ahead and throw out your list of "Things I don't like which should be banned" - it's equally relevant.
 
2012-10-02 08:53:06 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.

The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.


1/10

You're trying way too hard
 
2012-10-02 08:55:15 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Alonjar: WhoopAssWayne: A. Snatchfold: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

When white people try to speak Ebonics. And the race card. I'm embarrassed for you.

Also, he's got a job, of course he's going to farking pay taxes.

Having a McJob most certainly does not mean you are required to pay federal or state income tax - just the kind of feel-good misinformation we've all come to expect from a non-contributing freeloading dumbass liberal like yourself who has never paid any tax.

Thieving off the rest of us and paying nothing in return - the liberal dream.



Repeated reputable studies show that ..............

Ugh, no dumbass. Obama's television commercials are not "repeated reputable studies."

I get it. You want all the benefits - and more - without any of the inconvenience of having to part with even a token, symbolic amount of your pay for income tax. Go ahead, cue up all the self-serving reasons why "I shouldn't have to pay my fair share, while everyone else should." We've heard it a million times here on fark. While you're at, go ahead and throw out your list of "Things I don't like which should be banned" - it's equally relevant.


Shut the fark up

I own my own business, work 100 hours a week, vote Democrat, and pay more in taxes and fees than many people make in a year
 
2012-10-02 08:58:52 PM
He made the guacamole today!
 
2012-10-02 08:59:48 PM
WhoopAssWayne:


I'm sorry that the photo's of your candidate miscegenatin' has got you in such atwitter, have a mint julep and rest your tender head to clear the vapors
 
2012-10-02 09:01:12 PM
 
2012-10-02 09:02:31 PM

G.I.R.B.: WhoopAssWayne: Alonjar: WhoopAssWayne: A. Snatchfold: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

When white people try to speak Ebonics. And the race card. I'm embarrassed for you.

Also, he's got a job, of course he's going to farking pay taxes.

Having a McJob most certainly does not mean you are required to pay federal or state income tax - just the kind of feel-good misinformation we've all come to expect from a non-contributing freeloading dumbass liberal like yourself who has never paid any tax.

Thieving off the rest of us and paying nothing in return - the liberal dream.



Repeated reputable studies show that ..............

Ugh, no dumbass. Obama's television commercials are not "repeated reputable studies."

I get it. You want all the benefits - and more - without any of the inconvenience of having to part with even a token, symbolic amount of your pay for income tax. Go ahead, cue up all the self-serving reasons why "I shouldn't have to pay my fair share, while everyone else should." We've heard it a million times here on fark. While you're at, go ahead and throw out your list of "Things I don't like which should be banned" - it's equally relevant.

Shut the fark up

I own my own business, work 100 hours a week, vote Democrat, and pay more in taxes and fees than many people make in a year


I have a hard time believing you - maybe you're confusing yourself with your boss or maybe your idiot indulgent father who pays your way.

I remember when SSA would send out a report every year - how much you paid into the SSA over your lifetime, broke down by year. My total is pretty much just... wow. And let me tell you - just so you and the other freeloading liberals do not misunderstand - I am very happy to pay my tax and contribute to this society. Roads, schools, myriad other services, and yes, the cost of government. I cannot understand, and it's infuriating, that a large chunk are not even willing to contribute even a token amount for all we get in return.
 
2012-10-02 09:07:45 PM
pbs.twimg.com 

Credit to:
Alfred.D.Distracted
@u_may_be_add_if
 
2012-10-02 09:09:48 PM
Damn.. I got trolled hard.

/Still want to know why we call trawling "trolling".
 
2012-10-02 09:11:41 PM

Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne:


I'm sorry that the photo's of your candidate miscegenatin' has got you in such atwitter, have a mint julep and rest your tender head to clear the vapors


I'm guessing a putdown based on a "simple, over-emotional female, who just needs to rest" wouldn't sit well with a large chunk of your party :-)
 
2012-10-02 09:12:33 PM

WhoopAssWayne: I cannot understand, and it's infuriating, that a large chunk are not even willing to contribute even a token amount for all we get in return.


that's because you have been misinformed, every working man and woman pays into the US government. period. no exceptions from your first check onward.

your blind spot and it's a losing one for the republicans is not acknowledging that the working poor, and lower middle class do indeed participate and give to our society.

Farm hands are probably a greater loss to our society than corporate bankers.
 
2012-10-02 09:14:49 PM

WhoopAssWayne: G.I.R.B.: WhoopAssWayne: Alonjar: WhoopAssWayne: A. Snatchfold: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

When white people try to speak Ebonics. And the race card. I'm embarrassed for you.

