Snow-Dog: CynicalLA: Snow-Dog: inner ted: Snow-Dog: KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.Oh great, another incompetent motorist who doesn't know the rules of the road. Just what my commute needs.o great, another incompetent & entitled cyclist who can't use common sense. just what my commute needsYou know what, I am entitled. Legally entitled to use the road. And unless you're one of those rare drivers who actually stop at stop signs and signal their turns, I'm a more considerate road user than you are. Please, just stop driving before you kill someone.This is all true but you are in a lot more danger and should keep that in mind. Pissing drivers off will get you seriously injured.If a driver gets pissed off because I'm safely and legally using the road, then that's their problem. I refuse to let the incompetence of others define what I do.If they want to try to take it out on me? Then that's what criminal and civil courts are for.
Eric The Pilot: "Dear Guy, I clotheslined as you went by on your bicycle. You don't know me, but I'm the guy who broke your collarbone. Now, I've asked myself over and over, why did I clothesline that guy? Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although not so confused that I'd actually hang around. In all fairness, it was pretty funny. I mean, the last thing you'd expect as you were riding merrily by on your bike is that someone you didn't know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat. I mean, you really should've seen it, it was just like, wham! Bam![chuckles]Dave: Anyway... in closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital bed, I'm forced to wonder, what were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway? Huh, ya asshole? SideWALK? Maybe sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves. Signed, the guy that collapsed your trachea."
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