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(AlterNet)   Todd Akin takes his crazy to 11, accuses abortion services of "giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant"   (alternet.org) divider line 189
    More: Dumbass, Todd Akin, Amanda Marcotte, Claire McCaskill, abortions, Fundamentalist Christianity, insanity, culture of death  
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2012-10-02 03:54:48 PM
His crazy was already at 11.

This is just solidifying that status.
 
2012-10-02 03:55:34 PM
I had to check that it was satire. I had to check that it was satire AND IT farkING WASN'T.
 
2012-10-02 03:59:39 PM
It's called a "D&C", you clueless dickhead of a worthless human being.
 
2012-10-02 04:04:09 PM
See, if he keeps spewing the crazy like this, eventually people are bound to believe him. Just like weapons of mass destruction.
 
2012-10-02 04:08:27 PM
I have no idea what he is talking about, so here is a picture of Rush and The Runaways.

ladystarlightnyc.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-02 04:17:19 PM
You know, this is actually REALLY good news to all my lesbian friends who wanted to experience the thrill of abortion without actually dealing with a penis.
 
2012-10-02 04:33:04 PM

what_now: You know, this is actually REALLY good news to all my lesbian friends who wanted to experience the thrill of abortion without actually dealing with a penis.


When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, it makes me feel like I'M ON THE SWISS ALPS GETTING AN ABORTION!
 
2012-10-02 04:38:06 PM
This is getting past funny into just horrifying.
 
2012-10-02 04:55:12 PM
Pfft! Why can't men get these abortions? This is discrimination!
 
2012-10-02 05:16:25 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I have no idea what he is talking about, so here is a picture of Rush and The Runaways.

[ladystarlightnyc.files.wordpress.com image 792x567]


Is the ugly chick with the big nose on the right one of the Runaways?
 
2012-10-02 05:33:17 PM

Bloody William: I had to check that it was satire. I had to check that it was satire AND IT farkING WASN'T.


Yeah, that's never a good feeling.
 
2012-10-02 05:33:32 PM
And yet he remains a viable candidate

/exactly how stupid and hateful ARE Republicans in Missouri?
//or is that Misery?
 
2012-10-02 05:33:43 PM
All you add is food and climate control, and some time, and the embryo becomes you or me.

Haha, screw a just and respectable country. This guy is too much. I want him in Washington. I need him in Washington.
 
2012-10-02 05:38:00 PM
Wow this is awesome news for me. Being a male I cannot experience the wonder of pregnancy but Imma go in and say scrape my shaft clean since there people obviously so eager to give out unneeded abortions
 
2012-10-02 05:43:06 PM
What the hell am I reading?
 
2012-10-02 05:53:06 PM
This man is literally - LITERALLY - the greatest gift ever given to the Democratic Party.
 
2012-10-02 05:58:02 PM

Mentat: This man is literally - LITERALLY - the greatest gift ever given to the Democratic Party.


You shut your whore mouth, Mentat. I am... gotta problem with that?

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2012-10-02 06:03:38 PM
Akin might be batshiat crazy,but he's at least consistent in his views-which is more than can be said of Romney. Upside!
 
2012-10-02 06:03:47 PM
2-If we allow stem cell research (presumably step one), we will soon be creating human clones for the express purpose of harvesting their organs. This is something Akin calls "step three." His evidence for this dastardly plot? A sci-fi story his daughter wrote about it.

so step 2 is still ???, but profit has been moved to step 4?
 
2012-10-02 06:10:36 PM
daviddemar.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-02 06:11:01 PM
It's not without precedent. John Stossel once did an undercover story in abortion clinics. He sent in female assistants with his urine and a few said the women were pregnant and tried to start abortions.

Link

And he isn't someone making stuff up for scare tactics. He supports abortion
 
2012-10-02 06:11:09 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: 2-If we allow stem cell research (presumably step one), we will soon be creating human clones for the express purpose of harvesting their organs. This is something Akin calls "step three." His evidence for this dastardly plot? A sci-fi story his daughter wrote about it stole from Parts: The Clonus Horror.

so step 2 is still ???, but profit has been moved to step 4?


FTFY
 
2012-10-02 06:11:58 PM

ArkAngel: It's not without precedent. John Stossel once did an undercover story in abortion clinics. He sent in female assistants with his urine and a few said the women were pregnant and tried to start abortions.

Link

And he isn't someone making stuff up for scare tactics. He supports abortion


I'd find that a lot more believable if it wasn't John Stossel, one of the worst "investigative reporters" alive today.
 
2012-10-02 06:24:31 PM
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2012-10-02 06:27:05 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Dead for Tax Reasons: 2-If we allow stem cell research (presumably step one), we will soon be creating human clones for the express purpose of harvesting their organs. This is something Akin calls "step three." His evidence for this dastardly plot? A sci-fi story his daughter wrote about it stole from Parts: The Clonus Horror.

so step 2 is still ???, but profit has been moved to step 4?

FTFY


Also

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photo.goodreads.com
 
2012-10-02 06:39:21 PM
He has to be a troll that's now trying too hard. He HAS to be.
 
2012-10-02 06:41:17 PM
No surprise here. Akin is a typical evangelical republican. His only crime is saying this stuff outside the church doors.
 
2012-10-02 06:43:27 PM

ArkAngel: It's not without precedent. John Stossel once did an undercover story in abortion clinics. He sent in female assistants with his urine and a few said the women were pregnant and tried to start abortions.

Link

And he isn't someone making stuff up for scare tactics. He supports abortion


John Stossel showed up at my dorm room drunk one dark and stormy night in 1987 and tried to perform an abortion on me.

/true story
 
2012-10-02 06:43:53 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I have no idea what he is talking about, so here is a picture of Rush and The Runaways.