Also, he's got a job, of course he's going to farking pay taxes.

Having a McJob most certainly does not mean you are required to pay federal or state income tax - just the kind of feel-good misinformation we've all come to expect from a non-contributing freeloading dumbass liberal like yourself who has never paid any tax.

Thieving off the rest of us and paying nothing in return - the liberal dream.



Repeated reputable studies show that ..............

Ugh, no dumbass. Obama's television commercials are not "repeated reputable studies."

I get it. You want all the benefits - and more - without any of the inconvenience of having to part with even a token, symbolic amount of your pay for income tax. Go ahead, cue up all the self-serving reasons why "I shouldn't have to pay my fair share, while everyone else should." We've heard it a million times here on fark. While you're at, go ahead and throw out your list of "Things I don't like which should be banned" - it's equally relevant.

Shut the fark up

I own my own business, work 100 hours a week, vote Democrat, and pay more in taxes and fees than many people make in a year

I have a hard time believing you - maybe you're confusing yourself with your boss or maybe your idiot indulgent father who pays your way.

I remember when SSA would send out a report every year - how much you paid into the SSA over your lifetime, broke down by year. My total is pretty much just... wow. And let me tell you - just so you and the other freeloading liberals do not misunderstand - I am very happy to pay my tax and contribute to this society. Roads, schools, myriad other services, and yes, the cost of government. I cannot understand, and it's infuriat ...


OK dinglefritz, I understand that you're either a troll or just an asshole without a clue..... but I'm gonna bite 'cause I've had a really long day, the Scotch is hitting me, and would really LOVE to kick some DERP's ass.

I started working at age 15, got my GED @16, worked my way through two years of college, (by age 18), then did 6 years in the Army, (GI BILL FTW), went back and got 2 degrees, raised four good kids, have 5 grand-babies, retired form the National Guard 2 years ago, am still paying off my late wife's final medical bills, haven't collected a paycheck, (self-employed plumber), for a LONG time, and NEVER took a dime from any of my relatives.

You wanna wave your SSA contributions around?

Try mine for the last 35 years.
 
2012-10-02 09:16:26 PM
"OK. You took the picture right? Can I get away from these filthy messicans and this crazy black guy now? No? One more picture? OK, but I want a shower after to get the poor stench off me."
 
2012-10-02 09:22:27 PM

G.I.R.B.: WhoopAssWayne: G.I.R.B.: WhoopAssWayne: Alonjar: WhoopAssWayne: A. Snatchfold: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

When white people try to speak Ebonics. And the race card. I'm embarrassed for you.

Also, he's got a job, of course he's going to farking pay taxes.

Having a McJob most certainly does not mean you are required to pay federal or state income tax - just the kind of feel-good misinformation we've all come to expect from a non-contributing freeloading dumbass liberal like yourself who has never paid any tax.

Thieving off the rest of us and paying nothing in return - the liberal dream.



Repeated reputable studies show that ..............

Ugh, no dumbass. Obama's television commercials are not "repeated reputable studies."

I get it. You want all the benefits - and more - without any of the inconvenience of having to part with even a token, symbolic amount of your pay for income tax. Go ahead, cue up all the self-serving reasons why "I shouldn't have to pay my fair share, while everyone else should." We've heard it a million times here on fark. While you're at, go ahead and throw out your list of "Things I don't like which should be banned" - it's equally relevant.

Shut the fark up

I own my own business, work 100 hours a week, vote Democrat, and pay more in taxes and fees than many people make in a year

I have a hard time believing you - maybe you're confusing yourself with your boss or maybe your idiot indulgent father who pays your way.

I remember when SSA would send out a report every year - how much you paid into the SSA over your lifetime, broke down by year. My total is pretty much just... wow. And let me tell you - just so you and the other freeloading liberals do not misunderstand - I am very happy to pay my tax and contribute to this society. Roads, schools, myriad other services, and yes, the cost of government. I cannot understand, an ...


I totally forgot what the beef was between us, but a few things:

1) my ssa goes to 14
2) also worked through high school, undergrad, grad school, no military
3) my heart breaks for your loss
4) a good plumber is worth his weight in gold.

enjoy the scotch, I'll enjoy my crown
 
2012-10-02 09:28:37 PM
That burrito will be self-deporting itself from your ass in about an hour, sir.
 
2012-10-02 09:31:20 PM
Interviewing the fluffier candidates to service Anne.
 
2012-10-02 09:48:32 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.

The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.


And this, fellow Farkers, and folks on the internets in general, is why I hate this time of year. Look at WhoopAssWayne's account: Account created: 2012-08-22 13:43:39

New troll for one or the other party. They show up every four years. Doesn't matter which side, but they show up and start spewing.

