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(Toronto Star)   Man apologises on Craigslist to cyclist that he knocked down earlier. Thanks for reinforcing the Canadian stereotype, buddy   (thestar.com) divider line 7
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2012-10-02 05:38:44 PM  
2 votes:
As much as I hate cyclists when they ride on the street, I hate them 10x more when they ride on the sidewalk. Every time one blasts by me on a narrow sidewalk, I want to kick out his back tire and watch him bounce his stupid skull off the concrete. Then I would take a piece of his broken bike as a trophy. But I never do,

Sigh.
2012-10-02 05:56:44 PM  
1 votes:
Scott [Voice-Over]: And now Bruce McCulloch with an open letter to the people who watched the guy steal his bike wheel.

[Bruce enters, bike lowered from above]

Bruce: Well, you knew it wasn't his wheel! What did you think? He was coming back for the rest of his bike later? Well, why didn't you do something? Why didn't you say something? You human piece of apathy! Why didn't you say, "Hey! That's not your wheel! That could be Bruce McCulloch's wheel! We love him! And he loved that wheel!" Just eatin' brunch. Well, didn't you think I needed it? I did! Well, look at that! Feast on that act of violence! Good work, Einstein! Pus!

Scott [Voice-Over]: That was Bruce McCulloch with an open letter to the people who watched while the guy stole his bike wheel.
2012-10-02 05:38:16 PM  
1 votes:
You've got to be a little bit crazy and/or dumb to fling a car door open on the left side without looking (in a city anyway).
2012-10-02 05:35:57 PM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: filter: Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.

roads are for licensed insured motor vehicles. go ride your bike with the other kiddies on the playground.


No - roads are built to facilitate transporting goods, critters and people from one point to another. The vehicles used on those roads to actually carry those goods, critters and people come in all shapes and sizes. As long as the operator of said vehicle has the legal privilege or right to operate the vehicle on the road, they are good to go. It is your burden as a user of the road to SHARE it with other users - no matter what the vehicle might be.
2012-10-02 05:28:55 PM  
1 votes:
Bottom line: she's cute and/or hot, he's horny and wants to get in her cycling shorts, and he didn't get her name or number due to circumstances. Good on ya, ya hoser.

/cyclist here - getting doored is indeed a shiatty thing to have happen to you.
2012-10-02 05:20:54 PM  
1 votes:
Nothing amusing about getting doored-- it can be quite deadly.


Next time ya'll are biatching about cyclists taking the lane, you might consider how dangerous it is to ride in the door zone (death zone).

So fark you all very much--- my popcorn is ready.
2012-10-02 05:18:29 PM  
1 votes:
"Dear Guy, I clotheslined as you went by on your bicycle. You don't know me, but I'm the guy who broke your collarbone. Now, I've asked myself over and over, why did I clothesline that guy? Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although not so confused that I'd actually hang around. In all fairness, it was pretty funny. I mean, the last thing you'd expect as you were riding merrily by on your bike is that someone you didn't know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat. I mean, you really should've seen it, it was just like, wham! Bam!
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Dave: Anyway... in closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital bed, I'm forced to wonder, what were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway? Huh, ya asshole? SideWALK? Maybe sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves. Signed, the guy that collapsed your trachea."
 
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