[ladystarlightnyc.files.wordpress.com image 792x567]


With all that long hair, I can't tell which is which. It's almost as if I can't tell the forest from the trees.
 
2012-10-02 06:44:25 PM
"Now an embryo may seem like some scientific or laboratory term, but in fact the embryo contains the unique information that defines a person. All you add is food and climate control, and some time, and the embryo becomes you or me."

That "food and climate control" is otherwise known as mom, Douchebag Akin. And I suppose I could provide food and climate control, but I'm not going to.

/not that you would know anyway since this is between me and my doctor, Douchebag
 
2012-10-02 06:45:23 PM
Liberals, why do you hate coat hangers?
 
2012-10-02 06:46:12 PM

ArkAngel: And when he isn't making stuff up for scare tactics, he supports abortion


Alternate ending.
 
2012-10-02 06:46:33 PM

ArkAngel: It's not without precedent. John Stossel once did an undercover story in abortion clinics. He sent in female assistants with his urine and a few said the women were pregnant and tried to start abortions.

Link

And he isn't someone making stuff up for scare tactics. He supports abortion


Yeah, that really, really sounds made up.
 
2012-10-02 06:46:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And yet he remains a viable candidate

/exactly how stupid and hateful ARE Republicans in Missouri?
//or is that Misery?


Why just Missouri? He's part of a national party that continues to support him now that the point where he can pull out is past. Hell, plenty of them supported him the whole time.

The GOP is a disgrace and so are GOP voters, no matter how adamantly they refuse to take responsibility for the people they put in office and the policies that they put forward.
 
2012-10-02 06:47:49 PM
Here is what you do. A pregnant woman comes to you. She's pregnant and alone and scared. So you load her up with debt, you take a big chunk of the money she just borrowed, and then you ship her off to China in steerage to work 16 hour shifts in a cell phone sweatshop.

LET FREEDOM RING.
 
2012-10-02 06:50:44 PM

Johnny Swank: No surprise here. Akin is a typical evangelical republican. His only crime is saying this stuff outside the church doors.


Oh yeah. I heard about this in my church's youth group back in the day. Granted, they were vaguely understanding when we were skeptical, but it ended in a stalemate as I remember it since we couldn't really respond. I mean, it's not like anyone thought it was necessary to publish a report saying "Abortion Services Perform Abortions on Pregnant Women" or anything.
 
2012-10-02 06:51:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Is the ugly chick with the big nose on the right one of the Runaways?


No, she's in Rush. She has a beautiful voice. I forget her name. Peggy Lee or something.
 
2012-10-02 06:51:40 PM
Claire McCaskill, I hope you enjoy my donation.
 
2012-10-02 06:51:40 PM
And yet I'm sure the douchbag is still ahead in the polls.
 
2012-10-02 06:52:13 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And yet he remains a viable candidate

/exactly how stupid and hateful ARE Republicans in Missouri?
//or is that Misery?


For a certain value of "viable". If his party could pull him off the ballot after the filing deadline and put another name up, trust me, they would.
 
2012-10-02 06:52:57 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I have no idea what he is talking about, so here is a picture of Rush and The Runaways.

[ladystarlightnyc.files.wordpress.com image 792x567]


Ok, thats kinda cool
 
2012-10-02 06:53:02 PM

Kibbler: LET FREEDOM RING REIGN.


FTFY.

/Pet Peave
 
2012-10-02 06:53:31 PM

flux: FirstNationalBastard: Is the ugly chick with the big nose on the right one of the Runaways?

No, she's in Rush. She has a beautiful voice. I forget her name. Peggy Lee or something.


You're thinking of Ken Lee -- there was a song about him written by Mariah Carey
 
2012-10-02 06:55:22 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I have no idea what he is talking about, so here is a picture of Rush and The Runaways.

[ladystarlightnyc.files.wordpress.com image 792x567]


I am trying, by God, I am trying with all my might, to find one sincere smile in that picture, one trace of evidence that at least one person at that table is not thinking, "What kind of phony hype-up bullshiat is this I am in."

Trying. Not succeeding.
 
2012-10-02 06:55:29 PM
Little American flags for some. Abortions for everyone else!
 
2012-10-02 06:55:32 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Pfft! Why can't men get these abortions? This is discrimination!


Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But ... you can't HAVE babies!
Stan: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
 
2012-10-02 06:56:19 PM

Mentat: This man is literally - LITERALLY - the greatest gift ever given to the Democratic Party.


And yet the latest polls show anywhere from Akin being up by 0.2% to McCaskill up by 4.2%. So nearly half of the Missouri electorate still wants this man as their Senator.
 
2012-10-02 06:57:14 PM
That sounds legit.
 
2012-10-02 06:57:22 PM
Farks first ever flash game should be Onion Article or actual Republican statement?
I dont see how it could get any worse for the Republicans
Checks news: Video of Ryan saying that 30% americans want welfare and 70% want the the american dream.
HAHAHAOHWOW.jpg
 
2012-10-02 06:58:14 PM

Kibbler: Here is what you do. A pregnant woman comes to you. She's pregnant and alone and scared. So you load her up with debt, you take a big chunk of the money she just borrowed, and then you ship her off to China in steerage to work 16 hour shifts in a cell phone sweatshop.

LET FREEDOM RING.


I totally thought this was going in a different direction.

Holden: You're in a kitchen, walking along on the linoleum, when all of a sudden you look down...
Akin: What one?
Holden: What?
Akin: What kitchen?
Holden: It doesn't make any difference what kitchen, it's completely hypothetical.
Akin: But, how come I'd be there?
Holden: Maybe you're hungry. Maybe you want a beer. Who knows? You look down and see your girlfriend, Akin. She's crawling toward you...
Akin: Woman? What's that?
Holden: You know what a wife is?
 
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