Troll effect? 0/10. Nice try. Go back to your party headquarters and tell them your troll failed. Then leave. Let the rest of us have fun here.
 
2012-10-02 10:01:39 PM
Maria sniffed. She was close enough to smell Mitt's armpit and it reeked of Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds, rotten meat, and hotdog mustard. Quickly glancing, she noticed bright yellow liquid trickling from Romney's ear. Tightly gripping Bonita's hand, she started to silently pray with a tight grin affixed to her face.
 
2012-10-02 10:13:03 PM

desertfool: WhoopAssWayne: Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.

The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.

And this, fellow Farkers, and folks on the internets in general, is why I hate this time of year. Look at WhoopAssWayne's account: Account created: 2012-08-22 13:43:39

New troll for one or the other party. They show up every four years. Doesn't matter which side, but they show up and start spewing.

Troll effect? 0/10. Nice try. Go back to your party headquarters and tell them your troll failed. Then leave. Let the rest of us have fun here.


I have no love for either party dumbass - I've been officially listed as 'independent' for the last 20 years - hard for mindless party-hack dumbass like yourself to understand, I know. Dumbasses like desert-fool follow flags blindly - no thought - just conformity and idiocy.
 
2012-10-02 10:32:26 PM

desertfool: WhoopAssWayne: Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.

The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.

And this, fellow Farkers, and folks on the internets in general, is why I hate this time of year. Look at WhoopAssWayne's account: Account created: 2012-08-22 13:43:39

New troll for one or the other party. They show up every four years. Doesn't matter which side, but they show up and start spewing.

Troll effect? 0/10. Nice try. Go back to your party headquarters and tell them your troll failed. Then leave. Let the rest of us have fun here.


Yeah, I also noticed the one-month old account. Perhaps those who have desert in their handle, been farking for 10 years and live in WI don't fall so easily for asshat shenanigans.
 
2012-10-02 10:33:13 PM
This thread proves liberals are the real racists.
 
2012-10-02 10:46:45 PM
"Lovely to meet you lovely people from Chihuahua's. Huh? Oh, sorry. Chimichanga's. Yes, yes, that's nice. Okay, let's get the fark out of here."
 
2012-10-02 10:58:27 PM
It's pretty telling the Obama campaign is so weak-kneed it has to send out high school kids in a given thread to make some kind of vague statement and... I guess some kind of attack.... and then quickly retreat into the night! Go Obama!
 
2012-10-02 11:06:30 PM
Christ, what an asshole!
 
2012-10-02 11:25:42 PM

capt.hollister: choo: Chipotles: Now offering free crackers with every meal!

Why no votey ? you are depriving me of an opportunity to vote for my favourite !


They dis-vote enabled my comment. Once it went live it turned off! I blame Drew, personally.
 
2012-10-02 11:55:16 PM
"Only 35 more days of this... 35 more days..."
 
2012-10-03 12:35:44 AM
"who took a big dump in the bathroom and didn't flush? THIS guy right here."
 
2012-10-03 12:54:13 AM
"Hurry up and take my picture and get me the fark out of here. The brown people are TOUCHING me."
 
2012-10-03 05:56:38 AM

desertmouse: desertfool: WhoopAssWayne: Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.

The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.

And this, fellow Farkers, and folks on the internets in general, is why I hate this time of year. Look at WhoopAssWayne's account: Account created: 2012-08-22 13:43:39

New troll for one or the other party. They show up every four years. Doesn't matter which side, but they show up and start spewing.

Troll effect? 0/10. Nice try. Go back to your party headquarters and tell them your troll failed. Then leave. Let the rest of us have fun here.

Yeah, I also noticed the one-month old account. Perhaps those who have desert in their handle, been farking for 10 years and live in WI don't fall so easily for asshat shenanigans.


How funny. I used desertfool when I lived in the desert (Tucson) and just kept the handle.
 
2012-10-03 06:51:48 AM
¿donde esta me capeza?
¡soy mexicano Romney!
 
2012-10-03 08:31:19 AM
images.onset.freedom.com

I'm not saying outright that this guy is a robot, but I have two fingers up his ass right now and he hasn't even blinked.
 
2012-10-03 11:28:06 AM

A. Snatchfold: Also, he's got a job, of course he's going to farking pay taxes.


No, at minimum wage, his employer will pay payroll tax, and that will probably be the end of it. You may consider payroll tax vs. income tax splitting hairs, but that oft GOP-cited 47% "erhmagerrd lazy no taxes" potion of the population includes people who result in a payroll tax but do not collect enough income to pay income tax.
 
2012-10-04 10:35:19 PM
Worst undercover boss ever.
 
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